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Post by Fauche on Oct 4, 2020 12:12:38 GMT -6
SWEET N' SOUR INC.The bombastic boom-bop of the Chicago funk classic blasts through the PA, brining the capacity crowd to their feet. Fans cheer and crawl all over each other just to get a little closer to true greatness. Spotlights reflect off three shiny championship titles, carried proudly out on to the ramp but the UWF's Holy Trinity. It's Sweet n' Sour Inc. - Mr. 12 Large, the Diabetic Dragon and the SLUMLORD - making up exactly fifty percent of the company's active champions.
Sweeney and O'Reilly lead the charge down the the squared circle, the former glad-handing like a politician up for re-election while his Canadian counterpart shreds and strums his title belt like it's a Gibson SG, mint condish. Asuka, meanwhile, carries herself with an elegant air of superiority, like she knows dang well that she's the straw that stirs the drink around here.
Finally reaching the ring, the faction climbs through the ropes. The fellas climb opposing turnbuckles to pose with their straps while Asuka prowls the canvas like a caged tiger. Soon enough, the fans quiet down, the music fades, and after grabbing some mics, the Pink Team gets to work.Sweeney: Well I guess this town just ain't big enough for the both of us... The fans cheer with eager anticipation of the match to come, chomping at the bit to see the two premier teams collide at Bad Blood. They're stoked beyond stoked at the notion of an epic clash between rivals tandems, and the melodramatic tease from Larry only serves to pile cargo onto that hype train. So it's gonna be like this. Sweet n' Sour Incorporated making their second official title defense of their dynastic run as champs against two-thousand-and-nineteen's tag team of the year. Buckle up folks, cause this here's gonna be one for the ages! Ahaha!
Cause see... see... this isn't just another run o' the mill two-on-two contest. No sir! This isn't a scramble. It ain't a gauntlet match. Hell, it's not even TLC... it's bigger than all those puppies combined, you mark my words. This... this is an IRON MAN MATCH. That means we've got us a predetermined, designated and set amount of time on the clock to get in this ring and see which of us two teams really and truly is the best in the biz today. When the dust settles on this mat classic, rest assured, the whole world's gonna have a definitive answer for that big mama jamma of a question!He smirks and licks his lips like a hungry kid in at the Sizzler.Some of you might say you already know. It's been suggested by journalists, critics and fans alike that this is somethin' of a... of whatcha might call a "forgone conclusion". After all, we cleared out the whole division at Summerslam while our esteemed opponents have been more or less on vacation for months now. Not to mention my big win over Sami Zayn, and all the times they lost to the Strong Dragons. He places a firm hand on his partner Kyle's shoulder. O'Reilly cracks his neck from side to side like a bonafide tough guy.You know the history. You've seen the stats, and the numbers don't lie. So what's special about this? Why should you part ways with your hard earned money to buy a ticket or a network subscription to see how this thing shakes out? I've got one word for ya!
Legacy.
This time last year, there was no doubt in anyone's mind that Sami Lynch and Becky Zayn - no wait, scratch that, reverse it - Sami Zayn and Becky Lynch were the the best team around. Forget the New Day. A flash in the pan! It was the Gingerbread Express through-and-through. I was on a bit of a hiatus, and when the cat was away, the mouse did play. They carved out a nice little niche for themselves. Three time champs now, huh? That ain't nothin' to sneeze at! But time rolls on and now it's us sittin' on the throne, lookin' to make our own mark. There hasn't been a team capable of going on a substantial run in this shark water division this year. Until us. Until Sweet n' Sour.
So we're goin' toes-to-toes with this so-called Dynamic Duo - who we have never faced in a straight up match such as this - to figure out who's Legacy gets to keep goin', and who's takes a dirt nap. Like I says, Mick Foley has set this all up so that when the bell rings, there'll be no excuses or doubts left. Just winners and losers. And brother, we're dead set on bein' winners! Ahahaha!Larry cackles off-mic while Kyle takes it from there. Short and sweet from the problematic Canuck.KO'R: It's not even complicated. This is an Iron MAN match. Only one of Sami and Becky is a man. It's like actually impossible for them to win. Asuka shoots some disapproving daggers in O'Reilly's direction but he keeps going.And even if she like, I dunno, magically got a penis before the match started, it wouldn't even matter. These two are just scaredy cats who have been ducking us and the rest of direction for months, acting like they're playing hard to get but really they've been trying to put this match off for as long as they could. Now it's here though. And there's nothing they can do to get out of it now. I don't care how good or Mexican their lawyer is. Everyone who messes with us goes down. Big time. Bad Blood... Kyle looks around the arena with a cocky little grin on his face. He's had this zinger in his chamber for days now, just waiting for the chance to drop it on 'em like a nuclear bomb. He points directly at the hard cam.More like YOUR blood! Asuka groans. Larry tries to be supportive with a nervous, cringed out laugh and another pat on the back. The crew lowers their mics on that note and awaits the arrival of their opponents.
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Post by bodor on Oct 4, 2020 15:05:39 GMT -6
The camera moves from WARHORSE to Despy to catch his reaction and ya guessed it right he's chuckling
Damn, for once you were right about something, impressive, even more impressive if you consider what happened last Revolution when we got a sneak peek into your little fever dream, Suzuki and the fear of what he'll do to you clearly lives in your head and even rent-free so having all these thoughts in your head, knowing that you're about to get smashed come Bad Blood and still coming out here and presenting a valid argument? super impressive, obviously that's a one-time occurrence as you won't have any chance to impress anyone at Bad Blood cause you'll be busy having your body torn apart and destroyed by Suzuki and you also won't be able to impress anyone after that cause you'll be, like we say in my native Spanish, Deddo.
Spanish, what a beautiful language, but what did WARHORSE say that impressed you so much Despy? we need answers
But you're probably saying to yourselves "What did warhorse say that impressed you much Despy?" and you need answers, it was referring to himself as a train, and I know he's not physically a train but stay with me for this one, a train is powered by an outside source be it electricity or coal or something, a train fills up with people that pop off when they don't need the train anymore and every train eventually stops, just like you! you're powered by an outside source, UWF's management who did everything in their power to build you up as a credible threat to Suzuki and shoved you down our throats for the last month, you currently have a lot of fans but do you think they'll stay your fans after Bad Blood? after Suzuki will completely humiliate you? no, they'll jump over to the nearest train of another overhyped loud and happy-go-lucky wrestler they can find, and lastly, Suzuki will stop you dead in your tracks at Bad Blood, simple as that! we've just proved that you were right, you're a train, a hype train that's bound to crash next week! what a fun little experiment.
Despy lowers the mic and shows a thumbs up coupled with a smile to WARHORSE, after a moment tho a realization dawns on him and the smile turns into a frown
Wait, since you're crashing next week, the people won't have the champion they need! they won't have an all talk no walk loser that's been selected by the management as their champion! it is a tragedy, or maybe it is not? maybe the people don't need warhorse as their champion? maybe they need someone strong, someone fast, someone skillful, someone capable, maybe they don't need a train, they need a gust of wind, yes! and luckily they already have it! they already have Minoru Suzuki who is the only person who can elevate this garbage title you're fighting over into something meaningful, he's the only person that can fix this shithole and that's exactly what he'll be doing starting with you, that's what the people need, not you
Despy says the last word with such disgust I wanna puke but I'll collect myself and stay composed, let's see if I can keep that while Warhorse responds
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Post by Danny on Oct 5, 2020 18:22:47 GMT -6
The former 3 time World Tag Team Champions come out from the back, bobbing their heads to the beat. With Sweet N' Sour already in the ring, The Dynamic Duo stop at the top of the stage and they already have mics in hand which Sami uses to speak.Sami Zayn: Oh no Bex, did you hear that? It's going to be our blood! Nice try Kyle but obviously the Bad Blood that's being referenced in this PPV here is your awful sugarless blood. You're just a slightly more productive Orange Cassidy after he drinks his juice but we've dealt with you so many times you're not even worth going in on. The truth of the matter is that the Sweet N' Sour experiment has failed. You wanted to change the world Larry but all you've done is proven how useless you really are. Up until last month you guys were losing every match left and right. You think a win over one of the worse tag teams I've ever seen suddenly puts you on our level? You've lost more matches in the span of 3 months than we have in 2 years. If Mark Henry were here, maybe we'd be a little worried but Larry Sweeney? Becky Lynch: We know, we know Kyle, you carried Henry right? He was the one eatin' all those pins. Doesn't change the fact that since you lost him, you've lost most of your matches. I think I know why that is. With Henry watchin' your back, you had someone you could trust. A big strong man who could get you out of a bind. You know that Larry isn't actually your friend. You can't trust him and so every time you're attackin' your opponent, you always gotta look back to check if that dagger's comin' in soon. Sami and Becky laugh and start to make their way down to the ring. They hop on the apron but don't go in any further, opting to speak with some distance between them. Sami Zayn: The worst part about it is, Sweeney's got the deck stacked in his favor. I'm not sure if Mick Foley just hates the best tag team on the planet or if Sweeney's got some blackmail against him but it's obvious the two are in cahoots. Did you happen to watch my match against him? I got lowblowed right in front of the referee. The man went from counting both of us down to watching as I grabbed him and Larry went low. There's literally no angle where you don't either see him lunge forward with his hand or see the arm go directly through my legs. What did the ref do? He counted to three. His full undivided attention was right there and luckily Becky quickly showed up to give Larry his karma but this is something we are definitely bringing up with our lawyer. The crowd boos the potential legal action, or maybe they boo because they know he's right! Becky Lynch: That type of favoritism would normally put us at a disadvantage but here's the thing. This match is goin' one hour. What're the odds of us slippin' up more times than yous? We're so much better than the two of ya that no amount of mistakes or cheatin' will equal the pure domination we display against you. Sami Zayn: While you may think this match is stacking the deck against us, it's actually the perfect opportunity for us to display just why we're the top of this division. With our recent absence and so many new teams coming in, it's time we remind everyone just how good WRESTLERS we actually are. So throw as many strikes as you want Kyle, Becky will take each limb and rip them from your body. Becky Lynch: And try and cheat all you want Sweeney, Sami will out think you every step of the way. You don't just become 3 time champs by accident. It doesn't matter how many people you try to team with Kyle, you'll never reach the success of us. You keep tryin' to find that one person to put you over the edge but it ain't happenin'. You'll never be as iconic, as emblematic, and especially as dynamic as us. Becky lowers her mic and Sami and her smile at the duo as they finally enter the ring and wait for their opponent's response.
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Post by Chase on Oct 6, 2020 9:23:47 GMT -6
We go backstage to Ricochet celebrating
Ricochet: Hey ladies and gentlemen do you know who just beat the tag team champions? Do you? Do you? Well it was Ali and I the super heroes in training. Woooo
Ricochet walks by and sees some nice looking women and Ricochet stops and talks
Ricochet: Ladies, ladies wooo you all look good. Whoops where is my manners> My name is Ricochet. Y'know hero in training Ricochet in training. I don't know if ya heard but we beat the tag team champions. We actually have a match with some new blood funny enough at Badd Blood and I was thinking afterwards.
Rey Mysterio taps Ricochet on the back
Ricochet: Hold on real quick.
Ricochet turns and sees it is Rey and gets nervous.
Ricochet: Reyyy hey whats up man? How's it going?
Rey Mysterio: How's it going? The hell are you doing?
Ricochet: Oh you see I am celebrating Ali, and I's win. I mean we did just beat the tag team champions and I was looking too.
Rey Mysterio: ENOUGH!.... Ladies I am sorry but he is still a hero in training for a reason. So if you don't mind you can leave.
The women leave with Ricochet upset and Rey spaks
Rey Mysterio: Richochet.....It's okay to be excited I understand. You got your first win in the UWF with Ali but you need to remember I bvrought you and Ali here. You two were over there in other companies killing yourself to get notice and now you're here. You're here to help me, and I am here to help you. Ricochet remember we talked on the phone what did you want to be? What is it that you wanted the most?
Ricochet: To be a successful hero like you.
Rey Mysterio: Exactly to be a hero like me but Ricochet it isn't going to happen one two three, and celebrating a small victory won't make you a hero. You need to realize that. Right now Ali is getting ready he is disciplined and about to respond to those two men who begrudged my name out there and what are you doing? You're over here hitting on some silly women. You're a hero Ricochet you can't be doing that junk. I need you to focus I need you to show people that you aren't Homicide and Mistico. I need to show that you're better.
Ali: We are better...
The three men look into the camera and Ali speaks
Ali: Drew do you want to know why your name keeps getting spat around and chewed up around here? Because you as a performer is interchangeable. You're nothing than a gatekeeper name that we use to propel are names to new heights You should show respect to Rey Mysterio because last I check he is a hall of famer. Just what in the hell are you? That's it you're just forever the TV champion. You think we fear a man who is known for the speech best of luck in your future endevaours? No Ricochet and I are the light here in the UWF. Were here to bring change and not only that help Rey Mysterio with that change. Nothing you can say will slow us down. If any one is going to have anothe end or intae as you pronounced it is you. Also Pete real cute Khabib impression there. You want to smash us. You think you can smash us. It will take more than just a few elbows to put us down. I get it were the new kids on the block. People just want to doubt us. They want to belittle us. This is nothing new that Richochet has been dealing with his whole career, and same with me.
For years, I have been told maybe next time, or you just don't fit in the plans. For years when I signed my name on the dotted line do you know what these comapnies want me to do? They want me to put on a turbin and threaten to burn the city I love. They want me to do nothing but to spread hate. They want me to be a monster that I am not. When Rey Mysterio called me and wanted to cast me as a stereotype I was skeptic at first. I was worried he wanted me to be something I am not but he told me he wanted me to be the new heart. He wanted me to be the new breath of fresh air here in hte UWF. To spread the message my way. He wanted me to be the man of this company. He wanted me to takeover and spread the light. So, since you insulted my mentor it is time to show you what were capable of.
Ricochet: Yeah you're right Ali. See before coming here everyone told me just do that Will Ospreay thing with everyone. They told me I was more of an opening act. I am just there to excite the crowd. Rey Mysterio though told me I could be the soul of the UWF. That I can bring a new energy never seen before. Now no disrespect to Homicide and Sin Cara but those two were thugs. They were guys who cheated and did everything the wrong way. Us well we're looking to do everything the right way. Ali and I are not just a flash in the pan. Are names will be alongside Rey's as not only heroes but hall of famers. So Drew, and Pete just know the only thing that is getting smashed is your chance at being anything in the tag division.
The camera fades away
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Post by George on Oct 6, 2020 17:15:43 GMT -6
THE WARHORSE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SPANISH PIECE OF SHIT, ISN’T HE JAPANESE OR SOME SHIT? THE MAN’S A LITERAL WALKING COSPLAY WHO’S GONNA STOP THIS MAN. HE’S NEVER HEARD SO MUCH BULLSHITTERY IN HIS LIFE, AND HIS EYES ARE LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE ON BOXING DAY WHEN YOU CAN’T BE ARSED TO TAKE IT DOWN. WARHORSE: THE HELL BOY, YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS AND SMELL THE COFFEE. THE WARHORSE WOULD BE IN A RIGHT TO SEND YOU TO A MORGUE, BOY, FOR UNDERESTIMATING THE WARHORSE. FOR SHUNNING THE WARHORSE, AND FOR NOT BELIEVING IN THE REALEST HEAVY METAL JESUS ON THE BLOCK AND BEING BLIND TO THE FACTS AND THE THREAT THAT KNOCKS AT YOUR DOOR WITH A HEAVY FIST.
A HEAVY FIST WITH A HELLUVA HUNGER FOR WHAT YOU’VE GOT, OR SHOULD I SAY, WHAT THE CARELESS BASTARD’S GOT. I WON’T STOP TILL I’VE GOT IT, AND IF ANYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT, IT’S YOU. Y’KNOW, I DID HAVE A LITTLE VISION LAST WEEK, AND IT WAS HORRIFYING. NOT BECAUSE OF ME GETTING SMASHED, NO, I DO NOT PAY CHEAP PROSTITUTES, SIR. IT’S BECAUSE IF I WAS MINORU SUZUKI, I’D BE SHITTIN’ MY PANTS RIGHT NOW, GUY, BECAUSE OF THE THREAT I BRING TO THE TABLE.
FOR THE INTENSITY I THROWDOWN, FOR THE RELENTLESS HAMMERING FORCE GOING AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN, UNTIL YOU CAN’T COPE ANYMORE. I’D BE SHITTIN’ IT BECAUSE I’D KNOW THAT CHAMPIONSHIP IS IN JEOPARDY. IT’S A HORRIBLE SITUATION, GUY, AND I’D RECOMMEND CHECKIN’ IN WITH YOUR PAL, HE MIGHT BE GOING THROUGH A LOT OF DISTRESS BECAUSE OF IT. THE WARHORSE WALKS AROUND THINKING ABOUT HOW THIS MENTAL GUIDANCE FROM EL DESPERADO MAY BE ABLE TO HELP SUZUKI COPE WITH THE LOSS OF HIS CHAMPIONSHIP HE’S BEEN WORKING FOR YEARS TO OBTAIN. IT’S IMPORTANT TO CHECK UP ON YOUR FRIENDS, THEY’RE NOT HERE FOREVER AND SUZUKI’S HERE FOR A HELLUVA LOT LESS. Y’KNOW, THEY AREN’T EVEN BILLING US ON THE POSTER FOR THIS SHOW? THEY DON’T EVEN SEE WHAT SUZUKI’S DONE FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP AS ATTRACTION WORTHY. THEY DON’T SEE IT AS A THING YOU SHOULD EVEN BE PAYING ATTENTION TO. IT’S A REAL SHAME HE’D NOT BE ABLE TO DRAW A DIME, I GUESS ALL THE VETS WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM BACK IN THE DAY, EH PAL?
YET IT’S NOT ABOUT DRAW POWER, IT’S ABOUT WHO GETS IT DONE IN THE RING. IT’S ABOUT WHO’S GOING THE EXTRA MILE. WHO’S GONNA BE ABLE TO PULL THROUGH. I’LL RUN LAPS AND THEN BACK, TO COME AND GET MY CHAMPIONSHIP, POLISH IT UP NICE FOR ME, RING RAT, YOUR TIME WITH IT IS BORROWED. THE WARHORSE FINALLY LOWERS HIS MICROPHONE AGAIN.
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Post by Fauche on Oct 6, 2020 17:34:01 GMT -6
The Dynamic Duo steps into the ring and the energy in the arena picks up immensely with the face-to-face getting all close and personal. Much to everyone's surprise, though, it's Asuka who is first to step forward. The SLUMLORD brushes past Kyle and Larry to get all up in Becky Lynch's business.Asuka: Kon'nichiwa, mō hōchū no yaken. Tekisetsu ni shōkai sa rete imasen. Watashinonamaeha Asuka! Shikashi, anata wa sudeni watashi no koto o kiita koto ga aru ni chigai arimasen. Hoka ni dono yō ni watashi ni funsō suru koto o shitte imasu ka? Anata wa watashi no gaiken o nusunda. Anata wa watashi no tekunikku o nusunda. Hazukashikunai.
Anata no hitobito wa hatsugen-ken o motte imasu. Karera wa, mohō wa osejino seijitsuna katachidearu to iimasu. Dakara tabun anata wa tada no betsu no fandesu. Matawa tabun anata wa shi no negai o motte imasu. Un ga yokereba! Watashi mo dansei o taosu mae ni, kono kaisha no subete no josei o taosu koto o mokuhyō ni shite imasu. Kōshiki no josei bumon wanainode, moshi areba, chanpionshippu wa watashi no mono ni naru koto o meikaku ni shite okimasu. Watashi wa sudeni yama no josei nia Jakkusu o taoshimashita, naze anata wa tsugide wa nai nodesu ka, faiakurotchi? Watashi wa Transatlantic Champion. Anata ga watashi no pātonā ni maketa nochi, tabun anata wa watashi ni mo betsu no taitoru no shiai o ushinau kanōsei ga arimasu. Hai. Watashi wa sukidesu. Ashita no kōgō tai otoko. Sore wa anata no bakageta namaedesu yo ne? Sono otoko? Totemo kimyō. Anata wa itsumo jibunde wanai mono no furi o shimasu. Anata wa jibun jishin o otoko to yonde imasu. Watashi ga mite iru mono o shiritaidesu ka?Asuka leans in a little closer and busts out some of the local lingo.Dead... Man... Walking! She lingers on the stare down for a bit longer before taking a step back, having gotten all that off her chest. Laughing like an idiot and doing that obnoxious one-hand finger snap thing from like 2007, Kyle takes it from there. KO'R: Oh snap! Oh snap! You went and pissed off Asuka! Did you even see what this chick did to Nia Jax? She totally effed her up. You should be super worried. Or maybe actually not, cause after we're done at Bad Blood you'll probably be so friggin dejected and depressed that you retire and Asuka never even gets a chance to kick your butt, Becky.
I know you guys wanna act like since we're not the Strong Dragons, I didn't spend all winter laying the smack down on you with Mark. And yeah, sure, fine, this is different. But if anything, we're way better, and you two haven't exactly gotten better. You got the titles back, then BOOM, ya dropped them right away. Just like always. Maybe you don't become three time champs by accident, but it's not like it's an accident you idiot jerks lost them three times, too. And fast. Sooooo fast.
Now you wanna flex records on us like we're not on some super hot streak. Nobody's pinned us in months! Have you guys even had a real match since you lost your last title fight? So you're not just stale, you're for sure rusty now. That's pretty terrible heading into an Iron Man match. Psssh I'm happy I'm not you two. Super happy. Also, the nice thing about having a whole entire hour to wrestle you "R" tards is that we get to beat you... and then beat you again... and again... and again... and again and again and again until they finally make us stop. Larry's right. Everyone's gonna know which of us is better and after we run shoutout and rack up some record Iron Man score on your butts it's gonna be hilariously, painfully obvious. Kyle pauses to visualize the match in his head. Visulaization is a little trick he picked up in therapy years ago. His brow furrows as he contemplates a potentially less-than-ideal scenario, but he quickly turns it around.Cause... even if like, somehow you manage to sneak one or two pins in. Cheaty ones. Or roll-ups. Whatever. It wouldn't matter. Cause we're gonna get waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay way way more. More than twice as many. Definitely. You're definitely screwed. The Sweenster happily takes grabs the baton and starts running from there.Sweeney: Ahahaha... you said it Kyle! Haha! That's the stuff! And as for you bumms... He eyes the contenders up and down with the like they're last week's trash still piled up on the curb.Don't you come up here in our ring tryin' to spin those precious little lies. Especially those lies to yourself. Ha! Those are the dangerous ones, buddy. The ones you let get ya into trouble! Sami Zayn, I remember you standing right in front of me just weeks ago telling me it wouldn't matter if I tried to cheat or pull a fast one, cause you'd find a way to outsmart me.
Well... ya didn't. And I pinned your sorry ass one... two... three! Did I take the low road? Damn right I did! Ahaha! And I'll gladly do it again, double so if it means sparing the ever-lovin' UWF Universe from another one of your sanctimonious, cup-of-coffee title runs. I'm gifted in the ways of prognostication but even a laymen shy a crystal ball can see damn well that when it comes to Sweet n' Sour and the Dynamic Duo, it's our side that's stacked deep with the gamesmanship, and there isn't a future, possibility or scenario where you find some way to outwit us.
Fair's fair. You've shown us that you know how to climb ladders quicker. But TLC's in the rear view. Those ladders were a straight line to gold that went past us. You're shit outta luck now that you actually gotta go through us.Larry traces a proverbial line in the sand in front of him with his foot.Wanna bring records into this? Ha! Easy to do when you never actually compete, but heck, I don't mind! I take it as a compliment that so many people, yourselves included, we surprised it took us so long to get this tag team up and running at the top level. I can't help but blame myself. Making it to the King of the Ring Finals in my first month here and then going on a record-breaking world title run just six weeks after that was a pretty high bar to set. Zero to sixty, mama! And Kyle here, well sheesh, he and Mark didn't waste any time in kicking your butts to win gold either, and his first singles match in the company almost had him winnin' the big one too!
All that to say, as impressive as we are, this tandem took some figuring but figure we did, and now we're untouchable. The teams that beat us? We came back around hard and beat them. We sent the punks that took the belts off you back to Japan in body bags, twenty pounds of gold lighter, mind ya. In sports media, our cold streak is what's called a "building year". Guess what? It worked! The machine got built and now it's firing on all cylinders, runnin' roughshod over ever poor Peter and Paul dumb enough to get in its path.
I might be disappointed that you're too delusional to see it, but I ain't surprised. Two mooks that are this eager to get a chance to touch to belts they never seem to be able to hold on to must have a couple screws lose. Those same washed-up goofs thinking they stand a chance against the world's finest in an hour-long contest with a score count? Downright laughable! But for once, I can't seem to find it in me to chuckle at your expense. Must be all the pity I'm feelin' right now, huh?One last faux-sympathetic glance over the rims of his shades caps of Larry's rant. Sweet n' Sour leaves the floor open there.
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Post by rawisrey on Oct 7, 2020 11:21:34 GMT -6
The screen shines bright with the familiar joyful intro. As we enter the Funhouse, instead of being greeted by Bray a dog puppet comes up from behind the counter as Damien begins to speak. Damien The Dog: Allow me to beg your indulgence for one moment, my name is Damien and I am here to help all of you. All of you of course includes one Mr. Dallas, a gentleman who has decided to lead his own clique as it were, a dastardly denomination under his own name. In doing so, you've been compared to Bray Wyatt, however I know what it is like to be labeled wrongly as some cult leader. I was saving people from the sea of ineptitude and inequity and yet I was scoffed at post haste by everyone in the company. With that being said, over the past month I've taken the liberty of investigating your true motives and have found you lacking. Not only does following your so-called "way" only benefit yourself but it falsely promises a way of life you are incapable of providing. Everyone I touched with my ever reaching hand of salvation and intellect benefited from my teachings. I provided those who bore witness to my intellectual salvation with championships, with clout, and with high profile victories. What has your brand of leadership provided someone like Mr. Buzzard other than constant pain and failure. It is people like you that cause complications to true intentions, people such as yourself that cause others not to trust when someone is truly after the best of someone else. When you decided to target someone you had no business targeting, I will be entirely transparent when I say that I relished the thought of you getting what you deserve as a result. And on October 11th, 2020 anno domini, you will forever remember the moment you chose the wrong name to regurgitate in the vast sea of lies you spew out on a daily basis. And for all the people you've lied to, all the poor souls you misguided in your attempt to benefit your own social standing, all that will be needed to say to them is: You're Welcome.Bray comes into screen and Damien hops off screen, as Bray rubs his chin and ponders what Damien had to say. Bray Wyatt: Damien, you sure are worked up over this. And yet I've already felt something internally that seems drawn to teaching young Bo a lesson, I mean usually all I want is for New friends to come join me in my funhouse. But Bo Bo, he spoke ill of me...mentioned me over and over again for no reason. And when I decided to reciprocate that attention, suddenly I'm the bad guy for it. I'm not the bad guy, because bad guys Lie and Manipulate. And for all the comparisons Bo, I've never lied to my fireflies. I never lied about what was going to happen to Rey, I never lied about the results of my matches. And I didn't lie when I warned what would happen if you decided to seek me out. Bray smiles wide letting out a little laugh before continuing. Tell me my little fireflies, have you ever had a Wish you Wished hadn't come true? I know I have, but now I can be anything I want to be...and if I can be ANYTHING...Why would I ever be...Sorry? Bo Bo, you chose to come to me. You chose to sick your buzzards on me, but you forget that the Buzzards answer to me because it has always been I who provided them with their sustenance. You have wandered down the wrong road and it has lead you to me and while you thought that it was the right way towards your own glorification you forgot just who you were speaking about. You spoke of the devil for Way to long to be acceptable, and now I am here man, I am here to make you regret everything you've ever done that lead you to this point and I dare say that-Bray closes his eyes shut tightly, and shakes his head. He open palm smacks the side of his head a bit before opening his eyes and smiling wide. Be careful what you wish for Bo Bo, because you wished to challenge me...and now you are going to get that and everything it entails. The end of your lies, of your corruption, will come at my hands. Bad Blood is very fitting a name, because the blood that connects us is anything but good. You are from a life long disconnected form the one I have now, and cutting that tie will free me forever from the mortal coils that inhabit this plain. Your end is nigh, and by bring you Hurt, I shall Heal everything you've effected. And once I've broken you back down to the REAL you that lies underneath the scum and lies you've manifested...Only then will you be the Bo Bo I knew. And maybe then, I can save you from yourself...Let me in.
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Post by yoloisfox on Oct 7, 2020 14:54:52 GMT -6
BOOM! It’s Journey! Boos flood the arena when Stokely walks out the boos kinda slow down when Trent? walks out but then those boos turn to cheers, ITS ORANGE CASSIDY!!!
The three make it to the ring Orange lies next to UMB while Stokely stands near Sanshiro, Trent? has to stand alone because well he’s Trent?, but he has a mic so he’s gonna day something!
Trent?:”Weak? Dude are you listening to yourself? Cedric you lost to Orange Cassidy before, the 6 man tag dude. Honestly OC is a way better pick than you, and just as good as Spike, he almost beat Minoru Suzuki, he’s a tough dude, and in Wargames, he’s gonna try, so like you are screwed my friend. Outclassed, and outmatched, former World Champ on our side,a man to be feared, UMB wants some revenge on Lil Spike and I bet he’s gonna use all the tricks he has to get it, as for me? Well I’m not letting my friend down, I don’t care if the Dudley’s beat the shit out of me, I really don’t, I’m a ducking Heavyweight! So you wanna do this? Then fellas let’s go to war!”
Hathaway looks at Takagi and grins before raising his mic and turning to Cedric.
Stokely Hathaway:”Oh and Cedric, let me tell ya something, you little punk. Hathaway Enterprises were always Sanshiro’s first choice for the Team DDT brand, but business partnerships take a lot of time and a lot of paperwork, so actually Spike WAS the third choice, and quite frankly it’s sad he thinks he’ll be able to do anything with his little team! I mean The Dudley’s are doomed, remember when I put Cheeseburger and Beer City Bruiser against them? That was all part of the plan, during that match they showed me all of their strengths and all of their weaknesses, and now I will use that to Team DDT’s advantage! Face it, Team DDT is an unstoppable business powerhouse and you are just the poor Orphans that we are rendering homeless, haha!”
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Post by Danny on Oct 9, 2020 0:06:12 GMT -6
Sami chuckles right in their stupid dumb faces. Sami Zayn: Oh you pity us? That's grand coming from a guy who's so delusional about his skills that he thinks he's Ultimo Dragon with all those fake titles he's won. No I'd feel sorry for if you weren't so gosh darn annoying. Becky Lynch: Speaking of annoying. Just when I thought Sweet N' Sour couldn't get on my nerves any more, they go and get this Spanish speaking pink haired lady to go and ramble on for god knows how long. Listen Asuka, I'm not afraid to slap your head off your shoulders one bit but I ain't got time for you. While you're busy trying to get some worthless Women's Division goin', I'm out here puttin' the reputation of real women on the line. I'm showin' everyone while they shouldn't look down top us but hey, maybe I'm an anomaly. I guess some women are fine just staying in the shadows hiding behind lesser men. Becky stares down both Sweeney and Kyle, a cold shot if I ever heard one and not the kind Kyle needs for his diabetes. Becky Lynch: I guess hiding is the wrong word because Jesus H Christ, I've never seen such attention hungry people. Kyle is so bland and boring it's a wonder how he got a Gatorade deal. Guess we got Henry to thank for that but you two, you come out here with your robes, your bright colors and feathered boas. You're starving for attention. You're such lackluster people that you NEED to stand out. Sweeney had to give himself so many shiny objects and have so many people around him at all times just to make sure all eyes were on him. Sorry to tell ya this Larry but nobody gave two shits about ya. It was nWo this, nWo that. Never Larry Sweeney. A man who begs for attention and can never quite get it. What a sad little man. Sami Zayn: Us on the other hand, we let our wrestling do the talking. You say we're rusty and yet we put one of Foley's new tag teams on the shelf. We humiliated another so bad they haven't been seen since and we beat the two you couldn't get the job done against last week. If that's rusty, boy oh boy do you have a problem come Bad Blood.
You see we may get screwed from time to time. We may be overconfident and it comes back to bite us but when push comes to shove and you have to just straight up beat us in a match, we don't lose. Gimmick matches, multi team matches, whatever the Commissioner of the Tag Team Division decides to throw us in to keep us down, it sometimes works. They know how to keep us at arm's reach. When it comes to skillful matches though, well our record speaks for itself. And while an Iron Man match is certainly a gimmick, it's a gimmick that favors pure skill. We know you got tricks Sweeney but those surprises might catch someone off guard once, maybe twice. You're wrestling us for a full hour buddy. Becky's going to break your arm once and then you're just going to tap out every single time she touches it afterwards. I'm going to kick you in the head so many times you're not even going to know what month it is. Sami has dialed up the intensity as he looks directly into the eyes of his opponents. Becky Lynch: We're the best tag team on the planet. Even when one half of you beat us almost a year ago, you're still ridin' off that high and braggin' about it ever since. Anyone with half a brain knows we let you win that match to make everyone think we were finished. We then blindsided the New Day and became the new World Tag Team Champions. We don't need tricks to stop the two of yous. You're both so utterly pathetic that we could probably still win this with our arms tied behind our backs. Sami Zayn: Don't worry though, we won't ask for that stipulation because we don't want to give any sort of room for debate. "The Dynamic Duo caught them off guard because they couldn't wrestle the same with their hands behind their backs". No excuses. The only excuse you can have is that your bodies failed you. In Kyle's case this is even more applicable. Will he be able to physically go the distance without his blood sugar dropping? Kyle is this pretend lie that you're a champion more important to you than you're own health? Sami gets up close when he asks the question, smirking at him as he lowers his mic.
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Post by HeelBoi on Oct 9, 2020 7:36:43 GMT -6
Suddenly, the arena darkens. We see a shadow. No theme is playing. Killer Kross emerges from the darkness and strolls down the ring. No theme. Just fans giving mixed reviews. Boos and cheers echo around the arena. Some love him, some hate him. Kross enters the ring and grabs a microphone from a ringside crew member.Killer Kross: Hornswoggle! You better get your ass out here and stop playing around with children, you creep. You may look like one but that doesn’t entitle you to any kind of special treatment. At Bad Blood, I’m going to rip that title from around your waist, and choke you to death with it.. You will be a king no more. Then you will hear Chimel shouting over the PA system.. AND NEEEEEEEEEW!Kross points over to Chimel and grins. Chimel looks terrified.Killer Kross: As for Rowan. Our redbearded hero. A man who has been a thorn in my side these past weeks. Not as big of a pain in the ass as Hornswoggle but... not far off at all. Cedric doubted me just like you have Rowan. Just like you have Hornswoggle. Look what happened to him. I put that sucker out of business. I didn’t choose the name Killer, it’s something these people have branded me.. and you can see why... I will show you why, because when I’m stood holding that Television title above my head, you will both be struggling to see my glory through your crimson masks. I don’t do it’s, buts, or maybes. I do absolutes. Don’t cross Kross.Kross drives the microphone onto the ring mat before beckoning for either of his opponents to come out. The PPV is branded Bad Blood, now we can see why!
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