Slammiversary 2023 Card and TTs

[Jimmy Uso]

after Eddie and Rey won at Revolution they both where headed out to the arena until they heard The sound of Lie, Cheat and Steal burst through the speakers when Rey n Eddie in he rest of LWO all where in Eddie's low rider and drives it down the aisle and flips the switch and lower his low rider and Rey n Eddie and the rest of LWO exit out of the low rider and all the LWO enters The Slammiversary ring when reaching for the microphone's while talking to The UWF Universe



Latino Heat|Eddie Guerrero: Hola Homes and Welcome to Slammiversary.


Eddie looks at The LWO when mentioned about there Opponents for Slammiversary


Master of the Six one nine|Rey Mysterio: Londres, Inglaterra. where The LWO and we like yo wish you all the best because me and Eddie are taking three members of Jinder Mahal and the one's that Eddie and i defeated on Revolution they are Bollywood Boys

Slammiversary Universe boo's at Mahal and Bollywood Boys

Latino Heat|Eddie Guerrero: Myself and Rey don't like the way you treated me on Revolution Essa cause what you did to me in this very ring was not cool homes and that's why Rey and I will stop you three this Sunday in our six man tag team at Slammiversary.

Slammiversary Cheers for Eddie and Rey Mysterio

Master of The Six one Nine|Rey Mysterio: and that's why me and Eddie. are here to humiliate you three goons for what Jinder. did to my Amigo Best Friend Eddie this past week on Revolution when Eddie and I defeated your two fools inside of this ring you ambushed Eddie right after the match was over and now it's revenge time Homes cause know one messes with my best friend that gets away with it yea we're talking about you three scumbags and Eddie and I are gonna teach you three a lesson for messing with The LWO that's family and we are representing the LWO name but until we finished with these three punks at Slammiversary then one of us will get one Championship to represent for LWO to carry a Championship for LWO familia that's stands for and rather me or Eddie pick up the victory this Sunday then one of us will fight the winner after Slammiversary between Reigns and McIntyre for there UWF Championship at the next PPV event on UWF.


Latino Heat|Eddie Guerrero: you three are in some weird stuff Homes because when me and Rey defeat you three stooges in this very ring for the second time in a row but this time it won't be on Revolution the six of us will fight in the same ring together is at Slammiversary.


Master of The Six One Nine|Rey Mysterio: and once we defeat you three this Sunday it won't be just Bollywood Boys and Jinder Mahal. no more because The LWO are gonna get stronger than ever in UWF until me or Eddie earn ourselves a shot between Reigns n McIntyre's UWF Championship after we win our other match at Slammiversary on UWF network.

Latino Heat|Eddie Guerrero: Viva La Raza!

Rey and Eddie drops the mic and Lie, Cheat and Steal hit's when Eddie and Rey climbs up the top rope and points at The Bollywood Boys and Jinder Mahal before they have there six tag match begins this Sunday

[Jamie Hayter]

“I am a shadow, I am tomorrow…
I am a hero with a buggy whip…”

“Teenage Nosferatu Pussy” by Rob Zombie hits the PA System and the crowd instantly gets to their collective feet, beginning to cheer. The entrance curtain opens, and Jamie Hayter walks out onto the stage, greeted by the reaction intensifying. She’s clad in a black pair of leather pants, a pair of black boots, and a black Rob Zombie shirt. She wears a scowl on her face as she begins making her way down the entrance ramp.

Mauro Ranallo: “This last month hasn’t been a good one for Jamie Hayter.”

Corey Graves: “Any bad day for her is a good day for me.”

Tom Phillips: “If there’s any chance of her turning this around, it’d have to be tonight.”

At ringside, Jamie climbs up onto the apron and enters the ring. Without hesitation, she walks right up to Rick Rude and rips the microphone out of his hand as her theme cuts out. Jamie’s theme is replaced by the crowd’s very vocal support for her. Jamie looks at The Mighty Caleb.

“You know, Caleb, you make a good point. Last week, we started a battle. It was like a clash of the titans. It was a stiff, hard-hitting fight which is that kind of fight I always look for. Nothing was solved between us. It didn’t piss me off as much as it should have that you barely got the win. As a matter of fact, like you, it made me hungry. Like you, our last fight made me want to fight you again. I’m happy to have that chance, because nothing between us will be settled until one of us drops, and I can say that unlike last time, it won’t be me.”

The crowd cheers Jamie before she turns her attention to Rick Rude.

“As for you, I have no idea why you’re so obsessed with taking me out to dinner. It seems to me that you can’t get it through your thick fucking skull, so I’ll speak slow enough even for you to understand. I… AM… NOT… IN-TER-EST-ED… IN… GO-ING… TO… DIN-NER… WITH… YOU! Get it? Yeah, a woman not being interested in you whatsoever. What a concept, right?”

Jamie shakes her head at Bischoff and Rude.

“You seem like the kind of person that doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer. Instead, you like to force yourself onto women. You know, there’s a name that we Brits have for that. That name is ‘Jimmy Savile,’ and it wouldn’t surprise me if you ended up with as many cases against as he did pre-and-post mortem. I guarantee that you ask me out again, not only will I cut your balls off, but I’ll feed them to your little bitch there.”

Jamie points at Bischoff as she makes the threat.

[Xander]

Enough is enough and Jinder Mahal’s music begins to play. The fans heads snap to the entrance ramp where Jinder Mahal walks out.





They stand at the top of the entrance ramp as the music fades and Suri hands Jinder a microphone.

Jinder Mahal: I could come out here and go over the list of reasons why you and your LWO are just an embarrassment to not only this wrestling company, but to the wrestling industry as a whole. Rey, I could talk about how you are nothing but an old, broken, has been who is still clutching to pretend he is the sensation he was back in the nineties. And Eddie, let’s be honest your career should’ve been dead and done eighteen years ago. But here you both stand in the ring going running your mouths, but saying absolutely nothing.

Jinder looks out to the crowd.

Jinder Mahal: The reason that we keep beating the living hell out of all of you, is because we want to pound it into your thick skulls that you have no place in wrestling. That goes for both of you has beens and that never will be that you drag in toe Santos Escobar. Do these people a favor, take your ass kicking at Slammiversay AND THEN GO AWAY. Stop subjecting them week in and week out to promos that lower their IQs and wrestling that is a joke at best. I never intended to still be here in the UWF, but seeing what a disgrace is put out there weekly by the LWO I felt compelled to do something about it. So we are going to walk down that ring and if it means crippling all three of you to get you out of the UWF, we will do it. We will leave you three in a pile of broken bones and pools of blood, but we will leave UWF better than we found it with you all gone. That isn’t a threat, it’s a guarantee so get ready boys because you are about to feel a whole lot of pain like you never felt before.  मैं इस स्थान को तुम्हारी घृणित उपस्थिति से शुद्ध कर दूँगा (Main is sthaan ko tumhaaree ghrnit upasthiti se shuddh kar doonga)

With that Jinder drops the microphone and his music begins to play again as they walk to the back.

[Jimmy Uso]

before Jinder and The BollyWood Boys was headed to the back LWO stopsed them while talking to them

Master of The Is One Nine|Rey Mysterio: where not finished talking Jinder. so trae ese culo aquí chico you're telling Escobar to disobay us well I got news flash for you Jinder you better hope he doesn't see your ass this Sunday cause we're gonna send you packing to your Asian Africa state where you belong after our match this week at Slammaversary.


Eddie brings up the mic towards his lip when saying something

Latino Heat|Eddie Guerrero: there's no need to hide back there Homes cause me and Rey in Santos are gonna take you three hijos de puta this Sunday in our six man tag on Slammaversary.


Rey continues talking to Mahal and BollyWood Boys who's standing by with them


Master of The Six one nine|Rey Mysterio: if you want The LWO to be gone then all you have to do was asked let's make this a stipulation Jinder. if you three beat The LWO we leave UWF however if The LWO defeats BollyWood and Jinder Mahal. the three of you are done and finished rather you like it or not The LWO is not leaving UWF cause we run UWF not The Mafia, not THe Might Caleb and sure as hell not even The Bloodline so you three get ready to pack your bags cause in two days you three just ran out of time because Sunday at Slammiversary the three of us will be leaving out of London, England as the winner and after the match is over one of us from LWO will earn there selves a shot for a UWF World Championship when the LWO settle the sscore with Jinder and BollyWood Boys. at Slammiversary.


Latino Heat|Eddie Guerrero: and we gonna tear you three limb by limb until we are through with you three don't suspect to return back to UWF network cause we're not letting you in the building you three will be vanish form this area until the boards say you can return back to UWF after we beat you Sunday at Slammiversary.

Master of The Six one Nine|Rey Mysterio; in we're not just Eddie or Rey and Santos oh no you three can call us The L.W.O


Rey and Eddie drop there mics down when Lie, Cheat n Steal plays through the speakers when they both remain in the Slammiversary ring when Jinder and Bollywood Boys headed straight towards the back of there locker rooms