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Post by cliffwalk on Jul 1, 2020 16:18:06 GMT -6
Brock looks like he is pissed off.
BROCK LESNAR
Well look who decided to put his big boy panties on and show the hell up. You talk a whole lot of talk, but in a few minutes here we are going to see if you can walk the walk. I'm glad you have this sense of pride, but it has absolutely messed with your head because on PAPER this is a no brainer, and that just on paper kid. What I'm going to give you is more of a reality check into what the real world is going to see. They are going to see me beat your ass from pillar to post like nobody here has ever done. I'm going to be disappointed if you show up any less than your absolute best. Do me a favor and take a shit before you come out here so I don't beat it out of you. You say you don't take crap from anyone...well you are going to take it from me and you are going to like it.
Lesnar hands the microphone over to Paul, who has his arms crossed just staring at WARHORSE.
PAUL HEYMAN
I...I mean are you happy now? You have successfully managed to piss of my client, and that sir is a very unpopular thing to do in the Lesnar camp. I would like to formally make one thing crystal clear, and you should pay extra close attention to this because it directly concerns you. My client does not underestimate you. Do you not think he has watched some of your work? Do you not think he can see that you certainly possess a fire that half the guys in the back lack? Mister WARHORSE, Brock Lesnar does not underestimate you. Brock Lesnar knows exactly who you are, what you are capable of and what you wish to accomplish tonight. Unfortunately for you, he doesn't give a damn. Even with all that being said, he is looking right past you tonight as just another victim to put in his defeated pile.
Now I know you think tonight is the same old song and dance, and just like everyone else you are making a catastrophic error in judgement. My client is the reigning, defending, undisputed UWF Intercontinental Champion, and he sure as hell didn't do it by coming out here night after night and doing the same exact thing. Brock Lesnar isn't a one trick pony sir. Brock Lesnar is not only powerful, but he is also one of the most agile people around here, and his technical prowess is unmatched, and he has been doing it a whole lot longer than you. Brock Lesnar was beating peoples asses well before you decided to even become a wrestler. You should be thanking Brock Lesnar for making it possible for a freak like you to even be thought of when being employed by a wrestling organization.
Mister WARHORSE in closing I have a few final thoughts for you. First and foremost, you have never, will not, nor will you ever "rule" Brock Lesnar's ass. My client is simply better than you on all fronts, 24/7, 365, and 366 on leap years. He eats sleeps, and shits this business. You are looking at a man that even though he has had a few RARE setbacks, is still out here tonight just like you to get the job done. If anything sir, I think it should be you that cannot underestimate Brock Lesnar. You may be fighting with nothing to lose and everything to gain, my client is fighting like a man who does indeed have something to lose. Something very near and dear to his heart. Tonight WARHORSE, I am very sorry to say that your Cinderella story to the Intercontinental Championship comes to a tragic unhappy ending...courtesy of BROCK LESNAR!
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Post by yoloisfox on Jul 1, 2020 17:49:17 GMT -6
Gedo and Jado are gone but that weasel Stokely Hathaway pokes his head out of the curtain and just stands on the ramp.
Stokely Hathaway:”Wiat, you still talking? I’m sorry I thought we were done, the important people said what needed to be said. Why are you still yapping diabetic kid?”
Stokely seems tired of the constant back and forth at this point, but he needs to set the record straight so that’s what he’s gonna do.
Stokely Hathaway:”I understand you specifically called out Gedo and Jado, and not me but that’s some tough tuna, because I’m the one you’re gonna have to deal with. So you think you got Gedo and Jado figured out? You think that all they have is dirty tricks? Pfft that’s just the surface of what they have, they are a WORLD CLASS tag team, they have many tools to defeat you and it doesn’t quite matter how tough you are kid.”
Stokely begins to pinch his nose, he’s sick and tired of the defiance Larry and Kyle keep showing.
Stokely Hathaway:”You see kid, it’s cool that you were trained by the World Strongest Man, that’s great, real cool, but does it matter? NOPE! Why? because Mark is gone, he couldn’t protect himself! YOU COULDN’T PROTECT HIM, and I bet that it wouldn’t have been much different even if you were there. His training didn’t help him, it’s not gonna help you, and quite frankly who gives a fuck about the NWO? The only thing you ever did of importance in that group was get married and lose at Wargames! Oh wait but you had a Cinderella tag run, and got super lucky at Aztec Warfare that means you're the real deal right? NO, THAT JUST MEANS YOUR LUCK HAS RAN OUT!”
The annoyance of Stokely is palpable as the crowd is in a hush.
Stokely Hathaway:”Oh wait wait, let me just pull up my history books, and see something oh that’s right Larry was a very dominant champ, I wonder why I’m not scared about him? MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THAT WAS HISTORY! You two asshats are still living in the past and quite frankly, I don’t think I’d really want you two under my employment anymore! So you better hope those “pieces of hot garbage” don’t win because if they do, I might just terminate your UWF Contracts for good!”
Stokely gets BOOED like major hard, I mean it makes sense he’s a piece of shit.
Stokely Hathaway:”OH BOO FRIGGIN HOO! I TRIED TO BE NICE AND THEY BASICALLY SPIT IN MY FACE! So I’m done, Gedo and Jado are the real friggin deal, I have not doubt they will win, because like you said Larry you have bigger and better things coming your way, I’m talking about collecting retirement checks and Late Night Talk Shows on Public Access, HAHA, good bye boys, and stay Sweet n Sour for me!”
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Post by halfofasphere on Jul 1, 2020 19:13:45 GMT -6
The titantron cuts back to the Undisputed Era. Strong: No no no, D-Von, you had it right the first time. We are badass. We can beat every tag team in this company any given week. And we probably would overtake you as the best tag team in the company, that is, if you actually were the best in the first place. But you see, that ain't the case, not one bit. Even in the incredibly limited and small category of "legendary tag teams," there are STILL people who are your betters. I'm talking Your Enlightened Saviors. The Young Bucks. Maybe even Miz and Morrison. But not you. Fact is, you're just the Usos, but just a little bit smarter. You suck in every conceivable way, but you go ahead and make sure to rack up little things to brag about that don't even matter.Fish: Really? You handed us those titles? Buddy, how is it our fault that you couldn't see past the Dynamic Duo's single "roll-up, foot on the ropes" trick? And how is it our fault that you threw a temper tantrum afterwards because you failed once again to pick up a pair of titles? It ain't. That's on you. Truth being, we could have and would have beaten them with or without your help. How do we know? Cause we beat both you and them at the same time.But no let me guess, you beat us two on two, right? Congratulations, Dudleyz. You managed to beat us in a match where our only goal was to hurt you as much as possible leading up to the fatal-4-way, and then Wrestlemania. Seeing as we won both times, it worked. Because we've got brains where you two don't, ya dummies. That's the single thing that will help us more than Bubba's failing physique or your table fetish. This ain't your ordinary bar brawl. It's a chess match with extra steps. A dance that we've danced with the New Kingdom, the two most hardcore wrestlers in the game, and won. And it's one that we will win. Strong nods his head and laughs a bit. Strong: But are you really surprised that the people who haven't beaten the Dynamic Duo once need to misrepresent what they've done in this company? What we've done in this company? Because we didn't bail on the titles. We held them like true locker room leaders. We never got pinned or submitted for 'em either. In fact, it took establishment itself to defeat us. We got suspended, something that you obese fucks will probably never have to deal with. If you came out to the ring streaking tonight you'd probably get a free pass by virtue of winning a title half a decade ago. Does that not make us the greatest champions of all time? Does it not put us leaps and bounds ahead of the people who are met with no resistance and yet still can't get the job done?Fish: Yes and no, Roddy, yes and no. It makes us the best, but it also makes us not finished with our jobs. You see, Dud Boyz, you act surprised about us attacking you from behind, you try to take the moral high ground when you did the same exact thing, but there will always be more attacks. We'll attack you, we'll attack Sweet N' Sour, we'll attack the people holding our titles temporarily. Hell, we'll kick the shit out of Stacy some more. We'll do all that and laugh. Bobby stands up out of his chair, and grabs the camera to turn it up to face him. Fish: Because this company forfeited their rights to keep their top stars safe when they tried to suppress our colossal rise to the top. Call us scumbags all you want - that empowers us. We're gonna be the most insufferable people on the roster until Ethan has no choice but to give us a title shot. We will come after your friends, your family. We will stick to your backs until nothing's in your head except us rent-free, until we have thoroughly gotten in your heads, and then we will ruin you. You think no one cares about us? We'll see how that holds up when we're standing over your unconscious asses, in the wreckage of the tables that you built your nepotistic empire on.
Strong gets up as well, standing next to him. Strong: Right now? We're running circles around you. On our second lap around the title contention cycle while you guys haven't even finished your first. After you we dismantle you guys, it's off to the next inoffensive superstar. This ain't over. We're going after Kyle and Larry. We're going after the Dynamic Douches. And we can't wait until you're out of sight in our rear view mirrors. So party while ya still got the energy, lardasses. Because you know what they say, nothing spoils a good party like a genius.It fades out once again as they walk out of sight.
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Post by Chase on Jul 2, 2020 14:48:44 GMT -6
Rey stares at Bray and than he looks at Carbito. Mysterio looks in the crowd and he begins pointing. Rey Mysterio: You ask me who believes in me? Well these people they believe in me. They know who I am and what I represent. Have I been stumbling a bit? Absolutely. I have had my issues in the past. I am not going to lie that sometimes I get distracted. That is something I look to work on Bray as I keep improving to be the best hero that I can be. Bray everything I try to do is to protect these citizens. They're my main goal and who I want to be happy with me not you. I could care less if you're happy for me. You being happy for me isn't doing anything for me. The man who was the International Champion a long time ago is still in here, and is still looking to be a world champion. Though to get to that level again I need to regain my focus, and it start's by getting rid of you Mr. Bray Wyatt. So Bray just know that Carbito isn't coming back to the funhouse he is staying with me.Fans cheer and than Carbito barks again Carbito: Rey, Rey, Rey why are you avoiding the true you puto? Give us the Rey that treated Homicide like dirt.Rey Mysterio: Quiet you no one needs to hear from you. Carbito: Is that so? Than why is it you respond. Rey you hear us. You hear Bray. It is time for you to show Bray Wyatt the true you. That's all he wants, and that's all what Bray wants. The UWF needs the REAL Rey Mysterio. Not this fake little punk ass act you're putting on. Rey Mysterio: Bray cut the stupid tricks right now if you have something to say too me you say it not your stupid little puppet.Bray shrugs as he has no control of what Carbito wants to say to Rey and Carbito keeps talking with Rey. Carbito: Remember Rey you almost became immortal. You almost became the best version of yourself we need the best version of Rey Mysterio again we need the man who had no strings attached too him look at the screen Rey.Carbito: Remember this Rey? Remember after Eddie Guerrero buried you alive you came back a better and new man do you remember?The superhero of the UWF looks on and than the image changes. Carbito: Wow Rey remember this? We sure do. Remember this was you at the Apex. You were at the time the greatest champion in UWF history. You made every reign in the past seem like a joke. This was you at Wrestlemania where you defeated three other men to remain the number one "hero" of the UWF. Nobody could stop you. Bray is right you were playing a villain here? Tell me how is the Joker a hero? What about that man is a hero?
Rey Mysterio just keeps looking on as the screen goes to another image. Carbito: Wow even better remember when you wore this Rey? You wore this get up when you won the International title the first time! You were acting nice back than, but the silver soon faded off to you to show the gold you would win. Rey puto... we need this Rey back. We need the man who once came out here as a chorus of fans boo'd you and you say loud and proud... Citizens of the U-Rey Mysterio: ENOUGH! Rey Mysterio turns to Bray Wyatt and he speaks towards him Rey Mysterio: These games aren't fun. These games aren't what I had in mind. Those costumes don't represent me as a villain. Those costumes were me paying tribute to sometimes the dark place a hero has to go to. What happened to WARHORSE I regret. That wasn't me in there. That was you doing whatever voodoo magic you have on me controlling my body and forcing me to do those evil things. I would never hurt anyone. I would never lie to anyone. Heroes don't do that. Heroes don't give up.Carbito: Heroes don't run either.Rey Mysterio: What?Carbito: You will know what I mean SOON. Rey Mysterio: I had enough of these games. Bray Wyatt you're time is going to be up. There is no more time for you because once I am done taking care of you. You can go back in your hiding with the rest of your little puppet friends.Mysterio looks at Bray awaiting a response.
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