Post by Gone on Feb 28, 2019 13:17:24 GMT -6
I-I-I-I CAME TO COLLECT!
A familiar rap song blares through the arena. People knowing who it is, the most recent signee, Lio Rush! He comes out from gorilla and showboats around. Getting rained down the boos, he dismisses it and makes his way down to the ring.
Corey Graves: Pure athleticism, but also purely annoying. Lio Rush is here in the UWF and he says he's here to collect… What is he collecting exactly? I don't know, but I bet it's his unemployment letter, because that's the only place I see this kid going.
Lio slides into the ring and tries to pump up the crowd which gets him booed. He laughs before going over to a ringside worker and calling for the mic.
Lio Rush: “HA HA! It is so great finally making it to U.W.F. The biggest signee that this placed has ever acquired has made his presence known. Drake Maverick knows money when he sees it and that's why I stand before you today. If you don't know who I am, let me introduce myself: I am the charismatic, athletic, soon to be UWF champion of the world, the best wrestler to ever grace wrestling world… I am Lio Rush.”
A big smile of on Rush’s face as he gets booed. He mocks them by making a fake crying face while putting his hands up to his eyes as to say “boo hoo.”
Lio Rush: “Boo hoo, I'm the UWF universe and I can't smell talent even if it was in the same arena as me.” You're all pathetic. The money maker is here and this is how you treat me? The only reason you people boo is because you're all jealous to be in the presence of someone greater than every single one of you. Have you seen what I've done for wrestling? I've made claims and I've taken down some big names, but of course you're all going to boo the “Man of the Hour,” because you're all scared I'm going to take down your favorite superstars. World Warriors? Yawn. Kenny Omega? I don't know about you, but if he can't beat some overweight loser in the main event of the Rumble, he sure as hell ain't going to beat the MOTH. Who else? Oh yeah, Aleister Black? He seems to make his opponents Fade to Black, but I'm already black, so the joke is on him! I am the Blackheart. I don't give up and tonight, I'll prove it.”
Lio Rush: How about this? The “Man of the Hour” is a very generous person. So I'll give someone in the back locker room a chance to come out here and fight me. Anyone out there in the back, I dare you to come out here and take me on, but you need to know I'm a man on a mission and ain't none of you are going to ruin my Revolution debut, but wait, wait, wait. Before anyone of you accept the challenge, I need to let you all know that I did not come alone. I have an enforcer to make sure no one tries to pull a fast one on the money maker. He smells like money, he looks like money, HE IS MONEY! Give it up for…
THE ALMIGHTY BOBBY LASHLEY!
Lashley comes out and does his finger taunts to a chorus of boos. He comes down, makes it in the ring and pats Lio on the head like he's his son. Lio swatting him as he doesn't like to be touched raises his mic again.
Lio Rush: I pay you to protect me, not touch me. Lashley, show them why you don't mess with the future of UWF. Flex on these haters and show them that double bicep!
Lio Rush: Now, who still wants to face UWF’s newest signee, Lio Rush!
Lio looks towards the ramp and spreads his arms wide as he waits for someone to respond.
A familiar rap song blares through the arena. People knowing who it is, the most recent signee, Lio Rush! He comes out from gorilla and showboats around. Getting rained down the boos, he dismisses it and makes his way down to the ring.
Corey Graves: Pure athleticism, but also purely annoying. Lio Rush is here in the UWF and he says he's here to collect… What is he collecting exactly? I don't know, but I bet it's his unemployment letter, because that's the only place I see this kid going.
Lio slides into the ring and tries to pump up the crowd which gets him booed. He laughs before going over to a ringside worker and calling for the mic.
Lio Rush: “HA HA! It is so great finally making it to U.W.F. The biggest signee that this placed has ever acquired has made his presence known. Drake Maverick knows money when he sees it and that's why I stand before you today. If you don't know who I am, let me introduce myself: I am the charismatic, athletic, soon to be UWF champion of the world, the best wrestler to ever grace wrestling world… I am Lio Rush.”
A big smile of on Rush’s face as he gets booed. He mocks them by making a fake crying face while putting his hands up to his eyes as to say “boo hoo.”
Lio Rush: “Boo hoo, I'm the UWF universe and I can't smell talent even if it was in the same arena as me.” You're all pathetic. The money maker is here and this is how you treat me? The only reason you people boo is because you're all jealous to be in the presence of someone greater than every single one of you. Have you seen what I've done for wrestling? I've made claims and I've taken down some big names, but of course you're all going to boo the “Man of the Hour,” because you're all scared I'm going to take down your favorite superstars. World Warriors? Yawn. Kenny Omega? I don't know about you, but if he can't beat some overweight loser in the main event of the Rumble, he sure as hell ain't going to beat the MOTH. Who else? Oh yeah, Aleister Black? He seems to make his opponents Fade to Black, but I'm already black, so the joke is on him! I am the Blackheart. I don't give up and tonight, I'll prove it.”
Lio Rush: How about this? The “Man of the Hour” is a very generous person. So I'll give someone in the back locker room a chance to come out here and fight me. Anyone out there in the back, I dare you to come out here and take me on, but you need to know I'm a man on a mission and ain't none of you are going to ruin my Revolution debut, but wait, wait, wait. Before anyone of you accept the challenge, I need to let you all know that I did not come alone. I have an enforcer to make sure no one tries to pull a fast one on the money maker. He smells like money, he looks like money, HE IS MONEY! Give it up for…
THE ALMIGHTY BOBBY LASHLEY!
Lashley comes out and does his finger taunts to a chorus of boos. He comes down, makes it in the ring and pats Lio on the head like he's his son. Lio swatting him as he doesn't like to be touched raises his mic again.
Lio Rush: I pay you to protect me, not touch me. Lashley, show them why you don't mess with the future of UWF. Flex on these haters and show them that double bicep!
Lio Rush: Now, who still wants to face UWF’s newest signee, Lio Rush!
Lio looks towards the ramp and spreads his arms wide as he waits for someone to respond.
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