Gur
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Post by Gur on Feb 15, 2019 18:01:38 GMT -6
The titantron lights up, however, there's no song or theme being played. Instead, it's a pre-recorded message of one Kenny Omega, who sits in a gym looking sweaty. He takes a moment to breathe, seeming as if there's something hard on his soul. Kenny Omega: I hate being this guy, ya know? First and foremost, I apologize to my fans out there that expected to see me in the ring facing Jeff and Juice. But lately, a lot has been on my mind. Larry Sweeney is that factor. After these last few weeks, all that I could focus on was him and his ragtag group of hooligans in the nWo. As you all saw, I took them out and paid Sweeney the piper when you mess with a real world champion. So here I am, training in Japan. I'm not in the states at the moment, which brings me to the hardest part of this; Jeff, I know how personal this is for you. I get that Matt's your brother and that you two need to handle this before this show closes out for good. I respect that, and because of that, and the fact that I don't respect Matt Hardy- I'm opting out of this match. I had no respect for Billy Gunn either, so in truth, the only person to blame around here is Drake Maverick. I'm not a guy who complains about the authority, but this isn't how you show your world champion off by having him in tag team matches constantly. While I would have liked to represent this brand, I simply wasn't afforded the chance. I'm disappointing some of you, I know this, but know that I will represent the heart of Resistance in my match against Larry Sweeney. And Jeff, Juice, when the time comes, I'll be seeing the both of you very shortly on Revolution, as the Undisputed UWF Champion. Consider this a good luck message, an apology, to Resistance. I won't let you down come the Rumble. Note: Need to focus on my other matches. Sorry for the letdown Fauche and Carins. Maybe some other day we could try something like this. Good luck to you both.
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Post by Dres on Feb 15, 2019 19:30:47 GMT -6
The scene opens up on Vinny standing outside with his back to the camera.Vinny Marseglia: When something dwindles down to its last moments of life, a lot of things happen in a small amount of time. The mind flashes with the entirety of that life in an instant, and the soon to be deceased tries to acquire a calm so that their passing will be as free from suffering as possible.
As everyone knows, the Resistance brand is nearly on its last gasp of breath, and through a memorable show and a heartfelt goodbye, Drake Maverick will do his best to make sure that its passing is peaceful. But you should know, that’s not the only thing approaching expiration.Vinny turns around to face the camera.Normally you would think that a Handicap match is a favor to the side with the greater numbers, a sort of gift wrapped win. Well as I find myself saying every now and then, if it was someone else on the side with fewer, it would be a stacked deck that promises a winning hand.
But since you’re going up against the, “Horror King”? There being two of you just means multiple targets for me to hit. But it’s not just the amount you make up that has you confident, is it? You look at me and see a guy that reminds you of Vampiro, and think that since you stood up against him, you can stand up against me.Vinny gives a small laugh.Well Vampiro and I aren’t alike. The fact that he survived being burned alive only to get shown up by the likes of you says everything that needs to be said about what a laughingstock he is. I’m not going to be shown up by you.
You’d need more than the two of you to have a shot at that, and considering one of you is a Buzzard, that would suggest you have that option but since you’re just doubling up, your careers are on their deathbed.
The question is...Vinny approaches the camera, stopping close.Who’s first?Vinny continues to look into the camera as things fade to black.
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Post by Jimmy Uso on Feb 16, 2019 14:32:01 GMT -6
{Camera shows Done with that hit's when Jey Uso comes out by himself when he walks straight down towards the Resistance ring while he talks to the UWF universe]
Jey|Uso: the reason that I came out here is because of what happen to me last Sunday when I got distracted by that lunatic which they uselessly called him the best of the world in that person is Cm Punk.
[Fans boo at Punk)
Jey|Uso: when he made me lose to Matt Sydal on Resistance last Sunday I thought that I almost had him beat in this very ring but no they always letting Matt Sydal get all the credits in that is why come on the final show of Resistance in our triple threat I will be coming the new contender for the Prime time Championship at The rumble PPV on UWF network.
Jey|Uso: because these people doesn't no that this is my cousin hometown Miami, Florida cause i know he respects his town and he will be there to support us whenever he decides to come out here to address all of you in Miami to give my Cousin the Rock a good support for coming and visit his hometown with all his Cousins and Family in that is why come on Resistance Matt and Punk. I will show the both of you what it feels like to miss with the Samoan Family how they used to be back in the day when we started fighting and earned our way getting title belts in stuff you both will never know nothing until i be there next Contender in our triple threat for the Prime time Championship and compete for the title at the Rumble PPV on UWF network.
Jey|Uso: and for now on I need you both to come out into this ring so that we can settle this once in for all in but the past in the future behind us until one of us get what we deserve in that's me winning the triple threat No'1 Contender for the Prime time Championship on the final show of Resistance on UWF network.
Jey|Uso:Welcome to the Usos Penitentiary!
[Jey waits there in the Resistance ring when he sit's there on Punk and Matt Sydal to approach to the ring before his match begins on Monday}
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Post by yoloisfox on Feb 17, 2019 11:28:36 GMT -6
Dream is interrupted by Kaval,Grado and The Boar storming the ring, with Kazoos and party hats, and streamers. They dance around the ring and enter the ring as Kaval grabs a microphone.
Kaval:”I didn’t mean to ruin your celebration, but you shouldn’t drink champagne, at least not before our big title match. So me and my friends brought some non alcoholic drinks, some cola and juice boxes.”
Kaval signals for Grado and Boar to get the big cooler of Juice Boxes and Cokd Cans.
Kaval:”I mean even if it’s a premature celebration, we want to celebrate, because whether I do the impossible and kick your arrogant head off, or I lose. There is always a reason to celebrate.”
Kaval:” I mean look at you, you call Jeff Hardy trash when he pinned your sorry ass in a tag match a few weeks ago, you treat your “friend” Marty like trash, and you drove him away from someone who actually cared about him in Nigel, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU CALLED ME LOW KI, MY FUCKING NAME IS KAVAL!”
Grado and The Boar have to fan Kaval to cool him down and Grado hands him a Cola.
Kaval:” Oops gotta a litte too heated their. My point is Mr.Clark oops I mean Mr.Dream, you are overlooking not just me but everyone in the whole UWF, and while winning a Title isn’t that important to me, if it means I can teach you a lesson in being humble, than I will gladly defeat you, take your belt, and smile while doing it.”
Kaval sips some of the Coke as he signals for Boar to bring him a box. Boar hand him the box, opens it to reveal a cake.
Kaval:”So Dream take some cake and don’t be too much of a spoiled child, once I take your belt. Oh and tell Marty I hope he finds his briefcase soon, will you?”
Kaval begins getting a plate to eat the cake with, until he’s interrupted by.
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Post by Gone on Feb 17, 2019 13:59:31 GMT -6
The Dream being referred to as Mr. Clark has a caused him to pucker his face to keep his composure. It's the Hired Gunns in animal form all over again! Velveteen Dream: The Dream has no memory of a Mr. Clark, but you know what you three are? You're the three stooges. A bunch of circus acts! The world's biggest man! The world's first man-pig! And last, but certainly not least the screeching monkey! This isn't a kid's birthday party where we drink juice and eat cake, this a mature celebration of the Dream’s second title defense celebration. The UWF universe doesn't want to see this and you're certainly full of yourself if you think you can try and humble the Velveteen Dream.The Dream goes over to the cake and takes a taste of the frosting. Velveteen Dream: Actually, the cake isn't too bad. If you guys made that yourselves, then you know what your true calling is. Being bakery chefs. You're a team of disappointment, lack of confidence and sadness. You're holding the Dream at such a high regard (which you should), that you're saying the Dream is impossible to beat (which is true). You're not like the other wrestlers. The ones who believe they can beat the Dream. You admitted upfront that you can't beat me unless by sheer luck, so yeah, it's safe to say the Dream is retaining. Some great martial artist you are, huh?The Dream starts pacing around the ring, looking down at the three goofs. The crowd rumbling with boos. Velveteen Dream: Just being around you guys is lowering the Dream’s stock. I can hear it now, that's the sound of my sales plundering just standing in this ring with you three. So take your cake, take your drinks and get out of the Dream’s ring before you make anymore of a mockery of yourselves. And don't worry, the Dream will relay your message to Marty.DREAM OVER!The Dream gestures for them to leave.
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Post by yoloisfox on Feb 17, 2019 16:25:08 GMT -6
Kaval smirks seeing the Dreams reaction.
Kaval:”Well I am glad the biggest cry baby in the UWF wants to act like an adult and have a mature celebration, but this celebration isn’t for you it’s for us. The World Warriors are celebrating the fact that despite all the people like you, who tell us we don’t belong,all the people who bad mouth us and all the people who say we should call it quits. We are still here, we are still standing, and we aren’t going anywhere!”
The fans cheer as Kaval stares Dream down.
Kaval:”Wether win or lose,Title or Not, once this match is over I will leave with my head held up high, because I am comfortable with myself, unlike your Mr.Clar-er sorry Mr.Dream. I do apologize about that, and hey, maybe we will become Bakers, I think our first dish will be a Velveteen Dream Cake, with a side of Losing the Prime Time Title to Kaval?”
Kaval laughs as he drinks some more Cola.
Kaval:”Now we should probably be going, but before I do, remember this Kaval has no memory of Low Ki, so if you mutter that name again I WILL Break your jaw! Now you have a good day Mr.Clark.”
With that Kaval and the Warriors leave the ring, Kaval all smiles as the fans are behind him in this match up.
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