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Post by ada2 on Jan 19, 2023 8:10:59 GMT -6
HOLD OUT FOR A HERO.
It was the odds, it was the numbers, it was everyone for themselves, but it was not, right? Because he knew hand on heart, that right now, right here .. there was no one as big as a threat than him, for this match, because well fuck .. this was everything. This was what two years of none stop hard work has been leading too. Every single step taken, forward, backwards, did it even matter at the end of it all, because everything had been pushing and pushing him to get to this moment, this one match where nothing mattered. The mistakes of the past. The failures, numerous as they were. The mistakes and the defeats that have mounted up. that would crush a normal man within a shadow of a doubt, but normal, with him, in his name did not mix at all. He could roll with the punches, he could take everything, because he has. He has been knocked down more than anyone else.
AND MANY A GREAT MAN HAD WALKED OUT.
Defeat, after defeat, championship failure, after failure. Insult after insult. You would think he has a breaking point within him, but you are wrong, you are dead fucking wrong. If you think that then you don’t know Eddie Kingston. You have no idea who he is and what all of this has been about. It has been a journey. One filled with pain, mister hardships, so much fucking heart break as well. any joy .. never. There has not been a single moment here, where he has been happy, where he has enjoyed himself, because he will never be happy. You will never see a smile on his face, not until he has his hands around that world title, not until he holds it, feels it, knows that it is real, that it has happened, that he was .. good enough, to be there. With the greatest of the greats. With the legends, with the men he sat and watched and learned from, respected and wanted to be like .. more than anything else.
MAYBE THIS WAS DESTINED TO FAIL.
Who knows. Maybe he was never meant to be anything other than what he was, right here, right now. someone that can be turned to in a moment, someone who can be placed within the ring and we all know, that he will have a good match and people will be pleased, people will be happy, people will enjoy what they see from him, but he wanted more, well .. he needed more, far more than that. This was all about becoming the world champion. That was it. Cut the tape, end this right now. The Royal Rumble was the golden ticket, to go through all the men who where here, around him. All of them saying their piece, all of them speaking from the heart.
The look within there eyes. The need. The want. The lust. The greed. Good. There was no one here then, that he could see for himself who did not belong. Who did not have the right to be with them, who had no earned their place. They were then, all going then, soon enough to fight one another. To go to war with one another. To hurt, injure and if needed, end careers if that was what it was going to take, to be the one who stands higher than all others and punches there ticket, right to the main event of the grandest stage of them all and that .. well fuck .. you could not write it better yourself. If somehow, someway, against all the odds and all the thoughts, feelings and hatred he had from people, that he managed to do this, that he managed to win this one and show the world.
THAT DREAMS CAN BE SMALL, THEY CAN BE LARGE, BUT IT IS ABOUT YOUR HEART.
At the end of everything. Everyone has the right to dream. Everyone has the right to have a dream and chase it, but the world is shit, the world is cruel. Having a dream more often than not just is not enough, you need a little bit more. You need to have balls, like he does. You need to be able to fucking do what needed to be done, to take what you wanted and for him, counting the people here, a dozen, maybe more, a shit load more he is not aware off. Send them all. Fuck it, the grandest prize is on the line right here, send everyone.
Because this was it. Truly no shit, no lies, this was it for him. Two matches, one title, one dream and he was going to do, everything within himself to win them both. Maybe he will, maybe he will not, who knows. All he can do, is do what his mother had told him to do when he first started. The words that rattle within his mind and he carries with him every single second of the day and looks back on them with a smile upon his face every now and then. All you can do, is do your best, do that, always and you can hold your head up with nothing other than pride and he has. He has always done his best, he always will do his best and tonight, well tonight is a step forward for him. They want the mad king at his complete and utter best you got it. Two matches, forget about it. Three, four, the entire card, it did not matter to him at all. He will wrestle a thousand times in one night, because he loved this, that much and he will fight. You better believe that, he was going to fight, like he has never fought before in his life, because his dream, was within reach for the first time in his life and he just .. had to reach out a little bit more .. find a little bit more strength .. to finally take it, and end this journey.
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Post by Xander on Jan 19, 2023 18:58:31 GMT -6
MJF is just looking around a little unsure what to make of everything before he steps forward again.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: You know I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with Jethro over here and the uh…I’m sorry what the hell is Danhausen? Is he a clown? Like is he supposed to be the Halloween version of Doink The Clown?
MJF just looks in the general direction of where Danhausen popped out of and then popped back.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: I’m going to be honest, it’s a sad state of affairs that he’s your second top champion in this company. When the smoke clears in all of this Danhausen you better hope I don’t go Ultimate Warrior on your ass and what the UWF and Intercontinental Championships both around my waist.
The fans boo even the idea of that and MJF just waves them off.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: I’ve been with this company for about a month now and some things have never been clearer to me. Because when you are walking around the locker room, you are doing your own thing and you don’t take in the big picture. But as I stand out here and everyone who believes they have a chance in hell at winning the Royal Rumble walks out, or sit their fat ass in the back…I start to see a much clearer picture of where UWF is as a company. What I see is mediocrity run amuck and allowed to be misinterpreted as greatness. So many of you morons think these men are great. You cheer for them, you pay your money to see them, you believe in them and it’s because you are too ignorant to know better.
MJF begins to pace a little bit in the ring, but it’s filled with competitors so he can’t go too far from side to side.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: If I’m honest with all of you, just standing in this ring for the time I have…listening to these people jabber on I can feel my IQ drop point by point. But also it gives me a new perspective on you, the UWF fans, because I don’t know if I should be hating you or pitting you.
This brings a cascade of more boos for the disrespect MJF has spewed toward the fans.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: I thought I hate you because I’ve watched you cheer just abysmal wrestling. You as a group put wrestling that is an insult to the industry up on a pedestal. By cheering men like that blob Grado, the man that has the lisp of his father without any of the talent Cody Rhodes, Or the over the hill moron in the stands that I’ve already beaten Edge! But the more I look at this so-called “competition” maybe you cheer for them because like a starving man trying to suck any nutrients out of eating dirt…this is all you have. You people want great wrestling, you are thirsty for it. And in the absence of true great wrestling you will crawl through a desert toward a mirage and when you discover there is no water you’ll drink the sand. THIS IS THE SAND! Batista, Kyle O’Reily, Leyton Buzzard, or LA Knight…they want you to believe what they do is true greatness and I don’t blame you for wanting to believe. I don’t blame you from wrapping yourself in denial like a warm blanket because there was no other option. Like a hostage with Stockholm Syndrome who convinces themselves they care for their captor because it’s the only way to survive.
MJF looks around the ring, making sure to look each man in the eye.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: But what you thirst for, only I can provide. And for some of you, you may resent me for it. For others you may not like how I talk to you about it, but there’s not a single person in this ring, in the back or sitting in the stands that can deny what I’ve done for the last month here is great wrestling. I said when I came to the UWF it was a new era and at the Royal Rumble I take another step towards that era. You people may not like it but like a parent who knows what’s best for their snot nosed idiot of a child I will drag you along kicking and screaming because I know what’s best. I know that this company only gets to the next level with this face as its representative. The rest of the world doesn’t give a damn about Wrestlemania or beyond unless the letters MJF are on the marquee. Not a single man here can do what I do and they will pretend like they can. They will tell all of you that I’m just a young egotistical punk who is talking out of his ass. That’s fine, they need to hold onto their spots because they’ve gotten complacent here. They need to tell themselves they aren’t on the presepuss of being passed over in this new era, they need that denial to allow themselves to sleep at night. But time marches on and with every second we get closer to the Royal Rumble we move closer to the inevitable…I AM THE INEVITABLE! When I say I’m better and you know it, it’s not just a cool thing to throw on merch. It’s not just a sweet way to end my promos. It is because it is the truth of the world as long as MJF is in between these ropes, each one of these mediocre hasbeens or never weres has to accept the simple truth of it all.
MJF starts looking around at each and every opponent again, they are all staring daggers at him, but he wants to make sure they all hear.
MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN: I’M BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!
MJF just drops his microphone, Mr. Regal opens up the ring rope and they leave.
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Post by Dres on Jan 19, 2023 19:51:42 GMT -6
Batista removes his sunglasses and holds them out in front of him.
”The Hollywood Animal” Batista: Ya know, if I didn’t already understand what a classless little prick you are, I’d be appalled at your lack of taste when you write these off as ugly sunglasses. But like I said, I understand that you lack class and therefore lack sophistication and the only things you have a taste for are cock and hyperbole. What you need to understand besides the fact that these are designer sunglasses worth more in one lens than EC3 pays you in a month is you’re going to have a hard time following through on, well honestly all of your sophomoric empty threats, but especially the one you just ended on because I’m not going to leave any fucking teeth in your mouth to use anything as a toothpick, let alone these sunglasses.
Batista puts the sunglasses back on.
”The Hollywood Animal” Batista: Something else I want you to understand is what the real difference is between you and the Shark Boys, Danhausens, and Eddie Kingstons of the world. The difference is what a complete pain in the ass I find you to be. Danhausen, yeah I think he’s a fucking clown and I’m going to shove that jar of teeth up his ass to take the Intercontinental Championship away. Eddie Kingston, yeah I think he’s a whiny wannabe tough guy that’s been milking the same sob story since he got here. Shark Boy, yeah I think he’s a doofus in a child’s Halloween costume. But all of them are mild annoyances compared to you. That’s right, you wanna talk about being annoyed by something or someone? Well you rile me up more than any of the three of them or any other opponent I’ve had this run in the company combined, and that’s why you’ve gotten what I call the full Batista experience and treatment. I’ve beaten on you, I’ve beaten on your stepsister Bayley, I’ve manhandled your Granna and Miguel. That’s physically, mentally, and emotionally I’ve fucked with you these past few months. Eddie didn’t get that, Danhausen didn’t get that, Shark Boy didn’t get that, and again it’s because I can deal with them but I can’t deal with you.
The UWF isn’t somewhere that you and I can both exist, and that’s why after the Royal Rumble, only one of us is going to. And it’s going to be me. As I stated, I’m going to knock your teeth out but also I’m going to break every feeble bone in your scrawny body. Think about that, wrap your mind around what that means. It means losing your career and what’s left of your quality of life. No more wrestling, no more packing Despy’s fudge at night, no more anything except eating and breathing with the assistance of a tube unless I decide to come pay you a visit at the hospital and take away those functions too. But let me guess, you still aren’t taking this or me seriously. I can see the gears turning from here and can practically hear what you’re going to say before a word has left your mouth.
Batista starts speaking in a mocking voice.
”The Hollywood Animal” Batista: “Batista, you make me so mad I’m going to pull this gerbil out of my ass and twist it’s head until it pops off!” “Batista, think of this like Fight Club because what’s going to happen in Anarchy Rulez no one will be able to talk about!”
Batista returns to his normal speaking voice.
”The Hollywood Animal” Batista: You might not be cooking up that verbatim but I nailed the common Kyle O’Reilly tropes. Number one: make a threat that makes you sound crazy, with added facial expressions and mannerisms to really sell it. Number two: reference a movie or television series and compare it to the situation and try to make a valid comparison. Well this isn’t something that you can compare to anything, because while the saying goes it’s all been done before, this hasn’t. The UWF, hell the wrestling industry, fuck it the entire entertainment industry has never seen anything like the ass whooping I’m about to give you at the Royal Rumble. That’s not tough guy talk, that’s not me selling the pay-per-view to these idiot fans, that’s one man telling the goddamn truth. At the Royal Rumble, I am going to leave Anarchy Rulez the winner, you are going to be left the loser. I am going to leave still the Hollywood Champion and still the holder of the Prime Time Medal, you are going to leave empty handed. And also that night, I’m going to win the Rumble match, not you. That’s your last reminder. Now, get the fuck out of my way, security.
Batista drops the microphone and exits the ring, waiting to see if they’re going to move as what he’s just said hangs in the air and is certainly marinating on the stage with Kyle.
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Post by willybounce on Jan 19, 2023 20:10:00 GMT -6
As MJF walks to the backstage area Finn let’s off some final remarks as MJF leaves.
Finn Balor Better than who? I’m guessing those suit pants of yours are too tight Mr.Jacob. You may speak for everybody else around here but when it comes to me you ain’t better than me at nun’. Matter fact i’ll prove that at the Royal Rumble whenI send you and your stupid little scarf over the top rope sailing. You really should be more like Eddie Kingston and just realize you’re destined for failure.
After noticing that MJF had reached backstage he turned his attention to the other competitors left in the ring firstly, Kyle O'reilly.
Finn Balor I really appreciated the 5 out of 10 bud you kinda make me don’t wanna kick you in the face. Then you started talking about TV and I wanna kick you in your face again. I hope that you’ve still got some energy left when I’m in the ring because I promise to destroy you Terminator and send you back home to your husband to tend your boo boos.
Finn Balor then turns his attentions to LA Knight
Finn Balor You know for a guy with a receding hairline you’re really making a lot of big claims for the Rumble. I get that you look like Tony Stark but that doesn’t make you IronMan doofus. If you think that I’m gonna let you come in here and go from 1 and win the Royal Rumble match you’ve got another thing coming. You could make the claims all you want Knight but you're not ready for the pressure of the Royal Rumble. I’m a guy that knows real and you’re not real. You're just a guy that tries to talk like he’s got it and walk like he’s got it but when pressure comes he folds. When pressure hits me I sit there and face that to the chin like a stone. You know what pressure does to a stone Knight? Pressure to stones into diamonds, at the Royal Rumble I’m that stone and I will sit here and scratch and claw until My head is held high and I am the last man standing in this ring. No offense to everybody in the back and lingering around here but this is my match.
Finn Balor takes a pause before saying his last words.
Finn Balor Pressure will turn this Stone Into a Diamond.
Finn Balor then drops his microphone and climbs through the ropes directly out of the ring.
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Post by albo2 on Jan 19, 2023 20:50:59 GMT -6
Another competitor has said his bit and left without listening to everyone. Spike watches this, shaking his head before he takes it as his turn to speak.
EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE UNCLE SPIKE DUDLEY
Now I knew this place had changed, I'm not going to get into for better or worse but back in my day, most people actually stuck around. No leaving early or any of that nonsense. They said their bit and then at least waited around for a response but now it seems like you just talk and then walk. Come to think of it, is that really good practice for the Royal Rumble? You just gonna eliminate 3 guys and then walk away? You can take Uncle Spikes word for this that once I have said my piece right now, I will stay around and let anyone else who has an opinion speak and I will listen because I've missed all of this!!!!
Spike lowers the mic, letting in the cheers that the crowd are showering on him. He looks towards the exit sign where MJF & Regal just went through.
I've even missed cocky pricks like MJF, as funny as that sounds but from what I've seen and heard, his not even the best cocky guy here.... I went straight after that guy in L.A Knight. How does that feel MJF? The rumors going around was that you are just a wish version of him. I can't wait to find that out for myself but one thing I know for sure is that you are not better then Uncle Spike Dudley. You insults aren't even original. Danhausen literally said that he has heard clown before and that was the insult you went for him. I expected more from you..... but then again, did I really? You want to know what I think when I see you MJF? If you were my nephew, I would bend you over my knee and give you a spanking. I would teach you a lesson but I'll leave that to Mister Regal to do. His a man with class so I'm sure he will steer you on the right path because at the moment, he has the class and to describe you, all I would need to do is take away the C and the L.
Spike now changes his focus towards Eddie Kingston.
Kingston, Kingston, did you see us coming from afar? Kingston, Kingston, do you have your eyes open ready for war? Sorry sorry, I just couldn't help it. Big Sean Kingston fan and I love that song but the question is still valid. Do you have your eyes open for war? It certainly sounds like it from your words but do you truly have your eyes open? It seems you do but your eyes are solely focused on the end product. You talk about the hard work that you have done before, you talk about this being the end of your journey but do you truly believe these words? You should know from your lifetime that the hard work never comes to an end. You beat Danhausen for the IC Title.... that's half the job and then you win the Royal Rumble...... the job is still not done. I thought I was done with this world but look at me now. I got dragged back and I'm ready to fight again. It is actually worrying for me that you see the Royal Rumble as your end journey. That screams failure to me. I give respect to everyone I see and the reason it screams failure is that Royal Rumble shouldn't be the end of your journey... the Royal Rumble should be the beginning but make no mistake about it, I'm further along in my journey then you and I plan to add to mine. I want my journey to be the hardest thing I've ever done and I hope you contribute to that.
Spike now seems to catch himself as he looks around the ring and sees everyone still there.
I hope you all contribute to that. I can keep going picking you off individually but I'm running out of time. Trevor Lee, you are just another one that talks and walks. Thank you for your offer but I'll pass thanks. Dudleyville has everyone in the right places and we don't need anyone who leaves before the job is done.
Kyle, my man. I'm old but even I remember the last time you used Hey Arnold to describe your opponents but I missed out last time. It has actually bugged me as I wanted to know who I was. Thank you for finally including me. I would have said I was more Arnold for you but thanks for including Bubba, D-Von, Stacy, Sign Guy Dudley, Mumma Dudley... I could go on and on but just know it's appreciated. I've always had a soft spot for you even though you were a massive pain in the ass.... and not the good pain in the ass that you may like to my brothers.
Grado, I have alot of respect for you and I appreciate that you are playing the underdog card. I actually hope you finish second mate and we can finish the Royal Rumble the right way. I know more then anyone that we all have a chance of winning the Rumble and I know you have the same odds as everyone else so please know, I'm rooting for you but if I need to go through you earlier then the final 2, I will but also know that I'll gladly catch up for a Dudweiser after it.
L.A. Knight, you know my thoughts of you. I know your thoughts of me. The less said here and now about each other the better.
The final word. Uncle Spike Dudley is completing the Ultimate Underdog story. It's story time with Uncle Spike. Strap yourselves in for the story of a lifetime. THIS DUDLEY DOG IS GONNA BITE.......HARD.
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Post by albo2 on Jan 19, 2023 22:51:36 GMT -6
Knight and Spike continue to stare one another down as the Underdog prepares to respond. The Underdog has waited long enough as he breaks the silence.
EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE UNCLE SPIKE DUDLEY
How many times can I let them down? You know what Knight, that's actually a very good question. How many times can I say I will be the Ultimate Underdog only to be the guy that falls at the last hurdle. Every underdog needs that big win because that's what an Underdog does. We always get the feel-good story eventually and my whole UWF career has been built around doing it the right way but I have failed.... more times than many here but the difference between them and I is that I keep fighting. This little Runt keeps biting whist those guys sink into obscurity never to be heard from again. I thought my career was done but I came back for you L.A Knight.... granted I've entered myself into the Royal Rumble to try to get one last time at the top but the closer and closer the Rumble gets, the more and more I desire to eliminate you and stop your dreams. You can turn it around on me Knight but let me ask you this, just how cocky can you get before you fail and the whole confidence comes crossing down on you... you will sit up at night and let it swallow you whole... you will drown in it. That's what happens to people that oversell themselves... when it fails, they don't know what to do. People expect the absolute best from you because that is what you have told them to expect. They expect the absolute best to be in this match so you can back up your words but if you can't, how can you look these people in the eye? How will you be able to believe your own hype? I can tell you this right now, I will have no problem with these people, and I will have no problem in saying that you are better than me if you prove yourself correct and me wrong, but it will eat you alive if you have to admit it to me that I am in fact better then you. It's happened before to better guys then you.... no one is immune to it.
Spike starts to lick his lips, getting excited at the thought as L.A Knight doesn't seem that interested in what Spike has to say. The crowd are still chanting for Spike with every chance they get. It seems to die down a little, but Spike doesn't seem to like that as he starts waving his arms for the crowd to continue.
No please, keep it coming. I can use that to my advantage. I can already see it gets to my opponent here so please, keep chanting my name until your mouths hurt!!
Spike lowers the mic as the crowd cooperate and start cheering and screaming for Spike. He looks L.A straight in the eyes, dancing and cheering along with every little thing the crowd does. He points out to a sign in the audience saying, "Uncle Spike's Favorite Niece" and a Flag that is nothing like anyone has seen before. We can only assume it's a flag for Dudleyville. Spike is loving this, but the crowd soon starts to quieten down again. Spike gathers himself before he speaks.
Hey, the crowd are behind me, and would you look at that, you keep bringing up my biggest supporter in Stacy. Let's be honest between you and I, Stacy would eat you alive. Ain't no chance you would be able to keep her satisfied, she ain't a big fan of guys that only wanna talk about themselves. I would be interested to see how you would keep her satisfied because at the moment, it's Spike Dudley being the one with a girl and L.A Knight being the one without anything but his UWF streak to talk about. Stacy and my nieces and nephews know a winner when they see it and it's actually starting to get a little creepy with how obsessed you are getting with Stacy. You actually mention her name more than you do mine. It's okay Knight, there is someone that will see the good in you eventually...... and I do mean eventually. It might be when I come back for my 67th run in the company and the only thing people remember you for is losing to Spike Dudley the same night he won the Royal Rumble. That's the road you are going down Knight, not the Road to Wrestlemania.
Spike licks his teeth, weird thing to do but kinda cool to watch.
If I could go back to being serious for a moment, I'll drop down to your level Knight and explain why I am the Day to your Knight. You see, I have had the career that you can only dream of. I have the career behind me that you are aiming for. I have main evented show after show, I have won title after title, I have beat Champion after Champion in non-title matches so the fact that you think I've walked into your house and your show to challenge you makes me lose control of my bodily functions so Nieces and Nephews in the front row, get ready to change me if Knight opens his mouth again and makes more stupid statements like that. Knight, I was here before it was Revolution, I was here when Revolution's house was nothing but a concrete base. I'm in the Hall of Fame which means I am UWF forever. I may have had some time off, possibly dying in a house fire if you listen to reports but I am back now and I am ready to show you why you need to respect me. You borrowed my time, you were allowed to get where you were because I was happy to let other people get their time in the spotlight but news flash, I'm back and putting the spotlight straight back on me so Knight, you enjoy the last few days being the main man because after the Royal Rumble, I'm going to relegate you back to the position of Understudy, waiting for Uncle Spike Dudley to take more time off so it can all be about you again. You have brought what you have done in the past few months and used them as a knife, well guess what kid, this isn't a knife fight, this is well and truly a gun fight, and you are out weaponed.
The crowd quiet down a little, not knowing how to take Spike's suddenly change of pace as he stares right into the sole of L.A Knight. His smile isn't as present as it was before as he now beats his chest, egging himself on.
You want to know a fact of life Knight? Well I'll give you 3 a special someone I know preferred to call them commandments.
Number 1. Thou Shall not Steal.
Number 2. Thou Shall not Kill.
Spike pauses, looking out into the crowd, knowing they know what comes next. He lets the tension build a little before he gets his lips as close as possible to the mic and starts to scream into it.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT OF LIFE & COMMANDMENT THERE IS.... NUMBER 3. THOU SHALL NOT MESS WITH A DUDLEY!!!!
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Post by AndyDNU on Jan 21, 2023 10:50:12 GMT -6
Danhausen Well, well, well… The crowd in attendance let out a massive cheer at the sound of Danhausen’s voice echoing around the arena, however the reigning champ does not appear to be currently visible anywhere obvious. Eventually a spotlight shines into the upper echelons of the arena, where just below the cheap seats, Danhausen is at last spotted, mingling in amongst crowd members who are giving him high fives and pats on the back. After finding his way to an aisle spot above a set of steps, he takes a firm grip of the microphone in order to issue a proper response to Kingston.Danhausen Look who actually decided to come out of hiding for a change! Forgive the intrusion Edward, but Danhausen could not let you spout foul lies and deceit a moment longer. You see, what you are saying may indeed be applicable to many of the other Ultimate Wrestling inhabitants, but when it comes to Danhausen, you couldn’t be further from the mark if you tried. You say Danhausen has no right to call himself champion yet here he stands as one, after spending the past many months seeing off every single challenger that’s felt brave enough to come after him. So if that doesn’t cut it as far as “champion material” goes in your mind, then you’re more of a delusional fool than Danhausen originally took you for.Danhausen takes a moment to let the crowd surrounding him make some sounds of agreement with his statement, which he appears grateful for, but he’s certainly not finished there.Danhausen You say Danhausen is just another man, yet he seems to recall you saying something similar right before the last time you and he squared off in this environment, and how did that play out again? Oh yes, like Danhausen already alluded to before you showed up, he shocked the world and emerged victorious. And he’s going to do it again, only this time there may be less of a surprising element to it, because the world now knows what Danhausen is capable of when he’s on top formhausen, and those hopes that you have of becoming a champion in your own right will be dashed once again. Then what will you do? Make a glorious return back to the land of obscurity? Danhausen can’t say he buys your supposed Ultimate Wrestling loyalty. You say it’s always been your company, yet when you were nowhere to be seen, it was the likes of Danhausen that stepped up to carry the van and put the bumhausens in seats. You put Danhausen down in any way that you can just to emphasize that you don’t like him, but it’s a testament to his ability to prove you and other naysayers wrong that justifies why he’s stood here before you now in the position that you oh so desperately want to be in.The Intercontinental Champ begins pacing back and forth, dishing another couple of high fives out with his spare hand in the process, whilst keeping his eyes fixed on the ramp where Kingston still stands.Danhausen So by all means, follow on from your intrusion at Danhausen’s horror signing session and bring your monstrous side to this match, you don’t think Danhausen has got what it takes to hang with the nastiest of them? He has both seen more and knows more than you care to give him credit for. But if we go solely by what Danhausen has done in Ultimate Wrestling up to this point, if you think that he’s just like every other competitor out there, then you’ve lost this match before the bellhausen has even rung. You are looking at someone who has proven himself to be the uniquest of the unique, perhaps not in technical ability granted, but in the method of using all manner of tricks and techniques to avoid coming up short against evil entities like you. He’s done it before, he’ll do it again, and no, Danhausen repeats, NO, amount of unearthly hell that you throw into the mix can prevent that!And with those words, Danhausen then opens his arms out wide to welcome in one final big pop crowd, whilst also offering Kingston the chance to issue another direct follow up of his own.
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Post by Fauche on Jan 21, 2023 15:06:56 GMT -6
As Batista comes down to the floor, the gaggle of security goons try their best to clear a lane from him while also keeping the Diabetic Dragon at bay. Big Dave pushes on by, willfully ignoring Kyle like he isn't even worth the time of day as he heads up the ramp. O'Reilly tries to step to him but the dozen or so guards prevent him from getting too close. All he can do is lift his mic and talk trash as his opponent departs.KO'R: You think you know me? YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?!?!? You don't know anything about anything, Dave Batista! It's all falling on deaf ears as Kyle's getting flustered. He tries to push past the security again but is held back.KO'R: All you ever had to do was show up. That's it. Big dude, full of juice, right look, right time, right place. They threw a million bucks at you on day one just cause you looked like a wrestler. Same with the movies. No paying your dues. No earning it. Just handouts. And cause it came so easy and so fast, you thought... no... you friggin still think you're entitled to everything. Like it already just belongs to you. KO'R: That's why...Kyle shoves off a particularly handsy guard getting up in his space and continues his rant.KO'R: That's why it's gonna be so easy to take it all away. The title. The medal. The looks. The tough guy cred. Everything you'd so proud of that makes you you. Everything you somehow managed to sneak away with at Slammiversary is coming home with me or getting buried at Anarchy Rulez, you mother effing prick.
Cause I actually had to fight to be here. I had to make it happen. I had to change minds. I had to convince doctors to sign off on some disease liability bullspit paperwork. I had to apply for visas every year and make towns and hone my craft. I had to do all the dirtywork for Larry and the nWo well they got title matches, and when I got shoehorned as a tag guy and axed with that whole division, I had to climb over every unoriginal douchebag in the world who said I'd never make it solo to prove I still belonged here.
And you? What do you do? You lose a lot and make excuses and the best acting you've ever done in your life is pretending that you're better than mediocre and none of it ever happened. They keep you around cause you're famous and I think that's the friggin stupidest, worst thing in the world. The crowd roars in support. Kyle just yells over them, making sure Batista can't leave without getting the message drilled into his ear holes first.KO'R: So yeah, fine. No more threats, just the promise that I'm not gonna be satisfied with breaking your arm off this time. I want more. I want everything - everything you got for free that they're still trying to keep away from me. Bring your Guild. Bring Vin Diesel. Bring your four basic-as-heck moves. Bring your mind games and your sneak attacks and any weapons you can carry. Bring whatever you can find that's gonna help you last more than two minutes in that ring with me cause buddy, when I get my hands on you, you and everyone else is gonna find out what the difference between a real animal and the show biz fake kind is.Kyle drops his mic and finally stops trying to shove his way through security. He's said all he has to. All that's left now is the fighting part. The crowd is going haywire, chomping at that bit to see what could very well be the final chapter in the greatest feud there's ever been for the Hollywood Championship and also Prime Time Medal.
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Post by mrleedles on Jan 21, 2023 16:32:29 GMT -6
With the fans clearly having expected the arrival of the UWF Television Champion, many are taken aback by the arrival of "The Butcher" Andy Williams by his lonesome. Even more confounding, however, is the fact he is holding the UWF TV Title around his shoulder. Looking around at the audience, Andy would take the time to slowly march down to the ringside area, stopping by the barricade on the hardcam side.
Glaring out at those in the front row, Andy would hold the TV Title just a little more snug to his shoulder, seeming to bask in this "champion's entrance", as it were, despite it being his friend who is the actual holder of the title around his shoulder.
Speaking of him, though, the fans seem to be getting more restless at the lack of mister Trevor Lee appearing at ringside, eyeing up the ramp, as though they expect him to appear at any time...but the song doesn't fade out or change over. Perhaps there is rest for the wicked, after all, as The Butcher is left by his lonesome.
Finally, The Butcher would get inside of the ring, take center stage...but without a microphone, he would simply be glaring out towards the ramp himself. Perhaps he too is missing the company of his friend? Or mayhaps it is more anger towards being sent out here without any support? Nobody is sure on this, which only rackets up the anticipation being built.
As Primus finally fades off, Andy would take the UWF TV Title and hold it high for the fans to see, pride being clearly shown in his eyes - noticeably, one now is no longer being obscured by the monocle he typically wears, seeming to have taken his friend's "advice" on his wardrobe from the go-home edition of Revolution. Holding it in the air for a few moments, Andy would just bask in the moment, remaining silent as per usual, without even giving a glimpse as to what his friend's strategy truly is.
Maybe Trevor Lee doesn't even have a strategy? Maybe he is simply ducking Cody Rhodes, knowing that The American Nightmare has beaten him once, and has beaten Andy Williams once, so what would stop him from winning again? Or it could be that Trevor truly is overlooking his competition, caring more about the Royal Rumble match than defending the title he has set the record on for having the longest reign in the eleven-or-so year lifespan of this company.
Lowering the TV Title, The Butcher would hold it close to himself once more, and without any words being wasted on the wicked and wily veteran that has plagued Trevor Lee's career these past few weeks, Andy would sit idly by and wait for the challenger to his (friend's) championship gold...
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Post by Jye on Jan 21, 2023 20:52:18 GMT -6
Buzzard walks out onto the ramp; His eyes focused on the ring ahead, He knows that this is all wrong. He knows that in a matter of moments his opponent, Edge, will interrupt shortly but that doesn't matter to him right at this point. It's between Buzzard and the crowd who began booing before he even showed his face, Contempt is the only thing Buzzard can feel for the crowd he once loved. Buzzard focus not fully on Edge like it should be, Buzzards movements towards the ring seem almost predetermined as he draws closer to the ring he stops for a moment. Buzzard holds his hand out as a microphone is nicely placed into his palm.
Buzzard climbs the steel steps before entering the ring, Buzzard takes in the disdain in the atmosphere as he walks around the ring waiting for the crowd to calm down... Leyton Buzzard: Edge at Revolution two weeks back why didn't you come out and help your "best" friend, I mean it's almost like I am right about you. You're a no-good, unloyal, and just downright dirtbag you've always been you can trick these THINGS into thinking you have changed but a leopard doesn't change its spots. So Edge when I am done with you I will have exposed what you truly are, Christian should have some doubts especially after he fell right into my trap, You guys thought you had my back against the wall but no Leyton Buzzard was the one who had you both cornered I nearly ended your "best" friends career for good, I mean it was a sight for sure. THESE THINGS couldn't appreciate everything I have exposed about you Edge...
Your daughters might finally have a good role model after this exposé, They will have no choice but to look up to the UNCROWNED TELEVISION CHAMPION LEYTON BUZZARD. I AM GOING TO WALK INTO THIS MATCH WITH PURPOSE AND REASON. Wrestling historians will recount this as the day that Buzzard overcame the CONSPIRACY against him. I mean it's crazy how these THINGS look up to you, It's crazy that THEY DONT want me to succeed...
You are just like them you don't want Leyton Buzzard to succeed in revealing who you truly are, You don't want to revel in the man that you truly are so you play pretend and act as if everything is going okay. You say you've changed but friend your words are about as weak as your neck and I don't have a problem with breaking your neck if that's what it takes to show the world the fraud you are...
At the Rumble I will leave with three victories in total, One as the victor of this match, Two as the winner of the 2023 ROYAL RUMBLE, and THREE I will be vindicated. These THINGS will no longer impact my--
Buzzard stops but breaths in and out, The crowds constant interjections getting to him for a brief moment. Buzzard has been working on this with his therapist and learning to try and cope with the mixed and complex feelings deep within...
Impact my judgment they will no longer be the cloud hanging over my head. They don't like what I did to Christian on Revolution but they sure as hell won't like what I am about to do to you...
Buzzard awaits Edge to inevitably crash his party...
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