Post by Jye on Feb 19, 2019 7:37:12 GMT -6
The scene opens backstage with Shinsuke Nakamura posing to the camera. He begins to speak. . .
"Sexy" Shinsuke Nakamura: I come to the U W F not to show off, I am just that sexy that's why me and my partner "Handsom" Rusev. We realize just how sexy and handsome we are. . .
At the mention of Rusev the camera pans out showing Rusev standing behind Nakamura on the ground. Rusev calls over Lana from off camera as he begins to speak. . .
"Handsome" Rusev: I have the legs of a Bulgarian tank and the chiseled chest of an ancient greek god. Rusev is not just the Bulgarian brute. I am a fine work of art, You should call me "Handsom" Rusev. I mean just look at me I am built like the roman god of handsomness. I am so handsome and well sculpted, Michalengo himself is jealous of my manliness and how could you forget my lushes locks. . .
Rusev flexes to the right as Lana smiles and falls back catching Rusev's manly biceps. . .
"Sexy" Shinsuke Nakamura: We have something Americans lack, That is sex appeal and charisma. The likes of Vinny Marseglia where is his charisma. . .
"Handsome" Rusev: Vinny is just the tip of the iceberg of offenders, His sex appeal is negative. I mean no one can be as charming and handsome as I. Marseglia dresses for the job he wants not the one he ended up with. Dressing up like you're from Halloween is not handsome at all. . . Kenny Omega your hairstyle is straight from the terminator, A movie based on yours truly, The Handsome Rusev. . .
"Handsome" Rusev: The current UWF Television Champion, Aleister Black. I would say your tattoos look like you let a little kid draw all over your back. No one can compare to me you bring out a hoss like Walter who was modeled after the future of this company. The woman in this crowd have a sparkle in their eyes, They realize how handsome and manly I am.
"Ravishing" Lana: You guys will be screaming for a Handsome Rusev Day to come to an end, Because everyday is HANDSOME RUSEV DAY!!!