Post by wasabi on Dec 23, 2018 13:04:26 GMT -6
Announcer: Coming from Seattle Washington is the beast who dominated the east! Bob Sapp!
“HAHA IT’S SAPP TIME!”
Bob Sapp steps out onto the stage and points to fans with a smile on his face until he gets to the ring. He dances a little before grabbing a microphone.
Bob Sapp: Alright alright, cut my music. Now it’s time to hear the clock ticking ‘cause the clock is about to strike the midnight hour. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s a full moon out, and baby there is a beast itching to come out. That beast’s name is Bob Sapp! The UFC couldn’t contain me because baby… I’ve got too much PRIDE to stay in one weight division. If someone is itchin’ for a bruisin against the man who Godzilla fears then who am I to let silly weight division to keep my fist away from their jaw you know what I’m sayin?
He laughed and shrugged looking around through the crowd before holding up the microphone to his mouth.
Bob Sapp: Haha alright… but the beast is not just here to pump himself up for a fight, after all you’re probably wondering “Why come back to wrestling after so many years beast?” you ended at the top. I thought the same thing too but then someone came up to me to change my mind, I’d personally love for you know to meet him, we even got a flashy name and everything. Come on out… SAKURABAAAAAAA
He points to the entrance way and, sure enough, the Gracie killer comes out and waves to the crowd when he gets into the ring Bob Sapp hugs him and hands Sakuraba the microphone.
Sakuraba: I appreciate the warm reception especially for an old man like me. I don’t know if I have done much to deserve it, but the fact that you feel I earned it is praise enough. I never thought I’d be standing in a ring again, and let be honest Bob Sapp didn’t think so either but here we are. Why though? Is it some kind of pride thing? Well not really. Chasing some kind of youth dream? You know maybe in the back of our minds there is an ounce of truth to that statement I won’t deny this, but I wouldn’t have asked Sapp to come to the ring with me unless there was a mission. That mission my friends is that there is much to teach the younger generations, and general words and sentiments can only go so far. Sometimes you have to lock horns with your student to make sure they get the lesson. So this is our goal our sentiment, as much as it is tough to read through Sapp’s demeanour please try to understand that this is done with the best of intentions. Thank you and say hello to what Bob Sapp has deemed team World Order.
He bows and leaves the ring with Bob Sapp following him both high fiving fans on the way out.
“HAHA IT’S SAPP TIME!”
Bob Sapp steps out onto the stage and points to fans with a smile on his face until he gets to the ring. He dances a little before grabbing a microphone.
Bob Sapp: Alright alright, cut my music. Now it’s time to hear the clock ticking ‘cause the clock is about to strike the midnight hour. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s a full moon out, and baby there is a beast itching to come out. That beast’s name is Bob Sapp! The UFC couldn’t contain me because baby… I’ve got too much PRIDE to stay in one weight division. If someone is itchin’ for a bruisin against the man who Godzilla fears then who am I to let silly weight division to keep my fist away from their jaw you know what I’m sayin?
He laughed and shrugged looking around through the crowd before holding up the microphone to his mouth.
Bob Sapp: Haha alright… but the beast is not just here to pump himself up for a fight, after all you’re probably wondering “Why come back to wrestling after so many years beast?” you ended at the top. I thought the same thing too but then someone came up to me to change my mind, I’d personally love for you know to meet him, we even got a flashy name and everything. Come on out… SAKURABAAAAAAA
He points to the entrance way and, sure enough, the Gracie killer comes out and waves to the crowd when he gets into the ring Bob Sapp hugs him and hands Sakuraba the microphone.
Sakuraba: I appreciate the warm reception especially for an old man like me. I don’t know if I have done much to deserve it, but the fact that you feel I earned it is praise enough. I never thought I’d be standing in a ring again, and let be honest Bob Sapp didn’t think so either but here we are. Why though? Is it some kind of pride thing? Well not really. Chasing some kind of youth dream? You know maybe in the back of our minds there is an ounce of truth to that statement I won’t deny this, but I wouldn’t have asked Sapp to come to the ring with me unless there was a mission. That mission my friends is that there is much to teach the younger generations, and general words and sentiments can only go so far. Sometimes you have to lock horns with your student to make sure they get the lesson. So this is our goal our sentiment, as much as it is tough to read through Sapp’s demeanour please try to understand that this is done with the best of intentions. Thank you and say hello to what Bob Sapp has deemed team World Order.
He bows and leaves the ring with Bob Sapp following him both high fiving fans on the way out.
OOC: Did a Bob Sapp thing on a dare and it turned into this.