Post by Dres on Nov 21, 2018 8:09:03 GMT -6
Once the video ends, pyro goes off all around the arena, the camera panning through the crowd showing the excited faces of the UWF faithful. The whole crowd seemingly chant "UWF! UWF! UWF!" in a never ending fashion. The camera then cuts to ringside where Tom Phillips and Corey Graves are standing by.
Tom Phillips: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special Halloween edition of Revolution! With me is my broadcast partner, former International Champion Corey Graves.
Corey Graves: I'm ready to see some mayhem tonight and nothing will cause more mayhem then are two Halloween themed matches. It's a Trick or Street Fight and a Battle Royal.
Tom Phillips: And Team Revolution collides with the three men doing battle for the UWF Championship in our main event.
Corey Graves: Plus Elias issued an open challenge for this week and it was answered by none other than his doppelganger, Damien Sandow!
Tom Phillips: But first out Television Champion is in action when he squares off against Tomasso Ciampa. Let's head down to the ring for that now!
The lights are out and nothing can be seen except the illumination of cell phone lights and the flashes of cameras as with the strum of a guitar, a spotlight comes on and shines down into the ring on Revolution’s resident musician.
Elias: Hello I am Elias. I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to be back in the ring this week. I missed it when I was away last week. Speaking of last week, I decided for Survivor Series that I would issue a little challenge to someone on the Resistance brand and that inspired me to do the same this week. And boy was my open challenge answered in a big way when a legend from UWF’s past, Damien Sandow, came out.
Now Damien is upset because people like to draw comparisons between he and I, mostly in appearance. Well after tonight, that’ll be the only thing we have in common because once I’ve proven what I can do in this ring against a decorated champion and gifted wrestler like yourself, there’ll be no more comparisons.
I hail from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weigh in at two hundred and seventeen pounds. Self-professed, “Savior”, come walk with Elias!
New World Symphony blares throughout the arena as the crowd stand up unsure if what they are hearing is correct.
Tony Chimel: And his opponent, Damien Sandow!
Out through the curtain emerges Damien Sandow donning his trademark robe as the crowds initial pop from seeing an old face fades into boos as they remember all he's done in the past.
DING DING DING
Elias and Sandow look in each others eyes as the both move towards the center of the ring, Both men lock up, Sandow begins to gain advantage over Elias, Sandow sends up a knee to the chest of Elias as he whips him towards the corner, Elias hits back first into the turnbuckles bouncing back to the middle of the ring as Sandow sends a boot to the gut of Elias, Sandow grabs onto the back of the head of Elias as he attempts to hit a neck breaker, Elias gets out of the hold as Sandow turns around to Elias. Both men begin trading left and rights as they jockey for position. Sandow keeps steeping forward as Elias is forced back into the ropes, Sandow whips Elias across the ring, Sandow moves to the center of the ring waiting for Elias to rebound, Sandow lifts up Elias bringing him back down on his knee, Sandow stands up not releasing the hold on Elias as he lifts him up for a belly to belly suplex. Sandow slams Elias into the canvas with force as he attempts an early cover, he hooks both legs of Elias....
Corey Graves: Sandow finally shutting up Elias here early tonight
One!
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Two
No Elias kicks out exactly at 2!
Sandow sends a knee to the ribs of Elias as he pushes himself to his feet, Sandow grabs hold of the ears of Elias as he lifts him to his feet. Sandow whips Elias across the ring as he attempts to hit a dropkick, Elias slides underneath the attempt, Sandow plants into the canvas as Elias mounts him, Elias begins sending down lefts and rights as the referee uses his body to block the strikes, Elias gets to his feet as Sandow rolls over to his stomach getting to his hands and knees, Elias attempts to run at Sandow sending up a knee which Sandow moves out of the way for, Sandow pops to his feet before hitting a lariat to the side of the head of Elias, Sandow looks down as Elias falls to the ground like a sack of potatoes...
Corey Graves: Sandow with a intellectual lariat to the side of the head of Elias, Apparentaly only idiots are hurt by it. So it should be super effective against Elias, huh, Tom.
Tom Phillips: Why do you hate Elias so much Corey?
Sandow grabs onto the hair of Elias. Sandow lifts Elias to his feet before sending him into the ropes with an Irish whip, Sandow does a spin before sending out a elbow to the temple of Elias. Elias falls back into the ropes, Elias leaning on the ropes as Sandow runs at him sending him over the ropes to the outside with a lariat, Elias lands on his feet he quickly pulls out the feet of Sandow, Sandow falls hard onto his back his head bouncing off the canvas. Elias quickly slides into the ring as Sandow rolls over to his stomach getting to his feet as Elias jumps into the air sending out both feet, Sandow pushes the legs out of the way derailing the dropkick, Sandow quickly lifts up Elias as he pops to his feet, Sandow hits him with a sit out power bomb, Sandow attempts a pin...
Corey Graves: Sandow with braun and intellect, Elias has neither. Just look at our saviour...
One!
...
Two
No Elias kicks out at 2!
Sandow runs his hands through his hair in disbelief that he kicked out, Sandow pops to his feet as he looks angry with Elias. Elias slowly staggers to his feet as Sandow runs at him attempting a lariat, Elia ducks and throws a right hand at Sandow, Elias follows up with a few more before backing Sandow into a corner. Elias takes a step back before running at Sandow leaping into the corner with an elbow to the side of the head. Sandow staggers from the corner as he is met with a boot from Elias who places Sandow’s head in his armpit as he attempts a DDT but Sandow lifts up Elias throwing him back down face first into the canvas. Sandow grabs onto Elias's head as he stands to his feet Sandow hits Elias with a spinning neck breaker, Sandow attempts the cover...
One!
...
Two
...
No Elias kicks out at 2.5!
Sandow looks in disgust as Elias kicks out again. Sandow gets to his knees grabbing onto Elias, He brings Elias to his feet before he hits him with a knee to the chest. Sandow turns around Elias hooking his arm around his neck, Sandow lifts up Elias going for a straight jacket neck breaker as he lets go mid air for the release Elias somehow lands on his feet. Sandow knees Elias in the abdomen before snapping his neck around with a arm trap snap swinging neck breaker, Elias bounces head first off the canvas as Sandow hooks both of his legs for a cover...
Corey Graves: Terminus TERMINUS, Sandow bringing out old friends of his to defeat the miscreant.
One!
...
Two
...
Thre..
No Elias kicked out at 2.99!
Tom Phillips: Elias almost was put away with that move, Elias hasn't got much offense in this match, Things are looking grim.
Sandow pushes himself to his feet, Sandow looks down at Elias rolling onto his belly, Elias uses the ropes to lift himself stand to his feet. Sandow moves to him sending a knee to the chest of Elias. Sandow chops the chest of Elias making him grimace in pain, Sandow whips Elias across the ring, Elias rebounds towards Sandow attempts a lariat, Sandow ducks the attempt. Sandow jumps into the air sending out both feet as Elias pushes the legs away, Sandow crashes on the canvas, Sandow pops up to his feet as he is met with a jumping knee by Elias. Sandow falls back into the turn buckles...
Corey Graves:: NO! Elias don't make a comeback, Our Saviour Sandow had you in the books..
Elias makes his way over to Sandow as he grabs onto his head, Elias lifts up Sandow on the turnbuckles to the top rope, Elias climbs to the second rope placing his arm around the neck of Sandow. Elias goes for the superplex off the top rope, Sandow pushes him off. Elias steps back before running at Sandow jumping and hitting him with the knee to the jaw. Elias makes his way up again. Elias hits the superplex onto Sandow, Both men crash into the ground hard. Both men down...
Tom Phillips: Oh boy what a suplerplex from the top rope by Elias, Both men are down...
Elias and Sandow both use the ropes to begin to stand to their feet, Sandow and Elias look at each other and run at each other, Sandow hits an arm drag sending him across the ring. Elias gets to his feet as Sandow runs to the ropes, Sandow rebounding spins around attempting a discus clothesline, Elias ducks the clothesline attempting, Elias grabs on the back of Sandow's head spinning him around for a Drift Away!, Elias hooks both legs quickly after the fact...
One!
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Two
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Three
DING DING DING!
Tony Chimel "Here is your winner, Elias!"
Elias grabs his back as he gets to his feet celebrating his win, Elias raises his hand as he looks exhausted. Elias makes his way up the turnbuckles celebrating his victory.
Brian Lee and Elix Skipper arrive together in the back of a cab with a suitcase with them
Brian: I can't believe it's Halloween Elix, - you got your costume planned?
Elix: yeah dude - it's gonna rock
Brian: awesome but I don't think its gonna top mine
Brian continues
Brian: you know what dude - tonight is extra special because its the night we get to show why the Primetime players are part of Team Revolution
Brian then opens his suitcase to reveal a 40 Kilo Dumbbell and starts to do reps with it
Elix: DUDE? your suitcase was filled with Dumbbell's - then where's your costume?
Brian: I packed it in your bad while you were sleeping alongside your stuff - sorry - but I'll make it up to you with some Butterfinger's okay?
Elix smiles and jumps around
Elix: Butterfingers! hell yeah!
Brian continues to do reps with his dumbbelkls as he and Elix walk to the dressing
The light goes out across the arena. "No One Will Survive" plays on the PA system. Ciampa's entrance video plays on the titantron.
Tommaso Ciampa walks out in his ring gear and black and brown long jacket. Ciampa slowly makes his way down the ramp.
The opening bars of the song play in showing Drew Gulak delivering speeches interspersed with people in submissions on the titantron. When the song kicks into full gear he walks out in a robe and wrestling gear holding up a sign with a logo promoting one of his various poilicies.
Tony Chimel: Coming down to the ring weighing at 193 lbs, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania he is The Master of 1000 Powerpoint Presentations, Drew Gulak!
He places the sign against the steel steps and climbs up to the apron and after wiping his feet on the apron. He goes in through the middle rope and slowly dresses down to his ring gear making sure to hand it in a neat pile to someone from the ring crew. From there he gets into his corner, and begins stretching waiting for the bell to ring.
VS
DING! DING! DING!
Tom Phillips: “Going into the match, you have to think about how Gulak is heading into this one, is his mind actually cleared from the stuff surrounding himself and Suzuki?”
Corey Graves: “I guess that there’s only one way to find out Tom.”
The two opponents lock up tightly in the middle of the ring. Almost instantly Ciampa knocks down Gulak’s arm and swings him tightly into a headlock. Gulak pushes him back to the ropes forcing Ciampa to break the hold and he instantly runs to the other side, to make sure Gulak doesn’t take advantage.
As Gulak tries to keep up with the pace of Ciampa, he gets hit down with a shoulder block taking Gulak down. Ciampa quickly runs to the other side, and then Gulak drops down for Ciampa to jump over, but midair he gets tripped up.
Corey Graves: “Stopped dead in his tracks right there!”
Gulak maintains in control of his leg, and quickly transforms it into an ankle lock, he wrenches it around and gets to one knee. From this, Ciampa looks to reverse by placing his other leg over the top of the one in the hold but instead, Gulak lets go of the hold and pushes Ciampa’s leg into his lower back and then sets him up for the Bow and Arrow hold!
Seeing no other way out, Ciampa rolls over and breaks the hold and makes it into a pinfall attempt, he also on the way hooks both of the legs and the referee counts.
1…
Gulak kicks out quickly from the reversal. Ciampa hops straight back onto his feet and so does Gulak, rolling upwards. Gulak chucks Ciampa at the ropes, at which Ciampa hops straight over the top, and Gulak hits the ropes looking to stop him dead in his tracks, but Ciampa quickly stops Gulak making him stumble backwards.
Ciampa then heads up to the top rope and hits a huge double axe handle from the top, sending Gulak down to his knees, Ciampa then quickly hits the ropes and lands a huge knee trembler on Gulak.
Corey Graves: “Coah, did you hear that one?!”
As Ciampa strikes Gulak with the knee, he collapses over him and the referee counts the fall on Gulak quickly.
1…
2…
Gulak kicks out at two from the harsh knee from Tomasso Ciampa. Gulak and Ciampa both use parallel sides of the ring to get up. They both rest in the corner, but Ciampa runs full speed ahead for a corner clothesline on Gulak, but before he can even have the chance to connect, Gulak jumps upwards and sends Ciampa running into the corner.
Tom Phillips: “Up he goes!”
Gulak swings down behind Ciampa’s back and drops him down to the mat harshly with a backstabber, Gulak then rolls Ciampa back up to his feet from this and goes for a forearm, Ciampa blocks and sends Gulak spinning.
Gulak then goes for a discus forearm on Ciampa, which Ciampa blocks again, and then finally, Ciampa hits the ropes and sends Gulak crashing down to the mat. He then spreads his arms and yells that this is “OVER.”
Corey Graves: “Ciampa is looking to end this fairy tale of the UWF Television Champion right here right now!”
Ciampa reaches down for Gulak laying on the ground and sets him up in between his legs, setting up for Project Ciampa. Ciampa sends him up to his shoulders and then suddenly, Gulak hops over the top of Ciampa’s head!
Ciampa’s back is now exposed, leaving Gulak to do what he knows what to do best. The Gu-lock! He wrenches back down on the head as Ciampa waves his arms around in agony. Ciampa then taps vigorously on Gulak and the referee calls for the bell.
He taps!
DING! DING! DING!
Tony Chimel: “Here is your winner via submission, Drew Gulak!”
Gulak celebrates in the middle of the ring as Ciampa rolls back to the floor clutching tightly in on his neck. He then asks the referee to get his title from ringside for him to celebrate with, which he does. The referee hands the title over and Gulak poses on the second rope with it, holding it high for all to see.
The titantron switches from the UWF Revolution graphic to a live feed from backstage. The Triple Champ Larry Sweeney is shown sitting at a desk in some office, Kyle O'Reilly standing right behind him.
Sweeney: First off, I just wanted to thank you for taking the time to meet with Sweet n' Sour Inc. tonight. You're a busy man, We're busy men. We both had to move some mountains to make this happen but I think once you hear what I've had to say, we're gonna be able to find a way to do some good business together, ahaha! Yeah, some real good business.
Look, you know champions. You've run an incredible organization for years. And me? I know champions because I am one... er... three. We both have this, this like... uncanny eye for talent. We know a fighter's fighter when we see one. And my boy here - The Canadian Dragon, Kyle O'Reilly - he's a killer. He's a freakin' once-in-a-generation kinda guy. Submissions, striking, grappling, you name it, he's already mastered it. He's one of a kind.
Last week, well, last week, that Drew Gulak character - a fake champ who's been ducking me for ages now - well he distracted Kyle, cost him his match. Had Kyle won, he'd have earned a shot at Suzuki and unfortunately due to some crap lousy officiating, the right thing didn't happen. I've ran into these kinds of problems around here before, but I really think we can work something out. So whaddaya say, pal? Do ya think we can find a way to get Kyle a spot in the UFC?
The camera pans over, finally revealing Dana White to be the person Larry is speaking to.
Dana White: Sorry for the costume it's just that I'm going to a party right after this meeting, I'm the founding father of MMA get it? don't tell Suzuki I said that tho, already got troubles with the man but you don't care, back to Kyle over here, his resume is amazing, surprised that dumb pig EC3 doesn't give him more opportunities, don't worry, we'll use his full potential here, is EC3 not giving him opportunities the only reason you reached out to me?
Sweeney has a big grin on his face
Sweeney: Haha! I knew! You're my kinda promoter, Dana! and it's one heck of a costume! and why would I not tell Suzuki that, he needs to face the facts of you being the father of MMA, that old chump is maybe the grandpa, and ya See Kyle here, well, he's got this... this... I don't what to call it, really. A dark side? Sometimes he, ahaha, well, he just says the craziest things I've ever heard! Violent, violent stuff. I honestly have no idea how he comes up with it!
Larry's nervous, over-sold laughter gives way to a low whisper.
So it's either therapy or MMA and I'd rather make a buck than spend one, if ya know what I mean...
Dana: Oh I get ya, therapy sucks, why pay a lot of dollars just to talk to someone when you can buy at least ten Conor McGregor shirts with that money?
Larry laughs And goes back to normal Larry volume and smiles.
See, ya get me, Anyway, I think it just goes to show ya that he's got the guts and gumption you'd expect from any UFC superstar, ain't that right Kyle?
The Canadian Dragon steps forward proudly.
KO'R: That's right. Also, I know that sponsorship deals are a lot easier to work out for UFC athletes than UWF wrestlers, so I was thinking we could work something out between your company and the Little Dragons Insulin Pump Foundation. It's my charity. And as a diabetic myself -
Wait wait wait wait wait hold your horses, what did you say? diabetic? are you fucking kidding me right now, I CAN'T HAVE A DIABETIC FIGHTER! WHAT IF HE'LL MISS A SHOT AND DIE OR SOMETHING? WHAT IF DURING WEIGHT CUTS HE'LL DIE OR SOMETHING? HUH? WHAT THE FUCK SWEENEY?! THE COMMISION WILL KILL ME! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THIS DETAIL OUT! HOW THE FUCK THAT STUPID EC3 DIDN'T FIRE YOU YET?
Dana takes a second to calm down as his head is becoming the reddest red a human being has ever been while Larry just stares at him with shock and O'riley gets up and clutches his fist, almost going to punch Dana
the deal is off, get the fuck out of my office
Kyle lifts his fist up in the air but Larry quickly gets up and grabs his arm
Kyle I too wanna see if his head will explode like a tomato with how red he's getting but we don't wanna do something we'll regret later don't we, come, also Dana your costume is the worst piece of garbage I've ever... AAAAH
Larry is cut off sentence as while talking he got to the door and opened it just to reveal a dressed up Minoru Suzuki, as a clown of course
Larry jumps in the air, almost getting a heart attack but Kyle remains unphased, he shares a death stare with Suzuki until his business partner gathers his breath and tells him to come with him as they leave, Suzuki enters Dana's office
Dana: Finally, thank god, I'm not the only one dressed up, it's pretty obvious what you dressed up as, come, take a seat and tell me how's my favorite champ doing.
Dana is pretty clearly sucking up to Suzuki who just chuckles and takes a seat where Larry sat, it's very warm.
Suzuki: What are you dressed as?
Oh, what my costume? I'm the founding father of.... yeah just a founding father, I'm George Washington, the store didn't have a wig.
Dana starts sweating as he almost made the biggest mistake of his life but saved it in the last second, Suzuki just chuckles for a sec seeing how nervous Dana is and then starts talking
I'm here about my title, when do I defend it, UWF is getting boring.
Well, ah.. you kinda caught me by surprise here... give a second to look at the rankings...
Suzuki stops him
I'll give you two weeks to find me a challenger, just in time for Survivor Series where I'm going to take care of Gulak once and for all, and if you don't...
Suzuki gets up and knocks White's hat off of his head with his finger and then starts walking out of the office while laughing his signature maniacal laugh, the camera gets back to Dana who plants his head in his hands, trying to figure out what the hell he's going to do about Suzuki
DING DING!
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Trick or Street Fight! Introducing first...
The crowd isn’t sure what to make of this as whether they recognize the theme or not, the fact that it’s playing has them confused. Soon, out comes Brian Lee wearing an attire mirroring Goku, complete with his hair styled like the Saiyan hero.
Tony Chimel: From St. Petersburg, Florida. Weighing in at three hundred and twenty-eight pounds. Representing the Primetime Players...Brian Lee!
As Brian makes his way down the ramp, he high fives fans on each side, a big smile on his face.
Corey Graves: That’s the biggest Goku cosplay I’ve ever witnessed. He should’ve been Broly.
Tom Phillips: Broly’s evil, Corey.
Corey Graves: So is Joker but it didn’t change Sting this week.
As Brian enters the ring, he tightens the belt on his gi and gets into a fighting pose.
Tony Chimel: And the opponent...
Suddenly Rude slides into the ring behind Brian and hits him with a bulldog!
Tom Phillips: Well I guess Brian’s not as keen at sensing ki.
Corey Graves: Give him a break, Phillips. He’s still training!
DING DING!
As the opening bell sounds, the crowd boos as Rude is standing over Lee and putting the boots to him. Rude grabs Lee by the hair and pulls him upward before Lee pushes him away. Angered by this, Rude goes to shove him back but Brian meets him with a straight punch to the nose as the, “Ravishing” I.C. Champ is forced to take a few small steps backward.
Lee goes for a big boot but Rude catches it and flips him onto his back as Lee hits the back of his head hard and Rude holds on to the leg and delivers a few stomps to the inner thigh and then stops his foot short of delivering another one and moves it slightly. ”Make a wish on these Dragonballs” he says before stomping Brian directly in the groin as Lee cries out in pain.
Tom Phillips: Yikes. Talk about rocking the dragon.
Corey Graves: If I could summon Shenron right now, you’d be gone from this booth faster than Beerus losing his temper over a pudding cup.
In the ring, Rude delivers another stomp to Brian’s reproductive zone before releasing his leg and letting it fall to the mat. Brian holds his groin in pain as he rolls over onto his stomach, but that leaves him prone as Rick removes his robe and takes an end of it in each hand before throwing it over Brian’s head and pulling back as Brian is now being choked out.
Doing this, Rude leads Brian back to his feet before releasing the choke and tossing the robe to the mat. Rude grabs Brian by the back of the head now and takes off running, throwing his opponent over the top rope to the outside as he steps through the ropes and hops off the apron to follow after.
Rude gives Brian a kick to the ribs as he’s trying to get up before turning his attention to the ring as he flips up the apron and begins to search underneath. He emerges with the first thing he can find, a rake, as he holds it over his head before turning back to his opponent.
As he does, Brian holds his hands sideways at each side of his face, four fingers extended on both as he closes his eyes and screams, [#0159be]”Solar Flare!”
Tom Phillips: Well I guess he was trying to blind Rude there but it was about as effective as Magikarp’s Splash attack.
Corey Graves: You’re about as effective as Magikarp’s Splash attack, Tom. But keep an eye on Brian Lee, he’s going to bust out a devastating technique before this match is over.
Rude grabs Lee’s shirt and tears it off with one pull, then does the same with the undershirt, looking appalled that his body isn’t as ravishing for a brief moment before striking him with the rake again and gradually dragging it down his back, Brian crying out in pain as the rake digs in and tears at his skin.
Rude goes in to rake down Brian’s back again but as he does, Brian is able to get to his knees and pivot as he reaches up and catches the rake at the top of the handle. As the two struggle, Brian gets to his feet and is able to pull it out of Rude’s grasp. [#0159be]”Power pole extend!”[/color] he cries out as he thrusts forward with the weapon and hits Rude directly in the solar plexus as Rude visibly has the wind knocked out of him.
Lee spins the rake around and charges, hitting Rude in the face with it as he goes down as a result. Lee begins doing some martial arts as he twirls and thrusts around with the rake as the crowd is eating it up. Rude sits up while this is going on and, going unnoticed, gradually crawls backward on his elbows toward the ring. Once getting there, he reaches under with one arm, never taking his eyes off of his opponent, as he soon pulls out another weapon.
Tom Phillips: Brian better watch out!
Rude stands up again holding the weapon high over his head, this time a pumpkin carving knife as he brings it down and takes off at Brian who sees Rude as he lunges forward with it and manages to put the rake in the way as the knife goes into the handle. Brian thrusts forward, the handle of the knife and rake both catching Rude in different places simultaneously as he’s again knocked down.
Rude climbs angrily to his feet as Brian gets in a martial arts stance. Rude motions for him to bring it on and Brian charges but as he does, Rude takes a pail of candy from one of the young audience members and swings it, hitting Lee in the face and stopping his momentum. As Lee staggers, Rude stomps on his foot and Lee cries out in pain as Rude reaches into the pail he’s still holding and pulls out some of the candy as he forcefully palms a handful into Brian’s open mouth and DDT’s him.
Tom Phillips: Well talk about your choking hazards.
Corey Graves: I think that was candy corn, too! What a disgusting bastard.
As Brian lies there on the ramp, Rude begins to drag him up it by his wrists. Once they reach the top, Rude lets go and guides Lee to his feet. He then grabs Lee by the back of the head and takes off running, throwing him face first into the LED screen on the stage. As Brian bounces off of it, a bit of blood is noticeable on his forehead as Rude takes him down with a big boot.
Rude begins to drag Lee by the ankle to the end of the stage. Once they get there, Rude once again brings Lee to his feet. He slaps Brian before saying to him, ”Don’t you understand, Brian? The weak perish and the strong survive!” Brian shoots an angry glare at him as he responds, ”Okay, we’ll play by your rules, Rick!” before hitting him in the abdomen with a devastating blow.
As Rude reacts to the pain, Lee creates a bit of distance between them as he puts both arms to one side and places his hands together with his palms touching. ”Kaaaaaa”
Tom Phillips: He can’t be serious.
”Meeeeee. Haaaaaaa. Meeeeeee.
Rude comes to and goes to strike but a female fan whistles to him and as Rude looks, she flashes him. As he’s distracted, Lee cries out, ”Haaaaa!” as he thrusts both hands forward and hits Rude in the solar plexus, sending him off the stage and through a table and a bunch of equipment.
Corey Graves: He did it! Brian connected with the technique!
As referees, EMTs, and other UWF staff come to clear the wreckage and tend to the Intercontinental Champion, one of the referees makes a motion with his arms to those at ringside.
DING DING!
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen Rick Rude cannot continue so here is your winner, Brian...Lee!
As the Halloween edition of Revolution heads elsewhere, suddenly the, “Insane Icon” is seen.
Joker Sting: I know what you’re thinking: what did we do to get treated to an appearance from the Stinger? I mean I’ve been gone for quite awhile and then one day, I reappear to poke fun at Booker T like he works at Burger King and enter myself into tonight’s Battle Royale. Well to answer your question, you fine folks did what you’ve always done and that’s be your wonderful selves. Quite honestly, I’ve missed you so when I saw that Revolution was having that match this week and anyone was welcome, I couldn’t resist.
In that ring tonight will be a lot of diverse talent and all of them, as one does in a Battle Royale, will be looking to be the last one standing. I’m no different. I know it’s all fun and games but I’m still a competitor. So that means for the first time in far too long: IT’S SHOWTIME, FOLKS!
DING DING DING
The bell rings and everyone stands across the ring from Andreza. Everyone rushes the giant panda and tries to use their momentum to shove him over the ropes but Andreza digs his heels in and manages to withstand the onslaught before he powers out in such a strong fashion that Desperado goes flying all the way out of the ring! Andreza is the only one standing and he taunts his opponents with a big belly laugh. A-Ry sees this and gets up. He's furious and yells out "SAY IT TO MY FACE!". He rushes the panda but a simple headbutt is all he needs to knock A-Ry out cold! Disco Inferno goes to help his buddy get to his feet but he decides to turn on him and tosses him out of the ring!
Tom Phillips: Disco just turned on his friend!
Corey Graves: Once a weasel, always a weasel.
Disco decides to dance around and tries to pal around with Andrez, trying to get him to dance and get on his good side. Andreza isn't buying it. He takes a few steps forward before pouncing Disco all the way out of the ring! Andrez motions for more people to challenge him and one of those men is none other than Kane. The Big Red Machine walks up to him, not intimidated in the slightest. He places his hand as close to Andreza's throat as he can, looking for a chokeslam but the giant panda brings him down with another headbutt! Andreza starts to yell out for more competition but Maryse walks up to him dressed like Marylin Monroe. The panda is suddenly in a trance as Maryse tries to entice him. Out of nowhere, Paul Burchill comes swinging in on a rope from the side, kicking Andreza right in the head! Andreza is losing his balance and Sting lowers the ropes behind him, letting the giant panda fall over the ropes and to the floor, even spilling into the crowd!
Tom Phillips: They did it! Andreza has been eliminated!
Corey Graves: I don't know about you but EC3 should sign that guy ASAP!
The rest of the 10 participants immediately start to brawl with each other. Skipper deals with Bischoff, making sure to take him out of commission before Lee takes on his client later tonight. Kane and Sting are going at it in the corner with Sting getting the upperhand. Chuckie T is trying to get Kyle over the ropes but O'Reilly is hanging on. Burchill is working on Booker in another corner. Maryse is looking around at the chaos, thinking maybe she can sneak out a win tonight until she notices Shark Boy starring at her.
Corey Graves: Oh no this can't be good! He know what Austin 3:16 did to a certain blond bombshell!
Tom Phillips: Oh come on Corey!
Corey Graves: Hey I'm just saying! You know Sharks also like to attack blond women too. Didn't you see 47 Meters Down?
Shark Boy comes up to Maryse with his fist cocked. It looks like he's about to sock her when Skipper comes flying over with a dropkick! He checks on Maryse and she says she's OK. He tells her she needs to leave the ring to be safe. She refuses, wanting to win the battle royal for her daughter. Skipper just shakes his head and scoops of Maryse. She tries to fight him off but he just lifts her over the ropes and places her on the apron and tells her to leave. She won't move but Eric Bischoff comes running over, looking to take her by surprise. Skipper sees this and stops him in his tracks. Erick backs away slowly and tries to say he was just kidding but Skipper aint having none of it. Maryse lowers the ropes and Elix tosses Bischoff up and over to the floor! Still feeling some animosity from how she was treated by Rude. Maryse jumps off the apron and onto Eric and starts to beat on him, promptly eliminating herself to get some justice.
Elix has a smile on his face but as he turns around, it gets wiped right off with an uppercut by Kane! Taylor comes over towards him only to get taken down with a big boot! The CUNT are busying attacking King Booker when he is able to get out some words and point towards Kane. They see him standing alone in the center of the ring staring at them. Booker motions to Sharmel and she comes running over with a chest. She opens it up and gold coins are in it. King Booker appears to offer them some booty if they help him win the match. Shark Boy and Paul Burchill look at each other and nod before going after the big Red Machine.
Tom Phillips: Everybody's got a price and it looks like King Booker just found The CUNT's price!
Corey Graves: Please don't ever call them that again Phillips.
Tom Phillips: What it's their name. The CUNT!
Corey Graves: Shut up Tom!
The CUNT run up tp Kane and starts to attacking him with a flurry of punches. They back him to the ropes before both men send him off. Kane hits the other ropes but hooks his arms so he doesn't come off them. Shark Boy runs at him and eats a boot to the face. Burchill tries his luck next and Kane ducks under and sends him up and over with a back body drop! Luckily he lands on the apron and gives Kane an elbow to the back of the head. Kane turns around to face him and grabs his throat. Burchill is trying to squeeze some air out and it's Kyle O'Reilly who comes to the save, jumping on Kane's back and putting him in a sleeper! Kane comes to the center of the ring, and tries to fling Kyle off of him but he's hanging onto him like a spider monkey! After trying to fight it, Kane is slowly starting to fade. Booker comes over and kick him in the gut which lowers him down. Booker follows up by running back towards the ropes only to come back with the Sisccors kick to the back on Kyle's head dropping him and Kane! Booker yells for The Cunt to take them out and Shark Boy and Burchill grab Kane and toss him over the ropes! The CUNT seem happy with that elimination but Shark Boy suddenly grabs Burchill and tosses him over the ropes! Pirate Paul looks in shock back at Sharky and Shark Boy just shrugs and says that's his booty.
Corey Graves: Shark Boy did a dirtbag thing, what a shocker.
Shark Boy next picks up Kyle and throws him over the ropes as well but Kyle manages to hold onto the rope enough so that he only lands on the apron. Shark boy is going to finish him off but Sting comes into the pictures and pulls his mask from behind, placing him in position for the Scorpion Death Drop! Booker interferes on his behalf though, clotheslining him in the back of the head. From there, Booker picks up Sting and starts to unload with some exaggerated backhand and overhand chops, beating him down in the corner. Chuckie T however comes running over with a splash but Booker moves out of the way just in time. Sting eats all of the splash and Chuckie T turns around just in time to see Booker running at him. Chuck hits a squat and then uses Booker's own momentum to toss him overhead into Sting in the corner!
Chuckie T walks around the ring, adjusting his tights when Skipper comes running at him, Chuck ducks down and sends him up and over but Elix lands on the apron. Taylor turns to him only to eat a jumping enziguri that sends him staggering to the middle of the ring. Elix springboards into the ring, getting tons of air as he comes crashing down on Taylor with a clothesline! Elix tries to power up in the ring but he gets turned around and laid out with a Chummer! Kyle O'Reilly comes over and kicks Shark Boy in the gut, following it up with a stomp to the back of the head and then an elbow to complete the Ax and Smash! He picks up Shark Boy and goes to toss him to the outside but Booker comes over to save his lifeline. He attacks Kyle from behind and he and Shark Boy start to double team him. They each grab a leg and try to lift him over the ropes but Kyle is trying to wrap his body around the ropes to make sure he can't go over. As they're working on him, Sting comes from behind and lifts Booker over the ropes and he spills out onto the floor!
Corey Graves: Doesn't Sting know the jester isn't supposed to lay his hands on royalty!
Tom Phillips: Looks like Shark Boy won't be getting any booty!
Corey Graves: I hope you never call a match with Shark Boy or Burchill again.
Shark Boy looks at Sting and even though his face is hidden under a mask, you can tell he's furious. He walks over and gives Sting a shove. Sting just laughs and wiggles his fingers in his face, pretending to be scared. Shark Boy starts to unload with some rights, backing Sting into the corner. With no refs able to step in between them, Shark Boy just keeps clobbering away at him until he falls into a seated position and just starts stomping a mudhole in him! He walks over to another corner where Elix is resting and starts to stomp a mudhole in him as well. Chuck Taylor comes running up behind him though and squashes him with a body splash! He then whips him across the ring and runs over with another splash in the corner and makes him fall to a seated position. Chuckie T looks around at all three men laying in the corners and the crowd starts to cheer. Chuck takes a page out of Shark Boys book and starts stomping a mudhole in him! After a few kicks he hops around on one foot, kicking with each hops until he reaches Sting and starts kicking him. After he's done he hops over to skipper and starts kicking him. He yells out of pump up the crowd but Kyle comes out of nowhere with a flying knee to take him down!
Being the only man standing in the ring, Kyle starts to shadow box and yells for someone to challenge him. Sting picks himself up and walks up to him. He throws a few punches but Kyle jumps up and catches an arm, rolling him to the mat and placing him in an armbar. He his feet, he starts to bring kicks down on Sting's face until his body goes completely limp. Kyle gets to his feet and shadow boxes some more, calling out for another challenge. Skipper comes over and the two square up. Skipper throws a few leg kicks but Kyle is able to block them. Elix suddenly jumps in for a superman punch but Kyle dodges it just in time and tags him with an uppercut! Elix stumbles around but Kyle follows up with a head kick! Elix goes down and Kyle goes back to shadowboxing. After a bit, his movements starts to get a little slow. It looks like he's starting to get light headed and so he tries to shake the cobwebs out.
Tom Phillips: Uh oh, I think someone's blood sugar might be running low.
Corey Graves: Somebody get this man an OJ! Where's that goofy friend of Chuck Taylor's Orange Cassidy when you need him!
Kyle looks like he doesn't even know where he is and his situation only gets worse when Shark Boy comes over and lays him out with the Chummer! Kyle ends up flailing around and flies out over the top rope and to the floor below! Sharky is talking all sorts of trash at Kyle, being more than satisfied with himself. He's not paying attention however and Chuckie T comes over and grabs his legs, tossing him over the ropes to eliminate him! Chuck turns around and looks over to see Sting and Elix Skipper slowly get to their feet. Both men are looking a bit worse for wear but Sting is looking significantly weaker with an injured arm. Chuck walks over to him and goes to grab the arm but Sting shoves him away. Chuckie T pushing him into the corner and starts to throw some shoulder thrust into his stomach. He then proceeds to pick him up and place him on the second rope. Chuck meets up him there and looks like he might try for a superplex. Chuck then shakes his head and says "I'm going to kill you!" before he heads out to the apron and climbs to the middle rope, looking to superplex him to the outside of the ring! Skipper however comes over and starts to club him in the back and also goes to the top rope.
Tom Phillips: All three men on the top rope, not exactly the safest place to be in a match like this.
Corey Graves: If Skipper was smart, he would have let those two eliminate themselves. Now he could very well find himself knocked out on the floor.
The three men are brawling on the top rope with neither man really getting an edge. Skipper and Chuck hit Sting in the stomach and give each other a knowing look. They prepare him for a double superplex back inside the ring. Sting tries to fight them off, putting them both in a front facelock. They're struggling to get free until Sting lets them go, only to smash their heads together. Skippers falls onto the apron while Chuckie is dazed. He has enough wherewithal though to grab Sting's injured arm and falls to the apron, dragging Sting to the apron but he doesn't fall off! Sting uses the ropes to stay up while Skipper is starting to climb up to the rope they were all on. Sting doesn't even seem to notice him and Skipper jumps off the top rope, wrapping his legs around his neck for a hurrincanrana to the floor below! Elix manages to grab a hold of the ropes to prevent himself from hitting the floor but Chuckie T grabs his hand to keep him in place but then uses his foot to just repeatedly stomp Elix in the face until he feels his grip weaken. He lets go and Skipper falls to the floor to be eliminated!
Tony Chimel: Here is your winner of the Halloween Battle Royal, Chuck Taylor!
Tom Phillips: I was really pulling for Skipper there at the end. It sucks that a man without a costume wins the Halloween Battle Royal.
Corey Graves: What do you mean, Chuckie is dressed as a competent wrestler.
Chuck Taylor celebrates his victory in the ring when suddenly Suzuki comes in through the crowd with a steel chair to hit him in the back! From there, Minoru starts to unload with chair shots to the back of Chuckie T, each one ringing throughout the arena. He then opens up the chair and places it around his neck. It's not long before Drew Gulak comes running down to the ring. Suzuki decides t bail before he can really hurt Chuck. Drew checks on his friend but makes sure to keep a close eye on his opponent at Survivor Series.
Corey Graves: Minoru Suzuki showing just what could happen to Gulak come Survivor Series when they meet for a Last Man Standing match.
Tom Phillips: What a classes attack to Chuck Taylor. We've got to get some help out here.
Medical officials come out from the back and tend to Chuck Taylor as Suzuki disappears through the crowd, the scene fading out.
As Revolution rolls on, we’re taken backstage where we see a shadowy backroom covered and stretched all over in… red wires? The camera pans around to the left a bit, before it meets the cool gaze of Switchblade Jay White, staring at the camera with his signature switchblade knife pointed to the lens of the camera. There’s an off-putting, disturbed aura about Jay White this evening, what it is, is distorted by the off-putting smile on his feature. The dark, ever-mysterious Knife Pervert speaks his piece.
Jay White: “You know, it’s healthy to let the past go. To let bygones be bygones. To forgive the past, and to live… in the moment. Losing to Triple H, made me realize a couple of things. Chiefly, to forgive Triple H, for how he once was, to how he is now. Once upon a time, I respected his gall and his ability to command respect… But…- BUT… Times change, people change, and I only do myself a disservice by clinging onto such trivial past grievances. He beat me fair and square. You saw it, and so did I. I won’t lecture you all about how I should’ve won because the official might’ve fast-counted, or how it was a fluke, or how there’s a conspiracy behind it all, because we all know how things really are, and I value… truth.”
Jay White grins widely, almost manically, as he extends his arms outward in a grandiose way before continuing.
Jay White: “And, truth is what you make it. That’s why it’s important to let go, to wash everything away with a newfound peace of mind, and to learn from your mistakes, and to just let everything be. That’s who I am. I’m a new man, always. I learn from my mistakes, I make amends, and I accept how things are. And, that’s why I have this handy thing here…”
White raises his knife.
Jay White: “My switchblade, as I cut away the strings off the past.”
Jay White then begins to frantically and manically cut apart the red wires or ‘strings of the past’ that’re stretched about all across the room.
Jay White: “There is no Scottish Switchblade… There is no Triple H… There is no loss… There is no shame, or doubt. There is only me, and everything I know that I am capable of… There is no—”
Suddenly, the audible buzz of a phone pierces through the air, as it interrupts Jay’s frantic cutting of the strings as the one he’s currently holding drops to the floor. White walks over to the phone, as it reads; “Veda Scott, calling.”. White’s frantic expression changes from manic to a smile, as he then looks to the camera. He waves the phone in front of the camera.
Jay White: “Well, everyone, it looks like duty calls. Bye-bye for now.”
White puts the phone to his ear, saying; “Hey, babe.”, as the camera slowly rescinds backward as the scene fades to black, and the audience are left with even more questions than answers about the mysterious Switchblade, as Revolution continues.
The music of Austin Aries pumps in the speakers of the arena and the crowd is on it's feet as the greatest man that ever lived makes his way to the ring. He spends some time on the way to the ring slapping high fives and taking some pics before hopping into the ring and gets ready for battle.
Hyper's "Lies" starts to blare through the speakers, as the arena soon begins to descend into jeers for the Switchblade. As soon as the beat kicks in, Jay White slowly emerges from the back. Jay stands there for a moment, an almost empty, cold, look on his face, before he extends his arms outward and makes two Shaka signs with his hands, swiping them across his throat to make a throat slitting gesture with the signs. White then heads down to the ring.
Tony Chimel: “Making his way to the ring, from Auckland, New Zealand, weighing 220 pounds - he is the Switchblade - Jay White!”
Switchblade continues on his way down the ramp with his arms wide open cockily, chiefly for the world to embrace him. The crowd reciprocates by flooding him with more boos. Now at ringside, White pivots right to make his way around the other side of the ring, hopping up on the ringside apron, methodically stepping through the ring ropes to get inside the ring.
White, now inside the ring, heads to his corner and takes off his Switchblade Jacket, handing it off to some ringside worker.
QUIET ON THE SET, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE QUIET ON THE SET?!
AAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!
As the instrumental of "The Man" by The Killers plays over the PA system, a usual mixture of cheers and boos reverberate around the arena, The Most Must-See Superstar in UWF History walking onto the stage alone, foregoing his usual posing and instead opting to just gaze out to the crowd longingly, no emotions showing on his face as he just takes in the imagery.
Finally, Miz begins walking down the ramp, continuing to ignore his usual grandstanding and instead just look at the fans surrounding him on either side, wanting high fives or recording the A-Lister's entrance.
Tony Chimel: "From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 224 lbs, he is the self-proclaimed "Most Must-See Superstar in UWF History", The Miz!"
Miz walks to the steel steps and, before going up them, looks out at the crowd once more, before taking the stairs step by step, taking off his sunglasses to reveal his cold, focused blue eyes. He calmly hands his coat and glasses to a ringside attendant before awaiting the bell to be rung.
Out comes the self-proclaimed Greatest of All Time, the Best in the World At What He Does, Y2J Chris Jericho, with his usual fireworks display and light-up jacket.
Tony Chimel: From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada... weighing in at 227 lbs... Chris Jericho!!!
Jericho heads towards the ring, showered in disapproval by the audience. The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla shakes this off, however, and proceeds with business as usual, marching down the ramp and flashing a smirk to all who are willing to sit through looking at him.
Upon entering the ring, Jericho leaves the crowd with one final image before the start of the match.
BEHOLD THE KING.
KING NOTHING.
As "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the arena soundsytem, the fans respond with a big pop for the man they know is coming. In short order, Triple H emerges from the back in his ring gear, looking absolutely ferocious as he takes a big swig from a bottle of water in his hand and then spits it out in a mist before him, which he walks through on his way down the ramp.
Tony Chimel: From Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing 255 pounds, Triple H!
As Hunter hits the foot of the ramp, he high-fives a few outstretched palms and then walks directly toward the apron and grabs the top rope, using it to pull himself up. HHH walks along the apron and scrapes his boots on it before stepping into the ring, heading straight for a corner to work the crowd, who cheer in response.
After several seconds of this, Hunter climbs down off the turnbuckles and begins performing some pre-match stretches in his corner while he waits for the match to get underway.
SWEET N' SOUR INC.
The titantron flashes the words in neon colouring as the legendary funk groove snarls through the PA. Hard Times are coming. The first and only ever Triple Champion struts out on the ramp, smiling from ear to ear. A stunning pink boa decorates his neck, he's wearing shades inside and his boots are made for walkin'. He's the tallest cigarette in the pack. If looks could kill, the match would already be over. He's Larry Sweeney - the new face of classic professional wrestling.
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen... weighing in at Championship Weight... from Chicago, Illionis... Larry Sweeney!
As Sweeney strolls down the ramp, Kyle O'Reilly comes out behind him, holding all three of his title belts - the linear UWF Championship, the linear UWF Television Championship, and, of course, the UWF Transatlantic Championship. The uncrowned King of the Ring climbs into the squared circle as Kyle heads over to their corner. Larry tans in the spot light while the fans make a lot of noise - he tunes out the specifics. Whatever they're saying, its loud. Loud means money. Ditching the boa, shades and other accessories, Larry prepares for the match to come.
DING DING DING
Austin Aries and Chris Jericho start off the match circling each other looking for the slightest opening. Aries seeming more focused upon seeing Jericho across the ring from him. Jericho looking bored tags out to Sweeney saying to Aries “I already beat you!”. Austin rushes and knocks Jericho off the apron but is caught by Sweeney in a roll up
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Austin kicks out and on one knee as he grips onto the ropes looking up at Sweeney. After a silence Aries gets onto his feet and he charges Sweeney. Throwing a clothesline staggering the champion into the ropes. Aries throws Larry into his corner and tags in The Miz directing traffic for a double team. The Miz stalls on the apron a little not liking having orders given to him but slowly gets into the ring and starts stomping Sweeney. In the corner and walks out to the middle of the ring cheering what he has done which draws ire from the fans. This causes Aries to yell at the Miz to pay attention to the match and the two start yelling back and forth.
Tom Phillips: Looks like Team Revolution has some leadership issues plaguing them.
Corey Graves: What do you expect Tom? This is a team full of people who have big egos, if they don’t get their act together they’re just going to hand the win to Resistance.
This distraction allows Sweeney to lift up Miz and drop him with a side suplex, and immediately tag in Triple H. Triple H slowly gets into the ring as Miz rises to his feet and begins laying in punches, Miz stumbles back into the ropes, HHH whips him off and hits Miz on the rebound with a back elbow. HHH bounces off the ropes and hits a knee drop, and lifts Miz up getting him in position for the Pedigree, but is cut off when Jay White runs in and clips out his knee with a chop block before sliding out of the ring. After a moment of recovery The Miz hits the kneeling HHH with a DDT and immediately goes for the cover.
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Triple H kicks out! The Miz slaps the mat in frustration before dragging Triple H away from his corner and tagging in Jay White who goes right back to the leg he chopped out with repeated stomps to the knee, and dragging him to the center of the ring and placing on a leg lock. King Nothing writhes in pain. He crawls his way to the ropes and grabs onto them. The ref begins counting and Jay White lets go before the ref reaches five.
Tom Phillips: The Switchblade is out for blood after his loss to Triple H last week, and it doesn’t look like any of his partners are in a rush to help Triple H out of this predicament.
Corey Graves: They’re facing him for the top belt at Survivor Series. I bet they’re loving that Jay White is making a wounded animal out of Triple H.
White lifted up Triple H to his feet and began leading him towards a neutral corner. Jay delivered a few kicks and with a burst of intensity Triple H flew out with a punch. White ducks it and kicks Hunter in the stomach hooking him up to go for the underhook into the corner, but it is powered out of into a back body drop to the switchblade who recoils by going into a seated position in the corner. Triple H with a leap makes the tag to Jericho, and the fresh man goes wild. Starting from one end of the ring to the other he hits a sliding dropkick to the seated Jay, and then following up with a headlock to keep him grounded.
White begins struggling to his feet but despite punches to the head of the switchblade he manages to push Jericho into his corner and Aries slaps White on the back making him the legal man. He uses the ropes as leverage to deliver a heel kick to Jericho then climbs up to the top rope for a hurricarana sending Jericho sliding to the outside. Aries goes running off the ropes and does a suicide dive to the outside knocking Jericho into the barricade. Aries gets back to his feet and throws Chris back into the ring, he heads back up to the top turnbuckle and gets ready to leap off. Before his plan can go into action however Larry Sweeney grabs onto Austin Aries leg trapping him on the turnbuckle. Aries kicked Sweeney away but Jericho had enough in him to jump towards the rope and shake it making Aries lose his footing.
Corey Graves: A smart play by the UWF Champion leads to a rough landing for Austin Aries, and the tide to shift in his team’s favor once again!
Jericho capitalizes on the stranded Aries by going off the ropes and hitting a huge springboard dropkick knocking Austin to the outside. Jericho stomps the ground, and bounces off the ropes to gain speed but stops short and tags in Sweeney, mocking the crowd as he is met with disapproval.
Sweeney rushes to the outside and pushes Aries in and begins his Sweeney stomps. Taunting a little to the opposing team midway then shouting a little to his own partners as he lays in the final devastating stomp and goes for the pin.
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Kickout by Aries! Sweeney’s smile fades at the moment of this kickout thinking he had this in the bag. He immediately goes back on the offense lifting the limp Austin up for the slingshot suplex Aries flips behind him and dives for the tag managing to get the outstretched hand of The Miz. The Miz comes in and the two begin trading punches. The Miz whips Sweeney off the ropes, Sweeney uses the momentum to reverse the move sending Miz rebounding knocking him down to the mat with a vicious knee to the stomach. He immediately pushes Miz down to the mat and goes for a pin.
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Kickout by The Miz! The UWF champion shakes his head before getting too frustrated and bounces off the ropes to hit a knee drop in a mimicry of Triple H. Sweeney picks up the Miz and hits a slingshot suplex, deliberately slowing down the pace of the match. He picks up the A-Lister and throws him into his corner and tags in Jericho. He twists The Miz’s arm as Jericho climbs onto the second rope and hits a diving axe handle onto the arm of Miz.
Jericho holds onto Miz by the back of the head and rams his head into Jericho’s knee. He throws The Miz off the ropes but The Miz holds on and tags in Jay White. Jay White and Jericho circle each other, but when he comes across the corner of Sweeney and HHH, White throws a punch to HHH knocking him off the apron. Jericho makes his move on White grappling him from behind, White breaks the hold, gets behind Chris and hits him with a saito suplex floating over into the cover.
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No! Kickout by Jericho at the last second! White lifts up Jericho setting up for the Blade Runner, but before he can nail the killing blow Jericho is saved by a chop block by Triple H who punches the kneeling White knocking him down. Before he can do any further damage Austin Aries springboards into the ring hitting a clothesline onto King Nothing. Aries picks up the downed HHH and throws him to the outside. He lands on one foot and then crumbles in pain.
Tom Phillips: Oh! It looks like Triple H landed on that knee that the Switchblade had been targeting!
Larry Sweeney charged Austin and he was met with a low bridge sending him over the top rope for his troubles. Aries slid under the rope and threw the UWF champion into the steel steps to clear out the ring. In the ring Jericho and White were standing facing each other in the middle of the ring. Jericho went for a wide swing but it was caught by White who began lowering him setting up for the blade runner again. Before he could finally hit the move The Miz entered the ring and began talking to White asking him not hurt Jericho.
Tom Phillips: Miz is pleading with White to not hurt his friend!
Corey Graves: His ‘friend’ is his opponent Tom! That kind of attitude will cost him the match if he isn’t careful!
White had a perplexed look on his face, but after a few seconds that perplexed look turned into a sadistic smile as he goes to swing around for the finishing hit. At the last second Jericho pushes White away and White bounces off the ropes into a Codebreaker from Jericho! He goes for the pin as the Miz watches. Aries tries to break up the pin but his leg is held by Triple H.
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DING! DING! DING!
Tony Chimel: Here are your winners… Chris Jericho, Triple H, and The UWF Champion Larry Sweeney.
Corey Graves: Team Revolution better shape up because they just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory tonight!
Jericho looks at Miz and gives him a nod before walking off. Triple H is escorted to the back by some referees while Sweeney grabs his belt and leaves through the crowd. Aries slides into the ring and gets in The Miz's face, yelling to him about not breaking up the pin. Miz tries to explain why but Aries isn't having any of it, giving him a shove. The crowd is on the edge of their seats, thinking we'll see a blow up but Brian Lee and Rude come out from the back to cool things over. Rude is walking with a limp but still manages to make it to the ring.
Tom Phillips: Glad to see Brian Lee and Rude come help out. Hopefully cooler heads prevail.
Corey Graves: It was a stupid move from The Miz but I think they would have won the match if not for that. Jericho won't be a factor at Survivor Series so maybe they can still work together.
Things seem to have cooled down until White gets up and tries to go after The Miz! Now it's Aries trying to pull him back but White gives him an elbow to the side of the head. Aries doesn't take to that too kindly and spins him around and starts unloading with punches. Miz tries to get back at Aries but Brian is holding him back while Rude tries to separate White and Aries. While this is going on, there' some commotion from the crowd as 5 men from the crowd jump the barricade dressed as classic slasher characters. Team Revolution doesn't even realize it as the 5 men come into the ring and start attacking them! With Team Revolution being caught off guard, the 5 men quickly gain the upper hand and take advantage of the fight.
Tom Phillips: We need security out here! Who are these men!
Corey Graves: Well I see an idiot in clown makeup carrying red balloons and an axe, who do you think that could be Phillips!
Pennywise takes his axe and just throws it with two hands at Rude but the Intercontinental Champion dodges it just in time! He's not that safe though as Jason ends up taking his head clean off with a V-Trigger! Jay White runs over and starts attacking Jason from behind but Freddy comes to rescue, turning him around and planting him with a Twist of Fate! Brian Lee meanwhile is taking it to Michael Myers, the size advantage able to shoves him away. Lee goes to take him out with a big boot but Michael ducks under it. Lee turns around to face him but eats a superkick from Micheal! The Mix is getting beat down in the corner by a very authentic looking Leatherface. He sends Miz across the ring with a hard irish whip. Miz hits the corner hard and staggers out of it only to walk right into a Wee Boot from Leatherface! Aries is all alone in the ring as the five men surround him. He doesn't want to go down without a fight, kicking Micheal in the stomach and attacking Freddy but the five men overpower him and stomp down on him. Freddy and Pennywise go up top on opposite corner with Jason picks up Aries in an electric chair. It's not long before he feels the power of the One Winged Angel! With Aries down in the middle of the ring, Freddy and Pennywise leap off with double swanton bombs! The crowd is booing heavily as the five men take off their masks to reveal Kenny Omega, Jeff Hardy, Jimmy Uso and Grado. Everyone can tell who's under the Pennywise facepaint. The five men stand tall over Team Revolution, the crowd booing as the scene fades out.
END OF SHOW
Credits
Gulak vs Ciampa - Semi
Sandow vs Elias - Jye
Trick or Street Fight - Dresden
6 man tag - Wasabi
Battle Royal, Ending segment - Danny