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Post by ដានីយ៉ែល on Oct 9, 2020 11:17:31 GMT -6
(Out from underneath the ring, comes King Hornswoggle with a microphone in his hand and crawls into the ring to stand across from Killer Kross.)
KH: Me playing will little kids is the last thing a king would do. I am no R Kelly, that is for sure. I don't care about you or Erik Rowan. You both are my peasants and I will still rule this bitch after the match. Whether I win or lose, you both will still bow down to your damn king. Whether I shred blood or not, I will give you the damn COVID-19 like the retard President Donald Trump, if you come anywhere near me. I will cough in both of you guy's faces if I have to, because I don't care. You two don't scare me. I didn't win this damn title by an accident, but I am going to defend it until my last dying breath. So you both can fuck off and bow down to King Hornswoggle at Bad Blood! IF you two want this belt so bad, then come and get it.
(King Hornswoggle then coughs a little bit and spits on the ring mat. before wiping his mouth with his t-shirt.)
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Post by bodor on Oct 11, 2020 16:32:47 GMT -6
I couldn't, there's puke all over my keyboard but the show must go on and Despy's here to make sure it does, what a pro, but as professional as he is he can't hide the sheer shock on his face
WARHORSE I can't believe it, you're full of surprises and you've simply outdone yourself with this one, you're right again! unbelievable, this time not even hypothetically! "YET IT’S NOT ABOUT DRAW POWER, IT’S ABOUT WHO GETS IT DONE IN THE RING", wow, so accurate, to the point, so... right, did you come up with that stuff on your own? because if you did that's really really impressive WARHORSE, I'm proud of you buddy, although that does sound a bit familiar, I wonder why.
Despy lowers the mic to ponder, it's the thinking man all over again, after a moment his eureka moment hits and he resumes talking
Oh I know why it sounds familiar, it's what I've been saying this whole time! from the start I've been saying that the fans love you, we'll see for how long tho, and that Suzuki has shown time and time again that he's the one that gets stuff done in the ring, I've tried and tried to get the concept that the fans and management won't help you once you're in there with the god of pro wrestling Suzuki inside your head and apparently it got through, but your twisted mind somehow decided it came up with it by itself, made it louder and sent the signal for your mouth to shout it, well shouting it won't reverse the roles, it won't change the outcome and it won't change your fate, entering Bad Blood with high hopes and determination to win the shittiest title known to man only to leave the event a beltless broken mess who may never wrestle again, and I'll be honest it won't be a huge loss for the company.
Despy laughs at the joke while the entire crowd stays silent, so silent in fact we can clearly hear one guy coughing, he immediately gets escorted out of the building cause we're in the middle of a pandemic how you gonna come to a wrestling show when you're coughing? the nerve of some people, while that was going on Despy relaxes and now continues
It's funny because it's true, anyway, before you go on to spew some more nonlogical bullshit about metal or something I have something I want to say to everyone, the crowd, the so-called "wrestlers" watching us from the back waiting for their shot at the belt and the management, this title is garbage, I know it, you know it, everybody knows it, it's trash, but it's Minoru Suzuki's trash, and if someone wants it he'll have to go through him, at first Suzuki'll have to settle for someone like you Warhorse, barely deserving of a TV spot much less a title shot but as another jobber and another jobber is destroyed by Suzuki the bodies will start to pile up, and as they pile up to a mountain of corpses with the title on the top the challengers will become better and better but it won't matter, they will share the same fate as the jobber, as you warhorse, a footnote in the book of Minoru Suzuki's dominance.
Despy lowers the mic and chuckles, he better tell us where we can find that book cause I'm buying his entire stock
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Post by Fauche on Oct 13, 2020 19:54:26 GMT -6
Kyle just waves off that nonsense like campfire smoke in his face back in the Boy Scout days of his youth.KO'R: Psssh. Whatever dude. If having a body that produces insulin by itself is so great, how come I'm so much more successful than like pretty much everyone else on the roster? Maybe I gotta watch what I eat. Maybe I got a try a little harder. But that extra energy I put in always pays off. I never get lazy. Like how I can hustle my but off all summer and win some titles without even needing to take a couple months off.
That's you. I'm talking about you. He points at the both of them.Plus also I don't get how you can keep acting like you're better than us. If you were better than us, you'd have the titles. But you don't. We do. You're the challengers. You've never pinned us. I've beat you guys loads of times. Larry just got one too. So you've got nothing. No titles. No logic. No anything except excuses. A big fat long list of everything bad thing that's ever happened to you and why it's so unfair. Boo friggin hoo. Two years in and what have you got to show for it? Definitely nothing that meant anything. Even when you were champs, it wasn't special. Nobody cared.
I know Larry was like "oh this is about legacy" and that sounds cool but who did you ever beat last year? Trading wins with the New Day when nobody else was even around. Cool. So what? It finally starts to get competitive around here and while we were busy fighting our way to the top, you just sat back while we did the heavy lifting. Now you wanna walk in and try and take credit for all our hard work but it's not gonna happen, you loser prick dorkwads. Know why?Asuka: Akachan no yō ni yawarakaikara!KO'R: Yeah! And also you're just not that good. Nobody's screwing you over cause nobody cares that much, and even if they did, they wouldn't have to, cause all these "wrestling skills" you suposably have are just made up. Dynamic Duo? More like LIE-namic Duo. Cause that's all you're about. Lying. To us. To them. To yourselves. Whoever. Which is dumb. Cause you're only fooling two people. But I guess that's not hard when those two people are total idiots. Kyle sneers at the contenders, capping things off with a roar of applause from the crowd. Larry looks around, grinning and waving like the kind of man who would never waste a moment in the spotlight of the adulation of a mob. When they finally settle down, though, he's quick to change up the pace a bit and turn the conversation in a bit of a different direction.Sweeney: Yep. Yep. That's right. That's right. But hey, listen... we could go on and on all night about how you phony-baloney bozos got it all backwards, call you out on the lies, bombard with every single shred of incontrovertible evidence clearly indicating that we're far and away the odds on favourites here, but why bother? I can't imagine you suddenly having some kinda moment of clarity and coming to the light now. No... no the best chance you delusional dimwits have at any semblance of salvation is gonna have to come the hard way, and that's between bells. There's a moment where it seems Larry might just leave it there, but of course the motor-mouthed macho man doesn't. Instead, he extends his free index finger, counting off on the single digit.There is one thing, though - one chord ya struck with me there. Something about being an "attention grabber", was it? He pauses for a second before trading in that smile and calm, collected tone for the ranting, raving, riled-up hootin' and hollerin's of a Southern Baptist preacher.That's the point, ya jabronis! Besides an ocean of talent, the difference between me and you is pizzaz and flash and flamboyance and all that's just a fancy way of saying "money". M-O-N-E-Y. Cash. The green gold. Cold, hard currency. Sweet n' Sour prints the stuff while the Dynamic Duo couldn't draw a three-figure gate.
Being a champion means a lot of things you evidently never figured out - like besides being the best, adding some credibility to the division. But you gotta sell. You gotta give the people a reason to put down some change on the game. Nobody in their right mind is gonna part with a paycheque to see a guy dressed like a homeless commie and his hooker girlfriend wrestler on TV. They can get that for free is they cruise downtown after two in the mornin'!
You're not special. You sure ain't stars, just a couple of gross, less-than-regular lookin' whiners who have skirted by on the bare minimum. Just let your wrestling do the talking, huh? Well it don't say much, certainly not enough to make up for the slovenly Spielberg aesthetic, or to cover up the skank stank followin' Bucky Lunch around here. Larry gestures up and down himself.Now this... this is how ya dress when you want someone to cut you a big ol' cheque. I don't just "grab attention". I take it. People always used to always get so mad at me and ask how come I get the private jet, the limo rides, the big pay-per-view matches and title shots. Remember when I came back from a year off and got to contend for these belts at Mania? It's cause I'm a bonafide superstar! And when you're a superstar, doors open for ya. The wallet gets fat, the lights get bright, and the red carpet just rolls out in front of ya. That's the business. It's just the way it is. From Gorgeous to Buddy to Ric to Hogan to Rock to Sweet n' Sour Inc. We're the bee's knees. The cat's pajamas, capiche? The best cigarettes in the pack.
You don't have to like it. I can already tell that you're chomping at the bit to yack about how you're "real wrestlers" or whatever. Fine. You take that miserable, plain-jane vanilla attitude and see how far it gets you. Wanna see what real talent mixed with some charm looks like? Check the tape on my world title run. Seeing as how you can't keep up in either department, I'd say you're looking at a long hard look in the mirror and a trip to the blackboard when we're through with ya cause we're miles and miles ahead everywhere it counts.
The only reason the channels aren't changing while you're standing in this ring is cause we're here too. Maybe that's why Foley hates your guts, cause he knows between the whining and the everything else about ya, you're cancer for this sport and the television companies that charge to advertise around it. Hell, it's not even just about dressing up nice. Kyle can't even tie a tie but at least the kid's got moxie. All you two are is a tweedlee-and-tweedledum pair of misanthropic glory-hog wannabe-but-never-will tough guys. Yesterday's news, and barely that. It's charity that we're even giving you this moment but it's the last hand out you'll see from Sweet n' Sour, cause after we've wiped the floor with ya's, we're through. No more rematches. No more wasting our time. The Dynamic Duo can hit the bricks and find something else to be kinda sorta alright at. Wrestling through with you.Larry ends it there with as dismissive a sigh as he can humanly muster.
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Post by albo2 on Oct 14, 2020 23:59:33 GMT -6
Stokely & the crowd are waiting patiently, all sitting there, chatting, eating popcorn and just chilling. They have been waiting for a while for the last 3 participants but their wait is over as fireworks fire down from the ceiling.YER, WE'RE COMING DOWN GET UP, GET UP, GET UP DROP THE BOMBSHELL.The crowd get even louder when D-Von Dudley comes bursting through the curtain like only he can with his brothers Bubba Ray & Spike Dudley following close behind him. Spike stands in the middle of the stage, holding his arms in the air, noticeably with less vigor as he usually has. The Dudleyz go to either side of the stage and amp the crowd up big time. The Dudleyz come back together, pleasing the crowd with punching hands together and making their way down the rampThe Dudley Boyz tag team don't waste time as they sprint towards the ring. The crowd are left disappointed as the hero's usually give high fives down the ramp but it seems they are all business tonight. D-Von and Bubba go towards the corners, raising up and giving the crowd 3D signs as the crowd are eating them up. Spike doesn't follow his brothers however as he goes to ringside, grabbing 2 microphones for his brothers. The Dudley Boyz jump down, meeting in the middle of the ring, fist bumping again when Spike gives them their mics. His brothers bend over, putting their arms on his shoulders as D-Von begins to talk.D-Von: We are sorry for keeping you waiting boys but rest assured, the cavalry is finally here.Bubba: We thought we would make you all wait and make the grand hero's entrance, when all hope was lost, the saviors come swooping in from nowhere and change the whole dynamic of the battle.Spike: And that is exactly what we have decided to do this time around. You see, it wasn't that long ago that we did the same thing for Cedric over there. Now Team DDT, I rejected your advances for a very good reason and just like that you proved my reason correct. Little Uncle Spike Dudley, he does go looking for trouble, trouble always comes to me. It's what happens when you have a legendary last name where as you on the other hand, this whole match could have been avoided..... hell you could have had us in a Handicap War Games Match but because you went looking for trouble with Cedric, we know have a partner that we can rely on.D-Von: And I'm looking at your boys that just shut their traps and I'm really doubting you can rely on them to bring anything. They have Stokely blindly leading them into failure and he will take you down with him. The reason I know, well it's because his ego is way to big. The reason I know this fact as well is because you Takagi came out and said Spike was very much your plan A and then Stokely comes out and denies it saying your partnership was Plan A.Bubba: Not very smart now are we?Spike: But we know we are very smart welcoming Cedric into our fold. He has the heart of a champion and mixed with our heart, it makes for a winning team. A winning team that has one common goal here and that is to get rid of this partnership before it fully blossoms. We have been here for a long time, we have seen all sorts of factions come and go and right now, I'm standing across the ring looking at a potentially damn good one.D-Von: We won't be able to live with ourselves if we fail at the first hurdle because after us, we don't see anyone that can stop you.Spike: I saw the same in Shibata. He was unstoppable but I did enough to stop him. I may have not won the battles I had with him but I won the war in the end.D-Von: We got rid of him before he did too much damage and now we have to get rid of you before you become a cancer to UWF. We don't want you spreading any further then The Dudley Boyz & Cedric Alexander.Bubba: And don't get us wrong, we know full well that this is Cedric's first shot at the big time, it could possible be the first time he has had his face on the UWF Pay Per View Poster but we know he is ready to fight alongside us.D-Von: We know he is ready to take out the 4 of you no matter the cost. Whether it involves him getting his ass kicked in the early stages because his outnumbered or whether he needs to put his body on the line.Spike: And you know that The Dudleyz are just ready to do just about anything to tear you apart. You started this war Ultramantis Black. I was minding my own business and you put me on your radar. You drove a fork in the Dudley Boyz for sometime there and I'll never forgive you for that but you aren't looking for forgiveness are you? This cage you speak of from last year Ultramantis, it means nothing. Absolutely nothing because this is a whole different animal. We didn't just pick this kind of match for the fun of it. We picked it because it was the best match for us to do pain. It was the best match for me to take my frustrations out on you. You have cost me match after match this month so I'm willing to take out everything on Team DDT.D-Von: And that boys....... that isn't a good sign for you.D-Von lowers the mic, the boys still looking angry and focused as they await for someone else to speak.
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Post by George on Oct 15, 2020 9:29:48 GMT -6
THE WARHORSE JUST LOOKS FLAT OUT DISAPPOINTED IN THIS MASCADORE AT THIS RATE. A FULL ON, NOT MAD, JUST EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED EMOTION BEING SHOWN FOR ALL TO SEE. THE WARHORSE HOWEVER OBLIGES AND RAISES HIS MICROPHONE UP TO HIS MOUTH.WARHORSE: FOR SOMEONE WHO TALKS A LOT, YOU SURE AS HELL DON’T SAY ENOUGH FOR IT TO BE WORTH THE WARHORSE’S TIME. IT’S VALUABLE NOW YOU SEE, BECAUSE SEEING AS HE’S SUCH A JOBBER, AS YOU PUT, NOT ME, HE JUST ONLY HAS IT IN HIM TO BEAT PEOPLE BELOW HIM. IT REALLY SHOWS YOU DON’T THINK THAT HIGHLY OF YOUR BOSS, BOY. NO, BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU’D KNOW THAT SOMEONE WHO STANDS ON THE SAME LEVEL PLAYING FIELD AS YOUR BOSS, WOULD MAKE HIM THE SAME IN STATUS. SOMEONE CALL IN A TELEGRAM BECAUSE LITTLE OL’ DESPY OVER HERE CALLED MINORU SUZUKI A JOBBER.
IT’S FUNNY THOUGH. YOU WORK SO HARD, PUT IN THE WORK FOR SO LONG TO GET TO THE TOP, BUT WHEN YOU REACH-IT, YOU JUST DEGRADE EVERYTHING YOU’VE WORKED FOR. IT’S A SHAME HOWEVER, SEEING THE SHAM OF A CHAMPION WALK AROUND PRETENDING THAT THEY’RE SO SUPERIOR. IF YOU TWO WORE SUITS EVERYONE WOULD THINK THAT YOU’RE SOME BIGOT BANKERS OUTTA WALL STREET. YET THAT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WRESTLING, AND THE FACT IS THAT YOU ARE UNDERRATING THE WARHORSE TIME AND TIME AGAIN, AND IT’S GODDAMN SICKENING BOY.
I GET IT DONE IN THE RING IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT CHECK THE GODDAMN TRACK RECORD. THEY DON’T LOVE ME BECAUSE I’M A CUTE FACE, THEY DON’T LOVE ME BECAUSE I TAKE ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHS WITH THEM, WHILE I DO APPLY TO THOSE THINGS THAT IS CERTAINLY SECONDARY TO THE FACT THAT I’M THE GODDAMN ASS RULER. SATAN’S BULLY, THE DUDE WHO’LL STOMP YOUR BACK THROUGH YOUR BACK JUST AS OWEN HART WOULD DO TO YOUR LEG.THE WARHORSE BLESSES UP TOWARDS THE SKY TO OL’ OWEN, HE NEVER KNEW HIM, BUT HECK THE MEME IS WORTH IT BABY. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ON IGNORING THAT FACT GO AHEAD, MAKE THE RECORD BOOKS AS ONE OF THE SHORTEST REIGNS WITH THAT STRAP. IT DOESN’T BOTHER THE WARHORSE ANYWAY, AS IT’S COMING HOME ANYWAY, TO THE WARHORSE, HIS THRONE, AND HIS PILE OF FACEPAINT AND PUSSY. IT’S ALL FOR THE SPIRIT, AND THE GODDAMN WILL THAT THE WARHORSE HAS, THAT’S WHAT DRIVES HIM FORWARD.
IN THE SOUL OF HEAVY METAL, IN THE GODDAMN INTENSITY THAT KNOCKS AT YOUR DOOR WITH A HAMMER. BREAKING IN AND TAKING ALL OF YOUR BELONGINGS, AND FRANKLY THE WARHORSE DOESN’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS IF THEY’RE PRECIOUS, BECAUSE HE WANTS ‘EM AND HE’S GONNA GO AND GET ‘EM. AS IT’S ALL ABOUT WILL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR BOY IS ALL ABOUT OUT OF IT. WARHORSE LOWERS HIS MICROPHONE (for a final time? Idk deadline’s today folks it looks like this is the final motherfuckin hurdle amirite franky boy said it once in my way, shit’s a kinda fuckin sad song y’know for how grand that shit is) AHEAD OF THE MATCHUP WITH MINORU SUZUKI AT BAD BLOOD SUCKA.
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Post by Danny on Oct 15, 2020 13:13:33 GMT -6
Becky Lynch: You see, that's the problem with you guys. You're all about the money and nothin' else. Stupid Kyle is just along for the ride like before but Sweeney is a con man. You're basically Donny Trump, You haven't actually made all this money through drawin' power, it's just a show. That boa you got is probably from a dollar store. Anyone can take a photoshoot on a jet. Red carpets are not hard to come by. You may put in hard work but certainly not in the ring. All that work is just to keep up appearances because you couldn't draw money with a green crayon in your hand. The nWo had so much go away heat that the people were cravin' for a change. It's no mistake that that's exactly when the Dynamic Duo came into the picture. I'd say we were the straw that broke the camel's back for the nWo but we were more like a 100 pound weight fallin' from 6 stories high. Sami lifts his hand in the air and slowly brings it down onto the mic, making an explosion sound complete with a dead face . The crowd hates his annoying ass even more. Sami Zayn: I couldn't have said it better myself Bex. You would think for people who have been around for so long, they'd know just how wrong it is to underestimate us but here we are again. Or maybe they're not underestimating us. They probably know just how good we are but they also know just how much we've been screwed around. They probably got an ace up their sleeve as far as scummy ways to win. No matter, we've overcome worse. As a matter of fact, we've overcome pretty much every single team that we've ever faced. So when you ask who did we beat back then, the answer is everyone. We mopped the floor of the tag team division and those guys were honestly a whole lot better than you. The only reason they looked so bad was because they ran into us. You have this dumb misconception that when you came in, things got more competitive. For who? For you maybe because you were trading wins back and forth with every team but us? We just kept on winning. A bunch of new teams worse than the last bunch doesn't make the place more competitive, just crowded. Becky Lynch: It's no surprise the second we leave in protest, all these new teams started showing up. They saw it as their opportunity to finally make it because they knew they couldn't get through us. It may have made the place more "competitive" for you since now you got a bunch of teams on your level running around but we come back and they scattered just like the cockroaches they are. Boy was it fun stompin' on a few for good measure too. Becky is all smiles, reminiscing of running out garbage teams like the Models of Perfection. Sami Zayn: We are the ship keeping this whole tag division afloat. People like you keep dropping anchors to try and drag us down but we keep fighting and persevere. Why two privileged men get all the praise from these fans for doing nothing but swindle their way to the top, Sweeney especially, I'll never know. You act like when we were gone we took a vacation but no we left in protest, something you don't know much about because you guys have been handed everything on a silver platter. Being randomly inserted into our TLC match for the tag titles was a prime example of that. How many people get the luxury of just bringing in a new partner to defend the tag team titles? The privilege here is unreal!
We get it, us beating everyone over and over again may be a little stale to some. That's why higher up keep trying to come up with ways to get the titles away from us. We're like the Bruno Sammartino of the tag team division but until somebody knocks us off our perch officially, we're still going to be known as the best damn tag team on the planet, regardless of whether we have the titles or not. Keeping them from us though only makes the whole division look weaker though and I wish you knew this Foley. Luckily for you we're here to right that ship. At Bad Blood, we're breaking bones, we're kicking faces in and we're becoming four time World Tag Team Champions. Sami and Becky stare directly into the souls of Sweet N' Sour before dropping the mics and heading off to the back.
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