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Post by albo2 on Mar 23, 2023 21:42:09 GMT -6
Batista goes to continue but is cut off suddenly by a determined Spike.
SPIKE....JUST SPIKE SPIKE DUDLEY
We don't think Hollywood.....we know I can. I guess retirement made me forget how a fight works but I guess your ego has made you forget how I work. I'm the little engine that could Hollywood and I'm not like you, I don't draw strength from drugs, lifting weights, eating babies, cheating on wives and making moves at other peoples women, I get my strength from my nieces and nephews cheering me on, I draw strength with every Dudley I hear being chanted in this arena, I draw strength from looking out into the audience and seeing hope and believe in all of their eyes. The more you want to talk down on me and the more you want to disrespect them, you are just building up my strength and power and you will be surprised at what inner strength I have. I might not look like a meated up air head like you but what I lack in Muscle, I make up for in people power.
Spike pauses, allowing the crowd to fuel him more with chants of "Dudley" and "Spike going around. The cheers are becoming deafening, mainly because of the fans hatred for Batista more then their love of Spike. Spike starts to shake, his really playing off the crowd now.
But Hollywood, I'll humor you. I know deep down and I can see it with your eyes that with every word, you are starting to believe me but I'll play your game. I'll follow your script right now. What actually happens if you do everything you say you will do to me? What actually happens if you sling me around for thirty minutes and hit me and put me through table after table? What happens if you beat my ass and leave victorious? What happens if you take away my ability to stand upright and eat solid foods? What happens if you leave me behind and move on whilst I move to the intensive care unit? That's only half the things you have promised to do to me but have you really thought about what happens if you do? Hey, you have stood there and ran me down every chance you have got. I get it now, I get what you are putting out. I've listened to you, I had forgotten how a fight works and I now understand but after everything you have said about me, what does a victory over me actually mean to you. What does putting me down actually mean? I'm just a bug in your eyesight that you are waiting to squish with your designer shoes. These fans might boo you but what happens if they start believing you. I mean look at the facts, I am a former UWF International Champion but that was 6 years ago. The last title I held was on the very first Revolution.
The crowd cheers for Spike. Spike takes a trip down memory lane. He looks at Batista.
I haven't done a damn thing in UWF for a long time and my first big match back against a damn good opponent......... I lost. L.A isn't anywhere near as big or strong as you are and he beat me. He put me in my place and then you smashed my place to pieces. You are everything you say you are Hollywood......but you still have a lot of things to learn. I enjoy talking you up not only because I like to show respect but because I know it inflates your ego.... an ego that doesn't need any inflating but I know at the moment, I have you where I want you. I've inflated your ego to get you big head but I've also annoyed the crap out of you with my underdog stick. That doesn't make a good mixture for you and that is when you start making mistakes. I've made plenty of them in my time and even though you are older now, you will make plenty of them as well but I'm standing here in front of you Hollywood..... I'm begging you, learn something from your mistakes right now. Take something out of it because I'm taking you out at WrestleMania. No ifs......no buts..... and certainly no maybes.
Spike finishes, shaking his finger at Batista as he lets him have the stage once again.
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Post by Dres on Mar 23, 2023 22:20:40 GMT -6
Batista is quick to respond as he raises his microphone again.
”The Hollywood Animal” Batista: How’s this going to help? It’s going to help my stock considerably. See, while your title win was six years ago, I’ve never held a world title in the UWF so beating a former world champion gets me credibility. See guys like Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan, they’re like you, glory days long behind them but I reaped just enough from beating them to make my stock go up and now I just have to beat you. Because then there’s no denying me and I can seize any opportunity I want, because you aren’t just a former world champion, the underdog schtick and the big heart and the backing of the fans makes you one of the toughest guys I could ever go through.
Batista pauses for a moment.
”The Hollywood Animal” Batista: Don’t look at me like that, I’m actually paying you genuine compliments. As nauseated as I am because of it and as close as I am to throwing up over it, I’m shooting straight with you, no bullshit. I have to beat you, Spike, otherwise this is just another lost feud.
Batista goes to lower his microphone, then picks it back up.
”The Hollywood Animal” Batista: One more thing. If you cut me off again I’m going to drop you where you stand, you rude little shit. See, don’t think me actually having a few nice things to say means I’m going soft or taking back anything I’ve said up to now. At Wrestlemania I don’t care if it’s a standard table, a coffee table, a picnic table, or whatever! You’ll go through all of them and then some.
This time Batista keeps his microphone down when he lowers it.
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Post by ada2 on Mar 24, 2023 0:41:37 GMT -6
IT WAS THE MATCH THAT THE PEOPLE WANTED TO SEE IT HAD THE CHANCE TO BE THE MATCH OF THE YEAR….
He knew that this would not be as easy as his other matches. He knew this was not some run of the mill wrestler who just picked themselves up from the couch and got into the ring for a quick and easy pay cheque - no this was something else. He was facing a man that has beaten him. He was facing a man who knows how to work for something, a man who has had to fight for everything he has ever gained. There was never a free hand out for this man, not once. There was never any doors opened for him, no corners and no shortcuts - the road had been long and hard for him and now since he has spoken about Danhausen it was time to move onto the other threat in this match, MJF.
“Now folks I am not going to beat around the bush here - I am going to cut right to the point! I will admit that I have not paid too much attention to MJF since he arrived here, I mean why would I pay any attention to him, JUST LOOK AT HIM. He does not look like much, a little privileged kid, with good parents and a silver spoon in his mouth, but just like with Danhausen appearances are not everything and I learned the hard way with this one.”
By fuck did he know all there was about Danhausen and he has defeated him and he was fucking proud of that truth as well, but MJF was the other man in the match and having listened to the shit coming from his mouth, well .. could you even call him the spare man in this match, would it not be better to call him what he is, the fucking threat that he is and the problem he could be, but the mad king did not get to where he is, by being scared of anyone at all.
“He is TINY, he is SKINNY and he is a lil shit - and you all know that we don’t need any more of his type of people running around here. A scumbag among scumbags - who forces his thoughts down your throat - has no place in MY COMPANY; it makes me sick that someone like him has a win over someone like me, that his time here, is nothing compared to the time I have put in and yet, he walks around here, as if defeating me is a big fucking deal, I have lost more matches than I have fucking won, but I keep fucking fighting, always. Everyone talks him up and hands everything to him on a silver platter, yet he never truly backs up all of the hype. I know that he has had some success here; after all he WON against me by fuck, but that is nothing to go shouting off the rooftops about. Ever since I arrived here I have been leaving BODIES all over the show - MJF is just picking up my SCRAPS and making a name of the HARD WORK I have already done here. I don’t know how many times I have to say it, but when you get into the ring with your champion, you’re never the same afterwards. MJF defeated me, good for him, but others have done that as well and did fuck all with the victory, and where are they now, I outlasted them all, I’ll outlast Danhausen and MJF as well. If he thinks that impresses me - HE CAN THINK AGAIN! He didn’t finish the fucking job.”
MJF defeated him. Let that sink in, but now he was not the man he had faced all those months ago - something had changed in him, something had snapped and now he was different and different - was dangerous and he was putting MJF down one way or another, he was putting him in the fucking ground and ending this tonight.
"I will give you this MJF. I will throw my hands up in the air and admit, that the victory you hold over me, yeah. It eats at me, it annoys me, it boils my blood something shocking as well and there is nothing that I can do to go back and change it. I was on a high back then. I cleaned Danhausen clock and I finally after two long years, got some gold, and it made me think. You know. That the pain and suffering. The mistakes, so many mistakes that I have made, that it was all worth it in the end, that my career has amounted to something, that I finally made it, defeating Danhausen and taking his title from him, was a career highlight for me and something I will never soon forget, but that is the problem. Good things, for me, they never last and in you came to remind me, that I cannot rest nor stop for even one moment, that there is always someone else out there, another Danhausen out there, another piece of shit looking to make there bones and in you came and reminded me, the good times never last. I enjoyed my title win, now I am fucking fighting to keep my title, against you and Danhausen. I don’t give a shit about Danhausen at all. Once I defeat someone, I never look back, I did it once, I can do it again, but you MJF are that special case, someone who has ducked, dodged and gotten the best of me, like Batista had months ago in the summer, but remember, it didn’t end all to well for him, it ain’t gonna end pretty for you lil man.”
The champion would run his hand down his face for the moment and nod his head, he was not looking forward to tonight, because well. Twenty years, of hard work to gain the title and there was a high fucking chance, as cruel as it might be, that he was gonna let go of this title after a handful of months holding it, by fuck he was not looking forward to that at all.
“MJF is NOTHING in my eyes, he has and ALWAYS will be NOTHING. Every single time he gets a big chance he always BLOWS IT. He always FAILS to get the job done. Every single time - EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME - something lands in his hands, he gets acts like a lil bitch and throws a tantrum and if you think things have changed, you will see tonight the real MJF - do you want a guy like that around here.
CAN YOU TRUST A GUY LIKE THAT WITH ANYTHING?
MJF may be impressive in the ring. He may open a lot of eyes with the things he can do, but all of that means nothing when near the end you always TRIP AND FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE. Listen here BOY - you think your that damn good - tell me this then if you were that damn good, you’re not the main event, you’re not the future, you’re not the man, you’re a fucking kid in my eyes, who got lucky once and your fucking luck is all over and done with? I have walked UWF for nearly three years, seen them all, beaten them all, you .. your just another fucking face and in a few months after I beat you and throw your ass right down the ladder, like everyone else who I have crushed, you will be gone. FACE IT MJF - the only reason you’re in the REAL MAIN EVENT now is because of ME. You should be on your hands and knees right now - KISSING MY BOOTS AND THANKING ME - because of ME - you will be a FEATURED SUPERSTAR - for one night only! Because of me, you’re going for a title, because of me, people are gonna know who the fuck you are!”
The mad king would glance down for a moment, sighing, before turning around and then smacking the wall as hard as he could with his fist, punching right through it, cutting the flesh open, allowing the crimson to pour as he pulled it out, looked down. Raised the blood fist up and licked the blood, this shit tonight, was going to be pure chaos and madness, just the way he fucking liked it.
“THAT IS YOUR FATE LITTLE MAN. You may have accomplished a lot in your career, but nobody is going to remember any of that. You are going to just be remembered as the guy who cried when he retired after he gets the taste slapped right outta his mouth tonight. MJF- like everyone here wants the TOP TITLE - and we all know that he CANNOT handle the pressure - he has not only shown me, but he has shown the world he is not fit to be a champion. He has shown us all he is not fit for success. In my time here, I have faced many men like him.
I HAVE FACED MEN THAT BELIEVED THEY WERE BETTER THAN ME.
I have faced men who did not believe in my words and thought of me as nothing more than a man with height. WHEN WE GOT INTO THAT RING, MY OH MY DID I PROVE THEM ALL WRONG. Everyone talks about how great MJF is. Everyone forgives his mistakes. MJF cannot handle it - it has been proven TRUTH - it is known. Even as he talks NONSENSE and represents pure shitness now you people still LOVE him. For some twisted reason MJF can do no wrong. That all changes tonight. I am going to show the world that MJF is not as great as everyone thinks.
I AM GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT MJF IS NOTHING MORE THAN A WEAKLING.
When I am done with him tonight is career will only be remembered for one thing and one thing only, FAILURE. All of the hype it will be gone and he will learn his place at long last and his place as a FUCKING LOSER - is under my boot begging for MERCY.”
He was ready for Danhausen and now by fuck, he was ready for MJF. Was it going to be easy, nope. Nothing ever was, it was going to be a nightmare, but all he could do, was fucking try his best and hope that he was better than these two fucks, who wanted to take his entire world from him, they can try of course, but try, is all they could do, because no matter what, he was walking out tonight, with his title.
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Post by Jye on Mar 24, 2023 8:08:23 GMT -6
Buzzard doesn't like the tone on Steiner's voice almost as if he is being mocked, Buzzard looks more angry the further Steiner gets into his speel... Of course you see being a filthy mutt, as some badge of honour no different from your father, It's pathetic, To me it's a sign that you're a lesser man below me in every aspect all Steiners are the same vicious, tenacious and downright diseases on this industry. You're a caveman, a troglodite, your kind value the brutish nature, you revel in it. Steiner I asked for this match to embarrass you and you quite don't understand that but what can you expect from a Steiner, You don't quite get it. I don't want to reveal my hand on what I've got planned for this match because Steiner nothing and I mean nothing will prepare you for what I have planned, Yes I will throw every pawn I have to throw at you but you've seen nothin' yet...Buzzard not finished yet walks around the ring keeping out of arms reach still continues... Another thing, you, like these THINGS keep perpetuating the CONSPIRACY against me, They like you want to see me break, They want to see me fail but Bronson no longer is Leyton Buzzard going to allow THINGS like you to push me around, No I will not take it anymore it's the world versus Leyton Buzzard. This could of all been stopped only if YOU decided to not take what you viewed as an easy pay-day only if YOU saw the error in your ways and accepted my peaceful offerings to accept to leave Leyton Buzzard alone but you had to push me, YOU are the reason for all the hurt your family is about to feel, You're going to be the cause of great suffering causing years of familial trauma. So Steiner you may think you have some advantage in this dog collar match because of your lineage but I'll give you a spoiler for who won't be able to walk after this match, here is a hint: It will be you...Steiners are fallible just like everyone else, You say no-one can break a Steiner but every one has their limits no matter if they are a genetic freak, a dog faced gremlin, or a freakin' locomotive, You are underestimating Leyton Buzzard and that's your biggest flaw by continuously trying to push me into this corner, you're testing my limits and I cannot guarantee my response. Steiner the sad thing, is that you're not aware of the magnitude of your mistake and I do need to make sure this gets through to you, Steiner you can shrug off that I am going to break your mind, body and soul as an empty threat but that will be the biggest mistake you ever will make if you take my words lightly...Buzzard lowers his microphone stopping looking directly into the eyes of Bronson...
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Post by willybounce on Mar 24, 2023 8:19:41 GMT -6
The time has finally come as the granddaddy of them all is next up, It’s Time For WrestleMania! The stage is set with the Television Championship at stake in a Fatal Five Way match with some of the best competitors ever seen in UWF. Finn Balor faces off against a formidable rival in Cody Rhodes, Eddie Gurrero, Jeff Jarrett, and Hulk Hogan. All of whom have had recent run-ins with Finn Balor and the Mafia. Will Finn Balor be able to overcome everybody and cement his reign as Television Champion or will his antics be the downfall of his first title reign.
The crowd is static as the air around the arena flows there is a mix of smoke in the air from the fog machine as the stage quickly begins to fill with fog red lights begin to flash around the arena as Finn Balor walks out to the stage with his UWF Television Championship hanging from his waist. He walks out to mixed reactions from the crowd but finally makes it to the ring where he climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone.
Finn Balor It’s finally that time everybody waits for every year Wrestlemania! Fortunately for me this year I’m walking into my first Wrestlemania back as the UWF Television Champion!
Finn Balor is showered in cheers but unfortunately it sparked a chant from disagreeing fans screaming “Balor Sucks”. Some fans actually want an end to the Mafia’s reign of terror.
Finn Balor You know I’ve hit this chip on my shoulder from Revolution where me and my hitmen lost. It really seems as if the cards are stacked against us ain’t it, but unlike the rest of those bozos me and my men are actually solid while the other three are gonna be going to war with each other so who really gets the last laugh. It’s not the loss that has thus chip on my shoulder it’s how I lost, I wasn’t pinned. The King never fell and at Wrestlemania The King won’t fall either because I have a trick up my sleeve.
Finn Balor laughs before he continues to speak, leaving the crowd to wonder what kind of plan he has now. Finn Balor finds the nearest camera to speak to before he continues to speak.
Finn Balor Ohh no, but I’m not the type of man that reveals his plans. You all will have to wait and see what happens as for Wrestlemania I think I’m sitting pretty at the top of the mountain and until somebody knocks me down personally I’ll be sitting here, but it doesn’t look like that’ll be anytime soon because let’s be honest I’m facing a bunch of chums that has already fallen to me before so what’s gonna be different now? Who’s the guy in this match that has the potential to put me in my place and shut me the hell up! I don’t see nobod….
Before Finn Balor could finish his sentence the music hits as everybody turns their attentions to …
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Post by Xander on Mar 24, 2023 17:35:14 GMT -6
With all of that being said, you can see MJF over in one of the corners. He’s elbow on a top turnbuckle as he itches his eyes trying to digest all of the stupidity that was just spewed out into the air. Really everyone in the arena probably needed a moment, but then MJF brings the microphone to his mouth.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: I think I’ve had a realization, I think I’ve had one of those light bulb moments. Danhausen, I thought that you losing the Intercontinental Championship to Kingston was a step in the right direction. I mean he’s a slob who can’t seem to be an intelligent sentence together and he’s just an embarrassment to the wrestling business. But I figured he wasn’t a guy wearing clown make up and carrying around a jar of teeth so it was better. Now, having listened to what has come out of that screen from that fat piece of garbage…I’ve realized the clown was a better representative as a champion.
MJF laughs to himself as he can’t believe he’s said that and it even gets a small laugh from the crowd and Danhausen smiles.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: I’m going to try as best I can to parse through the absolute just sewage of stupidity that flowed out of those jowls of yours Kingston. By the way, you aren’t a thirteen year old trying to impress your buddies who grew their first pube before you…not every third word needs to be an f bomb. But let’s talk about how you seem to wear the fact that you’ve lost more than you won as some kind of badge of honor. That somehow means you’ve “fought more.” What it means is that you are a second or third tier talent that has gotten lucky for just being there enough times. Whereas a champion should be a man who is winning, we want our champions to be winners. And looking between you, me and ol’ Danny boy…I’m the biggest winner here. I’m the man getting his hand raised week, after week, after week…that’s why this is my company and Burger King is yours, because below average meat that has an above average chance of giving you the shits for the next twelve hours seems to describe your wrestling style to begin with.
MJF looks out to the crowd and none of them seem to disagree with him.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: You talk about me being this weakling, but again I hurled your oversized ass over that top rope. I beat you in the middle of this damn ring, what does that say about you? The problem with a guy like you Eddie is that you are so into your own little delusional word, that you just spew word vomit that contradicts itself and somehow you think it makes you sound cool and badass. All you’ve proven, is you are a moron who doesn’t see what the reality is in front of him. Because you want to talk about how when I step into the ring I’ll never be the same again, blah blah blah. But I’ve stepped into the ring with you…and won. I walked over your broken blob of a body on my way to another victory, so why do you think I’m scared of you? Why do you think anyone who has been in this ring with you before would be scared of you in the second go round? You’ve built up this big bad wolf idea in your mind…talk your little talk FROM BACKSTAGE when everyone else has the balls to walk out here…but the sad fact is you can’t back it up, it’s in your head. When talk turns to action, you just aren’t good enough.
MJF stands for a moment and really thinks about what he wants to say next. He takes that time to hone in on the right words.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: Honestly Eddie, I always kind of thought of you as Mick Foley. This fat guy who didn’t have a lot of talent. But he was willing to hurt himself to hurt your opponent and that’s what made you a side show. That’s what earned your ticket into this business. And honestly, you could’ve been the Mick Foley of this generation, a guy who did way better than he had any business doing and became an icon of his generation. But what Mick realized that you don’t…is that he became someone who sold tickets, someone who wasn’t an afterthought, someone who was a world champion…when he embraced the funny. He realized he was a joke and laughed along with everyone and that’s what made these morons love him. That’s what made him someone that they bought tickets to see, that’s how he became the face of a company. You on the other hand Eddie, you are a bigger joke than Mick Foley ever was and you don’t realize it. You think you are this unstoppable monster that spits fire and strikes fear into your opponent’s soul. When you are a goddamn joke who spits grease and makes your opponents embarrassed to be a professional wrestler. Wake up from whatever dream you are in Eddie, no one is scared of you. No one trembles when they see your name across from their on the big board. Neither of us think that we will become “changed men” after facing off with you. You’re the champion coming into this match and you have the longest odds of walking out, because you can’t face the reality of what lays before you. So live in your dream world all you want Eddie, be there, embrace it because the clock is ticking down to Wrestlemania and that championship is going around the waist of someone who deserves it, someone who won’t make a joke of it, someone who will actually be the face of this company.
MJF holds that last moment and then looks over at Danhausen.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: And that man certainly isn’t you either Danny boy. Of the two of you it amazes me that you actually make more sense than him. But you are right, this is my story. The sooner you realize you are nothing but a side character in the tale of Maxwell Jacob Friedman…once in a generation talent…the sooner you can have your piece of mind that all is right in the world. I know that every man is the main character in his own life, but there is an overarching story of the world. And as fellow generational talent Dwayne Johnson once said, know your role. Your role isn’t to play spoiler, your role isn’t to walk into Wrestlemania and walk out as Intercontinental Champion. No, your role in all of this is to get your ass handed to you and walk out a loser just like Eddie. Your role is for it to be that much bigger a moment that MJF beat two men instead of one at Wrestlemania to gain his first of many championships in UWF.
MJF begins to get a little more amped up and he’s pacing in the middle of the ring again.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: And I know that it’s a hard thing to accept and for a guy with your low intelligence maybe even a hard thing to understand. I mean you have this sea of stupidity out here cheering for you. I’m sure you have little inbred kids with all six of their teeth to match their five IQs running up to you wherever you go and cheering you on. You think ‘I can’t be a nobody, I can’t be a side character. This is how main characters are treated.’ I get that, I understand it and hell I’m even a little empathetic to it. But every single person who has stepped into this ring against me in this company, have all learned who the main character of the story is. Because I win, week after week. Because I main event week after week, I get my hand raised because that’s what happens for winners. So when the smoke clears at Wrestlemania, my hand is raised and that Intercontinental Championship is handed over to me. It’s not going to be a shock, it’s not going to be an upset, it’s what was inevitable. The moment I spoke into the universe that I wanted the Intercontinental Championship around my waist, it was essentially there. You’ve had your time Danhausen and your time was over at the Royal Rumble. Just because you wormed your way into this match doesn’t mean you get a second go round with my belt.
MJF stops in the middle of the ring, squares up and points his finger right at Danhausen.
Maxwell Jacob Friedman: What it means is that you’ve wormed your way into my moment and for that you get the honor of having your ass kicked by me. You get to be another body on my pile of carcasses I’ve laid waste to. Instead of one bloody fat blob in the ring unconscious as my hand is raised now there will be two bloodied bodies for me to step over as I raise the title high over my head. Maybe that’s all you really wanted, maybe that’s all you could hope for and you did it. Hell if you are going to be a side character, at least be a side character who gets to be near the main character as much as possible…get the feeling of greatness that you’ll never have. I’ve understood since I was young that people will go to great lengths just to be near a greatness they never thought they’d see in their life. Is that what you are doing here? Sacrificing your body and what little dignity you must have left, so that you can shackle yourself to the first of a laundry list of Wrestlemania moments that will fill my Hall of Fame career? I guess for a side character like you that is the best you can hope for in life and I don’t begrudge you that. But do understand, it comes with a price. I have every intention of beating you both within an inch of your pathetic lives to send a message. On the grandest stage of them all, when I take my place at the head of the UWF as it’s premier champion…I will do so in a baptism of blood. Because despite the little narrative you two have written in your mind about me. I can be just as dangerous and just as evil as either of you. Because when I tell you my name and that I’m better than you, I don’t just mean at wrestling. I mean I’m better than you at everything and you better start understanding that real quick.
MJF throws the microphone back to Mr. Regal, who wasn’t expecting it, he almost drops it but recovers.
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Post by Cwalker on Mar 25, 2023 9:24:51 GMT -6
As Bayley revels in the glory of her "mic drop" moment, "The Man of The Hour", "The Million Dollar Megastar is quick to respond.
LA Knight: Sweet cheeks, let L...A....Knight be the one to fill 'ya in on a little secret.
LA Knight: There's nobody in the world quite like L...A....Knight.Searching for validation? L...A....Knight is very much a one of one. Pot meet kettle. Because let L....A....Knight remind 'ya, 'the two of 'ya are saying the same thing that everyone else has said to L...A....Knight. And 'ya know something, they're all failures. And come WrestleMania, 'ya big big brother becomes a failure too, Because how does Kyle O'Reilly cope with losing to the high school level wrestler that only knows 6 moves? How does Kyle O'Reilly cope with losing the most important thing in his life to someone that y'all say is so generic?
Bayley and Knight continue to stare each other down, while Kyle keeps his back turned.
LA Knight: Because that's the said reality that faces 'ya. Because in 8 short days, L....A....Knight becomes the Prime Time Medal Holder. Then eventually, L....A....Knight cashes that sucka in and becomes Intercontinental Champion. And 'ya can bet 'ya ass that L...A....Knight is a future UWF Champion. But Cool Kyle that hasn't kept his cool? He goes home. And he stays home. Because as long as L...A....Knight is here...
LA Knight: AS long as L....A....Knight holds every piece of gold he just mentioned, Kyle O'Reilly will never be successful again. Just a sad, little man that will watch the L....A....Knight show every week.
LA Knight: 'Ya wanna know why L....A....Knight is so proud of his antics over the past few months? Because it's working. L...A....Knight is under 'ya skin. L...A...Knight is under his skin...
Knight points at O'Reilly; who will not pay this altercation any more attention.
LA Knight: And because of it, he's going to make a mistake. And it's going to get him beat. Then both of 'ya are gonna be standing there with egg on 'ya face. L...A....Knight doesn't care about The Miz. L...A....Knight doesn't care about Rob Conway. Because for as much as the two of 'ya hate to accept it, THIS is L....A....Knight's show! And WrestleMania is L...A....Knight's moment. And the two of 'ya are going to have to come out here the next week on Revolution and admit to the entire world what they already know...
LA Knight: Hey may be 'ya brother, but L...A....Knight is both of y'alls daddy.
Knight mimics Bayley's earlier "Mic Drop" before smirking at her. For the first time, Kyle O'Reilly looks over his shoulder back at his WrestleMania opponent.
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Post by Fauche on Mar 25, 2023 13:59:37 GMT -6
Kyle looks over his shoulder as Knight wraps up. Its hard to know if he was going to say anything before the people started chanting his name, urging him to verbally slap the goof around some more. What starts as a murmuring of "KYLE O REILLY" shouts around the building catches like wildfire, though, and soon spreads around the arena until its a unanimous call to action - a plea pounding in his ear drums.
Bayley keeps her mic down, standing back towards the corner away from the center of the ring and the spotlight over it to make room for her step-brother to respond. The Diabetic Dragon gazes out at those screaming, eager faces. Tens of thousands of folks who hate LA Knight just as much - if not more - than he does... but he's the only of them with a mic. That sense of duty sits heavy on his shoulders and the gravity o it alters his orbit, turning him back around to somehow pop that crowd even bigger.
There isn't an enthusiasm or vicious energy about O'Reilly now, though. He's saving that for the match. It's more of an annoyed fatigue as he addresses his Wrestlemania opponent again.KO'R: Dude, what the heck are you doing right now? Why are you even still out here? Who are you trying to convince that you're so good? Is it us?Kyle gestures from himself to Bayley.KO'R: Cause we aren't buying it. Batista is a dumpster fire of a human being and I wound up kicking his butt from pillar to post, but at least when he wanted to pick a fight, he got his knuckles bloody. Whatever else I think about him, I can respect that. The worst you're willing to do is get your hands dirty, and yeah, sure, that got you here, but this is the end of line, man.With his free hand, Kyle pulls the Prime Time Medal off from around his neck and holds it up so its dangling out in front of him while he speaks.KO'R: I don't know how "with it" you were after you got schooled on Revolution, but I just annihilated Jeff Jarrett to keep this Medal where it belongs. Him and you and everyone else around here looks at Prizz Tizz and just sees it like it's the quarter you put in the gumball machine to get something better. Well guess what? I can't even eat that kinda gum, and as far as I'm concerned, that's not money well spent anyways.
This is worth so much more to me than it is to all you mother suckers cause I'm actually effing proud of it, and I'm never ever ever trading it away for anything. If you've seen me fight then you know I'm telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth when I say I'll go farther than too far to leave with this slung around my neck.Kyle lowers the mic and keeps that Prime Time Medal held high and proud while the fans give it up for the sentiment. He lets the moment linger, his eyes deadlocked on Knight for a while until he finally drapes the ribbon back over his head. When he looks up, its with a disappointed squint, like someone seeing Mount Rushmore for the first time and realizing how diminutive and unimportant it is in real life.KO'R: I fought my butt off to get where I am. And you? Ugh. Oh my gosh. You just friggin showed up one day and the internet and the dirtsheets and the critics all called you the "next big thing" in the headlines. Meanwhile, way down at the bottom of the page, there's article and tweets and losers writing about how I'll never get anywhere without Larry Sweeney or Mark Henry or the nWo. Wanna talk about unoriginal? Six months later I'm still hearing about that stuff!
But I sure as frick got here anyway. And even though I've beat all the best guys and over-delivered every time I was unexpected to, they say I'm still just the guy who's here to get rolled over by your stupid Gravy Train so you can have your moment. And you're dumb enough to think that that's true, too.
Except here's the real deal - I see past the fuss. You're a pile of dog crap in the ring and honestly, you're just kinda boring to listen to, too. All you've got are your lame little "what happens when Kyle loses" hypocrit... hypogeni... no... Bayley, what's the word I'm looking for?His step-sister makes the save.Bayley: Hypothetical?Kyle snaps his finger cause that's exactly it.KO'R: Yeah! Hypothetical questions! That's it. You wanna be the next Dwayne Johnson but you've got less new material than SF Two: Turbo.
Wanna know what happens when I lose to someone I'm better than? Dude, bud, man, I've lost before and come back better. I know how to learn a lesson, but on the flipside, I promise you there's nothing you picked up getting styled on by Max last week that'll prepare you for what I'm gunning with. And also, there's a big difference between "how's Kyle gonna cope with the L?" and "how's Knight gonna wrestle next month after having both his shoulders dislocated?"The Human Swiss Army Knife steps towards Knight, reaching that boiling again.KO'R: See when I make a threat, I get specific cause I know exactly what I wanna do to you and I definitely know I can deliver. You're wasting time wondering about what a world looks like where you actually pull off a miracle and I'm standing here and telling you that I'm gonna break your arm in two places. If you could really make good on calling your shots, maybe you'da won that Rumble or have that TV title or wouldn't be walking into this fight looking to rebound. Maybe your career highlight wouldn't be beating the smallest guy on the roster who just took three years off. I honestly don't know how you turn those so-so results into this hotshot attitude you got now.
Friggin fraud. You're a hype junkie and I'm tornado of ultraviolence and this year the Grandest Stage of 'em All is the proving ground where one of those gets exposed.When he finishes, Kyle looks away from Knight and back out towards the crowd, as if to ask "happy now?" that he's battered the contender again.
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Post by Jimmy Uso on Mar 25, 2023 16:09:59 GMT -6
[ As they come back, Eddie Guerrero's music plays. As the music is playing, he comes out onto the top of the ramp doing his little pose. He then keeps taunting the fans all the way down the ramp. Eddie Guerrero slides into the ring and again taunts the crowd Eddie Guerrero hops on teh turnbuckles and gets heat and cheers from the fans. He then grabs a microphone and walks around the ring and then begins to talk.]
We Lie Cheat Steal|Eddie Guerrero: Welcome all to an in-ring promo From Latino Heat! Now Essa's and mommies? Do you know who i am? I'm The next UWF TV Champion Latino Heeeeeeat Eddie Guerrero! ** crowd pops and gives heat** Hey paco if you don't like Latino Heat then leave! ** crowd boos** . You no puedo creer esto ACALLEse!! Listen Essa's Latino Heat has arrived and he's ready for anyone you have to throw at me. Latino Heat is ready for anyone at any time! Now Paco? I chose the Revolution brand for as simple as this. The Revolution brand has competition. Competition worthy enough to be pitted up against me, Holmes! Now I came here to be the best I could be. I came here for recognition paco. I came here for Wrestle Mania Essa! See I know you sexy mommies in the crowd want some Latino Heat but see Mama citas.. I'm not here to entertain the opposite sex essay I'm here to win some gold Holmes Now The Revolution Brand has talent paco. They have such superstars as Jeff Jarrett. This guy is like Six feet short. two hundred thirty-two pounds. This guy plays guitar! Then we have The Mafia Finn Balor He's teh The Prince Holmes But see now they Have Latino Heeeeeat. They now have Eddie Guerrero to be a great brand Holmes. See I know you people Envy Latino Heat. I know you people are jealous of me, The boss wants me to headline. Wrestle Mania The Boss wants me to prove that I can beat anyone at anytime. See Latino Heat is here and ready to light a fire up any of your Como's I'm ready to maintain The Television Championship status Holmes! Eddie Guerrero has been interested in The Mania Brand, Thinking that The Mania Brand could use some Latino Heat to be above Wrestle Mania Eddie Guerrero will become TV Champion a major player in weeks to come you can expect that. you can except to see Eddie Guerrero Fatal five way rung by rung, step by step and reach the top. and win the Fatal Five way to be the best Holmes. See I deserve Wrestle-Mania Holmes. I deserve to be a TV Champion asset to Mania I deserve to be a Major player here on Mania. See I deserve to be a Star paco's I deserve to be taken Seriously. I deserve to be respected chica's! See on Wrestle Mania I know that I'll be a man who will fill these seats. who will fill the Mania arena with Latino Heat fans. ee I am Latino Heat. I am Eddie Friggen Guerrero and I will get respect I deserve Holmes! I will be a man who will defeat all Four odds and become a new TV Champion an a true athlete and once again.. Bring Latino Heeeeeeeeat to Wrestle-Mania!
We Lie Cheat Steal|Eddie Guerrero: Hey paco Holmes!
[Eddie leans in the corner and raise both of his legs on top of the turnbuckle and waits for Cody or Hulk Hogan or Jeff Jarrett to appear on Stage when Finn looks at Eddie just chilling on the buckle]
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Post by Cwalker on Mar 25, 2023 17:07:29 GMT -6
With Kyle once again turning his back on his opponent, LA Knight begins to speak again.
LA Knight: Schooled on Revolution. Who would've seen 'ya bringing that up? Again, a lot of originality there, jack.
Knight rolls his eyes. His comment was obviously sarcastic.
LA Knight: Let L...A....Knight to break some news for 'ya. Yes, L...A....Knight dropped a match to Maxxi Pad last week. But what 'ya don't know is that heading into the match, L....A.....Knight suffered a freak injury.
LA Knight: That's right, L...A....Knight was hurt. And 'ya know how L....A.....Knight hurt himself? L...A...Knight hurt his back because he was carrying this damn company!
Oh God, LA Knight is bearable.
LA Knight: 'Ya say that L....A....Knight needs validation. But have 'ya listened to yourself? 'Ya talking about how all the headlines are about L...A....Knight and there's only a brief mention of Kyle O'Reilly. It sounds like, 'ya wish that 'ya were receiving all the attention that L...A....Knight is receiving. Well, let L....A....Knight break it to 'ya, it's never going to happen. And it's never going to happen because all Kyle O'Reilly is, is a half way decent wrestler.
LA Knight: While L...A....Knight is something bigger. L...A....Knight is very much the Megastar that he claims to be. That's why L...A....Knight is always trending when Revolution is over. That's why L...A....Knight gets all the headlines. Because L....A....Knight is money. The boys in the back know it....
Knight points to the fans.
LA Knight: These dummies know it. It's obvious to L....A....Knight that the two of 'ya are slow on the uptake but 'ya will come to realize it. L...A....Knight understands that it's a very hard pill to swallow, but what they're saying is right, Kyle. 'Ya are just here so L....A....Knight has his moment. The biggest night in L...A....Knight's career comes at 'ya expense. After WrestleMania, L....A....Knight doesn't have to hear about the past. L...A....Knight won't have to hear about coming up short in the big moments or not having beaten anyone. L...A....Knight can move on after he beats the "baddest man" in UWF. L...A....Knight very much will go from undesirable to undeniable.
LA Knight: 'Ya truly think 'ya better than L....A....Knight, but 'ya not. 'Ya may punch L....A....Knight in the face at WrestleMania. Newsflash, L...A....Knight is going to do the same to 'ya. 'Ya may be able to put L...A....Knight in of those submissions that 'ya value so much, L...A....Knight will give 'ya that. But there is no way that Kyle O'Reilly doesn't end up looking at the lights at WrestleMania. And 'ya can come back all 'ya want afterwards, but the result will always be the same. L...A....Knight standing over 'ya lifeless body; holding 'ya so precious Prime Time Medal. Taking that from 'ya might actually give L...A....Knight more joy than actually pinning 'ya. Just knowing that L...A....Knight will have the thing that 'ya care so much about...
Knight points back to Bayley, who as always is very annoyed by his voice.
LA Knight: And after a million dollars of pyro goes off and WrestleMania is over, L...A....Knight will have her too. And sweet cheeks, when 'ya left dripping wet...
Gross....
LA Knight: With perspiration due to L...A....Knight's intimidating, unlimited, kavorka of course...
Good save, but still gross....
LA Knight: 'Ya both will have spent WrestleMania night realizing that L....A....Knight doesn't believe his own hype. L....A.....Knight IS the hype!
Bayley throws up in her mouth a little bit. Knight lowers his microphone and gives the floor back to his WrestleMania opponent or his step sister.
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