Post by George on Apr 3, 2020 19:37:51 GMT -6
Character: WARHORSE.
Alignment: FACE BUT YOU KNOW HE RULES ASS.
Gimmick: SUPER METAL, RULES ALL ASS.
Preferred Finisher: ASS RULER (DOUBLE STOMP DIVE TO STANDING OPPONENT'S UPPER BACK FROM THE TOP ROPE).
Promo:
SO BASICALLY THE SCENE IS PRETTY PICTURE PERFECT, WARHORSE WALKS INTO THE SCENE WITH HIS METAL AS FUCK STONE CARVED BACKDROP THAT WAS MADE BY WARHORSE BY A VERY TALENTED INDIVIDUAL WHO POURED THEIR SOUL INTO THIS WELL CRAFTED PIECE OF ARTWORK. WE HEAR WAY TOO LOUD HEAVY METAL GUITAR BLASTING WITH DRUMS FOLLOWING AS HE LOOKS DEADASS INTO THE CAMERA AND SAYS-
WARHORSE: IT SEEMS LIKE THE UWF HAS GONE A LITTLE SOFT AS LATE, I MEAN JEEZ FOLKS LOOK AROUND AT THE LANDSCAPE WE HAVE TODAY THAT IS THE ULTIMATE GODDAMN WRESTLING FEDERATION. OVERRUN BY THAT POSER JOHN MORRISON, ENABLED BY THE REST OF THE LOCKER ROOM TO GO ALONG BY HIS DAY.
SIPPING HIS FINE COCKTAILS WHILE HE IS PLANNING TO DISH OUT HIS COCK TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, OR WHATEVER TESSA IS, WHO KNOWS MAYBE SHE LIKES WOMEN BUT WARHORSE IS ALRIGHT WITH THAT BECAUSE EQUALITY IS THE WAY FORWARD IN TODAY’S SOCIETY. BESIDES, SHE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE RAW HORSEPOWER OF WARHORSE ANYWAY.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WARHORSE THINKS IT’D BLOW THAT DIAMOND ROUND THE EARTH AND BACK. IF YOU ASK WARHORSE, SHE’D GET A TASTE OF THAT HORSEPOWER IN THE FORM OF GETTING A FOOT UP HER GODDAMN ASS IF SHE STOOD BETWEEN WARHORSE AND GETTING HIS HANDS ON JIM-JOHNNY MORRISON. WARHORSE WON’T FEAR KICKING THE DOORS OPEN TO GET TO THE GOLD.
AFTER ALL, THAT’S WHAT WE LIVE FOR, BREATHE FOR AND FIGHT FOR. YET WE ALL FIGHT FOR IT, SO WARHORSE SEES THAT IT’S ALMOST A TASK OF CARDIO, WHO WILL FIGHT THE LONGEST. WELL UNLUCKY FOR THE CHAMPIONS OF SGW WARHORSE WILL FIGHT UNTIL HE BREATHES HIS LAST BREATH.
SO GET READY, HOLD ONTO YOUR ASS BECAUSE WARHORSE IS ABOUT TO RULE THAT SON OF A BITCH.
THE CAMERA TRANSITIONS OUT AS WARHORSE WRAPS UP HIS GODDAMN POWERFUL PROMO THAT TOTALLY RULED SOME ASS.
Alignment: FACE BUT YOU KNOW HE RULES ASS.
Gimmick: SUPER METAL, RULES ALL ASS.
Preferred Finisher: ASS RULER (DOUBLE STOMP DIVE TO STANDING OPPONENT'S UPPER BACK FROM THE TOP ROPE).
Promo:
SO BASICALLY THE SCENE IS PRETTY PICTURE PERFECT, WARHORSE WALKS INTO THE SCENE WITH HIS METAL AS FUCK STONE CARVED BACKDROP THAT WAS MADE BY WARHORSE BY A VERY TALENTED INDIVIDUAL WHO POURED THEIR SOUL INTO THIS WELL CRAFTED PIECE OF ARTWORK. WE HEAR WAY TOO LOUD HEAVY METAL GUITAR BLASTING WITH DRUMS FOLLOWING AS HE LOOKS DEADASS INTO THE CAMERA AND SAYS-
WARHORSE: IT SEEMS LIKE THE UWF HAS GONE A LITTLE SOFT AS LATE, I MEAN JEEZ FOLKS LOOK AROUND AT THE LANDSCAPE WE HAVE TODAY THAT IS THE ULTIMATE GODDAMN WRESTLING FEDERATION. OVERRUN BY THAT POSER JOHN MORRISON, ENABLED BY THE REST OF THE LOCKER ROOM TO GO ALONG BY HIS DAY.
SIPPING HIS FINE COCKTAILS WHILE HE IS PLANNING TO DISH OUT HIS COCK TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, OR WHATEVER TESSA IS, WHO KNOWS MAYBE SHE LIKES WOMEN BUT WARHORSE IS ALRIGHT WITH THAT BECAUSE EQUALITY IS THE WAY FORWARD IN TODAY’S SOCIETY. BESIDES, SHE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE RAW HORSEPOWER OF WARHORSE ANYWAY.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WARHORSE THINKS IT’D BLOW THAT DIAMOND ROUND THE EARTH AND BACK. IF YOU ASK WARHORSE, SHE’D GET A TASTE OF THAT HORSEPOWER IN THE FORM OF GETTING A FOOT UP HER GODDAMN ASS IF SHE STOOD BETWEEN WARHORSE AND GETTING HIS HANDS ON JIM-JOHNNY MORRISON. WARHORSE WON’T FEAR KICKING THE DOORS OPEN TO GET TO THE GOLD.
AFTER ALL, THAT’S WHAT WE LIVE FOR, BREATHE FOR AND FIGHT FOR. YET WE ALL FIGHT FOR IT, SO WARHORSE SEES THAT IT’S ALMOST A TASK OF CARDIO, WHO WILL FIGHT THE LONGEST. WELL UNLUCKY FOR THE CHAMPIONS OF SGW WARHORSE WILL FIGHT UNTIL HE BREATHES HIS LAST BREATH.
SO GET READY, HOLD ONTO YOUR ASS BECAUSE WARHORSE IS ABOUT TO RULE THAT SON OF A BITCH.
THE CAMERA TRANSITIONS OUT AS WARHORSE WRAPS UP HIS GODDAMN POWERFUL PROMO THAT TOTALLY RULED SOME ASS.
