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Post by Jye on Dec 15, 2020 8:28:52 GMT -6
Sammy Guevara walks out to the ring with a swaggerbefore rolling into the ring and kipping up to his feet,Taunting towards the audience... Sammy catches a microphone flying into the ring, He raises the microphone to his mouth as he speaks directly to a crew member Thanks Steve good throw...Sammy looks directly into the hard cam as he begins to speak to his opponents... Now Sammy Guevara has arrived you don't need to worry, The winner has arrived this title opportunity whether it's for the TV title or the IC Title, Hell even the false god, The World Champion, Minoru Suzuki isn't safe to what I want to commit, I will prove that I am a Spanish God inside and outside the ring with Charisma that makes Chris Jericho blush and Suzuki begging to teach him to be a little just like me. A little bit of the Spanish God. Swoggle you come out here call yourself a king but when you're face to face with a god you stand no chance about half a chance...Yeah... I do little people jokes, Swoggle you don't look too pleased must of ... gone over your head...Truly I am sorry I will cut this short because there is someone else looking to make an impact, Randy Orton, You come in here feeling like you have won the lottery that you've got a free meal, Orton if you haven't noticed I came back into this company with a fire in my eyes and the realisation that I've always been good enough no matter the situation since day one I have had the audacity to say and do things that will shock the wrestling world to its core, I was destined for great things, This match is just a mark in the future of this company. I don't care if I go up against world class athletes like yourself or a crazy lunatic like Swoggle over here, I will prove that the man I see in the mirror is a reflection of the man staring into it. . .I want to talk about the repercussions of this match, Slammiversary it's a triple threat for the number one contendership for the prestigious UWF TV Title, Once I have won that than its either one of the greatest displays of Lucha wrestling, with Sammy Guevara versus Rey Mysterio, or it will be the hard hitting match against Killer Kross. I was born ready to stand tall against either one. I will beat whatever or whoever steps in my way because I am THE SPANISH GOD Sammy Guevara...Sammy waits for a response...
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Post by George on Dec 15, 2020 11:34:48 GMT -6
THE WARHORSE DIPS HIS HEAD DOWN TO THE MAT, THINKING ABOUT GIVING THIS BOY SOME SYMPATHY, YET JUST COMPLETELY OUTRAGED AT THE BULLSHIT HE’S BEEN GETTING THE PAST FEW WEEKS, HE JUST DOESN’T HAVE IT IN HIM TO GIVE ANYMORE. WARHORSE: OOH, I BET YOU FEEL REAL TOUGH UP ON THIS PEDESTAL YOU’VE SET UP FOR YOURSELF. MUST BE REAL FUCKIN’ CUTE BOY. A CUP HOLDER AND CUSHIONS TO MATCH WITH IT. THIS PEDESTAL IS BUILT OFF MY PATIENCE, AND BUD THIS SHIT IS ON THE FINAL STRAW. I SAID IT ONCE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN, I HAVE A LOT OF HOPE YOU’LL MAYBE SOMEDAY, MAYBE IN A HUNDRED YEARS DO SOMETHING NOTEWORTHY AROUND HERE.
JUST MAYBE THAT’LL HAPPEN, BUT AS I SEE IT NOW, YOU’RE JUST A SHELL OF A MAN, OUT HERE TO JUST EMBARRASS YOURSELF. DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF ALL THIS SO-CALLED GLORY YOU’VE GOT BACKING YOU UP. IT’S PETTY, AND WHAT’D YOU COME OUT HERE TO SAY?! NOTHING? YOU SHOULDA JUST KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT THEN, AS I CAN’T SEE A REASON WHY YOU GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING.
I CAN’T SEE A REASON YOU EVEN BOTHER TO TRY ANYMORE. IT’S PATHETIC, BECAUSE THE TOOLS ARE THERE, JUST YOU’RE IN THE WRONG LANE. SCRATCH THAT, THE WHOLE WRONG FUCKIN’ DIRECTION. YOU’RE RIGHT, I LOST COUNT OF ME BEATING YOU BECAUSE IT’S A GODDAMN BROKEN RECORD AND A FACT THAT ISN’T EVEN WORTH PRESSING ANYMORE.THE WARHORSE SHAKES HIS HEAD, JUST IN DISAPPOINTMENT FOR THE FACT THIS DUDE THINKS HE’S ALL THAT HE PRESSES NOW. THE ONLY THING THIS STIPULATION MEANS FOR THE WARHORSE CAN AND MAY WHACK YOU ABOUT THE ARENA LIKE ONE OF BOB ROSS’S PAINTBRUSHES GETTING DRIED. REVENGE IS A LOSER’S GAME BOY, AND I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’LL BE TAKING ON CHALLENGING ME TO IT. DON’T TURN UP TO SASKATCHEWAN, YOU’LL REGRET IT.
THE WARHORSE LOWERS HIS MICROPHONE AGAIN.
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Post by crann on Dec 15, 2020 14:12:35 GMT -6
Galloway wastes no time getting back into things with the Tekkers.DREW GALLOWAY"If you're good at something, never do it for free." As far as we're concerned, when the bell rang on each of those matches, our right tae pummel our opponents was at an end. I may be a psychopath and Dunne may be a bruiser, and when that bell rings we may both have that killer instinct, but we're not stupid. Neither of us is going tae get ourselves sent tae prison just tae prove a point tae some scrub we don't even give a shite about. Maybe you two would do that kind o' thing, but that's just in fittin' with the fact that while I'll quote the Joker, you two are the only real jokers standin' in this ring. Do I know what "Tekkers" means? Of course. I've beaten a fair few of 'em pillar tae post in my career, includin' the two of you just a few weeks back. Do I understand the definition o' the word "Dangerous"? Yes. But I also know that while you two clowns call yourselves dangerous, it's really just false advertisin'. The pair o' you may be tryin' tae manifest some sort o' destiny by talkin' up a big game about bein' some kind o' threat, but you forget, we've already done this song an' dance before and it ended in a win for Dunne an' Galloway an' the two o' you runnin' away like a pair o' pissbabies. At Slammiversary, you two won't have that option, because everywhere you go, we'll be able tae keep beatin' you down. The bell won't ring for you when a weapon is introduced. You'll be completely at our mercy, an' we've got more than enough reason tae take full advantage o' that privilege.Galloway's lips twist in what could best be described as a sadistic grin. Dunne picks up where he left off, glaring directly at Taichi.PETE DUNNEYou might not have realized just who you're talking to, but Zack isn't the only person who knows how to stretch a man. And as for kicks, well, Drew has the best one in the business. On every score, the pair of us have the pair of you beat, and whether you see that or are too deluded to admit it — that changes nothing. We've already got a win over you where you had to make a hasty retreat because you couldn't handle what we brought to the ring, and like my partner alluded to, you won't have the option of tucking your little tails and running this time, because we'll be able to run you down and keep the pain coming. And believe me, we will keep that pain coming, because we are purveyors of it. It gives us nothing short of the purest form of satisfaction to make people scream and to hear them beg for mercy. You two may call yourselves dangerous, but make no mistake: when people saw this match-up on the Slammiversary card, it wasn't us whose wellness they were concerned for.It's Dunne's turn to sneer as Drew nods and lifts his mic up, ready to bring the point home.The two of you say we're underestimatin' you, but it's really the other way around, an' it's been that way for weeks. Every time you two came down tae the ring an' interfered in one o' our matches, every time you two decided tae put your ugly noses intae our business, you laid another stone on your road tae demolition at the hands o' Dunne an' Galloway. We've been bidin' our time, waitin', knowin' this opportunity would come sooner or later an' then Foley booked the match! He handed both of you tae us on a silver platter, an' the stipulation is all the license we need tae do what we've been wantin' tae do tae literally everybody since we came back tae the UWF. As far as Pete an' I are concerned, this match at Slammiversary is our chance to make a statement: We get tae show the entire UWF Universe, an' all the other teams in the locker room that we've already beat, exactly what it means tae step up against the two o' us. We get tae prove we're every bit as brutal as we've been warnin' them for weeks. We get tae put in a truly dominant, destructive performance against an opponent an', for the first time in weeks, we won't have tae deal with any disruptions because the disruptors will be the men we're beatin' the ever-lovin' piss out o'. So buckle up, boys: together, we're goin' tae paint that prairie town red...Drew returns to that grin of his, eyeing each man in turn with a cold, sinister gaze....with your blood.
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Post by Fauche on Dec 15, 2020 22:05:37 GMT -6
Red-faced and irate from all the accusations and verbal low-blows, Kyle huffs and puffs, pacing around the ring like a madman while he conjures up a response to all thems fightin' words. Larry cools him down though, placing a comforting hand on his shoulder while volunteering to take it from there.
Mr. 12 Large turns back around to face the contenders head on. He nudges his title belt to sit a little more comfortably over his shoulder before beginning.Sweeney: Boy oh boy, that sure is a lot of tough talk from the most miserable pair of yellow-bellied red-heads this town has ever seen!
I see what you're doin' here. Yep. I can see you comin' a mile away! Ha! Some poker face, huh? Forget the tell, I can smell the gameplan on the both of ya's! You're tryin' to sew some seeds of doubt and dissent between us partners over here at Sweet n' Sour Incorporated, as if every single other person we've ever squared off against hadn't tried the same thing already. It's played out - like you two. More washed up the sand on the beach. The hopeless mind games are just like the pathetic excuses. You call it strategy, I call it a crystal clear indication that you're desperate to find some way to beat us that isn't actually beating us.
Cause that definitive pinfall? That third slap of the Ref's hand on this here mat that signals the transitioning of these industry-renowned and globally-recognized title belts from our broad shoulders to your slacked and slumped ones? It's a fiction! Hahaha! Yeah brother, it's a fairytale! A coin tossed in a fountain - as good as a buck tossed down the toilet and flushed down the drain. He pats his title belt with the microphone. THUMP THUMP. Emphasis. The guys in the production truck hate that kinda thing, I bet.It's as simple as this... if you were good enough to be the champs, then you'd be the champs. You wouldn't have lost these puppies in the first place. Or the second. Much less the third. And even if ya had, how come you're still chasin' us after all these months, ever since we creamed the guys that you couldn't to bring home the bacon, eh? Oh that's right! It's Foley's fault. Blame the booking. It's in spite of him whenever things go your way and all his fault when they don't. Sheesh. Grow up. Have some pride, for God's sake.
If you were comin' into this match with the guts and the balls to admit that we've taken this whole show over - again - and you're just so desperate to get one last shot at the White Whale, yeah, one more chance to take down the monster you've never been able to, that'd be fine by me. I wouldn't even be mad about it! Honest! Hand over heart!He puts his hand over his heart for real so you know he's serious. Kyle has since calmed down a bit and is standing back at Larry's side. I could forgive all the sneak attacks, the Mexican hitman, the ruthless assault on Asuka... cause I'd know that your hearts were in the right place. If you could admit for one second that this was about the love of the game, the thrill of testing your mettle and merit against the world's finest to figure out where these golden straps signifying the undisputed claim to dominance truly belong, then we'd be square.
But you two mooks aren't in it for the sport. Not even for the glory. Nope. You're just parasites. Vermin. You're a disease. You don't wanna wrestle the best. You don't wanna elevate these championships or cultivate a world-class tag team division. You don't wanna be the best - it's all just about spoiling it for everyone else, isn't it? You bitter, jaded, conniving scumbags. Always the low road, never the high one. The only reason you're interested in these here belts is because it means you have something that someone doesn't, even if ya never earned it. That's greed, and it's what keeps bringing ya back to the dance. It's also the reason why you never last long.Once again, Larry wraps his free hand to his title belt, drawing attention to what Sweet n' Sour has and the Duo hasn't.Ya just keeps getting your mitts on these babies and droppin' 'em a-s-a-p. And I know why. It's cause there's no real fight in ya. No reason to double down and go the extra mile. No purpose - just avarice. There's a three dollar word. Push comes to shove and you blow over like the little pig's straw house, cause your claim to greatness is as flimsy and floppy as your moral fiber. Not that we'd ever claim to be saints, but being a champion is a childhood dream for Kyle here. Means the world to him. And me? Shoot, I know that spotlight shines on the best wrestlers in the biggest matches. A good friend of mine once said that to be the man, you gotta beat the man. Woo! Now unfortunately we're stuck wasting our time on your slugs but thanks to the stipulation, it'll be the last time. Like I says, you're a sickness. Us? We're the cure, mama. We're the disinfectant wipe that's gonna rub your stench and stain off of these titles once and for all. No more sneaking and cheating your way ahead of real talent. It all ends here - in Hell in a Cell.
You're damn right the devil sent me back. The ol' firey bastard took one look at me and said "Larry Sweeney, I know you're a bad cat but I need you to go back up there and collect some outstanding debts for me." I says "Lucifer, that's fine by me. Just give me the names." And he tells me, yeah he says, "I've got two hot-headed heathens runnin' amok, ruinin' everyone's business and it's high time somebody kicked their butts all the way back down to the underworld where they belongs." I tell him I know exactly the two he means! Me and Kyle have done some good work rebuilding this division that you two have been sabotaging for years but it's time to do some downright dirty work now. The devil's work.
Come Slammiversary... Hell in a Cell... Larry Sweeney makes good on his bargain when Sweet n' Sour Incorporated puts down the Dynamic Duo for good! Ahahaha!As it so often has before, Larry Sweeney's wicked cackle caps off all that ranting and raving.
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Post by Danny on Dec 16, 2020 0:16:18 GMT -6
Becky winces at his laugh and quickly raises her mic to cut off the laughter.Becky Lynch: Do ya even listen to yourself? You really should. You know how sometimes people hear their voice on a recordin' for the first time and think "that's what I sound like?", I'm pretty sure you'd finally shut up. Heck if ya wore red instead of pink, I'd think you were a Tickle Me Elmo with all that shrewd laughter comin' outta your trap. But seriously how do ya not get it yet? Of course it's not our fault we're not the champs right now. Big time boos coming from the fans. They're tired of the Dynamic Duo's excuses but much like all their excuses, there is some truth to it. Becky Lynch: Two months in a row management decided to change our PPV match last minute. Dudleyz vs the Dynamic Duo in TLC. Remember that? #1 contender's match. It's not our fault stupid Undisputed Era got suspended. The match should have been for the titles now but no, they decided to add you arseholes in the match. Luckily we're just so damn good that we prevailed. We argued then but since we still won nobody batted an eye. So then the next pay per view came around and we were scheduled to face some loser team we had already beaten. What was supposed to be a two on two match before some stupid stipulation got added that if the team we were supposed to be facin' got beat, suddenly another team gets added to the match. We get penalized because our "competition" sucked so bad that nobody was enthralled enough to see us beat them again. Had it not been turned into a triple threat tag match, Sami woulda never gotten rolled up from behind after kickin' the snot outta those posers. Sami Zayn: Those stupid decision cost Drake Maverick his job. EC3 knows all about being screwed over and the ensuing law battle that could cost someone their company so he called in Foley. Things were supposed to be looking up but Foley just continued on the same path as Maverick. The only difference between the two is Foley likes to stick his big nose on TV as much as he can. Instead of giving us our well deserved rematch, he had the audacity to ask us to compete in a scramble match. He said it was to wipe the slate clean and make an even playing field but that just proves how idiotic he is! EVERYONE knew that we're the best in the tag team division. Check our record for proof! We didn't need hindsight to see what an awful match that was but since we are in the future, Sweet N' Sour are the only team even still around since then. So you're welcome Larry and Kyle because we're the only reason you're even fake champs. Had we stayed in that match, we'd already be 4 time World Tag Team Champions. Truth? Maybe. The fans will never hear it though. Maybe because they're thick headed or maybe they were just booing so loudly that they didn't even hear a word Sami said. Regardless, Becky is there to continue on. Becky Lynch: You know what they say, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Does that mean what Vinny did to you made you weaker since you technically did die? I'd say your losing streak brings some validation to that but I digress, Sami and I have been through much worse. Don't get me wrong, this mistreatment is definitely up there but it's goin' to take more than some old washed up wrestler and a pair of idiots to stop the Dynamic Duo. Sami Zayn: Oh there's no stopping us. Despite some little speed bumps that have been thrown in front of our careers, momentum just keeps going strong. Sure we may not be champions currently but we're still running along while every team who steals those belts fall by the wayside. I think I have a list hear of every team who has been champions since Revolution started hold on. Sami pulls out a piece of paper and pulls out his glasses to read it. Sami Zayn: Ah yes here we go. The Outsiders. Becky Lynch: Destroyed. Sami Zayn: The New Day.Becky Lynch: Gone. Sami turns and winks at the camera. Sami Zayn: Strong Dragons.Becky Lynch: Technically that team is no longer here so... Sami and Becky shrug their shouldersSami Zayn: The Undisputed Era. Becky Lynch: Sent back to the great beyond. By that I mean the indies. Sami Zayn: Yano and Ishii. Becky Lynch: Back to Mexico to hopefully meet up with Asuka. Sami Zayn: Do you see a pattern here? All these "former champions" who claim they're going to bring honor to the titles. They're going to raise everyone up. They're all full of lies and deceit. Sweet N' Sour care about nothing else but being champions. If they wanted to build up the tag division, then they could truly do it without those titles. When your champions, so much other stuff takes up your time. Tell me something, what are they actually doing to make this division great? Hanging out with some guy who's now dead and some idiot reporter. If I were that dumb blonde, I'd put two and two together and get Sweet N' Sour behind bars immediately. Lock them up! Lock them up! Sami and Becky try to get a chant going but nobody is biting.
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Post by Evolution J on Dec 16, 2020 19:00:33 GMT -6
The scene opens with a huge empty white room with television in the middle of the room and then you hear footsteps near by. Someone in a hoodie walks to the tv with a vcr and turns the button to turn on the tv. Then takes out a tape from his pocket and places it into the vcr. Then The person hits play as the camera looks closely at the tv and the clip play.
The scene opens with Randy Orton in his workout starts pumping heavy iron in the weight room as he takes a deep breath in between. Then he listens as he hears the promos from both of his opponents and he stops for a minute. He takes a sip of his water bottle.To be honest, I don’t think they are ready. No, They are not ready. They are in for a huge surprise. I am not surprised that anyone here thinks I am here to make friends or think I got handed a free title opportunity at the I.C. Championship. Let me make this perfectly clear to everyone in the man locker room. I am not here to make friends or to dream of any childish fantasy games like a stupid dwaf. He continues exercising in the weight room and he lifts heavy weights while he talks. They think I am just another upcoming newcomer in UWF. They are to be mistaken. They haven’t faced anyone as crazy and dangerous as me. There has been nobody that is going to destroy their body and go over the limit to do whatever it takes to win. The only man that will do that is me because I am no ordinary man unlike the others. I am the destroyer and I am going to come and do what I do best. I am coming into this match like it is the last day I will die, I am going to prove I am no unpredictable champion who hasn't proved they are a real champion like all those who are holding the championships here in UWF. They are in for a huge rebellion. This Takeover is going to bring in the top guns. I am going to destroy everything that comes in my way to get to the top.
Slammiversary You will witness the birth of a brand new realm. You will witness the glory and godlike talent of one of the world's greatest wrestlers in the world. YOu will see how dangerous and how ruthless I can be. So prepare everyone to get ready for a war because I am coming and there is nobody in the goddamn locker room or even in the world that can stop me. If they try to stop me and I promise you that there will be a whole lot of consequences for them. This Viper is always watching and I am dying for live for another fight. I am going to give you a show that will suppress all others. I am going to be the highlight of the night when I come out of the ppv as the winner. Then you will all remember the only one name that will come out. It won’t be a little punk named after a dwarf or a young white kid pretending to be some falsed spanish god. It will only be the one and only Viper himself……….Randy Orton! The scene fades and ends with Randy Orton breathing hard as he glare into the camera.
Five hours later….
The scene opens with “Voices” by Rev Theory as Randy Orton comes out and he walk down the entrance ramp. He turns to the right as he walks up the steel steps and he walks along the ropes. He stops as he walks through the ropes and he walks to the turnbuckle. He spread his arms out as he posed for a few seconds before he turned around, Then he walks down from the turnbuckle as he walked over to the ropes and he turned around to look at the ring announcer. He gives her a signal and the ring announcer throws him a microphone as he catches it easily. His theme music stops playing and he hears a huge ovation of mixed cheers and boos from the crowd. He gives a smirk as he listens and he places the microphone up to his lips.Ladies and gentlemen, The Viper has arrived in UWF. I have already told you of what I am going to do so far here in my company. Now let’s get down to business shall we?
I am going to make my debut at the ppv along with two individuals to win a title for the UWF I.C. Championships. One goes by the name of Sammy Guevara who proclaim to be a so called Spanish god and another is a false useless garbage who thinks he is a king. But we already know he is a worthless piece of shit that becomes the locker room’s bitch is just another afterthought.
A you see King Hornwoggle. Just because you believe in fairytales and stuff like you are a king. It just mean everyone is going to believe your bullshit. Your talk about royalty and calling everyone your peasants is just pointless. Why should I have to waste my time talking about you when I can save my breath for someone else. You are just a spectator in the match because the only thing you will be doing is watching me and Sammy boy fighting. BUt if you love to get yourself involved then I will have no problem taking you out permanently by myself.
Now, let’s talk about the so proclaimed “Spanish God’ Sammy Guevara. So this is going to be your first debut as well. Good luck on that kid because you have another thing coming. You may think I won a free lottery ticket. You are mistaken, Sammy boy. As for your overall confidence coming into this match and coming back to UWF. Bravo kid, do you want a cookie? That you are so proud of thinking you got an upper hand in this match against someone of my cabiler You may be the so called future. But your future and career are going to start and end with the Viper. You haven’t faced anyone as dangerous and psychotic like me before. Because of what I am going to do to you and the midget. You two are in for the biggest beating of the lifetime. After I am done with you, nobody isn’t remember your name. I am going to promised you that you will be waking up to a hospital bed next to hornswoggle when I am done with both of you. There is no doubt that there will be no looking back of what I am going to do in this match. You two are going to be taking out of the arena in a stretch beaten and bones broken. So if you two think I am going to regret putting you two through hell at the PPV? Hell no because you two are going to meet your worst nightmare and there isn’t anything you two can do to stop it, Prepare to get taken down by the greatest and dangerous move in UWF……..RKO!The scene fades and ends with Randy Orton giving a evil laugh while the clip fades out to black.
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Post by fja on Dec 16, 2020 19:27:29 GMT -6
*we see Cedric cooling off while thinking what to say before he speaks now with a calmer voice* Cedric: Right now you just said that you lost count of beating me since it's broken record and it's a fact that it's not worth pressing anymore alongside that i'm on a wrong path. Well i'd say something regarding that. *We see Cedric taking a pause before continuing* Cedric: You see a broken record can be repaired and before you say something let me speak Warhorse. Think about it, the first match you beat me clean, i'll admit it. However, on the second time we fought on the 6 man tag, we weren't involved in the decision and you didn't even take me out!. What i mean to say is that i can repair this broken record of you beating me and make it a fact worth talking about. Oh and that's not all!*We see Cedric grinning while doing another pause now clearly to annoy Warhorse* Cedric: I'd say i have improved from our first match considering the 6 man tag and that improvement i believe will help me repair that broken record, put it in the right direction for me and wrong for you so the result changes and i win and get payback...AND THEN STUCK IT IN THAT DIRECTION SO YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT AND THEREFORE MY WIN AND PAYBACK IS INEVITABLE!.
*We see Cedric taking a breath while having a cocky grin as he lowers his mic, and the crowd are mixed between cheering and confusion of what Cedric said, so Warhorse can answer*
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Post by Fauche on Dec 16, 2020 21:20:54 GMT -6
Kyle and Larry look at each other, bemused by the failed chant.KO'R: Pssh. More like... Shut THEM Up!He points to the Dynamic Duo and the crowd immediately takes to the revised chant, showering the contenders with demeaning, repeated shouts. It lasts for a while before O'Reilly starts up again. Um... by the way... we actually already started making the whole tag team division better. Look how many new tag teams have come in like the last month alone. Everyone in the world knows that right now, the UWF has the raddest tag team division and if you want to prove you're good, this is the only place to do it. Like you said, everyone else around when you guys were actually winning belts sucked and fell off. Cause you didn't inspire real competition so much. But we do. Galloway and Dunne? The Tekker guys? That's just the tip of the iceberg! You're only gonna see more of them come through after you two are done and stop taking up all the good title matches.
And also by the way, it's real insensitive to talk about Palmer Cannon like that. That man dedicated his life to this company doing... um... well... he was always happy to be here doing his job and you should show some -Absolutely bored by all the Cannon talk, Larry takes the reigns. Sweeney: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all miss Cannon a lot. Rest in piece and all that. But I wanna address that list of yours, Zayn. Look, you want props for beating the Outsiders or the New Day? I could give a damn. That's before we ever set foot in this division - the veritable dark ages, if you will. It's like talking about how fast horses could run before the invention of the steam engine. It just doesn't matter, does it?
As for the Undisputed Era? The Japanese fellas? Hell, even those lousy Brits - another group ya sent packin'! Impressive stuff. Except all of them were coming off of humiliating big match losses to us! You got our sloppy seconds. That was all just dirty laundry. Rebounds. Old news. Everyone in this arena hates your guts - but nobody's gonna deny that even you jabronies have enough game to pick up the scraps off our table once we've finished winin' and dinin'. All those teams got one big, fat dose of the Sweet n' Sour medicine and realized real quick that they just didn't have what it takes to hang with us. To put it plain and simple, they weren't cut out for our new vision for tag team wrestling and they weren't long for this world.
By all means, congratulate yourselves for driving nails in the same coffins we already stuffed with bodies. The revisionist history schtik certainly hasn't gotten old yet.Larry rolls his eyes as melodramatically as he can while Kyle steps back in. KO'R: I just think it's hilarious that you think you're so hard done by and that you'd actually admit that unless there's like, picture perfect circumstances, you can't actually win big matches. You need the right General Manager, the right stipulation, the right number of opponents, the right weather outside, the right underwear on... etcetera. Give me a freaking break. We got shafted at Wrestlemania when we had to come out first for the gauntlet match. We didn't win, but we put up a better fight than anyone. And like, every single pay-per-view match we've had since then was against a bunch of teams or with some kinda gimmick and that's just the business. You can't complain. You can't make excuses. You just show up and win.
Instead of boycotting Summerslam, we showed up and beat every other team to win some gold. If everyone sucked so bad, maybe you should have been there to prove it. And heck, I seem to remember you saying before our last match that it was finally your time to take the belts back and nothing could stop you now. Except you didn't. And now it's just more excuses. I know for a friggin fact that after we beat you, you'll be running to your lawyers and the dirtsheets and telling everyone that the Cell was built wrong and the Referee counted too fast and Mick Foley was always out to get you. Please. Have you guys ever heard of Occam's Razor?Sweeney turns to his partner, entirely shocked, with a quizzical expression that reads like "Wait... have YOU ever heard of Occam's Razor?" O'Reilly doesn't even notice, he just keeps going. Basically it means that the simple answer is probably the right one. You can come up with a hundred different reasons why you're not the champions and we are, but it's actually so easy to figure it out and it's just that you're not as good as us and you can't beat us.
TLC? You climbed a ladder first. Fair enough. But you didn't pin us. Not like when I pinned you to end your reign back in February. Last month in the Ironman match? You couldn't get the job done there, either. Even if you're actually good enough to get pretty close - like closer than most teams - you don't have the right stuff to take these titles from us because nobody does. We're days away from taking the record for the biggest tag title run on Revolution ever. Just like Larry did with the world title. Sweet n' Sour knows how win, idiots. Everyone talks trash and criticizes us and thinks they see all these holes in our game but in actual realty it's just that we know how to have historic, freaky dominant stints at the top like no one else.
It doesn't matter who you chased out of the company before cause you've never been able to do it with us. 2018 and 2019 were great years for you two, and then we showed up, and you're so so so obviously just not the top team anymore. You can't crack this code, because we're already the Gameshark. We change the rules. We set the trends. We don't need to figure out a list of reasons why we lose so much because we're too busy winning all the time and being champions. You two got some mad negative vibes. Real harsh. That stuff is bringing you down a lot. I can tell from here. But like, whatever. You're set in your loser ways and you're still gonna be when that cage drops around us. Only one thing is gonna be different when it lifts back up - it's not the belt-holders, it's not who's cooler, and it's not that Palmer Cannon's death is the saddest thing to happen all year probably - it's just that the Dynamic Duo can never be tag team champions again.Kyle cracks his neck to the side like a tough guy when he ends it on that note.
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Post by Jimmy Uso on Dec 16, 2020 22:20:20 GMT -6
[Truth of Reigns hit's when The Tribal Chief Roman comes out alongside with Nia Jax and the both walked straight down towards the ring and hands them a Microphone while talking to the UWF Universe]
Tribal Chief|Roman Reigns: last Wednesday on Revolution that high flyer wanna be Ricochet done pinned me into this very ring that me and Nia Jax are standing right now and which is why that me and Nia will team up for our final match is to beat The Time Machine and H.I.T in a triple threat tag team at Slammiversary on UWF network.
{Fans erupts into Cheers and boos for Roman}
Irresistible Force| Nia Jax: what my beloved Cousin Roman was trying to say is that this will be our final match of this day because it's time to hang up our boots and vest in stuff and let someone else give a try to be one of us after Slammiversary and that is why me and Reigns are going to humiliate H.I.T and Time Machine. right here in this middle ring and rather we win or lose then the both of us will be leaving from UWF after our triple threat tag match on Slammiversary PPV.
tribal Chief|Roman Reigns: Since me and Nia is in the ring why not bring the Time Machine and H.I.T to bring themselves out here in this middle ring with us and we can unfinished business to handled until we all have our triple threat tag match on Slammiversary on UWF.
Irresistible Force| Nia Jax: I agree with the Tribal Chief that you all need to bring your assess out here right goddamn now and we can totally end this situation until we settle our differences when we have this triple threat tag team match at Slammiversary on UWF network.
(Fans chants please don't go, please don't go please don't go)
Tribal chief|Roman Reigns: we're sorry we have to leave this UWF and when we end this feud with H.I.T and Time Machine then we still have to leave as Roman and NIa Jax. on UWF as soon as we get rid of Time Machine and H.I.T next Sunday at Slammiversary PPV on UWF network.
Irresistible Force| Nia Jax: now if you four wouldn't mind showing your faces about time we count to ten then we are getting out of this ring and drag one of you out here until you get your assess into this very ring so we can squash this situation in our triple threat tag match on Slammiversary at UWF.
[Jax and Reigns lower there Mics down and remains standing in the Slammiversary ring before they wait for H.I.T and Time Machine until one of them make an appearances to arrive in the ring with the Hounds of Justice]
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Post by Roach on Dec 17, 2020 0:26:19 GMT -6
As if on cue, the lights dim and out of the blue appears Yusuke Kodama... slithering into the ring with a mic in hand. The camera then shifts to Ikemen in the audience. He appears a bit more inept then Kodama when it comes to making those types of entrances. He looks around for a few seconds, quite confused, before hurrying to the ring behind Kodama, who hasn't payed him any attention. He stands there eerily, assessing Roman and Nia before speaking...Kodama: Let me be the first to congratulate you two on your retirement. In Japan, it is customary for a wrestler to receive gifts on their retirement tour...
Kodama seems to be heading to retrieve something, perhaps a gift, but he suddenly stops in his tracks and stares back at the hounds with a devilish grin.Kodama: But I don't believe we're in Japan, and I never liked that idea. Retiring at such an early age is avoiding your destiny, meddling with time and fate... perhaps even meddling with my fate, or Ikemen's fate. You can phrase it however you want, it's just a cowardly and selfish move.
Ikemen butts in with a slightly more sympathetic view and expressionIkemen: Well, I don't really know about all that. Maybe they've lost their passion, or maybe they're injured. But... what I do know is that they don't deserve any gifts anyway! We've never even done anything to you guys and you wanna humiliate us?! Why can't we be included in the "give someone else a try" huh? I think I've been a pretty good person this year, what's ya problem?Ikemen seems genuinely upset, not sure what he did to piss the supposed hounds of "justice" off.Kodama: He's right. You mention these differences between us two but... I don't remember anything happening between us... and I remember everything. It seems like the business here is between the hounds and H.I.T. I'm not even quite sure why we're in this match. It's almost as if we're being deliberately...
Ikemen: Left out! That's right I! I said it! Speaking of giving someone else a try, why aren't we in that street fight tag match... or that title match? Kodama hasn't even been in a match yet and we've already been on the level of the top teams in the division. Imagine what we can do when we both actually wrestle.That seems to be a cue for Kodama, who seems filled with bliss at the thought of the mystery surrounding him.Kodama: Imagine. What can I do, what can I be? Still nobody knows. I suppose I'll have to finally give them an answer soon, but it feels so unsatisfying to waste it on... this match and.... these teams. One is retiring when the bell signals an end to the match and the other are servants of Rey Mysterio... it is hard to be more unimportant than that.
Ikemen: But we aren't unimportant! I beat the Tekkers all by myself, and I held my own all by myself against those scary british guys until the match was ruined. I've finally done things in this ring I'm proud of. After all these years of me going from venue to venue, night to night, I feel like I've finally found myself, and I've earned it. But... here I am, in the least important match on the show. I just don't get it...Ikemen looks distraught, but Kodama swoops in to deliver some lasting words.Kodama: It does seem like a mishap doesn't it? But it won't be this way for long. Things will change, some faces will climb upwards...Kodama gives a friendly glance to Ikemen
Kodama: And some faces will plummet downwards.
Kodama gives a sinister glance to the hounds, clearly referring to them and H.I.T.
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