Post by crann on Sept 14, 2018 3:33:31 GMT -6
The haunting opening of Marilyn Manson's "Antichrist Superstar" lulls the audience into a calm buzz before the song kicks in in earnest, and the crowd is unsure how to respond, not knowing to whom the song belongs. Then, the man to whom the theme belongs emerges from the back. Not normally a lone wolf, the audience are caught off guard as Crazzy Steve lurches toward the ring on seemingly unsteady legs. He brushes past the outstretched palms and heads straight for the squared circle, looking every bit as demented as the day he last appeared in the UWF.
After walking a full circuit around the ring, Steve leans toward the nearest post and drags his tongue along the cold steel, then sniffs the air like a predator hunting its prey before he climbs the steel steps and enters, pulling a microphone out from somewhere to begin his tirade. Before he speaks, however, he tilts his head to the side and licks his lips, then tilts it the other way and cracks a sadistic grin. Then, he begins.
CRAZZY STEVE
A blind man stepped into a wrestling ring one day... heh heh heh...
The fans don't know how to react as Steve begins his speech with the set-up to a joke, but the punchline's not coming as he continues.
Jokes. No time for jokes. This is the big leagues now, Steve, and you're finally here! Back in the Ultimate Wrestling Federation! Three roads lay before you. Revolution! Oh, I like a good Revolution. They get violent. Bloody. Lots of carnage to be found in a Revolution, yes... that's precisely the kind of place a man like me belongs! HAH! But then... Resistance. Oh, no no no... I don't like Resistance. Those who resist find themselves beaten down and left BLEEDING. Everywhere. Great lakes of blood! Hahahahaha...
The maniacal laughter continues off the microphone as Steve lowers it and begins to pace, frantically, before climbing a turnbuckle and winking at a nearby fan, who quickly becomes quite uncomfortable. After a violent twitch just below his right eye, Steve continues.
But then, there's the third road. The road to the unemployment line! Heh. A man like me... I have too much potential to sit on the dole. Too much sinister, malevolent potential. I am the Death Dealer! Forget Cody Rhodes's multiple personalities... Dean Ambrose and his lunatic fringe... I embraced insanity a long time ago, heh heh... I was BORN. BROKEN. Unhinged, my mother called me — but who's seen her in a decade? Only the worms in my garden! Hahahahaha...
Steve heads over to the corner opposite and flops down in it, seated.
But enough about that... I was told there'd be someone to brutalize. I'm the grinder... where is my meat?!? Heh... Hehehehehehe...