OH YEEEEEEES! WE HAVE RETURNED!

[Gone]

The lights in the arena go out. The crowd sits there buzzing of what's going on. People are looking towards the ramp as they expect someone to be coming out.

Tom Phillips:
Uh… Hello, everyone! My name is Tom Phillips and next to me is Corey Graves and joining back with us Mauro Ranallo. This is the first episode of the Revolution merge and it seems the power has gone out. We do apologize as we hope everything gets situated backstage.

Mauro Ranallo: It's good to be back, but very strange occurrence indeed. Let's hope this doesn't deter from the show.

Corey Graves: Of course this is going to deter from the show! I can't see a thing and I highly doubt the UWF universe can too...

As the crowd are waiting for the power to come back…

BOOM!



A burst of fire explodes from the ramp as Slow Chemical begins to play. The lights turn red and the crowd pops as they know who's about to come out!

Mauro Ranallo: Wait, wait, wait a minute, fellas! Can it be?

Corey Graves: It has to be!

Paul Bearer comes out with Kana following close behind. Their eerie presence sends the crowd into a frenzy!



Corey Graves: It has gotta be Kane!

Kane walks slowly down to the ring menacingly as Paul Bearer has a creepy smile on his face. They make it ringside and Paul goes over to the commentary area to get himself a mic sending chills to ringside with his presence. As for Kane, he lunges himself onto the ring apron and gets into the ring as he waits for the mortician to get in the ring with him. He looks straight forward at the crowd as Paul finally makes his way into the ring.

Paul Bearer: OOOOooOOOOoH yEeEeEEeeaAAaAS! me ANd My kaNe haVE fInaLLY rETUUuuUurn! We'VE BEEN WAitIng, cOUnTINg DoWN tHe days UNTIL OUR rEtuUUuuURn ANd todAy is thE DAAAaY! WhEn I tOld My PrEcIOUS KANE It WAs TiME, He waS SO hAAaaPpy, yoU ReAaALLY DON'T kNOW hOw hAPpy he wAs, He juST CoULDN'T wAiT tO PLaY WiTH You GuYS agAaaaAin!

The way Paul drags out words with his high pitched voice gave off the eerie vibe, but the crowd was eating it up.

Paul Bearer: ReVOlUTioN misSed uS, KaNe! theY REAlly miSsED US! WE MISSED YOU ALL TOO!

Paul creepy smile never fades as he looks at the UWF universe with evil intentions.

Paul Bearer: i Know you aLL mISS the rEd hEadED FrEAK, but HE Didn't ResPeCt uuuuUuS. hE Didn'T reSpECT my PrECIOuS kaNE aNd i. He didn't eMBrace his PooOOwers. WE werE waTcHING. watchIng fRom ThE deePEst DEptHs oF HEeeeell. WE SAW His latest ruN. Oh yeEEEs! it Was So DisappoIntIng. tHe last thing he diD WAS fIghT A rAT anD DiSappEArEd OfF oNTO The sUnSET, But we wON'T AbANDOn You, iSn'T That rIghT kanE?

Kane continues not to move as Paul looks at him then back to the crowd.

Paul Bearer: wE ARe hEre To bring bACK tHE old FaSHiONEd Fun that KAne Knows BeST. we aRe sOOoO HApPY To BE BAAaAAck. wE mIssED alL of YoUUUu. lEt'S GO, KAne.

As Paul tries to leave, Kane puts his hand on Paul's shoulder. Paul, a bit traumatized from all the other times his boys betrayed him, is a little timid. He grabs the microphone from Paul and looks to the crowd.

Kane: Revolution… You will REST. IN. PEACE!

With that Kane lifts his hands in the air and swiftly brings them back down causing fire to shoot out from the turnbuckles. The lights turn red while the crowd are shook with fear and excitement.


OOC: Open up to replies aka other TTs. Let's start a chain.

[mattchewie]

The beat plays on and every redneck with a mullet stands up with a beer in a hand and the classic rock and roll symbol held up with their other hand.  Mullets are flying, tobacco is being spit and America's hero steps out onto the stage. 

Hardcore Holly salutes the flag and puts on his MAGA Hat and T-shirt and starts up a USA chant.  He flips off a few minorities on his way to the ring and threatens a few with INS before coming into contact with Kane and Bearer on the ramp.  He gets a microphone.

MAGA Holly: Big Red Machine, eh?  You a commie, son?  You into that fascist bullshit?  This is Amurca, by god!  And as for tubs over here?

MAGA Holly turns to look at Paul Bearer.

MAGA Holly: I got a bit confused trying to follow you there.  I mean I could tell it was English, but it wasn't too clear.  You talkin' that camel jockey talk, son?  You look awfully pale to be from the great sands of shit!  What happened to you?  You got burned at a Klan rally, didn't you?  I don't stand for racism, son!  This is Amurca!  I'm making it my sole purpose to clear this godforsaken company of all the trash.  I'm here to drain the swamp, by god!  By the grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ and the greatest president in the history of the United States, Donald J. Trump!  And I guess I'll have to start Making America Great Again starting off with you two!  Somebody better start the Pledge of Allegiance before I get too angry!

MAGA Holly begins to pace back and forth, his rage building slowly.

[Dres]

A lengthy and slightly exaggerated laughter is heard as Broken Matt Hardy appears in the ring behind Kane and Paul Bearer, as he taps Bearer on the shoulder. Paul turns around and jumps a bit as Matt acts like he’s going to bite him and then begins clacking his teeth together for a moment before he begins to speak.



Broken Matt: Brother Pringle! It’s true what they say! Once you pop, you INDEED can’t stop! For here you are ageen with your son, a fatha’s love healing the wounds of time so that forgeevness can give weigh to oppa’tuniteh such as thees. Yeeeeessssss, it’s a family...REUNION! Haaaaa.

But it perplexes me that you are the Pringle, but the Hardcorest of Hollies is the one that is, as the youth proclaim, salty. You, my friend, need to take a deep into the Lake...of REINCARNATION! Yeeeesssss! Then pa’haps you can emudge with a friendlier vessel, like the Plugg of Sparky nature or the Bob of the Bombastic varieteh. That would be WONDAHFUL!