Post by Jye on Dec 13, 2023 19:55:00 GMT -6
We cut to... space? There is a a flamboyant marvel of celestial engineering, Through editing magic we cut to the inside, A chinless wonder is walking through the hall of the ship onto the star deck, Ellsworth makes his way as he opens his mouth...
Ellsworth: "Captain... We have an e-vite to a new show called Revolution."
Ellsworth drops the holo-device as a tall and muscular woman bends over and picks up the device, We get a glimpse of the woman's face, It's "The Alien" Kris Statlander, Her face covered with face-paint down the side...
"The Alien" Kris Statlander: "It doesn't look like it will last for a year... I mean it could be fun... only if you say so captain..."
Statlander turns the device towards the captain - It's Dalton Castle in a bejeweled captain's skivvy, Castle moves his eye up close to the hologram e-vite, his forehead breaks the light as he steps back holding his head in pain as he "hits" his head on the e-vite. He strikes a pose before he continues to speculate...
Dalton Castle: "You say Dalton Castle have been e-vited to the debut episode of Revolution? Well color me all pink and call me a flamingo because we're not just stepping into a new show; we're soaring through uncharted territories. Navigator Statlander, the warp drive stat..."
The scene fades to black as the sound of the hyper-hyper drive revs up, It sounds like someone blowing into a tincan- but we can't prove that even if we wanted to. The scene comes back to a CGI ship in what can be described as earth's outer atmosphere. We come back into the pristine innards of the USS Peacock...
Dalton Castle: "Scan the arena for intelligent life..."
A beep boop can be heard it sounds like Ellsworth making face noises. He isn't on camera so we will never know. A female voice comes over the intercom...
"There is no intelligent life in this area..."
Dalton Castle:"Well, isn't that a hoot and a half! No intelligent life? Well, lucky for them, they have an appointment with the most brilliant peacock in the galaxy! Time to make our descent. . ."
"The Alien" Kris Statlander:"Captain there doesn't seem to be anyone in that building. It seems this "Revolution" isn't a happening..."
Dalton Castle: "You were right they didn't even last an evening, Dalton Castle is known for his endurance but those hippies missed out on a extravagant--"
Statlander cuts in on Castle...
"The Alien" Kris Statlander: "Captain our e-vite seems to have expired 2,375 days ago. "
Dalton Castle: "Well, well, well! Talk about being fashionably late! Seems Revolution missed its moment, but fear not, for the most dazzling peacock in the galaxy is always on time! Navigator Statlander, set a course for the next Revolution—we've got galaxies waiting to witness the brilliance of Dalton Castle!"
The scene fades out with the USS Peacock gearing up for Revolution...
Ellsworth: "Captain... We have an e-vite to a new show called Revolution."
Ellsworth drops the holo-device as a tall and muscular woman bends over and picks up the device, We get a glimpse of the woman's face, It's "The Alien" Kris Statlander, Her face covered with face-paint down the side...
"The Alien" Kris Statlander: "It doesn't look like it will last for a year... I mean it could be fun... only if you say so captain..."
Statlander turns the device towards the captain - It's Dalton Castle in a bejeweled captain's skivvy, Castle moves his eye up close to the hologram e-vite, his forehead breaks the light as he steps back holding his head in pain as he "hits" his head on the e-vite. He strikes a pose before he continues to speculate...
Dalton Castle: "You say Dalton Castle have been e-vited to the debut episode of Revolution? Well color me all pink and call me a flamingo because we're not just stepping into a new show; we're soaring through uncharted territories. Navigator Statlander, the warp drive stat..."
The scene fades to black as the sound of the hyper-hyper drive revs up, It sounds like someone blowing into a tincan- but we can't prove that even if we wanted to. The scene comes back to a CGI ship in what can be described as earth's outer atmosphere. We come back into the pristine innards of the USS Peacock...
Dalton Castle: "Scan the arena for intelligent life..."
A beep boop can be heard it sounds like Ellsworth making face noises. He isn't on camera so we will never know. A female voice comes over the intercom...
"There is no intelligent life in this area..."
Dalton Castle:"Well, isn't that a hoot and a half! No intelligent life? Well, lucky for them, they have an appointment with the most brilliant peacock in the galaxy! Time to make our descent. . ."
"The Alien" Kris Statlander:"Captain there doesn't seem to be anyone in that building. It seems this "Revolution" isn't a happening..."
Dalton Castle: "You were right they didn't even last an evening, Dalton Castle is known for his endurance but those hippies missed out on a extravagant--"
Statlander cuts in on Castle...
"The Alien" Kris Statlander: "Captain our e-vite seems to have expired 2,375 days ago. "
Dalton Castle: "Well, well, well! Talk about being fashionably late! Seems Revolution missed its moment, but fear not, for the most dazzling peacock in the galaxy is always on time! Navigator Statlander, set a course for the next Revolution—we've got galaxies waiting to witness the brilliance of Dalton Castle!"
The scene fades out with the USS Peacock gearing up for Revolution...
