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Post by crann on Mar 17, 2019 18:45:59 GMT -6
The lights in the arena flicker out, the crowd left in absolute darkness. And then the haunting voice of Mark Lanegan echoes through the crowd as it buzzes, unsure who is about to appear before them.Lord, now the rain done come. Lord, now the rain done come. Muddy water, rising up.As the rhythmic beat of the song entrances the crowd, a single lantern emerges from the curtains onto the stage. Soon, thousands of tiny lights rise in the stands, swaying in tune with the song. The lantern drifts forward, the face of its carrier coming just barely into view on the periphery of its light. Bray Wyatt. Returned to the UWF at last.Wyatt marches down to the ring with slow, deliberate steps, the lantern lighting his way. The swaying continues in the stands as he does, some even starting up a clap in step with the steady drum beats of Lanegan's song. The atmosphere is eerie to say the least. As Wyatt reaches the bottom of the ramp, he rounds the ring and steps slowly up the steel steps, then lifts the lantern before his face and blows out the light. The arena's lights rise shortly afterward as Bray has entered the ring, a microphone already in hand. He begins to address the crowd, who cheer for him as his music dies down.BRAY WYATTAt last. At long last. The day of my return has arrived. But I don't come here seeking the empty accolades of a bankrupt federation, nor the admiration of you witless masses. I'm here for one reason, and that reason is my own to keep. Suffice to say that everything I do from this moment, and every horror I subject my opponents to, will all be part of a grand design. All just a means to an end... all in service to a goal none of you could possibly fathom, let alone comprehend. My purpose is too high to be within your grasp, and I see little point in wasting my time explaining it.This speech does little to engender Wyatt to the fans, who turn on him quickly and are jeering him loudly by the time he finishes. Bray raises a finger as he continues, steamrolling over the crowd's noise with the continuation of his tirade.You see, everything is part of a grand design, and I am the architect. You've all unknowingly been bearing witness to my master plot. Now it is starting to come to its fruition. My return to this company and this ring is the beginning of the end, and none of the men you adore, your so-called heroes, your lunatics, your villains... none of them can stop it. The future is collapsing down on all of them with all of the inevitability of an apocalypse, and the mastermind behind it all is me: The Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt. I am the face of your destroyer, and I have but one thing left to say...Wyatt grins as the lights again flicker out, leaving the arena bathed in darkness once more.RUN!
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Post by Dres on Mar 17, 2019 20:04:35 GMT -6
A motivational sounding theme begins to play over the PA system as none other than the fitness guru himself Simon Dean comes out.He enters the ring with a microphone in hand, looking disgusted by Bray.Simon Dean: Have you looked at yourself lately? Telling people to run when you barely do? I mean, you do a lot of eating around the world, like a goth community’s Guy Fieri without the television deal, but running? Maybe if you actually followed the buzzards instead of following the directions to the nearest buffet every time you go town to town. But it’s alright, Bray, I’m here to help you. All you have to do is try my patented Simon System and you can burn off those handles like wax off candles. Whaddya say?
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Post by Jimmy Uso on Mar 17, 2019 20:21:07 GMT -6
[after the lights stops flickering on in off the electrifying theme song hit's when The Rock appears from behind the curtains and walks straight out on stage when looks at his fans and starts heading down towards the ring with the Eater of worlds while the ring announcer hands the Rock the Microphone]
Crowd Chants Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
The|Rock: Finally no no no I said Finally.. The Rock.. has. Come back to.. Brazil.
(Fans cheers for Rock and Brazil)
The|Rock: The Rock is here to explain to everyone here that I will be hosting this years Wrestle Mania for the first time ever on UWF network.
[Cheers for Rock about hosting Wrestle Mania]
The| Rock: Because The Rock. is going to be in action since he's gonna be hosting Wrestle Mania of UWF in that person will be the eater of Worlds is Bray Wyatt he will be my victim for Wrestle Mania on UWF.
The|Rock: And Millions
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Audience clapping We want Mania, We Want Mania clapping* We Want Mania clapping* We Want Mania clapping We want Mania clapping We want Mania!
The|Rock: And once the Rock defeat Bray Wyatt. at Wrestle Mania then he will be in a No Holds Barred match against the host of Wrestle Mania.
The|Rock: if.. U. Smell.... What.. The.. Rock. is.......Cooking!
[Electrifying plays one more time when The Rock exits out of the Revolution ring and heads back up towards backstage before he host 2019 Wrestle Mania]
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Mar 17, 2019 20:46:48 GMT -6
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Post by yoloisfox on Mar 17, 2019 20:46:48 GMT -6
But before the Rock can make it to the top of the ramp Volatile by Machine Head begins playing. The fans are puzzled until someone walks out. www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Hangman-Page-1.jpgThat man is instantly recognized as Adam “Hangman” Page. He storms up to the rock and Stares him in the eyes. Hangman: “What the fuck? Who do you think you fucking are? Demanding a match for mania? Hogging the spot light for yourself huh old man? While hungry young talent like myself have to scratch and claw to get booked on house shows, people like you can just show up and demand a match on the biggest stage of them all and that makes me SICK!”The crowd are somewhat silent but the Rocky diehards are booing Hangman. Hangman:”Oh, don’t worry I’ll get to you assholes, who are ok with seeing your heroes, your idols step back into to the limelight. You will still cheer because you are delusional, he is not having a match for you, he is doing this for himself to get a quick paycheck! So you know what I am fucking sick and tired of waiting in the back! At mania why not make it The Rock vs Hangman vs Bray Wyatt vs Simon Dean!”The crowd cheers but Hangman does not break his stare with The Rock
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Mar 17, 2019 23:03:06 GMT -6
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Post by Jimmy Uso on Mar 17, 2019 23:03:06 GMT -6
[The Rock bring up the Microphone to his lips when he begins to talk with Hangman]
Crowd still Chants for Rocky Rocky Rocky!
The|Rock: Seattle down Brazil. okay The Rock got this situation under control so what you are saying to the Rock that you want me to fight all three of you candy asses in a fatal four way match at The biggest stage of them all on Wrestle Mania.
(Rock continues speaking)
The|Rock: Let the Rock put it this way Hangman or Should I say Hangover cause if these people right here in Brazil wants the Rock to return into that ring with those three men in a fatal four way match at Mania to see who gets the better win on Wrestle Mania at the UWF.
Fans Chants Hang him over *clapping Hang him over * continues clapping hang him over * clapping hang him over * clapping hang him over!
The|Rock: Okay let the Rock remind you this if you want a shot of the great then you three boots to asses got yourself a match at Wrestle Mania in a fatal four way match but it will be on The Rock's terms instead of a Fatal four way let's make these people a great show of there lives a fatal four way elimination match and whoever gets pin or submit at War Games then the winner will get to host this years Wrestle Mania at UWF.
The|Rock: Do.. you smell.. what. The Rock.. is Cooking!
[Rock lower his Mic down an excepts Hangman's offer at Wrestle Mania until War Games even starts of the end of this month]
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Post by mattchewie on Mar 18, 2019 0:22:54 GMT -6
The iconic theme pulses throughout the arena. The Ultimate Warrior bursts from the entrance stage at a full sprint. He points to the heavens as he is running. The fans are on their feet. Like a dominant Silverback gorilla he stops to beat his chest, asserting his dominance without even saying a word. Somewhere in the world Chuck Norris has goosebumps from the fear that he feels from this Ultimate presence. Warrior is nearing the ring. No one. nowhere, not even in Seattle, have settled down from the Ultimate presence. The ring begins to vibrate at an even higher frequency as Warrior calls upon the powers of the Gods and Warriors in the heavens above. The lights in the arena flicker, there's too much power being used in the ring. The scouter has begun to smoke, it's way over 9000 at this point. Warrior has almost achieved his Ultimate form. His color scheme begins to change. Warrior senses that the Earth cannot withstand too much more of this Ultimate power so he ceases causing tremors across the world. Warrior pulses with the power of all the Heavens and Warriors of days gone by. It's almost unbearable that he is resonating with so much energy. Achieving his higher purpose, the Warrior vanishes.
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Post by Dres on Mar 18, 2019 8:18:54 GMT -6
Simon Dean: Well that may have been impressive to you easily entertained couch potatoes, but for me, going Super Saiyan isn’t nearly as satisfying or impressive as going Super Simon. I didn’t take senzu beans or steroids or other performance enhancing drugs like Warrior or The Rock here, I used my patented Simon System and achieved impressive results the natural way. But I don’t blame Rock, I blame the Hollywood executives and co-stars of his that aren’t keeping him in check. I don’t blame Warrior, I blame you “Warriors” that he draws power from for making him think being an unnatural personality means you need to use things that are unnatural to have an unnatural looking physique.
But I do blame Bray, because look at the rest of the Wyatt Family. Any of them could’ve been a workout partner but instead he chooses to do so with Sister Abigail, who obviously lets him have free reign. You probably got your rocking chair from the outside of a Cracker Barrel, didn’t you? Well now you all have someone to save you from the dangerous substances, bad cholesterol, fattening sugars, and everything else you’re cramming into your gullets and arteries. So no longer, Bray, do you have to look at what’s on your plate and wonder Wy-att tastes so good if it’s supposedly so bad for you. No more, Dwayne and Warrior, do you have to abuse your bodies to get to what you previously thought was peak you. So forget who’s hosting Wrestlemania, because I’m going to be hosting a seminar for all of you, “Simon Says”.Simon smiles a big smile before looking at Hangman Page.And you can come too, because I’m not sure if you’re Hangman because of that stomach fat hanging over your tights or you’re Page because you follow Paula Deen’s cookbook like it’s your Bible but buddy, you’re looking rough. But with the help of the most inspiring, beneficial Dean in all of wrestling, Simon Says you’ll be able to wear full gear without scrutiny in no time.Simon smiles again with a big thumbs up.
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Mar 18, 2019 10:36:30 GMT -6
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Post by Gone on Mar 18, 2019 10:36:30 GMT -6
The music of Enzo and Cass blares throughout the arena. The crowd erupts in cheers as the Sly dog Enzo is back, but not alone, he has his seven footer Big Cass with him! The come bursting out from gorilla Enzo hyping himself up and dancing around while Big Cass stands there like the brute he is. Enzo custom mic in hand and the the symphony of cheers syncs himself does the running man. Enzo Amore: MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE! AND I AM A BORTIFIED G AND A CERTIFIED STUD AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT!Enzo and Cass swings their arms left and right with the closing words.Enzo Amore: And this right here? This is Big Cass and he's seven foot tall and you can't teach that!Again, with the closing sentence they swing their open arms left and right. Crowd chanting along with them.Enzo Amore: Cass, look who we got here. We got ourselves a… 70s gay pornstar infomercial talking a whole lotta smack and he's looking to get whacked. How you doin’?Enzo flicks his nose as the crowd eat it up. Enzo Amore: No one gives a rat's ass about what Simon has to say, but they're opening their ears to hear for what Enzo says and Enzo says that you need to take a hike with that Simon System bullcrap. If that stuff makes me sound like a man whose balls have yet to drop being forced to do an infomercial 24/7 then cut me the hell out. Are you being held against your will, sir? Blink once for yes and any other number of times if you're just a douche that's has a schlong up his ass.An audible “OOOOOOOH!” comes from the crowd as Enzo starts shuffling his feet around directing his attention to the Rock.Enzo Amore: Look who's back to host Mania this year. The human Mr Potato Head if he became a big time Hollywood actor. Trust me you overrated movie actor. I agree with the drunken farm boy over there: no one wants to see you back in this ring to wrestle nor do any of us want to wrestle you. How about you go back to Hollywood and film another mediocre blockbuster and leave the wrestling to the actual wrestlers in this ring! How ya doin’Enzo Amore: Hangman Page, there's a reason your southern ass is on the house shows, cause ain't no one wants to see you on live TV, you sheep shagger. How about you stop with the dog and pony show and cut the act. Why do they call you Hangman Page? Is it cause your schlort fails to get hard for the ladies, so it just hangs there? Go ask the infomercial robot if he gots any viagra for your problems, bub.Cass and the crowd have the same reaction of “Oh my god! This man got destroyed!” Enzo Amore: Cass… What would you say his penis is? Big Cass: Uh… I don't know Enzo. I think there's only ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE IT! AND WE'RE GOING TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!S-A-W-F-T! SAAAAAAWFT!The crowd erupts into laughter while chanting along. Enzo hyping himself and Cass up on the stage still. They finally settle down and focus on Wyatt.Enzo Amore: Finally onto the outside American, Cotton eyed Joe if you will. Me and Cass will be running alright, not cause we're scared of your presence or your “master plan”, it's the fact we can smell you all the way from here. What you been doing, man? Did you come out of a pig's anus? It'd make sense since you're looking a big ol’ deuce. You Jim Jones wannabe, except we ain't drinking your kool-aid of unfulfilled promises that you will fail to keep.Big Cass: At Mania, we're going to show up and show out after popping every single one of you sloppy jalobbies back to obscurity and you can't teach that!Enzo and Cass begin walking down the ramp to teach the fools some lessons in NJ and NY etiquette, but are interrupted by...
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Post by Jimmy Uso on Mar 18, 2019 12:52:15 GMT -6
{The Rock looks at Enzo and Big Cass in the middle ring while he begins to talk]
The|Rock: Let The Rock tell you two Candy asses something I rather host 2019 Wrestle Mania for UWF it's what The Rock does for best for Business and I am going to keep it that way until one of you us ask our Revolution General Manager Drake Maverick to make it a fatal five way match at War Games.
[Rock still continuing speaking to Big Cass and Enzo)
The|Rock: and if neither of us don't go ask the GM then none of us will not participate in a Fatal five way match War Games because the Rock is getting sick in tired of you all talking about the Great one of me begin filmed at Hollywood which I don't go there for one reason and two I only go there unless they give me a call or something that's the only time I'll be at Hollywood Studios filming a Movie or something but the most important is that The Rock is here to kick some Boots to Asses with every single one of you that is standing right here in front of Millions
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The|Rock: of The Rock fans and specially you Enzo and Big Cass cause you two you Jabroni's will get for what's coming towards your way at War Games because once The Rock returns back into that ring to release his wrestling boots then he will give each in everyone of you a Boots to Asses in our Fatal Five Way match at War Games on UWF.
The|Rock: Now if you five don't have a problem with me for not being apart of this Fatal five way match on War Games then the winner could host the 2019 Wrestle Mania until one of us gets the win at War Games in our Fatal five Way match on War Games on UWF network.
The|Rock: If. U..Smell... What.. The Rock.....is Cooking!
[Rock exits out of the ring when he was trying to head towards the back when someone else stops The Rock form leaving until War Games}
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Mar 18, 2019 15:30:22 GMT -6
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Post by crann on Mar 18, 2019 15:30:22 GMT -6
Wyatt chuckles to himself as he lifts his microphone to speak once again. His tone is one of obvious pleasure; he can hardly contain his excitement.BRAY WYATTThis is the host that your masters has assembled to try and stop me? I can hardly believe my eyes. Like I said before, nobody in this world or any other has the answer to the problem I pose, nobody has the ability to counter the threat I represent. From a man who debases himself by making fat jokes because he lacks the intelligence to understand his own doom when he sees it to a pair of bridge-and-tunnel rodents who are overdue for extermination, all I see standing in this ring with me is a rogue's gallery of ants fleeing the hill that is about to be washed away. You are all so pitiful... so small. So unprepared for what awaits you when you meet me. They could line you all up in quick succession and I would knock you all down the way a category 5 hurricane flattens a flimsy beach shack: with great prejudice, and expending little energy.Bray saunters to a corner as the fans continue to boo, and he leans back in it before resuming is speech.It's sad, really, to think that this is the best the so-called Ultimate Wrestling Federation has to offer. When I devised my master plan, I expected at least a challenge, a hurdle to be overcome. After all, how can success matter if it comes with no adversity? Alas: This is the reality I now face. In ordinary circumstances, the destruction of a bunch of has-beens and never-weres would not be worth noting, but fear not: You will all be elevated to something greater tonight. For tonight, you face the future. Not only of this company, or this industry, but of the entire world. And none of you are prepared for it.Wyatt lowers his microphone with a cold, calculated smirk worn plainly on his face. He runs a hand through his long beard as he awaits the reply of any of the foes here assembled.
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