Post by Danny on Sept 2, 2020 20:55:31 GMT -6
As the opening video finishes, things go live to the inside of the arena as pyrotechnics go off from the stage and the camera pans around to get a shot of the Revolution fans in attendance before panning to the commentary table where Corey Graves, Mauro Ranallo, and Tom Phillips are standing by.
Mauro Ranallo: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Revolution! I’m Mauro Ranallo joined by my broadcasting partners Tom Phillips and former International Champion Corey Graves.
Corey Graves: Summerslam has passed and we've got a new UWF Champion!
Tom Phillips: We'll be hearing from him later tonight but we've got some good matches too. The returning Hornswoggle takes of Curtis Axel in singles competition.
Mauro Ranallo: Bo Dallas squares off with Spike Dudley
Corey Graves: and in a battle of buffoons, Orange Cassidy takes of WARHORSE. Ugh!
Tom Phillips: Cedric Alexander will try to continue his momentum to upset the former UWF Champion Ultramantis Black. Plus it's Sweet N' Sour vs Yano & Ishii for the World Tag Team Championships
Mauro Ranallo: But first let's kick off tonight with some tag team action! The Dynamic Duo take on the Models of Perfection and it happens right now!
As the house lights dim down and spotlights begin to shine on the stage, the UWF’s resident supermodel walks onto the stage. With a turn, he smiles, but just as he spins around, his song fades out and into...
Shawn Spears comes out right beside his teammate, and the two give a quick handshake on the stage.
Tony Chimel: “At a combined weight of 430 lbs, Tyler Breeze and Shawn Spears, The Models of Perfection!”
As Chimel finishes announcing the pair, Spears takes the lead in walking down the ramp, Breeze following shortly thereafter while continuing to stare at the reflection of his phone’s camera. Neither man give any attention to the fans, only pausing as Spears hops onto the apron. Breeze walks over to the side, and just as Tyler spins himself onto the apron, Spears raises both fists up in a synchronized pose. Spears looks down at Tyler, telling him to get up, and then hops over the top rope and into the ring. Breeze follows suit, and Spears begins warming up while Breeze drapes himself over the top rope, continuing to admire his face in the phone camera.
The funky beat of Walk The Moon's "Headphones" plays and the crowd starts to boo as it means the arrival of the former World Tag Team Champions, Sami Zayn and Becky Lynch.
Tony Chimel: At a combined weight of 346 pounds, Sami Zayn and Becky Lynch, the Dynamic Duo!
The Dynamic Duo come out from the back dancing up a storm, not a care in the world for the fans or their opponents. In these moments, its just two friends having a good time. They dance all the way down the ramp and slide into the ring. They pose on the separate turnbuckles while still bobbing their head to the music. They jump down and get ready for their match.
DING DING!
As the ring bell sounds, in the corner of the Dynamic Duo it’s decided that Sami will start the match for his team as Becky steps through the ropes and takes her place on the apron. In the corner of the Models of Perfection, it’s decided that Spears will start the match for his team as Breeze steps through the ropes and takes his place on the apron. Spears motions for a lock-up and Sami looks to oblige but then slips underneath and runs over to the Models’ corner, knocking Breeze off the apron with a Helluva Kick. Spears sees this and grabs Sami angrily but when he turns him around, Zayn connects with a thumb to the eye and follows up with a kick to the stomach.
As Shawn hunches over from the kick, Sami picks him up and drops him with the Blue Thunder Bomb but instead of going for the pin, he heads over and tags in Becky, who hurries over to Shawn and applies the Disarmer as Spears starts tapping out.
Tony Chimel:Here are your winners, the Dynamic Duo!
The action in the ring has been explosive so far as Revolution is living up to the hype as the camera's suddenly switch to the backstage area, showing a close up of Renee Young. The crowd start to cheer the blonde bombshell as she starts to talk.
Renee Young: Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Renee Young and right now I would like you to welcome my guests, The Dudley Boyz & The Duchess of Dudleyville, Stacy Keibler.
The camera pans out, showing the trio of Bubba, D-Von & Spike Dudley stepping into shot along with Stacy Keibler. Bubba and D-Von have massive smiles on their faces as Stacy matches them as well. Spike seems focused as he knows he has some business to take care of tonight.
Renee: Thank you for joining me. Now at Summerslam, Spike you had a pretty good night, beating Former UWF Champion, Ultramantis Black but after the match, he took his frustrations out on you. What do you have to say to that?
Renee puts the mic towards Spikes mouth but Stacy hijacks it and steps in front of him with the microphone going to her instead.
Stacy: You are damn right honey, at Summerslam, my Spikey beat Team DDT's leader and showed him what we would bring to the table. Normally we just bring the table and drill people through it but we thought we would go a different way. We questioned what would happen to us if Spikey beat Ultramantis Black & we got our answer. You see, Team DDT sold the dream perfectly. Business cards were giving and no pressure was applied. They had my head turned but Spike was still 50/50 the whole time. What Ultramantis Black did at Summerslam was shoot himself in the foot. He shot himself in the foot so badly that I'm not quite sure we can save it. We might have to amputate, that's how bad it's got.
Renee: So what you are saying is that after the attack at Summerslam, Spike has decided against joining Team DDT?
Stacy: That is exactly what I am saying. Black's attack woke Spikey up to what he needed to do. It woke myself up to what needed to be done and that was to decide against joining Team DDT. Let's be honest, Summerslam was horrible for those guys. Spikey beats Ultramantis Black, he turns into a big crybaby and assaults my man. Their big recruit managed to get HIS NECK driven into the mat and turned into a big crybaby and looking likely he won't be around anytime soon. Did we want that for our future? Bad losers & injuries glory for Spike? Nope, we have a reputation to withhold and look who was there when Spikey needed him. Not Sanshiro, he was helping beat Spikey down.... no it was his brothers that were there. I thought Sanshiro was a great business man but what I realized was that he was living in a dream world... a dream world we ain't going to be apart of.
Renee: I'm glad you did bring your tag team into it as although Spike had a great win at Summerslam, Bubba & D-Von had another loss added to their collection even eating the final pin to crown the new champs. That makes it 4 Pay Per View losses in a row now as well as a few losses on Revolutions as well. What has happened to The Dudley Boyz?
Renee puts the mic towards Stacy's mouth but this time, she gets interrupted by Bubba who steps forward. He has a pretty pissed off look on his face as D-Von bites his lip. Renee understands Bubba wants to speak as she puts the mic towards his mouth.
Bubba: Well isn't that just a smack in the face to two proud men who make up the greatest tag team in UWF history...... or do we? What have we done recently we always ask ourselves but you just answered that. 4 straight Pay Per View losses now. Where does the Dudley Boyz go from here hey? Hell, even one of the losses took away our sole record of 3 title reigns having to share it with The Dynamic Duo.
D-Von: I think that's the problem right there..... The Dudleyz are so caught up in the past that we always bring it up. It's what we have done for you but never what we have done for you lately. We are looking back to far because we were successful instead of transforming with the times. We don't even know what a DVD is so how can we go around selling them? We still see Stacy as the perfect manager for us and the perfect manager for Spike where as Sami Zayn saw Becky Lynch as the perfect partner. Maybe we need to slap ourselves into the new century. Maybe we need to do something different. We have been so caught up with what Spike has been doing that we have forgotten about ourselves. We need to turn this around and once we do... the UWF Tag Teams better watch out.
Stacy: And that is partially my fault. I've been all about Spike and neglected my boys for so long well right now it changes. Spike doesn't need me in UWF at this moment in time. I'll still be around to help him but my main focus now is Bubba & D-Von and getting them back to where they belong. That is my goal, to make them great again. I'm going to put my all into it and I will turn this around. I always do and you want to know why you can take that to the bank...... because it's come straight from the Hancock's mouth.
Stacy finishes up saying what she is saying as she looks towards Bubba & D-Von. She nods her head, patting them on the back. Both brothers have that smile come back across their face. It seems like big words but we shall see if it amounts to anything. Spike looks towards his brothers with a smile etching across his face now as he seems happy. Renee looks towards the camera as it fades to black.
Renee Young: Hello UWF universe! I'm standing just outside the venue where Revolution is taking place, here to ask fans who didn't manage to get into the show what they thought about what unfolded last week at Summerslam, let's go!
Renee starts walking around with the camera following her, she finally spots a fan, she approaches and asks away
Renne Young:Hello Ma'am, Renee Young here, UWF TV, as you probably know Summerslam was last week and a lot of things happened but perhaps most importantly we got ourselves new tag champions in Sweet N Sour and a new UWF champion in Minoru Suzuki, what do you have to say abo...
Renee doesn't even get to finish her sentence before the lady rips the mic out of her hand
Crazy Fan #1: THIS IS KAREN MCDOWELL AND I'M HERE TO CALL A BOYCOTT ON UWF! THEY CAN'T CONTINUE AIRING THEIR SHOW NOW THAT THE DEVIL HIMSELF IS THEIR CHAMPION! I HAVE KIDS I DON'T WANT THEM WATCHING THAT! CANCEL UWF! CANCEL UWF!
Renee pulls the mic while kicking Karen away and she's eventually able to take it back and get the hell away from her, luckily for her, she ends up near another fan, a rather heavy guy wearing an Affliction shirt
Renee Young: Hey man how you doing? I'm Renee Young from UWF TV and I just wanted to hear your thoughts about what happened last week at Summerslam.
This time Renee makes sure to keep her distance but we can still hear the gentlemen on the mic
Crazy Fan #2: UWF? Oh no I don't watch that crap, have ya heard about XRFWL? now that is a good promotion, Mave Deltzer reported that two weeks ago they beat UWF's rating by 0.09! have fun being the losers, losers.
The man proceeds to naruto sprint past the camera and when it turns around to find him, he's already gone! the camera turns back to Renee who buries her face in her palm, she just can't catch a break today, OR CAN SHE? a few meters behind the lovely fellow stands an old lady with her back turned to us, the cameraman points it out to Renee who gives this interviewing shtick only last go before moving to KRFWL
Renee Young: Hi there, UWF TV, what do you have to say about the shocking events that occurred last week at Summerslam?
The old lady slowly turns around as she answers
Old Lady: Sh.. sho.. shocking? NOT AT ALL!
The old lady finishes turning around and we find out she's not a lady and she's not old, she's a young man named El Desperado! Renee has seen everything in this business, she's unphased
Renee Young: Oh El Desperado, yay, before I ask you any Summerslam questions, why the hell are you still wearing the costume?
El Desperado: When that unintelligent, untalented brute Braun Strowman slammed me through the table then fell on me the costume got into some really tight places and sort of stuck to my body but that doesn't matter because the ultimate goal was achieved! what I always said will happen happened! there'll be no more denying, deflecting or being oblivious, Minoru Suzuki is the most dangerous, dominatiiiii
KO'R: GRANNA!
The Diabetic Dragon runs up from behind and gives El Desperado, who he as evidently mistaken as his Grandmother (see Revolution 5/27/20), the biggest, tightest hug.
KO'R: Oh my gosh! I've missed you since I moved out to Philadelphia. But guess what! You'll never guess what! So I'll just tell you! Me and Larry - remember Larry? He came over for a sleepover that one time. Anyway, we won the UWF World Tag Team Championships! Us! We did it! Also Asuka was there. You haven't met her yet. She's a she. Whatever. I don't care. Cause we're champions again and everyone was wrong about us.
Renee Young: Uh, Kyle? That isn't your Gran -
KO'R: Shut up Renee. This is family business. Haven't you seen the Godfather? Me and my Granna are catching up. She's probably very proud of me in the way you, a person who has never twice won the UWF World Tag Team Championships, has never felt or known or will feel or know. And I'm sorry but also not sorry. Cause this are moment and you're being ants at a picnic right now.
So anyway Granna, like I was saying, things are just really great and I know you've hated flying on planes since 9/11 but I'm so so so happy you decided to come out for the show tonight. It's honestly such a huge surprise! What made you want... to...
As Kyle releases his hug and spins his Grandmother around to get a better look at her, it dawns on him. This isn't his Grandmother at all. Renee was right. It's his estranged husband. The man he hasn't seen, and who hasn't seen him, in months, and before that, even more months. Even though they work at the same place. They are the UWF's star-crossed lovers. The power couple. The dreamiest team. Their wedding captured the hearts of the nations and to this day, remains the highest rated segment in company history. But love is complicated. Its a ball of yarn, and beneath that, a Rubik's Cube, and above that, a force of nature. A love as powerful and passionate at this burns bright and hot and some would say that like a comet tearing through the galaxy, it wasn't meant to last. Others would argue that this - their relationship - is the only truly real, tangible, and worthwhile thing in this whole circus they call professional wrestling, and without this heart pumping the lifeblood into the soul of the sport, it would all be for not.
Kyle whispers...
KO'R: Despy?
Despy: Kyle?
KO'R: I.. I thought you were my grandma, I didn't mean to...
Despy: No no it's fine.
It isn't fine, Despy's insides are still the consistency of jelly after the MITB match and Kyle just squeezed them hard, real hard, he winces and there's silence, no one knows what to say and it stays that way for what feels like years but was actually like a minute until Renee finally makes a move
Renee Young: So you two haven't seen each other in a long time, mind telling us how you are feeling?
Renee shoves the mic right to Despy's face, he takes a deep breath and responds
Despy: So you're tag champions again huh? how many times have you won it now? 10?
Despy chuckles painfully as Renee realizes she just gotta play along if she wants screentime and moves the mic to Kyle
KO'R: Actually it's the second. Or maybe third. Wrestlemania was confusing.
Despy: Oh
And back to silence we go! they just sort of awkwardly stare at each other, they both love the other dearly but how do they know that the other feels the same way? they can him but what if he says no? what will they do with all this emotion that's been bottling up inside them for the better part of a year maybe even more? Renee just stands there between them not knowing what to do, she can feel the raw romantic and sexual energy oozing from both men but also the awkwardness in the air, she finally devises a way out, she pretends to get a phone call and gives Kyle the mic then sprints away, hoping to find Crazy Fan #2 who could point her to the XRFWL headquarters
KO'R: So... I saw your boss won the big championship, that's cool
Despy: Yeah... he's not really my boss tho, it's kind of hard to explain
KO'R: Oh ok, are you guys like... friends or something? do you have sleepovers?
Kyle's face turn dangerously red, is it jealousy? is it embarrassment? is it love? is it all of the above and more? probably the latter
Despy: What? no no, he's sort of like... I don't know, my idol? yes, god I don't remember the last time I had a sleepover
KO'R: I had one with Larry at Granna's a few weeks ago, it was the best but now that we got that girl with us I don't think we'll be able to do sleepovers.
Despy's eyes beam up, he can see that Kyle has lowered the massive walls he built around his pure catholic heart and Despy can once again access it
Despy: You can always have sleepovers with me
Kyle's face turn even redder, Despy looks at him with puppy eyes, Kyle takes a deep breath, he was dreading this moment, he still loves Despy but he left him alone for all this time, Despy is clearly hurt too though and isn't forgiving and accepting the most important part of a relationship?
KO'R: Umm... ah... I don't know Despy, Asuka is a brutal slumlord, her dad isn't nice either and you live in a warehouse or something, we can't do a proper sleepover
You can see the soul leaving Despy's body as Kyle says that and he's left as a pile of jelly intestines in tights, Suzuki-Gun shirt and a dope mask
Despy: O... Oh ok, I think somebody needed me back there I'll go now.
Despy turns his back to Kyle and begins slowly walking away, Kyle can't help but look as his broken husband walks away, he thinks of everything they've bee through together, the meeting at the doctor, the fro-yo date, Despy's proposal and finally the wedding, the memories hit him hard and a single tear is seen running down his face and the camera moves to Despy who's still walking away slowly, his head is basically buried at the ground, Suzuki may be the champ now and Despy can take some credit for that, but what is it worth if Despy doesn't have Kyle with him, or does he?
KO'R: Despy! wait!
Despy stops and Kyle starts running to catch up to him
KO'R:I... I love you
Despy raises his head and looks at Kyle with the biggest smile on his face
Despy: I love you too Kyle
Kyle leans in to kiss Despy and the luchador accepts the warm embrace of his lovers' lips, the camera circles the couple, filming them from all angles, and the whole time they don't break their kiss, have they resolved all their problems? no, have they come close? no, but they made the first step which is always the hardest.
Production decides to give them some privacy as they cut the feed back to the regular programming
All you have to do is BOLIEVE!
The crowd goes quiet as they all clamour to get a look at the leader. Bo Dallas walks down to the ring as the lights only reveal the ramp and the ring as the stadium begins to fade to black. Dallas walks out first with his smile plastered on. He slowly moves to the ring as out comes Leyton Buzzard following behind. Leyton expressionless, They move to the ring. Dallas stops as he points to the ring Leyton Buzzard moves towards the ring moving to the centre of the ring as Dallas stays unmoved, Leyton kneels down towards Bo Dallas as he finally moves in reaction to his follower...
Dallas moves forwards arms out as he climbs up the stairs arms out. Climbing up the steel stairs as he enters the ring he places his thumb on the forehead of Leyton who gets to his feet as the two hug before Leyton exits the ring...
The crowd are quiet, waiting for something to happen but the silence doesn't last long as fireworks shoot from the ceiling down onto the stage as a familiar theme song plays out of the PA System.
LET ME SEE YOU PUT EM UP,
REACH THE SKY, TOUCH THE STARS UP ABOVE
CAUSE IT'S ONE TIME FOR THE UNDERDOG
The crowd rise to their feet as they await for the appearance of the Runt of the Family. The crowd raise the noise levels as Spike Dudley and Stacy Keibler emerge from the curtain. Stacy is looking fine with some glasses on as Spike is looking all business.
The couple look out into the crowd as they shower them with cheers. Spike grabs Stacy's hand and they both begin the walk down the ramp. The fans are begging for high fives and both oblige, touching the free hands with all the fans at ringside as they come to end of the ramp. Spike follows Stacy around, helping her climb the stairs. She reaches the top as Spike slides into the ring, walking over to the turnbuckle, climbing it and beating his chest whilst he looks into the crowd, meanwhile at the same time, Stacy is making her trademark entrance into the ring.
Tony Chimel: From Dudleyville, being accompanied to the ring by the Duchess of Dudleyville, Stacy Keibler, weighing in at 145 pounds, SPIKE DUDLEY
Spike steps down from the turnbuckle and comes back to the center of the ring, meeting Stacy in the ring and giving her a kiss. He shows her the way to the ropes as she climbs out of the ring, the same way she climbed in as Spike turns and is ready for his match.
VS 
DING DING DING
Spike is ready to go but Bo walks towards the center of the ring, hands clasped as he tells Spike he needs to open up his heart and Bo-lieve. He tells him to get on his knees and repent and to everyone's surprise, Spike does just that. Bo gets a big smile on his face and turns to look at Leyton as if to say he gained another follower. When he turns back around however, Spike is standing and just starts attacking him with a flurry of forearms to the face, backing him into the corner! Spike then gets on the second rope and starts to rain down punches on Bo, the crowd counting along with each punch.
Corey Graves: What a dastardly tactic done by the so called "hero" of UWF. Bo was just trying to spread the good message.
Tom Phillips: Look, I don't want to get political but it's clear this is just some sort of cult. Bo isn't some higher power and what does wrestling even have to do with his message.
Corey Graves: UWF is one of the top rated shows of all time. This is a platform for his message and just you wait, he's going to beat some faith into Spike.
Spike pauses after the 9th punch, the crowd soaking it in before he brings down the final punch and hops off the ropes. He backs away to the middle of the ring while Bo walks out like a newborn baby calf. He throws a couple of incredibly inaccurate punches before falling right down on his face. Spike and the crowd laugh at this but Leyton hops on the apron and yells at LSD. Spike runs over and delivers another forearm to knock him off the apron. He's satisfied with himself but Bo is back up and when he turns around he's kick right in the gut. He then delivers a quick snap suplex, floating over into the cover.
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Spike kicks out! Bo kneels over him and just takes out his frustrations on him, hammering him over and over with closed fists. The ref has to get involved and pull Bo off of him. He seems to calm down but as Spike sits up, Bo runs right back over and kicks him in the face, putting the boots to him over and over, the ref again having to pull him off. The ref warns him about a potential disqualifications but Bo puts his hands up and smiles, saying he's all good. He calmly walks over to Spike and brings him up to his feet. He lifts him up for a vertical suplex once more but this time lays his feet over the ropes. He then twists and brings Spike down with the Twist & Bolieve! He drags Spike's limp body to the center of the ring and makes the pin.
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Spike kicks out once more! Bo brings him back up to a vertical base and grabs his head with both hands He tells him that he needs to repent. Spike manages to strike him in the gut a few times but Bo stops his momentum with a knee to the gut. He then irish whips Spike to the ropes but the runt of the Dudley litter hangs on to the ropes. Bo runs after him but Spike gets his feet up, hitting Bo right in the face. Bo stumbles back a bit and Spike runs forward, taking him out with a dropkick. Bo pops right back up only to get taken down with another. Instead of getting back up, he opts to just roll to the outside to get away.
Corey Graves: Smart tactics there from a smart man.
Tom Phillips: He ran away.
Corey Graves: It may looks like that to you Phillips but this gives him ample time to strategize.
Mauro Ranallo: Looks like he may not have that much time after all.
Spike has climbed up to the top turnbuckle and Leyton warns Bo to look out. Spike jumps off with a diving crossbody to the outside but Leyton shoves Bo out of the way, Spike landing on him instead! Spike is getting back to his feet but Bo suddenly grabs him from behind and throws him into the barricade! There's a loud thump from the collision but Bo stays on the offensive. He grabs Spike and throws him back onto the apron. He keeps his top half out and climbs onto the apron. He backs away before running over and connecting with Bo-Lieve That! He rolls Spike back into the ring and makes the pin.
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Spike gets the shoulder up at 2! Bo gets right up to his feet and pulls the dead weight of Spike up along with him. He throws him up onto his shoulders in a torture rack position. Everyone knows what's coming next, especially Spike and he starts elbowing Bo in the face over and over, breaking free. He lands on his knees but looks a little out of it. Bo comes right back over but eats a headbutt to the gut. Bo hunches over and Spike pulls him in for an inside cradle!
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Bo kicks out! Both men scurry to their feet but suddenly the lights go out. Nobody knows what's happening but they come back on and Bray Wyatt is standing in the ring! The ref, Stacy and Spike are nowhere to be seen but Bo looks at him and smiles, knowing his messages have been heard. Bray however runs across the ring and hits him with a crossbody. Bo goes down but Bray picks him right back up, leaning him over his knee before delivering the Sister Abigail! Bray looks down at Bo and laughs. The light's go out once more and when they come back on, Spike and the ref are back. They look at each other and see Bo down, neither man knowing what just happened. Not sure what's going on, Spike goes out onto the apron and climbs to the top rope. He jumps off with the Dudley Stomp right to the midsection of Bo! He then makes the pin.
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Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, Spike Dudley!
Stacy comes in and raises his hand while both of them are unsure what happened. There's no much celebrating as they leave the ring but he camera moves to Bo who is clearly in pain but still is smiling, knowing he got what he wanted.
The camera began with a close up of Sanshiro Takagi's Face.
Sanshiro Takagi: Look, you are complete untapped potential, and my new merger with Stokely Enterprises to make a stronger Team DDT can carry you to the very top of your division name it and it's yours.
The Camera pans over to Orange Cassidy who is relaxed in his chair feet up on the desk.
Orange Cassidy: Trent.
Sanshiro Takagi looks displeased, he absolutely hated the trent in the merger and was able to get a much cheaper deal in the outcome due to his dislike of Trent, but the two were a package deal.
Sanshiro Takagi: Look I'm telling you, You don't need Trent. You're can strike out on your own and be World Champion on your own and be the top of this division.
Orange Cassidy looks like he's considering this but then Trent who is standing right next to him complains loudly.
Trent: Come on OC, I drove you here in Sue's Van!
Orange Cassidy gives a thumbs up to Trent and Takagi slams his fist on the table,
Takagi: Damn it you run a hard bargain. Trent can join as well do you join Team DDT now?
Orange Cassidy: Whatever.
Takagi gives Cassidy a beer and he knocks his open beer.
Takagi: To the merger!
The titantron switches from the UWF Revolution graphic to a live feed from backstage, where Charly Caruso is standing by.
Caruso: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, one-half of the UWF World Tag Team Champions, Larry Sweeney!
Mr. 12 Large struts his stuff into the shot, unaccompanied by his stablemates. He's in high spirits, maybe higher than he's been in months now that he's sporting some championship gold again! It suits him - matches his hair.
Caruso: Larry, thanks for taking the time to join me tonight ahead of your first title defense.
Sweeney: Ahahaha! Happy to be here, Renee!
Caruso: Um... I'm Charly. Charly Caruso.
Sweeney lifts his shades for a wide-eyed closer look.
Sweeney: Charly Ca-WHO-so?
Caruso: Basically. Yes.
Sweeney: Can you believe this, Kyle! After months and months of being on the title hunt, clawing our way back out of the grave when we were at our lowest of lows, we finally win these titles back and who do they send out as the welcoming committee? Huh? This anonymous-lookin' broad! Well I'll tell ya what, buddy, we don't have to -
Larry turns to face his partner who simply isn't there.
Sweeney: stand... for... hey! Kyle? Where are ya pal?!?!
Caruso: I think he's outside.
Sweeney: OUTSIDE?!?
Caruso: Doing another interview.
Sweeney: DOING ANOTHER INTERVIEW?!?!
Caruso: With Renee.
Sweeney: WITH RENEE! AYE CARUMBA!
Larry shoves his hands into his hair and faces around in a frenzied circle, mumbling insanities to himself while he collects his thoughts. He finally wheels back around to Charly, now sporting a deranged sorta half-smirk.
Sweeney: Yeah... ahaha... yeah, that's right. Kyle's outside... doing another interview... with Renee. Divide and conquer, that's the name of the game! Maximum exposure. Everywhere you looks, there's us, being champions! Ahahaha! Like here comes Asuka down the hallway right now, and even she has a title!
On cue, Asuka strolls down the backstage hallway, a title belt slung over her shoulder. She also looks to be in a great mood. Sweeney, however, double-takes, with the scene finally sinking in.
Sweeney: Wait... Asuka has a title?
She stands next to him and readjusts the belt on her shoulder, proudly displaying it for the camera. For the first time in over a year-and-a-half on Revolution, we see the UWF Transatlantic Championship!
Sweeney: Ha... pretty cute replica belt you got there. From UWFshop.com, huh?
Asuka: No, Larry. This is the real deal.
Sweeney: WHAT?
Asuka: Palmer Cannon gave to me for his papers. On pay-per-view.
Caruso: Congratulations!
Sweeney: But I never lost it! And you never won it!
Asuka: Palmer said you would say that. And that I should say "neither did you".
Larry's glare simmers into a forced smile.
Sweeney: Very funny. Great joke. Palmer's a real card. But if you could just give me my title back now, that would be great, darlin'.
Larry reaches to grabs the belt. Asuka slaps his hand away, and then looks at him like next time he tries that, she'll break something. Her scowl convinces him. Larry backs off.
Asuka: You and Kyle have belts. Now Asuka does too. Sweet n' Sour. Best team. Good for goose, good for gander.
Sweeney: Yeah... yeah... great. That's great. We're tops. Everything's coming up roses for us. Terrific. Dandy.
Everything is clearly not dandy or terrific but Larry is just gonna have to live with it.
Caruso: So regarding this first title defense -
Sweeney: Ah save it, toots! It ain't gonna be pretty! Come on Asuka, let's go find Kyle.
Larry storms out of the interview with Asuka gleefully following suite. Caruso just shrugs and heads out. Revolution continues elsewhere.
Chimel: The following contest is a non-title match and is set for one-fall!
Following the few seconds of buildup to the intro, out walks Curtis Axel, stepping out to the stage and looking over the audience for a few seconds. He has the Television Championship, HIS Television Championship wrapped around his waist - like a true wrestler does. Smiling to himself, he does his usual pose, now with a blast of pyro accompanying him.
He walks down the ramp, looking out at the fans. Rolling his shoulders and running his hand through the short hair that he has, he makes his way closer to the ring.
Tony Chimel: ”From Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing at 6'3" and weighing in at 228 lbs, he is the UWF Television Champion and The UWF's Only Pure Wrestler, 'The Resurrection of Wrestling', Curtis Axel!”
After the mouthful Chimel says, no doubt being given those lines from The Axeman himself, Curtis Axel goes up the steel steps and heads up the turnbuckle. Doing his pose once more, he then unhooks the Television Championship around his waist and holds it above his head with pride. After a few moments, surely to allow for the photographers and fans to take any pictures they need to of what a true champion looks like, he jumps off the turnbuckle into the ring, beginning to warm up by running the ropes once. The referee moves over to him, telling him to relinquish his championship, and with a look of hesitation and a few moments spent stalling, he finally relents in handing the TV Title over. Now, all there is left is to wait until he once again can show the world what it means to be a Wrestler.
Ranallo: Typically, even in non-title competition, the Champion comes out last, no?
Phillips: Well, Hornswoggle is notoriously difficult to track down sometimes.
Graves: I bet you ten bucks he's under the ring.
Phillips: You just never know.
An annoyed Axel has the same thought. He steps through the ropes and hops down to the floor, lifting the ring curtain to search for his opponent, just as Hornswoggle scurries out the far side and climbs up into the ring. The Little Bastard tells the Referee to start counting, hoping to win by count-out, but of course Stripes hasn't even started the match yet. The laughing audience directs Curtis' attention back up to the ring. He steps back inside the squared circle, at which point the Referee calls for the bell.
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DING DING
Axel, who is no mood for games tonight, closes the distance fast, looking to take it to his diminutive opponent. Hornswoggle can smell the anger on him with his heightened senses, and wants no part of it. The Leperchaun bails to the floor again, running in a lap around the ring when Axel gives chase. The Official can see the match already going to hell in a hand basket and aims to implement what power of authority he can to maintain control with a ten count.
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Hornswoggle rounds the corner towards the commentary side. Axel is gaining ground fast with the longer strides. So Swoggle heads back to where he feels most safe and at home. No, not the nearest, seediest peelers, but under the ring!
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Blinded by rage or just hoping to finish things quick, Axel follows him below. Ill advised. Clanging and bangings around can be heard as the tussle vanishes to the abyss of the under-ring.
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Hornswoggle emerges first, sporting a bleeding lip and a fresh coat of greasy face. He speedily scampers into the ring again.
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Ranallo: Axel better get out quick or he'll be counted out!
Phillips: This is a non-title match, but Curtis said he'd put the title on the line, so to lose to Hornswoggle in a match the Champ considers to easy competition would be very embarasing indeed.
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Axel pulls himself out from under the ring, head darting from side to side while he looks for his foe.
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Hearing the Referee hit the nine count, he snaps back to his senses and dives under the bottom rope just in time to avoid a count-out.
Phillips: And he just makes it in the nick of time!
Graves: What's that little monster doing now?
Hornswoggle has started to untie the pad on the turnbuckle like he's Yano or something. Dirty tricks. The Referee finally notices this and heads over to shut that nonsense down. Swoggle tosses him the detached pad, and the diligent Official hustles to re-attach it. With the third man's back turned, Hornswoggle can really work his magic now. Axel grabs hold of his but the Little Bastard just punches him right in the dick because of course he does.
The crowd is like "Oooooh" as Curtis falls to his knees. Hornswoggle pushes him down and makes a cover, screaming at the Ref to come and count it. And count it he does!
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Axel rolls out at two, but is still nursing his Perfect balls. So Swoggle runs back to the turnbuckle and starts climbing, eyeing a chance to finish this off once and for all. With the crowd, more morbidly curious that actually supportive, wills him on. The "King" rallies that energy to get the motivation necessary to attempt the Tadpole Splash!
Ranallo: Mama Mia!
Phillips: Hornswoggle with the Tadpole Splash to end it!
Hornswoggle flies but Axel gets his knees up. Those tiny ribs crush against solid shin bone, and the Little Bastard falls clumsily to the side, clutching his abdomen in pain.
The TV Champ stands up and finally shakes off the pain before hitting the ropes and coming back to plaster his foe with a running boot just as he's trying to stand. Axel then picks him, hooks the neck and a leg and delivers a miniature Perfect-Plex, bridging for the pin...
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DING DING
YOUR WINNER...
THE UWF TELEVISION CHAMPION, CURTIS AXEL!
Curtis Axel holds his television title up in the air until all of a sudden, the lights suddenly shut off. All we can see is Axel’s shadow moving around in a confused manner. A huge beam of light comes from the titantron as it begins flashing wildly. Many different clips of Axel begin to play including his first match, and his television title victory until it all just stops dead. The screen remains black until one more thing pops up..
The lights come back up and a figure is stood behind Axel, Axel is lifted up and thrown across the ring with a devastating Doomsday Saito! Killer Kross has arrived in the UWF and he has his eyes set on Curtis Axel! The crowd are stunned as Axel grips tight onto his neck, having been dropped right on it.
Kross strolls over to the downed Axel, and lifts him up before locking in the Kross Jacket! Axel is squirming around, trying his hardest to get out but it is not enough as his body goes limp. Kross stands up and peers at Axel’s lifeless body. He dips into his pocket and pulls out his signature calling card with his logo on. He drops it on top of Axel and rubs his gloved hand across the TV title. Kross leaves the ring and makes his way up the ramp. Axel is being checked over by officials as the show moves on..
The scene opens to see Warhorse laying on a sofa with headphones placed over his ears and he’s sitting there getting the whole metal vibe on, looking mean around the room as it owes him twenty whole buckeroos.
He sits up slightly realising that he’s gotta talk to the camera because they aren’t here vibing in the Warhorse’s mind taking the metal to the most real degree. He then slides the headphones down, as the camera comes in on the Warhorse to hear what he has to say.
WARHORSE: THE WARHORSE SITS HERE IN A GODDAMN HELLUVA LIMBO. NOT ONLY DOES THE WARHORSE NOT HAVE HIS BRIEFCASE, BUT HE ALSO HAS A HELLUVA GRUDGE ON HIS BACK. THE MAN WHO TOOK THE WARHORSE’S BRIEFCASE WALKS TODAY AS THE UWF CHAMPION, AND THE MAN WHO EATS HIS CEREAL BOWL AFTER HE’S FINISHED WITH THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WALKS AS THE UWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION FOR ANOTHER DAY.
THE WARHORSE FEELS THERE IS A HELLUVA INJUSTICE, AND THAT’S PLASTIC AS SHIT, BROTHER. NO METAL, LET ALONE SIGHT, BUT GODDAMN MILES FOR IT. THERE WAS ONLY ONE WIN ON SUMMERSLAM, AND THAT WAS CAVING THAT LOSER WARRIOR’S HEAD IN WITH A CHAIR, AND EVEN THAT WAS BITTERSWEET. IT’S ALL GODDAMN FUCKED UP.
The Warhorse puts his head in his hand as he can’t comprehend how disastrous Summerslam really was for him and the rest of humankind, I mean they got some old dude walking around as the champion of the whole of the goddamn UWF, shit is fucked, man.
AND THE THING THAT THE WARHORSE HATES THE MOST THAT EVERYTHING’S GOING TO PLAN, MANAGEMENT HAVE A BIG OL’ SMILE ON THEIR FACE AND ARE SWALLOWING THIS GODDAMN PILL, AND IT’S POISON THAT’LL KILL ‘EM, AND THE WHOLE OF THIS GODDAMN BUSINESS IF THEY LET IT. THE WARHORSE IS HERE TO FIGHT TILL HIS LAST BREATH, THAT’S NOT A GIMMICK, THAT’S NOT A COOL TAGLINE, IT’S A MATTER OF FACT, AND IF YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED THAT BY NOW I’M SURE YOU’VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK.
I’LL FIGHT TONIGHT, I’LL FIGHT TOMORROW, I’LL FIGHT IN MY GODDAMN FRONT LAWN IF I HAVE TO, BUT I SHALL NEVER SLOW DOWN, AND I SHALL NEVER STALL. ORANGE YOU BETTER-
Suddenly a phone notification noise interrupts the Warhorse’s speech. He pulls it out of his pocket and gives a glance at it, with a shaky look on his face. He quickly types, and then suddenly stops as the phone starts ringing.
LOOK, THE WARHORSE HAS TO TAKE THIS CALL- WE’LL- DO THIS SOME OTHER TIME-
The Warhorse places the phone up to his ear and then starts walking away from the camera.
Look babe, I’m sure he’s fine- yes I know he’s an old man- he’s a piece of shit what’d you expect me to- ah- alright- sorry…
The scene trails off as Warhorse continues walking off.
Revolution has been a blast so far but don't you think there's something missing? oh I know, the newly crowned UWF champion Minoru Suzuki! luckily he appears on the titantron, sitting in the Suzuki-Gun warehouse seemingly without the title, the crowd begins booing but it quickly dies out as he starts talking
Minoru Suzuki, your king, your god and now officially, your champion
Suzuki laughs like the madman he is and the crowd responds with an uproar of boos, the boos slowly die out as more and more fans come to the realization that their boos can't change the facts, Suzuki stops laughing and continues
The UFC champion is now the UWF champion and it must hurt, it must hurt knowing I went through seven of your boys in one night to take your belt, it must hurt knowing I'm superior, that your entire roster dwarves when compared to my talents.
Suzuki reaches down and picks up the UWF title and puts it in his lap
It must hurt knowing that this title is worth nothing
Suzuki throws the title away, it hits a wall and flops to the floor, it points to it as he goes on a rant
I've seen the advertisement for today's show, WARHORSE, and Orange Cassidy in the co-main looking to become contenders for that title, with contenders like these how can anyone take it seriously? you are making it a joke by booking this garbage and are devaluing it even further by not letting your champion, your king do what he does best, fight.
Suzuki gets up
Because that's what I came here to do Carter, fight, not destroy some low-level garbage I already took care of in the ladder match. find me real challengers
Suzuki turns around and goes behind the chair, apparently, there was a stand there with the UFC belt, he puts the title on his shoulder and returns to where stood before
Or I could go find these challengers somewhere else, and take your "championship" with me
Suzuki goes to the UWF championship and kicks it towards the camera to move it and he follows, he continues kicking and walking to the camera until he moves past it and the feed returns to Revolution
As the music start to play, Yano comes out holding his DVD and asking every fan in attendance to buy it from him. While Ishii is walking behind him with no emotion on his face. As Ishii gets into the ring, Yano goes around ringside still trying to sell the DVD to someone.
Tony Chimel: Introducing first, the UWF Tag Team Champions, currently in the ring, from Kanagawa, Japan, weighing in at 220 lbs, The Stone Pitbull, Tomohiro Ishii.
Ishii goes to to the comer to stretch Yano gets into the ring and tries to sell the DVD to Chimel. When that fails he hands Chimel a piece of paper and instructs him to read it.
Tony Chinel: And his partner, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 253 lbs, he currently has a DVD that you can buy for the low price of $29.99, that you can also find at the merchandise stand or in Yano's car after the show, Toru Yano.
Yano holds up the DVD and goes to Ishii in the corner and get ready for the match.
SWEET N' SOUR INC.
"HARD TIMES" hits the PA when those neon letters light up the titantron. The UWF Universe get to their feet to welcome the Revolution's most affable rogues, misfits and scoundrels. Larry Sweeney, Kyle O'Reilly and the Slumlord Asuka strut their stuff out on to the ramp, ready for action.
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen,... making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 383 pounds... accompanied by Asuka... Larry Sweeney and Kyle O'Reilly... SWEET N' SOUR INCORPORATED!
The dangerously enthusiastic Canuck slides under the bottom rope while Sweeney, cackling like a madman, scales the steps to enter the squared circle. Asuka follows them in, scanning the arena with an unknowable danger in his aura. Climbing opposing turnbuckles, the fellas pose for the people, with Larry pandering like a politician while Kyle gives a thumbs up to a kid in the front holding up their nsulin pen. Their bombastic funk entrance tune blares on through the speakers as they climb down and prepare for the match ahead.
DING DING!
As the ring bell sounds, in the corner of the challengers it’s decided that Yano will start the match for his team as Ishii steps through the ropes and takes his place on the apron. In the corner of Sweet ‘n Sour, it’s decided that Kyle will start the match for his team as Sweeney steps through the ropes and takes his place on the apron. Yano takes a swing at Kyle but he grabs the wrist and turns, whipping Yano into Ishii as Ishii falls off the apron and Kyle rolls up Yano.
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THREE!
DING DING DING!
Tony Chimel:Here are your winners and STILL World Tag Team Championships, Sweet N' Sour!
the scene opens up with Erick Rowan in his own locker room and looks at camera I'm going to Destory him in that buried alive match and put him six feet under.
"it's time your reign of terror stops and minds begins". "I'm going to bury you six feet under where you belong and become the new face of fear by destroying the old one".
"Is going to be a all-out bloodbath it's going to be like a horror movie and I'm going to be the monster who walks out of it a lot while you are taking a dirt nap in front of all of these things fans who cheer you like a god".
"The old Erick Rowan died a very long long time ago and I'm going to prove that when beat you in that match that buried alive match r ever return because you will rest in peace forever".
"I hope you enjoy playing with your puppets in hell and tell them I sent you down there when you get there"you knew your demons was coming back to you and now look we're at now Bray" this place will never be the same after what I do to you". I'm going to break your jaw with that shovel and then drag you into that grave and laugh as I bury you alive".
"The whole reason I came to UWF was to get my hands on you and play end to our reunion permanently and now I will do just that and nothing is going to stand in my way of receiving that goal that I so desperately seek against you". And tell the fiend he can come too because y'all can both get destroyed one by one by me".
"the man who will be known as Slayer of Monsters and the new Butcher of the UWF roster because when you fight Me brave you're going to fall very badly and it's going to be happy for us all because the children belong to me now they are mine to command you have become weak and broken of a man the old long gone this new one is nothing why look at me I am better and Reborn as a new monster of fear and Carnage".
Then he picks up the table and throws it at the wall destroying it and punches a hole in the wall"that hole in the wall is going to be your skull with my face straight through it with your blood on the floor"
"See you real soon we will have that match one way or the other because I always get my ways when I face people like you as the lights in the room go off and when they come back on Erick Rowan is gone
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...
The opening keys of Fireflies hit as you would not believe your eyes, as Freshly Squeezed, Orange Cassidy is brought to the ring, by Trent? who allows OC to ride on his back, while Stokely Hathaway and Sanshrio Takagi of Team DDT follow from behind, hyping up OC.
Tony Chimel:” Making his way to the ring, hailing from wherever, his weight does not matter, and representing Hathaway Enterprises and being accompanied to the ring by Trent?, Stokely Hathaway and Sanshiro Takagi, he is Freshly Squeezed, Orange Cassidy!”
Trent? allows OC to get off him and OC lays on the apron before rolling in, just lying in the ring with his hands in his pockets waiting for a bell to ring, or an opponent to enter, or whatever who cares.
Hathaway, Trent? and Takagi stay at ringside.
Tony Chimel: And introducing his opponent...
RAINING BLOOD BY SLAYER HITS THE PA LIKE A SACK OF OLD BRICKS AS THE CROWD ANTICIPATE THE ARRIVAL OF THE HEAVY METAL GOD KNOWN AS WARHORSE, THE DISTORTION OF THE INTRO CATCHES EVERYONE OFF GUARD, AS THE MAIN RIFF BEGINS TO HIT THROUGH THE PA, AND WARHORSE COMES THROUGH THE CURTAIN WITH HIS SLEEVELESS JEAN JACKET ON, AND ATTIRE READY TO RULE SOME ASS. HE HEAD-BANGS ON THE TOP OF THE RAMP, AS DOES THE CROWD BECAUSE THEY KNOW THIS IS ALL ABOUT TO GO DOWN TO CHINATOWN SINCE WARHORSE IS HERE.
Tony Chimel: Weighing in tonight at 4000 lbs of Raw Heavy Metal, from St Louis, Missouiri, USA, Warhorse!
CHIMEL DOESN'T GET WARHORSE'S VIBE HE NEVER WILL BECAUSE HE DOESN'T RULE ASS AND PROBABLY NEVER LISTENS TO METAL. HE WON'T GET IT. WARHORSE WALKS DOWN THE RAMP WITH RAW HORSEPOWER, CIRCLING THE RING, AND THEN SLIDING ONTO THE APRON, CLIMBING UP QUICKLY AND GETTING RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE FOR ALL TO SEE WARHORSE. HE BANGS HIS HEAD, AS DOES THE CROWD AGAIN. THEY KNOW HOW MUCH ASS THIS RULES, AND HOW MUCH HE'S ABOUT TO RULE. WATCH YO' AUNTIE JIMMY.
DING DING DING!
THE BELL RINGS AND THE METALEST SUPERSTAR MARCHES RIGHT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING CHALLENGING THE FRESHLY SQUEEZED ONE FOR A LOCK-UP LET'S SEE WHAT HE'S GOT, Cassidy sighs and walks to the center of the ring with his hands still firmly in his pockets, it's gonna be hard to execute a lock-up like that but if someone can do it it's Orange Cassidy, he wouldn't tho, once reaching the center of the ring Cassidy just looks at WARHORSE, WHO SHOOTS HIM A DESTRUCTIVE GAZE USUALLY RESERVED FOR MOSH PITS, but Cassidy still got his shades on and they block the metal energy thrown at him and for what feels like an eternity they stand there, staring at each other beaming very different energies yet sharing the same aura of giving a fuck only about one thing, ruling ass and not doing anything
You can cut the tension in the air with a katana, you can also do that with a butter knife but that's not nearly as cool, and if anyone knows something about cool it's Orange Cassidy who still doesn't do anything AND IT'S UP FOR THE METALHEAD WARHORSE TO GET THIS SHIT GOING AND HE DOES THAT BY YELLING AT CASSIDY "COME ON MAN GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH HERE! Cassidy sighs and rolls his eyes, he takes a step closer to WARHORSE and starts lazily leg kicking him! with every kick, the crowd erupts in cheers and with every kick it gets louder and once Cassidy finishes up the combo after around 10 kicks WARHORSE is TOTALLY FINE! HE LARIATS THE FUCK OUTTA OC! OC gets knocked down but keeps his shades on and his hands in his pockets, he's cool like that
Corey Graves: Finally! it's time someone teaches Cassidy a lesson and if it's gotta be WARHORSE I'm ok with it
Tom Phillips: BUT COREY DON'T YOU HATE THE MOST METAL SUPERSTAR ALIVE WARHORSE?
Corey Graves: I hate everything and everyone in this match leave me alone
Honestly Corey? same, someone who doesn't feel the same is WARHORSE WHO HEADBANGS WITH THE METALHEADS IN THE CROWD TO CELEBRATE THE KNOCKDOWN! but while he's headbanging Cassidy did a kip-up with the hands still in his pockets, when WARHORSE finishes headbanging and turns around to continue ruling ass Cassidy hits him with a superkick, hands still in pockets! The crowd just can't stop cheering as they're basically in love with both men but Cassidy doesn't return that love to them like WARHORSE but just stands there minding his business while Takagi, Hathway and Trent? all scream to him to do something, he says fine and casually does a standing moonsault on WARHORSE and just lies on top of him for a pin!
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WARHORSE kicks out and Cassidy couldn't care less! he gets up and just looks at WARHORSE as he's getting up, Sanshiro jumps on the apron and gets the freshly squeezed's attention, he starts yelling at him to finish the job but Trent? suddenly jumps up just beside up and tells Cassidy to take it easy and be himself! the conflicting instructions coming from Cassidy's corner don't really help him although he doesn't show it, Trent? and Sanshiro start arguing and Cassidy turns his look fully away from WARHORSE to witness it, bad idea AS THE ASS RULER JUST GOT UP AND DECIDES TO NAIL CASSIDY WITH A SNAP HALF AND HALF SUPLEX! CASSIDY IS OUT, TRENT? AND SHANSHIRO ARE SHOOK AND WARHORSE'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE, ONCE THERE HE THROWS THE HORN FOR ALL THE WARHORSEHEADS OUT THERE AND JUMPS OFF WITH THE ELBOW DROP! the shades bounce off of Cassidy's face from the impact AND WARHORSE HOOKS THE LEGS AND STARTS HEADBANGING
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Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, WARHORSE!
Tom Phillips: YES!
Corey Graves: Great now can both of them leave the ring.
Mauro Ranallo: I think WARHORSE deserves celebrating for a bit, with no clear contender for the UWF title a win over someone from the MITB match could propel him into a title match but we'll have to see how things play out
WARHORSE COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT HOW THINGS WILL PLAY OUT RIGHT NOW, ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS METAL! HE HEADBANGS TO THE SOUND OF SLAYER'S RAINING BLOOD WHILE HEADING UP THE RAMP AND ABSORBING THE METALHEAD LOVE! Trent? Stokley and Sanshiro all enter the ring to check on their friend/stablemate/client/I don't know anymore and Revolution continues
[Camera shows The Big Dog himself Roman Reigns is walking in the back while Kayla Braxton stops him]
Kayla Braxton: Roman. two or three weeks ago you was in the ring with Cedric and Rowan. in a triple threat at Summer Slam. which is why you will come up with a plain of your next move when you get to find someone to help you with your victory wins on Revolution any responds Reigns.
{Fan Cheers for Roman in the audio background)
The Big Dog|Roman Reigns: when I was in the ring with Cedric Alexander and Eric Rowan. I thought that I was gonna this triple threat until he beat me fair n square in that middle ring but I'm not worried though cause after Revolution is over I will get a future title shot after I get back inside of the Revolution ring next week on UWF network.
Kayla Braxton: but what if you can't make it to revolution next week.
The Big Dog|Roman Reigns: to be honest Ms Braxton. when I get back into that ring again then sooner I will be fighting someone else again when I team up with a tag partner next week on Revolution at UWF network.
Kayla Braxton: can you even decide who will you be fighting next Wednesday.
The Big Dog|Roman Reigns: after this week's Show of Revolution I will team up with my Family and I pretty sure that you already know her that person is Nia Jax. and she will return next Wednesday with me as my tag team partner on Revolution to take out nay team member on UWF.
The Big Dog|Roman Reigns: Believe Th Hounds of Justice.
{Roman walks away from Kayla Braxton when she continues talking)
Kayla Braxton: there u have it folks cause next week Roman Reigns. will be in action when he takes on any team member from Revolution on UWF network.
Kayla Braxton: and we hope to see Roman and his tag partner the Irresistible Force Nia Jax. to be apart of the team when she makes her debut back on Revolution after she partners with The Big Dog Roman Reigns on UWF.
[Scene fades when The Big Dog goes searching for Nia Jax before his match even begins next week]
We cut to an image of Rey Mysterio who is in his own home gym.
Rey Mysterio: Greetings citizens of the UWF. It is I Rey Mysterio. This past week has been a rough one. Luckily enough people were able to save me from what could have been a death at the hands of the Fiend.
Rey Mysterio: This... no this wasn't a man this was a creature one that I didn't expect. He woken inside of me my own monster that for so long I tried to supress. For so long I didn't want to be that hero anymore. I wanted to be better but he just reminded me I couldn't be that hero. He reminded me that I needed to be more, and I should be more here. I shouldn't be an afterthiught and for now on things will change drastically here for me. I won't let a fiend or any man stop me for much longer.What you're going to see is a new heart, and a new soul when I make my return here in the UWF. You're going to see a man once again looking to be the hero that you need here in the UWF. The monster that is running around now. That monster....
Rey Mysterio: I don't know how to stop it. As your hero I don't know if it can be stopped right now. In fact everytime when I close my eyes I just see the face of him. I see him walking towards me and looking to end my career, and my life. The next man that Bray targets I beg of you don't be foolish like me. Don't ask for the Fiend. The Fiend is something that can't be beat alone. You can't just think that you will beat this thing. Heck whenever I thought I had the answers he came back scarier and stronger than ever. This is why I plead to the men don't goat on the Fiend. Be wise, and smart. No one man is strong enough for the Fiend. That is why I beg you to be smarter than I before picking the battle. That is why I am giving you this warning.You don't want to be haunted by these images. You don't want it to overtake who you are as a human being. That is why I am letting you all know that be smart when Bray comes. Don't let him in you need to do what is best for you and that is RUN!
Rey Mysterio: Beware but I don't regret thanking Bray. Bray what you did for me is a wake up call. You waked me up and all my weaknesses are now all gone. I am no longer afraid to be the hero I need to be. I know what I need to do but it is funny. I am still wrestling with my weak emotions. I am still wondering if it will be the right move for me. To throw away the kindness that I am trying to show. That what it is holding me back. I am wondering is there really no strings attached to me? Or is there something holding me back... I think these next few weeks will show that. Will show truly what hero I will ultimately be.
Sanshiro Takagi and Ultramantis Black begin walking down to the ringside area as Ultramantis Black raises his staff at the sound of the screams Takagi raises his fists to match his clients motions. Ultramantis slithers into the ring and gets into a kneeling position.
“Coming down to the ring from The Black Tea Garden, The Great and Devious ULTRAMANTIS BLACK”
Ultramantis Black kneels down in the center of the ring holding the staff chanting a mantra.
Tony: Introducing from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighting 205 pounds, Cedric ALEXAAAANDER!.
*we see Cedric appear on the stage and looking at the crowd, soaking in the cheers before shouting in the air "LET'S GO!" and coming down to the ring. Then he climbs to one of the top turnbuckles and sits there hearing and soaking the cheers of the crowd with his hands open as if welcoming the cheers and then he jumps down to the ring. Then he points at his head with his thumb like he does irl*
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DING DING DING
As soon as the bell ring, Ultramantis comes running out of the corner, looking to take Cedric's head off with a clothesline! Cedrics throws himself back and avoids the hit before kipping right back up and hitting a dropkick that sends Black through the ropes to the floor below! Black lands on his feet however but has been caught off guard. Cedric runs to the ropes only to come back with a tope con hilo, taking out the former UWF Champion! Cedric pumps his fist into the air, getting the fans behind him. He grabs Black and tosses him back into the ring before hopping up to the apron. Ultramantis is getting to his feet and so he he jumps onto the ropes and takes him down with a big massive springboard clothesline! He quickly goes for the pin.
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Ultramantis kicks out!
Tom Phillips: The former UWF Champion could have been pinned right there!
Corey Graves: Calm down Phillips! The day Ultramantis Black loses to Cedric Alexander of all people, it'll be a sign of the end times.
Takagi breathes a sigh of relief on the outside while Cedric goes right up to the top rope. Black however seems to be getting to his feet rather luckily, shaking the cobwebs out and starting to refocus. He he does however, Cedric comes off the top with a missile dropkick right to the face! Ultramantis stumbles over to the corner and Alexander hops back to his feet. He runs at Black looking for a shoulder thrust in the corner but Mantis gets the knee up! Alexander takes a few steps back, a bit stunned from taking a knee right to the face. Cedric comes right back after him but Ultramantis catches him with the Brainwashing Effect right into the middle turnbuckle! He drags Cedric away from the corner and hooks the leg for the pin.
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Cedric gets the shoulder up at 2! Ultramantis grabs the arm that's up and gets back to his feet, pulling Cedric up along with him. He goes behind him and places him in a full nelson but Cedric comes to life and tries to prevent him from clasping his hands together. He's shaking around trying to loosen the grip while the crowd claps, trying to help him find the strength to break free. He finally over powers Black and jumps up throwing a backwards kick that hits him right in the side of the head! Ultramantis stumbles to the ropes but Alexander isn't done yet. He runs right towards the former UWF Champion, looking for a crossbody but Mantis catches him! He then tosses his lower body into the air in a vertical suplex position, perhaps going for his finisher! We'll never know as brings his knee down on top of his head and manages to fall forward and put him in a small package!
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But Ultramantis kicks out just in time! Both men rush to their feet but it's Cedric who strikes first with an uppercut. Ultramantis retaliates with a forearm to the face but Cedric comes back with a spinning back kick to the gut. He then irish whips Black to the ropes but he comes back and turns him inside out with a big boot! He picks Alexander up right away by grabbing the back of his tights, picking him up in an electric chair. He then executes the Japanese Cyclone Suplex, bridging into the pin!
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Cedric kicks out!
Mauro Ranallo: Alexander has really been giving Ultramantis a test here tonight.
Tom Phillips: You know what, maybe his weakness is going against smaller guys. Spike at Summerslam and now this.
Corey Graves: Spike was a former International Champion much like myself. Cedric is not even close to Spike.
Mauro Ranallo: So you like Spike now?
Corey Graves: Don't twist my words! Takagi, get your client's head in the game!
Ultramantis grabs Cedric and picks him up just enough to shove his head between his leg's he bend down for the double underhook and grabs one arm easily. Cedric realizes the trouble he's in though and fights off the second one, spinning out and keeping a hold of the wrist, connecting with an enzuigiri. Black looks to be on Jello legs but Cedric takes him right off his feet with a superkick to the jaw! Black falls flat on his back and Cedric tries as best he can to get to the top rope. He's getting situated on the top when Stokely Hathaway comes running out from the back. Cedric and the ref look towards him, the ref trying to stop him from interfering. Takagi on the other hand hands Ultramantis what looks like a pair of brass knuckles. He puts them on and Cedric doesn't notice. He turns his attention towards Black and sees him getting up. He comes off the ropes for a diving clothesline but get's laid out with a punch with the knuckles from Ultramantis! His body hits the mat and Black tosses the knuckles to Takagi before making the cover, yelling at the ref to come make the pin.
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Tony Chimel: Here is your winner, Ultramantis Black!
Ultramantis gets his hand raised in victory but he's not nearly done. He leans over Cedric and just starts beating him down much like he did at Summerslam. The fans are booing but soon Spike Dudley comes running down the ramp with his brothers following closely behind! Mantis, Takagi and Stokely high tail it out of there while Spike checks on Cedric and then dares Team DDT to come back down to the ring. The newlt formed Team DDT exit through the crowd while the Dudleyz stand tall, ready to go to battle once more.
END OF SHOW
Credits
Dynamic Duo vs Models of Perfection, Sweet N' Soour vs Yano & Ishii - Dresden
WARHORSE vs Cassidy - Bodor
Hronswoggle vs Axel - Fauche
Cedric vs Ultramantis, Spike vs Bo - Danny
