Post by Jye on Jun 26, 2019 0:04:19 GMT -6
Kenny comes down to the ring with Broom in hand swiping left to right, He flips the broom upside down before looking deep into the brissles, Omega begins to speak...
Kenny "Broomega"
I am sick of the dirt and debris around this ring, I used to be a wrestler now I am your friendly neighbourhood, Kenny Broomega, I clean up the filthy Blood, Sweat and tears off this matt with my trusty Broom, I like to call him "Broomy Alpha", He is the alpha and I the Omega. I would keep talking but there is so much dirt in the UWF, All I have to say is "Broom And The Dirt is all Gone!"
Omega begins to laugh as he releases the Broom, It stands on its handle for a few seconds tempting to fall forwards, The broom all of a sudden gains Anime Eyes and mouth...
Broomy:
My name is Broomy B*TCH, I want to complain to yall about the blatant disrespect of Brooms the "UWF" has, Men use us as objects, NO MORE, No more shall we suffer in silence, No more shall we allow this bigotry, Racism to happen, Broom lives matter, No matter what guys like Jimmy Havoc, Jimmy Jacobs or Jimmy Uso have to say. We need to end violence against Brooms, This was a message from Broomy the magical Broom and Kenny Broomega....
The broom floats towards the back as Omega tilts his head down following it to the back, The broadcast continues as normal....
Kenny "Broomega"
I am sick of the dirt and debris around this ring, I used to be a wrestler now I am your friendly neighbourhood, Kenny Broomega, I clean up the filthy Blood, Sweat and tears off this matt with my trusty Broom, I like to call him "Broomy Alpha", He is the alpha and I the Omega. I would keep talking but there is so much dirt in the UWF, All I have to say is "Broom And The Dirt is all Gone!"
Omega begins to laugh as he releases the Broom, It stands on its handle for a few seconds tempting to fall forwards, The broom all of a sudden gains Anime Eyes and mouth...
Broomy:
My name is Broomy B*TCH, I want to complain to yall about the blatant disrespect of Brooms the "UWF" has, Men use us as objects, NO MORE, No more shall we suffer in silence, No more shall we allow this bigotry, Racism to happen, Broom lives matter, No matter what guys like Jimmy Havoc, Jimmy Jacobs or Jimmy Uso have to say. We need to end violence against Brooms, This was a message from Broomy the magical Broom and Kenny Broomega....
The broom floats towards the back as Omega tilts his head down following it to the back, The broadcast continues as normal....