UWF Summerslam 2020 TTs

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Kyle is about to tell'em all about it when someone else's music hits the PA! Rude! It's very rude indeed but the theme song that hit's the PA is one that is very well known. It is accompanied by fireworks shooting from the ceiling as well.

YER, WE'RE COMING DOWN
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP
DROP THE BOMBSHELL.



The crowd get even louder when D-Von Dudley comes bursting through the curtain like only he can with his brother Bubba Ray following close behind him. Bubba has a bottle of Red Gatorade in his hand as D-Von tries to amp the crowd up a little. He comes back to the center of the ramp, pumping fists with his brothers before he points towards the ring. Both boys listen and make their way down the ramp.



The Dudleyz run down the ramp, sliding into the ring and going straight to the turnbuckles as they pose and look real amped up. The crowd are going berserk for the brothers as D-Von climbs down, collecting two mics that were on the ring apron. He hands one to his brother, keeping one for himself and slaps his chest towards his opponents. Bubba steps forward, putting the bottle of Gatorade at the feet of Sweet N Sour Inc as he backs up. Bubba lifts the mic to his mouth to speak.



Bubba Ray Dudley: We first off must apologize for our tardiness. It's not like the Dudley Boyz to be late to the party.... usually I'm the one starting them but please forgive us. I bring the gift of a Gatorade to show our sincerest apologizes. Now I know you guys aren't sponsored by them anymore and you probably don't want to accept it but I couldn't think of anything else to get you.... plus I assume you have to pay for them now so that's why you are receiving it.

Bubba motions for Sweet N Sour to pick the bottle up. He waits for some time but no response or movement is coming. Bubba looks towards the other wrestlers in the ring, a little disappointed as he continues.

Bubba Ray: Look that's fair, don't drink it now. I'll leave it there for you to make up your mind later about it. I must keep the apology's coming however that we only got you 1. We did buy 5 but the other 4 went strangely missing...... down my throat and I haven't seen the liquid since.

Bubba has a guilty look on his face as he bows his head. D-Von hasn't taken his eyes off of the 2 men and 1 woman still in the ring.



D-Von Dudley: We are sorry for keeping you all waiting for so long but to be honest with you.... we were a little busy ourselves. You see Larry, recently the Dudley Boyz have been becoming a bit of a joke. Hey, it's because of you recently that not every single match we have been in for quite sometime has ended with us getting a lose. Wrestlemania, we may have beaten you but we still lost our chance to get those titles, Backlash..... you know as well as we do that neither of us managed to win that match. Heatwave...... Undisputed Era used the rules to their advantage and beat us fair and square. The Tag Team Champions holds a recent win against us and last week on Revolution, Team DDT showed our brother that quite possibly their way is the way forward.

Bubba: Screw Team DDT. What does that even stand for? I'm only interested if it stands for Dunkin Donuts Tray and it's unlimited.

D-Von: Something we always pride ourselves on is being the best possible version of ourselves we can be. We have always been able to change with the times but right now..... we are stuck in our old ways. Our old ways that brought us 3 UWF Tag Team Championships. Our old ways that seen us at one point hold the longest title reign in UWF history. It's the old ways that we are stuck in that has us talking about the old days so much. We keep looking back instead of forward. Something we have been trying to correct recently and I feel you are the perfect team to mould our game from. Look at you, after Backlash, you were in a similar position. Directionless and loss after loss building up. You didn't sit back and complain, you realized you had a problem and you fixed it. Asuka here, that's a smart business decision if I do say so myself. When we were on top, it's because Stacy was at the top of her game. We know more then anyone what a strong women brings you.

The crowd, mostly females cheer loudly as D-Von nods his head along with them. He looks toward Asuka, giving her the nod of approval before continuing.

D-Von: Lucky it's no longer no girls allowed hey Kyle? I'm glad you changed your ways because we are standing here right now and I honestly believe you deserve a shot at the UWF Tag Team Championships at Summerslam. I honestly believe you deserve your spot in this Championship Scramble and I honestly believe you could be the favorite going into it. It's because you have changed your course like you said.

Bubba: It's hard to argue but I'm sure alot of the other teams will but just know, you have a friend in the Dudley Boyz.

D-Von: That you do, even though we took a few pot shots at you before Backlash, you have earned our respect. It's because of this that The Dudley Boyz were so late. We look at you and we see exactly what we need to be. Confident, Cocky, lots of threats that you can back up. We once were all of those things but right now, we are a shadow of ourselves. We were late because we were busy going to see our good mate, Tag Team Leader Mick Foley. We were in his office when you started and we have been their ever since. We went to Mick and we told him flat out that the Dudley Boyz don't belong in this match up at Summerslam. We flat out told him that he should have us mopping the floors or something whilst teams like yourself, Undisputed Era, The Tag Champs & The Dynamic Duo should put on a show for these deserving fans. We know that you guys can all bring it where as we are on the slide down. We pleaded our case, practically begging Mick to remove us from the match. We wouldn't waste anyone's time then and we could focus on getting ourselves right but Mick politely declined our offer. He told us that he had faith in us and this Scramble match was the perfect way for him to see where the tag teams are at.

Bubba: Trust me, we don't need Stokeley Hathaway to tell us where we are..... we already know. I was just disappointed I missed out on a night eating as much as I want to get myself match fit again.

D-Von: Mick's faith gives us a little bit of a boost but we still know that we have a long way to go. This match up is the perfect way for us to gain a little confidence back. If we put in a good showing against guys like you 2, we may just get a little bit of that spark back. We are old, our method is old, our achievements are old but we are using your blue print to get ourselves back. We need The Old Dudley Boyz back. The fans want the old Dudley Boyz back..... the times they are a changing and we might lose Stacy & Spike because of our old way but at Summerslam, we respect and we try to show everyone that we still have a little left to give. These DUDley Boyz need a good showing at Summerslam and we will try everything to do just that. Everyone else wants and needs to win but The Dudley Boyz need to show something.... something.... absolutely anything to Mick Foley and ourselves otherwise what's the point of us coming back?

D-Von lowers the mic, looking towards the only opponents that have showed up so far. Bubba begins to lick his lips as the PA system becomes hot again with some other theme song beginning to play.

[Benito]

Before another word can be said by the two teams already in the ring, here come the current Tag Team Champions. Yano makes his way down to the ring with a crate full of DVDs as Ishii follows behind him. Ishii gets into the ring as Yano lifts the DVDs and puts them into the corner of the ring. Yano asks for a microphone, gets one, and begins to talk. 

Yano: Well they really threw us into the fire for our first defense didn't they Ishii? 

Ishii:... 

Yano: I mean I like Mick Foley the same way, but I think it is kinda unfair that we have to defend the titles in a match where we don’t have to be pinned to lose them. I mean we just got them can’t we get a easier first defense then five of the best tag teams in all of UWF right now.  

Ishii:... 

Yano: Actually your right Ishii. It is definitely more people for you to toss around and throw into volcanos. And the way I think about it, this is the best thing for us. Defeating all of these teams would make us the greatest tag team in the whole world and you know what happens then. 

Ishii:... 

Yano: That is right BUDDY COP MOVIE. So let's see what we have here so far. 

Yano looks at Sweet N’ Sour  

Yano: Oh look it's the biggest ego in all of the UWF and his henchman. Surprised that you are getting this match after what happened with Stokely Hathaway. Guys, you had problems with Gedo and Jado and then the next week you tried your chances with us. And just like usual you lost again and sure you have gotten your momentum back. But then guess who came back to throw the momentum right back to the ground. That's right, little old me. You even tried to get your henchman to interfere and the same thing happened like it always does. Sweeney you seriously need to go back to whatever place you were before cause you just keep embarrassing yourself. And not to mention you keeping Kyle down with you, he was fine before you showed up again. And Kyle you can take that as a compliment if you want but I got some news for you too. Ishii still wants a piece of you after our last match, so if you think that you are ready for a bulldozer coming at you at sixty miles per hour, I suggest you think twice about that.  

Yano looks a the Dudley’s  

Yano: Now you two surprise me. Sure you were a great tag team. Emphasis of the were part. But what have you two done to deserve to be in this match. You were the Undisputed Eras walking mat back into the company then you lose to Team DDT and know you guys get a shot at the UWF Tag Team Championships? I guess Mick just felt sorry for you guys and decided that you can have a petty shot at the belts. I mean you won’t win but hey at least you can say you had a shot at them, cause as long as we have these titles there is no way you will ever get to see them again.  

Yano: Now if my calculations are correct there are two more teams left to go so let me grab my glasses. 

Yano goes to the DVD crate and grabs a piece of paper and his glasses. He puts on the glasses and begins to look at the document.  

Yano: Oh yes, Undisputed Era. I feel like you are in the same boats as the Dudleys over there. You beat them up and now you get that shot at the titles too? You had these titles and now you want them back again after you walk out of the company. Did you go over to Mick and did you cry saying “We what a shot cause our leader Adam is getting one and you have to do what we say cause he told us you would”. How pathetic do you have to be to win the titles, leave the company as the champions, and then want the titles again. It blows my mind and Ishii’s mind as well. However we do thank you cause when you left we took that door and pushed it open to win these belts. Now you're trying to push our door in, I would say to try a different door. Next… 

Yano looks at the paper again.  

Yano: Ah yes the newcomers, Ron Simmons boys Uhaa and ACH. Well I see Mick needed to find outside help to try and get these belts off us. I’m going to stop you right there and suggest you not ever come down here, you're just going to make fools out of yourselves on your first shot. So maybe after a few more months of seasoning come back when you fully gel as a team. 

Yano: Now as a look at this paper a common thread came up, Sweet N Sour: Beat. Dudley’s: Beat. Undisputed Era: Beat. Uhaa and ACH: More than likely would beat. So to be honest the only thing we have to do is make sure you guys don’t get pinned and it will be easy picking for us. We showed these past number of weeks that we are here to stay and hang on to these belts for a very, very long time. But not to be afraid I have consolation prizes for everyone here. One free DVD for all of you, and I was so nice to sign them for you. Think of it as a token of thanks for making us the greatest tag team in the world. Now who would like to pick theirs first? 

Before Yano can grab the crate...       

[wasabi]

Ultramantis Black walks out with Sanshiro Takagi in tow both lowering their heads as they step into the ring and Ultramantis raising his staff to cut off the music, he seats himself on the top rope to begin speaking.



Ultamantis Black: To our dear Spike Dudley, in a sense this match was needed for a month you concerned yourself with what was the best decision, and while we at Team DDT made our efforts clear still the bane of free will weighed heavy on you. However, this match will not be pulling away your free will like our prior recruitment efforts, in the end, the decision will always lie with you. But with that in mind do be aware that despite Sanshiro and I being relatively patient people, it cannot last forever, and ultimately a decision will have to be made. So maybe you are worried about where you'll be, and be forgotten? Well here's your chance, erase all doubt in this mind of yours and make a clear-headed decision. Of course what would that mean would it mean losing and starting at the very bottom, or winning and being on top of the world as the first man to pin Ultramantis Black in a singles match. Both create clouded minds, making your situation I would admit to being unenviable. Either way it will be intriguing to see where you go from here.

He handed the microphone to Sanshiro Takagi

Sanshiro Takagi: Thank you Ultramantis, now Spike. You're a great athlete, but Ultramantis is in a different league the man who spearheaded DDT into this company. I admit you're a family man a weird kind of family but family all the same, but hey what is DDT but a weird family. So I urge you to come on our and test yourself against Ultramantis.

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The titantron lights up on the bright blue background of the Firefly Funhouse, and in walks in Bray Wyatt. But instead of his usual jovial self, he looks depressed as he begins to speak.



Bray Wyatt: Rey Mysterio, did he understand why what happened to him, happened? I don't think he did, he surely didn't think twice and never fully realized the consequences to his actions. When I first came back, my new friend Cabrito said that Rey Mysterio would be a Great friend in the funhouse. So I tried to get his attention, I tried to help him, and have FUN with him. All the while, there loomed something that is always watching, but I kept it at bay. Rey Mysterio was my new friend and I needed to protect him, but he didn't seem keen on joining me. So after Heatwave, when we danced under that pale moonlight...Rey got a taste of his own inner awakening, and I was ready to move on. It sure as heck was a bummer, but at least Rey could harness a little of his inner BEAST and make something of himself...But then....Rey Mysterio made a Grave mistake. He openly called for me, he would beckon me against his opponent and...got ̷H̸i̷s̸ attention. When he threatened me and my funhouse openly, it set in motion his own demise. In our tag match I tried to see if ignoring him would help, I tried to see if Helping him would help, but no...H̷e̶ ̷...had already made up his mind and I tried to put Rey down myself before he could make it to what H̴e̸ ̴ has planned.

Bray seems genuinely upset, looking down at the ground he rest his hands on his chest.

Rey, if some shred of you would truly consider me as much of a friend, as I consider you, Please stay where you are. Maybe, if we stay REAL quiet



H̴e̸ ̴ might think I did take you out in our tag match and you pose no threat anymore. Maybe try another mask, wrestle with another name. And we can all move on from this.

Bray frowns deeply, shaking his head.

Oh but I know you hermano, you were always too proud. *Whiney*

A stock horse whiney is heard as Rhodey The Horse shows up gallops into frame, as Bray puts his hand to his mouth worriedly and steps out of frame.

Rhodey The Horse: Rey, I am above all else Prideful. I mastered every single part of this business until I was untouchable, not Strongest or Fastest, but the right mixture of each attribute to skate by anyone in my way. I was so skilled, I openly challenged entire Locker rooms and still won, but it is in that perfection that I recognized peoples Strengths instead of their weakness. It doesn't matter if your knee is a target Rey, if you've got enough heart to fight through it, You attack a strength and it changes the gameplan. However, in your situation...There is No Gameplan. I am the Perfect being, but this is an other worldly Being. Pride comes before a fall, and I'd question your own pride...because you haven't fathomed the Fall this is.

Rhodey gallops off, and from behind the bench pops up Cabrito.

Cabrito: Rey, vato, we go waay way back. And you know, back in those days we could take on Anybody. Ese we ran this company, and no matter how much people whined and tried, there was Mira, NO BODY at our level. Whether they were big timers like Shawn, scrappy fighters like Corey, even psychos like Sami, they all fell by the wayside to us. Pero jefe, what made us a success, was being able to pick our battles, este no es un "Battle". Corre vato, Corre.

Bray comes back on screen, Cabrito falling down out of sight.



Bray Wyatt: Guys guys, that's enough, Rey Mysterio was a Super Hero. He wouldn't back down from anything, that's why I know how I'm referring to him, in past tense. Rey, You have dug your own grave...and now you have to lie in it. I just want you to remember all the Great times we've had together...I know it might seem like a short time but in the Grand Scheme of things it was still a pretty hefty chunk of what was your career. And don't worry about Dominik or Aalyah, they are grown up but if they ever need a father figure to guide them through the rest of their lives they can come to uncle Brays Firefly Funhouse where the Fun never has to end. As for you though, the only thing I can impart on you is a warning. What you face at Summerslam is no man, villain, or star. He is going to protect the Funhouse by unleashing an inner bubbling darkness locked away. Grave Consequences wasn't chosen as a way to beat you down and put you in a coffin, if it were that...the match would be called a Casket match. Grave Consequences is for everything The Fiend is going to do to you, openly and without barriers. And as the pain and suffering fills your every crevice and molecule, you will remember the past month as sunshine and rainbows in comparison. To the point, where you will be crawling away from him, banging on the door of that coffin as hard as your aching muscles allow you to, shouting into that empty abyss inside that strikes fear into the minds and hearts of everyone else, Shouting "please Oh please...



L̶̛͇E̸͋ͅT̶̺͝ ̴̝͋M̵̘͑E̸̲̾ ̸͎͠Ǐ̴̤N̶͙̚

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Sanshiro Takagi finishes speaking, he isn't left waiting long as the silence is filtered out by a weird sound.



Not only is it a weird sound to begin with, it makes it even weirder that it is Ultramantis Black's theme song. The crowd are looking confused at this as Spike Dudley makes his way out the back with Stacy Keibler holding his hand. Spike doesn't bother with his usual stuff as they make their way quickly down to the ring. Stacy just slides straight in, not worrying about her usual theatrics with the apron as Spike slides in as well. Spike grabs a mic as Stacy grabs one as well. They come back to the centre of the ring as Spike looks towards Sanshiro, showing no emotion what so ever.



Spike Dudley: What do you think hey? I thought I may as well give my potential new theme song a go.

Spike says this almost jokingly but his expression is just blank. No smile for him at all as it seems he is still wrestling with his own thoughts.

Spike: Just when I think I was ready to make a decision... you Sanshiro come out and challenge me to fight Ultramantis Black at Summerslam. I'm unsure of why you would want this match up to happen. This isn't like your tag team match at Heatwave where if you won, you got new members. This is just a straight up fight that I will have to go through. Please tell me, why is this happening? Did you see the way we worked together to beat Rey MYsterio & Bray Wyatt on Revolution? I listened to everything you said and I followed orders. Did it help me come to a decision? Nope but it certainly helped me go further to one side. I feel like I was just about to be able to give you an answer and then I'm told I have to fight my potential team mate.

Spike looks towards Ultramantis now, still motionless as he speaks to the former UWF Champion.

Spike: Sanshiro tells me you are in a different league to myself. Sanshiro said Team DDT is a weird family that I should join because I'm use to weird family. Tell me this Ultramantis, why did you want me to join you if you are in a different league and we all know weird families don't need more weirdos to put up with. A few weirdos is quite well enough but I've seen you fight. I believe you are in a league of your own and I must thank you for letting me make the decision on my own. I understand that patience will finally run out and I will have to give you my decision but tell me, it seems you don't care what way I go. You want me to make a statement against you or show you that I'm not worthy. Can you understand why I'm so confused. I get it, you are a complex dude but I have been getting so many mixed signals. I admit we worked well in our tag team match but only because I listened. What would have happened if I pushed back? What happens if I disagreed with you on what was best. I don't need to be on top of Team DDT, all I need to know is if I will fit in. What happens at Summerslam if I beat you? I have so many questions and instead of giving me answers.... Team DDT has just given me more and more questions every week with their actions. You are the man that spearheaded Team DDT into UWF so I'm not surprised but what I intend to do at Summerslam is give it my all. I'll think long and hard what is the best way to go... whether it's to beat you or maybe it's to just lay down and let you win. I'm not sure what you want me to do, I have no idea what Sanshiro wants me to do so like I said.... At Summerslam.... I'll give you my best.

Spike lowers the mic, looking towards Team DDT, waiting to hear back from his two potential future team mates as Stacy rubs his shoulders.

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PAUL HEYMAN


Please excuse me kind sirs, but I'm afraid I would be doing everyone here a severe injustice if I didn't interject. I have seen this song and dance far to many times to allow it to happen again. All of you combined do not possess the amount of accolades that my client has. Not a single one of you is fit enough to hold his jock strap, let alone claim to be man enough to take down him and the others here and climb a ladder to grab that glorious prize. 


Paul Heyman takes a glance over to Depsy.

I need to ask this, and I do mean it with all due respect...are you on some mind altering drugs? The mere idea that my client if afraid of Suzuki is absolutely appalling. Brock Lesnar fears no man in this ring, and certainly no man in the back. Once again I would bring up to everyone here that Suzuki is in fact not here, which makes you wonder doesn't it? Why is he cowering in the back? I'll tell you why Depsy...its because he fears Brock Lesnar. He knows deep down that there isn't a play in his book that is going to best my client, especially when he has a ring full of other men trying to best him at the same exact time. Brock Lesnar and Suzuki were cut from a piece of the same cloth...both star MMA fighters and both very successful throughout their entire sporting career. This match tonight? This is the icing on the cake of a very long journey for my client. Suzuki will always be a glorified MMA talent, all the while Brock Lesnar will leave him in the dust, and do what it is he simply cannot...become champion. Braun Strowman is right...Suzuki is a scared little bitch.

Paul points over to Strowman.

Speaking of the devil, there you are! You see men like myself and Simon Dean need not waste anymore of our time on errand boys such as Depsy. Real managers know how to get the job done and get the point across, which is why I wonder what you are really doing out here. I think you are glancing right over the very simple right out in front of you facts. Fact number one...you still can't seem to get over the fact that you had help to beat my client. Years from now when someone takes out that old record book, dusts off the cover, and decides to look up one night when Bruan Strowman collided with Brock Lesnar, they will see the W under your name...but then right next to the name will be a little asterisk. Then when they look down at the bottom of the page they will see that the asterisk means helped with this win by a small man in a mask. Braun stop believing that you are something you aren't. You are not a monster, because I mean lets face it, Simon Dean is by your side, and you haven't really had the best win loss record for someone who is twice the size of most of the men here tonight.

Paul looks WARHORSE and OC up and down.

You know I gotta tell ya WARHORSE, I would be hard pressed to imagine a time to which you did not yell at everything in the world. Time after time after time you have come out here a yelled and screamed at my client, and for what? A handful of losses and some hurt feelings I suppose. How many times is it going to take for you to learn that you can't beat my client. Tonight it is every man for himself and if you think for a second that my client is going to sit idly by and let you get more than a single rung up on that ladder before he drags your ass back down? Are you even listening to what I'm saying? MAYBE IF I START YELLING IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION I WILL BE TALKING YOUR LANGUAGE EH? WARHORSE MY VERY DUMB ADVERSARY, YOU HAVE LESS OF A CHANCE THAN ANYONE TONIGHT AND YOU CAN EITHER ACCEPT IT, OR LEARN THE HARD WAY.

Look at you little Orange Cassidy and your group of merry men. You know this may be an unpopular opinion of sorts, but I happen to like this little gimmick you have going on here. I mean you guys are quite amusing. You get the crowd going and generally speaking, you seem like a very likeable guy. Well Mister Cassidy my client is here to break up your little party and bring you back from your little dream world into reality, and the reality of it is that you really have no place in this match to begin with. I mean you are here because WALTER is a coward and they did some random bingo type lottery draw and suddenly Orange Cassidy gets the biggest break of his career. Axel is right in the fact that you should take some lessons in ladder climbing before attempting to climb the most dangerous ladders you will ever encounter.

Curtis are you still paying attention over there? You know I often wonder what daddy dearest would think of you now. I mean you are far far from perfect, and might I add your father was MUCH better than you are. You know what you both share? You both have that same arrogance, with the exception of a towel and smacking chewing gum into the stands. You both walk around like you are something of a prized possession in this industry, and I gotta say, it's such a load of crap. You see you and your pops are so much alike, but the one thing he had that you don't was class. He walked the walk and talked the talk. He was one of the very best performers I've ever seen, and you would do very well to watch some tapes and take a few lessons from him. Just one final thought for you as well...there is no third place when it comes to Brock Lesnar. There is Brock Lesnar, and then everyone else...all of you would do well to remember that.

[fja]

*we see Cedric hyping up the crowd before coming down to the ring and grabbing a mic*



Cedric: How's everyone doing??? *crowd cheers* Thank you!. I'm doing fine too!. Now let's move on to the matter at hand. Apparently, i have to face the man i saved from an assault and the man who was about to assault him before i came in to the rescue. This is kind of an interesting situation because it's like the whole match's existence depends of me even if i didn't want to face Rowan haha.


*Cedric thinks about what to say before continuing*

Cedric: So, Rowan. I warned you to let bygones be bygones yet you didn't listen and here we are. A triple threat match. Soooo. It didn't work out that well at Revolution the whole "picking up your peace until there's nothing but blood left" thing didn't work for you mate?. After all, you were the first one to be taken out on that 6 man tag. If you think about it, the same thing that Rowan said prior to the 6 man tag will happen again, even if he doesn't say it'll happen due to the match having no dqs. And what does that mean?. Simple, i'm winning, after all, if he got taken out first after saying those words and trying that thing, if he tries it again, he'll be the one pinned and i'll be the one pinning him not because of the situation but because i know how to beat Rowan. I did it before and i'll do it again.

*Cedric now breaths and continues*

Cedric: Now, now, now. Time to talk about the big dawg, Roman Reigns. While people normally would think you're the less threatening in every match you're in. I don't think so. After all, you got WAY more offense against Shibata that you should have gotten. Hell, you took me and Rowan down on the 6 man tag, even if by accident!. So yeah, as bizarre as it may same, the person i saved from Rowan, is the one with the most chances of winning if we go by what happened on the last two weeks. That said, as much as i respect Roman, i'm gonna win this match. You caught me by surprise on Revolution, it won't happen again on Summerslam. I know now that i gotta try to keep my distance away from Rowan when you try something since otherwise you'll probably hit me by accident and if i do that plus taking my chances, i should be able to get the win. Plus, forget about me helping you on this match since the only one with a grudge against someone is Rowan who has a grudge with me and you said you planned on fighting Shibata in the future or something?. So yeah, no need for me to help you out.


*Cedric shrugs his shoulders before lowering his mic, while the crowd cheers, so Roman or Rowan can come to the ring and answer*

[George]

After a lengthy tirade from Paul Heyman aside his pet rabbit, Brock Lesnar, the Warhorse steps forward with his microphone being pretty loud with his stomps, to cement that he’s here with pride, and represents fully himself, and will stand at the top of the ladder briefcase in hand. He glares right forward into blank space because the ring’s getting crowded and this is directed to everyone who doesn’t have at least 10 metal playlists, and that’s everyone in the ring other than the man himself, the Ass Ruler, the future owner of a throne, the Warhorse himself.



WARHORSE: LOOK IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES IF YOU WANT TO STAND AROUND JACKING EACH OTHER OFF, I GET THAT WHEN PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH THAT’S THEIR WANTS AND NEEDS BUT THE WARHORSE IS HERE TO SHOOT THE BREEZE WITH YOU ALL, NOT TO SHOOT OFF IN SOME OTHER WAY IN THIS LITTLE CIRCLEJERK YOU HAVE GOING ALONG HERE FOLKS. SHIT, IF I HAVE TO RUN DOWN YOU ALL… STOP LOOKING AT THE WARHORSE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE ALL DOING. YOU’RE STANDING THERE THINKING “OOH THEY’LL BE MY FRIEND IF I KEEP ON WORKING HARD AND STICKING ALONG WITH IT”. THE WARHORSE SAYS THAT SHIT IS BULLSHIT. IF YOUR EGO IS THAT CRUSHED ALREADY YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BE IN THIS RING TALKING THE TALK WITH THE WARHORSE.

YOU SHOULD BE IN COUNSELLING, OR TALKING TO A THERAPIST, THE WARHORSE DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEMS, YOUR GODDAMN WHINES, AND YOUR DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS. I DON’T GET PAID EXTRA FOR IT, I GET PAID FOR LAYING PEOPLE OUT, RULING ASSES, AND SLAMMING FUCKIN’ BEERS PAL… MAYBE THE WARHORSE DOESN’T GET PAID A LOT FOR THE LAST FACTOR, BUT HELL, DO THAT FOR TWENTY YEARS AND TELL ME HOW YOUR KIDNEYS ARE HOLDING UP. I DOUBT THEY’LL BE COMFY COSY. THE WARHORSE DIGRESSES, BUT NEVERTHELESS, DRINK RESPONSIBLY KIDS.

The Warhorse gives a cheesy grin into the hard camera as they give him a cheeky Okada zoom with a thumbs up thrown, the government loves people using their catchphrases for free, maybe they should buy the Warhorse a beer sometime to compensate.

WHAT THE WARHORSE NEEDS RIGHT NOW IS FOR ALL OF YOU TO FIND THE NEAREST MIRROR AND TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT WHERE YOUR AT, WHERE YOU’RE GOING AND STUFF ALL THAT SHIT DOWN THE SINK, BECAUSE FRANKLY, AS MENTIONED BEFORE, THE WARHORSE DOESN’T GIVE A RAT SHIT, AND YOU SHOULD’VE LEARNED THAT ALREADY. THAT’S WHAT ALL YOU NOT-SO-COOL CATS AND KITTENS NEED, A FUCKING REALITY CHECK AND A BRAIN. IT’D HELP YOU A LOT, IN THE LONG RUN, THE WARHORSE PROMISES. YET THE WARHORSE ALREADY HEARS YOUR WHINES “OOH THAT’S REALLY IRONIC MR WARHORSE, SIR”, WELL TAKE YOUR FUCKING DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW AND FUCK OFF ELSEWHERE BUD.

THE WARHORSE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITTY GAME OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN YUGIOH CARDS, AND HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR SHITTY ASS STATISTICS. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, A SPORTSBOOK? NOBODY CARES, GUY. IT AIN’T WINNING YOU MORE MATCHES, IT AIN’T EVEN CREDIBILITY. HELL, I CAN ALREADY SEE AT LEAST FOUR OF YOU GETTING OFFENDED AND I HAVEN’T EVEN THROWN A NAME OUT THERE. SAYS A LOT DOESN’T IT? IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE THEY WANT TO CALL CHALLENGERS, THREATS TO THE WARHORSE’S BRIEFCASE, THE WARHORSE’S FAME AND GODDAMN GLORY.

BOOHOO BITCHES, GO CRY TO YOUR MOMMA BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY PERSON WHO’S GONNA HEAR YOU OUT. WHAT’S IT DOING FOR YOU? SINKING YOU FURTHER I BET, FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM THE WARHORSE, FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM VICTORY, WELL UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU FOLKS YOU’VE BEEN DROWNING SINCE YOU’VE STEPPED INSIDE THIS RING. THE WORST PART ABOUT IS YOU WON’T KNOW IT UNTIL THE WARHORSE HAS THAT BRIEFCASE IN HIS HANDS. THE WARHORSE CAN SEE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR, AND HELL YOU DON’T WANNA SEE IT, FINE. BUT DON’T LIE TO THE WARHORSE AND HIS FANS BLATANTLY LIKE THAT.

Warhorse looks out of the ring to finish up his speech, as all of the folk inside of the ring are friggin ugly and need a shower at least.

IT’S FUNNY THOUGH, HOW QUICKLY YOU COUNT ME AND THEM OUT. HOW QUICKLY YOU WISH THAT I WASN’T A STANDING, BEATING, HORSE OF WAR STANDING HERE WAITING ON YOUR FIRST MISTAKE, AND THAT’S INEVITABLE COMING AROUND. IF IT’S ALL TALK AND ALL LIES WHY DO YOU ALL CLEARLY HAVE A TRAIL OF PISS STREAMING DOWN YOUR LEG… THE WARHORSE WAS LYING BUT YOU ALL CLEARLY BELIEVED IN IT, BECAUSE YOU FEAR THE WARHORSE AND WHAT HE CAN BECOME.

AND YOU CAN STUFF IT ALL UP YOUR ASSES AS THE WARHORSE RULES ‘EM, BECAUSE THE WARHORSE SAID IT ONCE AND HE’LL SAY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. HE DOESN’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT ANY OF YOU FOLK, HE JUST WANTS THAT BIG OL’ BRIEFCASE, AND IF YOU ASK THE WARHORSE, IT’S ON THE WAY.

Warhorse lowers his microphone.

[Chase]

Rey Mysterio: Finally... Finally I am who I wanted to be all along



Rey Mysterio: Remember when I was first talking in this mirrior. I remember talking to the weaker version of myself. I was talking too a man who was afraid to be the real Rey Mysterio. It was actually quite pathetitic honestly. Weak Rey Rey how are you doing mi amigo? Are you doing okay?

'Real' Rey Mysterio: You monster you need to understand what you're doing is wrong. You need to supress yourself inside of me true evil doesn't reign supreme.

Rey Mysterio: Evil? See this is the problem with you, and everyone else on the roster everyone wants to label me as the villain when all I have done is protect each and every single one of them. What I am doing now is going to thank Bray Wyatt by kicking his ass and sending him to an early grave.

'Real' Rey Mysterio: No doing that won't do anything that is what he wants. That demon I have seen it in my dreams. Bray wants you to take him out. By supressing yourself into me trust me I can stop him. A monster can't stop a monster only a hero can. Please you need to listen. You have been so focused fighting this thing that you don't know what you're getting yourself into. You need to let me come back. Let me face this thing. With you supressed into me and ending this confusion it will make us stronger. Right now you're only half of me because you won't accept this 'weak' side of you.

Rey Mysterio: Cállate I don't need to hear it from you anymore because you see what I did was finally get to Bray. He was done playing with you. He didn't want to be with you. You say me supress into you. Why don't you supress into me. It was because of me Rey all those dreams became true. All those title reigns. All those championship defenses it was because of me. You did nothing. You wanrt to play pretend and have everyone love you and what happened? You did that and they walked all over you. They used you as a pawn. That is when you heard my voice for the very first time. You heard me tell you to get a group. You heard me tell you that uou needed help. I did that I made you. You went from a novelty act to a legit boneafide star. Yet you want to think I am evil. Listen here you the reason you are who you are is because I grew a spine, and that spine is what is going to lead me and you to success. You know what I am done talking to you today.

Rey turns to the camera and he speaks.

Rey Mysterio: Lo siento senor Bray I really mean it. I didn't mean to waste time talking to my otherself. You see he just doesn't get it. He doesn't understand all the work I put in for him all the time and effort into making him the hero he is today. You understand Bray you put in so much work to play with me. You wanted to play with me so bad and face the real Rey Mysterio. You wanted the Rey that will do everything and here I am Bray. You have awaken me just like I have awaken you. You see Bray this whole goal was to face that image the other Rey was talking about. This facade of a monster you have living inside of you I wanted to face that. I wanted to face him.

Rey goes to an area where he sees a mask. The same mask that he wore after Eddie Guerrero buried him alive years ago.

Rey Mysterio: See Bray you awakened the real me. Not what that mirror version thinks who I am. What I want to do Bray is take you out just like I did with everyone else in my way. The Funhouse it won't need protecting because it is going to be cancelled. Bray this monster I am letting him in, because in some way you already woken the monster inside of me. So at Grave Consequences I would say goodbye to your friends. Carbito, Rhodey, Breezy I think is one of the puppets names. I would say goodbye to them or at least let them know that the funhouse is over. That you are going to be living in an enternal grave. Maybe not you but this thing you keep talking about will. So Bray I am letting him in. I am wanting everything you bring to me because just know Bray.

Rey puts onto the mask the room gets darker and he speaks into the camera



Rey Mysterio: There is finally no strings attached on me. Hasta pronto amigo.

The scene fades away

[wasabi]

Ultramantis Black hops down from his seat on the turnbuckle to begin speaking to Spike Dudley face to face.

Ultramantis Black: Make no mistake, I am sure this is a confusing prospect for me to challenge you. But bear in mind my own mindset, your journey here has been one of concern and indecision. And while I am understanding, I also ask you to understand your own inaction has consequences. In this case it is for me to wonder if you hold any bindings or resentment. Both of which you will need to break free of in order to beat me. And yes this is a big risk that I am taking as I am seen as the leader of team DDT in a sense if you beat me the question of where to go from there will be on your mind. Another decision in a long line of decisions for you. But that is the lesson I wish to impart on you, you have been gifted the curse of free will and will know that every action you take will have consequences, even if that action is inaction. And consider this match the arrowhead.

He begun pacing back and forth.

Ultramantis Black: But I am not a complex man, this is a simple match with a simple premise. I wish to measure your ability. Mr. Takagi feels that you are a good fit in the business sense and believes he can make a star out of you. But you and I both know that the best way to truly feel it out is by wrestling it out in the ring. For a long time you've expressed that you'd be left behind, a sentiment that is understandable. But I welcome you to give me your best shot, and then some. For I want to know the true power of spike dudley, and then should you accept we can go from there.