Post by Dres on May 30, 2019 6:52:56 GMT -6
The scene opens on Mojo Rawley looking at his own reflection.
Mojo Rawley: I have made a horrible mistake. I could’ve gone the easier route to changing my appearance and just, like, grew this out or dyed it. But no, I decided I liked my hair the way it is! I could’ve worn a mask but nah, I had to go and get emotionally attached to an inanimate object! Gotta preserve the bond between the mirror and I, I told myself! So okay, do something that will make you happy, Mojo, that isn’t a dramatic change of what’s on top of your head or hides your face entirely, just put something on it!
That’s what I did, but face paint is overdone and I don’t wanna be a poser, so I did something that would stand out! I drew on my face with what I thought was a washable marker but it turns out, it turns out, this shit isn’t washable at all! What the hell was I thinking drawing on my face with marker? Was I gonna bring crayons and colored pencils to the ring and be an art teacher? This...ain’t...HYPE!
While Mojo talks to himself, a voice offscreen calls out to him.
Hey!
The camera pans out to reveal Lex Luger standing there.
Lex Luger: Did you break my fucking mirror?
Mojo hightails it away as Luger looks red hot with anger.
Mojo Rawley: I have made a horrible mistake. I could’ve gone the easier route to changing my appearance and just, like, grew this out or dyed it. But no, I decided I liked my hair the way it is! I could’ve worn a mask but nah, I had to go and get emotionally attached to an inanimate object! Gotta preserve the bond between the mirror and I, I told myself! So okay, do something that will make you happy, Mojo, that isn’t a dramatic change of what’s on top of your head or hides your face entirely, just put something on it!
That’s what I did, but face paint is overdone and I don’t wanna be a poser, so I did something that would stand out! I drew on my face with what I thought was a washable marker but it turns out, it turns out, this shit isn’t washable at all! What the hell was I thinking drawing on my face with marker? Was I gonna bring crayons and colored pencils to the ring and be an art teacher? This...ain’t...HYPE!
While Mojo talks to himself, a voice offscreen calls out to him.
Hey!
The camera pans out to reveal Lex Luger standing there.
Lex Luger: Did you break my fucking mirror?
Mojo hightails it away as Luger looks red hot with anger.