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Post by Danny on Feb 4, 2021 4:55:39 GMT -6
Walk The Moon's "Headphones" plays and the crowd starts to boo as the 4 time World Tag Team Champions, the Dynamic Duo come out onto the stage. Mics are already in their hands and Sami looks to Becky and nods but she shakes her head. He twists his hat to the side and begins to speak. Sami Zayn: Yo yo yo! Becky Lynch: No! Becky immediately takes Sami's mic and pulls his hat straight, telling him not to rap again. He shrugs his shoulders and says fair. Sami Zayn: I know we're also fighting for the tag division and all but if it does die, I'll be happy to never have to hear John Cena rap again. How could a once healthy 43 year old's mind deteriorate so fast? Anyways, hello fellow co-workers. It's us, Sami Zayn and Becky Lynch, better known as UWF's first and only 4 time World Tag Team Champions the Dynamic Duo. For almost three long years now, you guys have had the luxury of staying out of our division. We've allowed you to live in your cozy little safe spaces. Together we've kept an entire division afloat while you guys scratch and claw at each other just for a modicum of our glory. It's actually quite sad now that I think about it. But after the Royal Rumble, who knows the fate of the tag team division. One thing is clear though. The fate of the UWF Championship, well that belongs to the Dynamic Duo. Sami and Becky smile at one another and readjust their belts on their respective shoulders. Sami Zayn: When Becky and I are a team, we don't lose. 7 months it's been since we last suffered a loss and none of you have that same kind of momentum. I know what you're all thinking though. It's the Royal Rumble, that means everyone for themselves right? Wrong! If I win, Becky wins. If she wins, I win. "But Sami what happens if you're number 1 and Becky's number 30!" Who cares! You think I can't last all the way to #30? We just went through an Iron Man match and Hell in a Cell in back to back pay per views. We can handle a bunch of bone headed egomaniacs until the other one shows up. Becky Lynch: This match is all about surprises. You never know just who is comin' out next. It could be someone as lowly as Eve Torres or it could be a former UWF Champion like CM Punk over there. Maybe The Great Khali will make his triumphant return and have you all pissin' your pants like the last time he was around. You know who's not gonna be fazed when someone walks out? Us. After all the garbage we've been put through in the tag division, we're always prepared for whatever you throw at us. If EC3 comes out here after 1 and 2 are out and decides that this is gonna be an Aztec Warfare instead, guess who's goin' from throwin' hoes to breakin' bones? Sami Zayn: We were in the back and we heard you guys talking a lot about your pasts and quite frankly it's a little sickening. Longest champion this, former champion that. How about current champions? We see you Chris. Good job but I can't help but notice you needed some distractions to beat Bray Wyatt a couple of weeks ago. Not exactly the biggest vote of confidence should you win the rumble and face him again at Mania. Doubly so if he loses to Shibata. Now I'm not shaming you for needing help. Becky and I help each other all the time. That's because we're good people. Everything we do is for the betterment of this company. If we didn't prop up the tag division, think of how many people would lose their jobs. Poor QT Marshall and Pete Avalon would probably have to go back to the Sami shudders indy's. Sami and Becky move in closer to the ring. Becky Lynch: Lot of you are blasts from the past, lookin' to make a quick check based off your names. You should be thankin' us that there's still a UWF to exploit. The problem is we don't take too kindly to leeches like you. You'd better hope I draw the number 30 slot because I'll make sure your medical bills will exceed your little quick payday. The duo now hops onto the apron but stays on the outside for now, the ring seeming a bit crowded. Sami Zayn: Heck some of you weren't even invited here! Yo Becky did you listen to this sad sack crying about racism? Complaining because he never got a title shot? You know who doesn't use his heritage as an excuse for why he was never good enough? Sami Zayn. I freely admitted that my first run here in UWF was a disaster. You know what I did all those years I was gone? I perfected my craft. I'm almost too perfect. People hate Becky and I because we're just too damn unstoppable. People try to come up with all sorts of excuses because that's easier than realizing that anyone who has ever lost to us just wasn't good enough. So start rehearsing your excuses now people because the Dynamic Duo are taking this Rumble.
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Post by Jimmy Uso on Feb 5, 2021 2:39:59 GMT -6
[time is now hit's John and Eve both looked at each other and tells her lets go they run straight down towards the ramp in slides in the Rumble ring and he walks over to the timekeeper area and hands them a Microphone while talking to Heroes in training before the Rumble match] John|Cena
Yo yo save your breath kids I'm here for one reason my targets are Puma and King Beacon and it's hunting season at The Rumble we teach Heroes in training a lesson Mr. Han did But he ain't Jaden Smith, and this ain't no Karate Kid yea, my pants are baggy, because I've been working my ass off last Wednesday I put the wax on our kid who only wax off I'm more a threat than nuclear fallout. the night, the next little man gets called out word life. son.
Eve|Torres
ever since Beacon and Puma lift there twelve man tag last night me and John thought that we where gonna win the whole twelve man tag until all the teams disband away from D n D during after the match on Revolution. John|Cena
Stop it, I know what you two are thinking. next week, our chances of winning, the royal rumble, slimmer than the bus load of anorexic women. Puma in Beacon, they should be of the hall of fame. But I never give up man, that's why they play games. like Hugh Hefner on Viagra, I ain't back down anything can happen, on Revolution King Beacon and Puma make us famous? I'm gonna Beacon him I ain't behind the eight ball dude. I'm gonna rack them and break him I'll stock the world, I make the heroes in training fall and leave them like a clear pool table, with no balls Eve|Torres
and if you two want a submission match with me and John. then you two are totally idiots cause when John and I gets through with you two punks then we will win this years rumble match at the Royal Rumble on UWF.
John|Cena Yo, it's the new rookie of Puma n Beacon I'm changing the guard heroes in training. is bankrupt I'm reposing his yard! Yea he's a big dog, and I'm pup but I bark this for them to beat me at the rumble he needs an army full of heroes n training!
Yo, yo, you can't take me because if you do I'll trash this I hope Rey Mysterio got a new group to bury there ashes! I'm worse then the Chicago Fire I'll burn your whole town I got Chicago running scared I turn your White Sox brown Yo, I'm a strong as a muscle car And this ain't my last ride I'll leave you like Chicago when Beacon left stripped of your pride Yo, my practice is Power-pratic do not break your neck so you're a Dead man! I'm a necrophiliac!
Word Life
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Post by George on Feb 5, 2021 16:26:41 GMT -6
The Warhorse sighs a sigh of despair as he looks around the ring. So many people are just so adamant that they’ve got this legend status, without living in the now. He then lifts his microphone back up to his mouth. WARHORSE: GODDAMN, MAN. IT’S PAINFUL STANDING HERE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TYPA PIPE YOU’RE ALL SMOKING DOWN, BUT IT’S MIGHTY STRONG. IT’S JUST SO STUPID TO THE WARHORSE, FRANKLY. YOU ALL THINK THIS IS SOME GUARANTEE, THIS IS SOME GIVEN MATCH, YET YOU ALL CLEARLY DON’T HAVE THE VISION TO JUST LOOK AROUND YOU. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ COFFEE IS WHAT I SAY.
IT’S LIKE I’M NOT HERE, LIKE I’M SOME STATUE, AND NOT A THREAT. THE FUNNIEST PART OF IT IS THAT’S PROBABLY WHAT YOU BELIEVE. THE WARHORSE PITIES YOU FOR IT, YET STRONGLY RECOMMENDS THAT YOU ALL BOOK IN AN EYE TEST, BECAUSE THAT TYPE OF BLINDNESS COULD BE A LIFE OR DEATH TYPE OF SITUATION, BROTHERS. IF IT’S NOT YOUR EYES, BROTHERS, YOUR HEADS AIN’T RIGHT, AND YOU SHOULD GO GET ‘EM CHECKED.
SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE STANDARDS YOU ALL HAVE FOR YOURSELF THOUGH. YOU GET A WHIFF OF A GOOD TIME, AND SUDDENLY IT’S CLOUD NINE IN YOUR WORLD. THE WARHORSE DOESN’T STAY IN THIS REALITY, AND UNLIKE MANY OF YOU, HE SEES THAT THE ONLY WAY TO THE TOP IS TO KEEP MOVING ON UP, GETTING ON UP, AS JAMES BROWN WOULD SAY. AIN'T ONE OF YOU THAT'D TOP THE WARHORSE IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
I SEE YOU’RE ALL TAKEN ABACK BY THAT FACT THOUGH, IT REALLY DOES SCARE YOU. BEING A RELIC AIN’T THAT FAR OF A REACH FOR THE WARHORSE TO GO FOR. I MEAN HELL, LOOK AT YOU ALL, WRAPPED UP IN FEUDS, SCREAMING AT THE CLOUD LIKE IT’LL FALL DOWN. OH WELL, IT’S YOUR HILL TO GO AND DIE ON, CHOOSE THAT PATH AND LIVE BY IT, THE WARHORSE SAYS.The crowd boos slightly as Warhorse starts doing laps around the packed ring, walking in between the people as he talks. The Warhorse’s core fanbase isn’t here yet because they’re too busy down the ranch or the bar. BUT DON’T TRY AND LUMP THE WARHORSE INTO YOUR MISERY, BROTHERS. THE WARHORSE IS HERE FOR ONE THING, AND IT’S SURE NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS. IT’S A PATH TO THAT BIG OL’ GOLD IF YOU’RE IN IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE, WHY GODDAMN BOTHER? YET AS THE WARHORSE SAID, IT’S A MATTER OF WHEN NOT IF.
THIS MATCH IS A SHORTCUT BUT THE CAR IS STILL GOING DOWN THE ROAD AT A HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR. TO MY GOLD, TO SIT ON MY THRONE, AND THERE’S NOT A DAMN THING ANY OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. THE PAST IS ERODED, AND THE WARHORSE IS HERE FOR THE GODDAMN FUTURE, WHICH MIGHT SOUND A BIT SELF ABSORBED BECAUSE THE WARHORSE IS THE GODDAMN FUTURE.The crowd boo a little more intensely to that. IT’S THE TRUTH, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. THE SOONER YOU ALL LEARN TO ACCEPT IT, THE EASIER YOUR LIFE WILL BE, FOLKS. HOWEVER, THE WARHORSE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE A FEW COMEDIANS HERE. A FEW PEOPLE WHO REALLY MAKE SOME JOKES WHENEVER THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTHS, AND ONLY WHEN THEY DON’T INTEND IT TO BE ONE.
THE WARHORSE WANTS YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT THE WARHORSE HAS THE GODDAMN HORSEPOWER TO KNOCK YOU ALL CLEAN OUT. HERE’S LOOKING TO YOU, PEPSI MAN. I BET YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT. ZIGGLES IS ALREADY FLAILING AROUND THINKING ABOUT GETTING STEAMROLLED WITH SOME HORSEPOWER.
THE REST OF YOU, YOU ALL HAVE NO IDEA. LITTLE ALLEN OVER HERE THINKS HE DOES, BUT HASN’T GOT AN IDEA. IT’S THE TYPE OF POWER THAT IS LIKE A BULLET AIMING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP. YOU’LL COME TO KNOW IT SOON THOUGH, PALS, DON’T YOU GODDAMN WORRY. WHEN THE WARHORSE SITS ON THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN, YOU ALL WON’T BE FORGOTTEN. HOWEVER, DON’T EXPECT THE WARHORSE TO BE HUNG UP OVER YOU ALL.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS WHINE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE NOT ONLY WILL THE WARHORSE NOT HEAR YOUR DUMB LITTLE GODDAMN BABY WHINES, BUT THE WARHORSE WON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS. SO WHAT? BLOW ME.The Warhorse walks down the ramp towards the back and doesn’t even look back a little bit. He doesn’t give a care about any of these dudes in the ring, and he sure won’t when he reaches the pinnacle of this business brother.
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Post by gunn on Feb 5, 2021 17:32:43 GMT -6
As Warhorse leaves, the lights begin to dim and suddenly it goes black, red lights suddenly come up and a man in a red suit walks out onto the stage with a remote in hand he presses it and whispers "Click Doomsday", an unfamiliar theme begins to play
As the theme plays "The Monster" Abyss walks out from the back and joins his handler. Throwing up an X sign pyro bursts from the ramp as the two march towards the ring Mitchell leading with the towering Abyss behind him.
Eventually Abyss and Mitchell make it to the ring, instead of entering however they stand at ringside, Mitchell beckoning someone ringside to give him a microphone, one being provided by a ring attendant.
James Mitchell: Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce myself, I am Father James Mitchell and this charming fellow next to me is my charge, "The Monster" Abyss, also soon to be known as your Royal Rumble winner.
The crowd boos Mitchell's statement, clearly unhappy at this new entity trying to get ahead of the pack.
James Mitchell: You may wonder what we are doing here in the UWF, well all will be made clear in the future but for now, we thought we would introduce ourselves, our presence brings the winds of change to UWF, the past must be left to die and a new future must be forged in its ashes, well I would like you to meet the fire that will bare those ashes.
The crowd boos even harder, clearly pissed at the man threatening their beloved UWF, barely has been here a day and is threatening to tear down this proud institution.
James Mitchell: You may boo me but you know it to be true, things must change or the UWF will be left in the dust and my monster is the most destructive force of change ever seen in the wrestling business. I see many proud people in this ring, all who have had excellent careers in the UWF, there may be a place for you in our new future but only if you fall in line with us.
The booing from the crowd is almost deafening now, the whole time Abyss just stands there, barely moving a muscle, if it wasn't for the breathing some may think he was a statue. The whole time Abyss has been staring straight at AJ Styles, Mitchell seems to notice this.
James Mitchell: Of course Abyss isn't new to everyone here. He has history with Mr Styles here, the wars these two waged back in the day would make most men squirm but you both stand here changed men, both pillars of this industry, it would be a shame if you two could not settle your differences, but if not no worries, Abyss will have no issues rending you down to an unrecognisable pile of bones.
Mitchell cackles as he says this, clearly confident that his monster will have no issues in the upcoming Royal Rumble match. Abyss once again not moving.
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Post by Dres on Feb 5, 2021 19:57:02 GMT -6
”The Phenomenal” AJ Styles: You know, fathers are supposed to protect their sons but here you are, already setting yours up for failure by getting his hopes up. For starters, pretending he and I have differences to settle in the first place. As if here I’ve been, all these months, with Abyss in the back of my mind like, “If he ever shows up here, I’m gonna...”. It hasn’t been like that at all. In fact, Abyss hasn’t been in any part of anyone’s mind, I’d wager. Which is pretty sad when you consider that means Rick Rude is more relevant but hey, at least there’s someone else out here that knows what that feels like in Hassan. As for the other thing, well, it’s funny that Abyss wants to make someone an unrecognizable pile of bones when he’s practically being managed by one but what’s even funnier is you think he can do it. This is the Royal Rumble, not a chicken wing eating contest, so his odds of following through with your threat I liken to the indisputable fact that I’m still the odds-on favorite to win this match: no bones about it.
But Abyss isn’t the only one trying to corner that edgelord market in this match. That loudmouth that just left? Well you’re familiar with people doing things louder to seem more credible somehow and that’s that kid’s whole thing, that and being in unmistakable denial about not only choking when he has to actually rule ass but that he does, in fact, care. Him and Punk are the wolves that cry, “I don’t care” but it’s kind of like if you’re good at something you shouldn’t need to tell anyone, if you truly don’t care then you don’t need to keep beating that drum because it’s as clear as day to everyone that you don’t.
So if you truly didn’t care, you’d keep my name out of your mouth but instead you’re acting like a woman that’s refusing to acknowledge there’s an issue. But you’re the artist. You can paint a situation any way you want and no one can critique you for it because it’s your interpretation, the opinion you’re entitled to, right? Not while AJ Styles is around, Punkcasso. There’s an issue but it’s not just the mutual issue you and I have with each other, you yourself mind, body, and soul are an issue. And I don’t just mean the playing nice and calling your peers living legends when you really want to be a jackass and run them down, but this still overinflated ego and sense of self-importance no matter how many times circumstances since coming back have tried to deflate it. Some would call you being able to continuously get up from being knocked on your ass a sign of moxie. “This guy doesn’t know when to quit!” they say proudly.
But in reality, you not knowing when to quit is a detriment of your character instead of something to pat yourself on the back with. Well here’s a reality check, this test to see where you stand against the rest of the UWF roster? You’re failing it. When you lost to me, at least that’s an understandable setback but you couldn’t beat Warhorse decisively. Warhorse. You going to struggle against Hornswoggle too? How about Cedric over here? But you don’t care, right? Everyone can beat you and you’ve still got it, you say. You’re still the, “Best in the World” by a monumental margin. I don’t have to walk into the middle of a pasture to be able to recognize the smell of bullshit, Punk. I’d say you wear it like a cologne but it’s more like you sweat it.
But you’re not the only one. You’ve also got the best the dying tag division could regurgitate in Sami and Becky. Didn’t you hear? Sami’s perfected his craft and we need to start rehearsing our excuses! Sit down, both of you, because you’re thinking you can swim in the ocean just because you’ve Michael Phelps’d your way around the kiddie pool with water wings on for a few months. The tag division is exactly what I said it was before, a league for people that can’t handle competing in singles. And most of that division can’t even hang there, so boasting about being what holds it together is like being proud of being a toilet paper roll, you’re at the center and acting as stability but in the end it still amounts to crap.
But at least I don’t have to wait on Foley to take it off life support to show you that you can’t survive a real challenge like me. I didn’t get that chance with Sweeney but you’ll more than make up for that. Because even with the talent in this thing lacking, I’m still going to enjoy working circles around you like I’m making my way through a word search, and it’s going to be sweeter than sin to win the whole thing. It’s all the more fitting that it’ll be on Valentine’s Day, because it’ll be another love letter to my body of work but also because if you don’t like it, you can kiss my ass.
AJ drops his microphone as his music begins to play as he heads to the back.
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Post by ultrainstinct on Feb 6, 2021 20:55:14 GMT -6
A brief pause in the action occurs as AJ disappears in the back. After a few moments, a small familiar figure steps out onto the ramp and begins to smile, hands ties around his back. What hair that is left on his head, is covered by a dim, greasy black hat. The grin turns into a sinister laugh as the crowd recognizes him—it’s PAUL HEYMAN!! The crowd begins to cheer at the shock of seeing him! What a surprise! He stays at the top of the ramp, and raises a hand to his face to speak.Paul Heyman: “The Royal Rumble is one the most AMAZING, and SPECTACTUCLAR matches in the history of sports entertainment. It’s the only match that features THIRTY of the best superstars in the world, all competing for the opportunity to headline WrestleMania. Not only will the winner of the Rumble match be the star and the face of the biggest Event in wrestling, but they will also challenge the holder of the UWF championship on the grandest stage of them all!” The crowd cheers at the various mentions of WrestleMania, almost everyone’s favorite pay per view, that is right around the corner.Paul Heyman: “Seems obvious enough right? I mean this is the Road to WrestleMania and not a quiz for an engineering course. But here is something to think about; why haven’t we heard from all 30 men who want to compete for the richest opportunity—the most prosperous prize—that there is to offer from the UWF? I’ll tell you why, it’s because deep down inside they all know that they don’t deserve it! That goes for all of the men who lacked the courage and mental fortitude to walk down to the ring and show their face, and it also includes all of you men out here as well. That even includes the piece of trash that just breezed by me, AJ Styles! Hell, the only thing that’s going to be phenomenal is if he even lasts long enough in the match to get formally introduced to my client.” The crowd pauses, wondering who the hell could be Paul’s client this time, as they think back to allll of the other clients he has had over the many long years. Paul Heyman: “That’s right ladies and gentlemen, just like the hands of a clock keep on ticking, and the lips of a whore keep on sucking—time and time again; I KEEP ON BRINGING THE BEST SUPERSTARS to this industry! I keep on finding the best superstars that rise to the top! You all should be rejoicing in exhilarating fashion every time you see my chubby little frame waddle down this ramp. I mean—if it weren’t for me, you might have the likes of Abyss headlining WrestleMania. I’m sure that will sell out the house! Everyone is going to be flying off the couch to buy tickets to see a smelly old man in a cheap mask from an online Etsy store. I mean James, I’ll give it you, you say your client is the most destructive force the UWF business has ever seen, and I couldn’t agree more with you. I can smell his destructive force from here and I’m not even in the ring!” The crowd gives a little pop, as Paul smiled at the little funny (joke) he made.
Paul Heyman: “Could you imagine if Warhorse won the Rumble? A man who uses his yelling voice as a speaking voice, and also a delusional man that has clearly taken a few too many ‘vacation’ trips—if ya know what I mean. Don’t worry Warhorse, we’ll make sure the little, short bus drops you off at the Rumble and picks you up in time after the dumped out the ring like the proverbial piece of trash that you are!!!”
Paul Heyman: “Who else is out here that’s even worth a damn? Dynamic Duo? More like the psychotic duo if you think either one of you is outlasting 28 other superstars in the match of a lifetime. You two may have been on a roll prior to this, but that ball is about to stop rolling, Right. Damn. Now.”
Paul Heyman: “John Cena?! Tupac and Biggie just rolled over in their graves listening to your ‘bars.’ The fact that you even walked down here today and rapped that verse in front of a live audience is beyond mind boggling. You sir should be LOCKED UP BEHIND BARS!! Forget even letting that son of a ------- wrestle in the Royal Rumble, lock his ass up!”
Paul smiles once more as the crowd eats up words. They too, hated Cena’s rapping.
Paul Heyman: “Cesaro—Chris Jericho.. two men from yesteryear fighting for relevancy. Two men that are far passed their primes and are much closer to a wheelchair ride in a retirement home than a walk down the ramp at WrestleMania? Both of those men are going to be sitting ducks in the Rumble. I know it, they know it, and all 16,000 fans in attendance and the millions around the world know it Dammit!!”
“Dolph Ziggler? All of the eliminations in Rumble History that you’ve had, yet you have no Rumble wins. You’ve always been a man to dress up a pile of shit and sell it to anyone in walking distance. You spend so much time eliminating people in the match over the years, you’ve failed to realize the entire point of the match, is to NOT get eliminated, something you have never succeeded in stopping. This Royal Rumble won’t be any different Ziggles.”
“CM Punk, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you chose to return now because your return is only going to be overshadowed by the return of my newest client. My client is just waiting in the back right now and he can’t wait to return to the ring and eliminate little scrubs like you Punk! The Rumble will--- All of a sudden, someone cuts off Paul Heyman before his client was introduced!!
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Post by Evolution J on Feb 6, 2021 22:53:23 GMT -6
Then “Voices'' by Theory hits as Randy Orton comes out with a microphone and he has a smirk on his face. He walks down the entrance ramp as he turns to the right and he walks up the steel steps. He walks along the ropes as he stops as he goes through the ropes. He gets into the ring as he stands near the turnbuckle. He turns to look at everyone in the ring until his theme music stops and he begins to speak. Well, look who we have here. This seems to be a party of the all past and present wrestlers of UWF here tonight. This Royal Rumble is going to be interesting. Since we have heard what everyone has said about their place in the match. It’s time for the everyone in UWF to shut the fuck up and listen to what the hell I have to say.
As you all see, I have been in the back hearing every single one of you people. It makes me extremely sick to the stomach that you all don’t have the guts to admit that you all are going to fail and not win the Royal Rumble. Why must you ask? It’s because you all are just a whole bunch of sheep that have locked up and cage in the lion’s den. The lion’s den is where the Viper comes out to play and to prey on all his victims. It’s too bad that you all have just fallen into the trap of the one of the dangerous Viper himself. Now at the Royal Rumble, it won’t be a 29 man elimination match. It will just be a complete slaughter where I take out all and every competitor to win the match. You are just going to be added to the Legend Killer’s list and my time of winning championship gold is getting extremely closer every single day. I can smell it and sense it. Once it gets here and then you all will bow down to the new King of Monster in the era of the dangerous Viper himself.
And if you all haven’t noticed yet that Mr. Shibata has experienced what a threat I am in the UWF. So you all should take notes and listen because I promised it won’t be the last time that you will ever see me in the ring. The next time that you will see me is when I will be holding one of the most precious UWF Championships gold over my shoulder. I will have proven then to you all that I am one of the most dangerous threats that anyone has ever faced and that I won’t let anyone stop me from accomplishing my goal whether they like it or not. You can be a cocky young upcoming star like Sammy or a former Television champion Hornswoggle. You can be the phenomenal AJ Styles. You can be the smiling loser Cedric Alexander or the guy who is addicted to his video games Miro. You also can play dress up as the crazy witch Winter or hang out with the cast of the Bachelor dating club with John Cena and Eve Torres. Yes, we all don’t care if you can rap John, Grow the hell up and pack your grandpa’s nuts back in your pocket because we all know Eve is the man in your relationship. As for you Eve, please stop trying to flirt with everyone in UWF. We all know you are just a goddamn go digger. If you want to go dating with your boy Johnny and then go get the fuck out of UWF to join the couples tv shows. This UWF isn’t a dating show or a game show. If you think it is and then go leave before I kick your motherfucking ass out of the door myself. You can also be as ravishing as Rick Rude himself, but you don’t want to get as sexy as him because we all know Val Venis is going to get jealous of missing his sexy groove moves from the guy. As for you Muhammad, why the hell are you here? This isn’t Iraq man, This is UWF where the United States beat the living hell of our boys and killed your king Saddam. So why don’t you take your Arab ass and go back to your country because if you don’t and then I will have no problem taking you out myself. WHy don’t you ask Cedric and Rey Mysterio on how they have fallen victim to the Viper himself.
Abyss and James Mitchell, I am not surprised at all. I have heard of you two running loose in TNA with AJ Styles and etc. You may be a monster over there. But be careful and don’t get in my fucking way Abyss, because if you do and then I will make sure you regret it for getting in my way. You will just join my list of victims that I have destroyed whether you like it or not.
Dolph Ziggler, I see you haven’t changed as much. Still claiming to be the best at what you do? That’s funny because you better stop showing off because the only thing you will show off your losses when I beat the living hell out of you and send you to the damn hospital.
CM Punk, welcome back and I have been impressed by your performance lately buddy. I see you have decided to leave Chicago and return back here to reclaim your glory old days. It’s too bad, your old glory days are over because UWF is run by new blood right now. And it is in the era of the Viper where I will be taking what is rightfully mine. Championship gold in UWF shall be in my hand sooner than you think. So don’t be a punk and try to stop me Phil. Because you should already know what I am capable of in the ring even though we haven’t faced each other yet. But don’t worry, I will make sure you will make it to the top list of victims that I have destroyed.
Chris Jericho, well I see you have grown heavier the last time we all have seen you in UWF. I see age has broken you down old man. If you think you are going to have us all experience your bubble drink, You can think again Chris. You should know by now that you and everyone else don’t stand any chances of winning the match despite you thinking you got the upper hand.
Oh my favorite tag team in UWF. Sami and Becky, it is extremely hilarious to see you two causing trouble in the tag team division. Now you think everyone is afraid of you both because you two are untouchable. Ha. Don’t make me laugh. The only reason you two are still holding your UWF Tag Team Championships gold is because you haven’t faced the right tag team that will have no problem stealing it from both of your hands. As for you becoming part of this Royal Rumble. That spell bad news for you both because you both are just going to be another one of my victims. It’s too bad because you two are not untouchable when it comes to being in the ring with me. I promised you both that I will do everything in my power to make sure you both don’t come out of the Royal Rumble alive. I will make sure you two regret becoming part of the Royal Rumble and getting in my way of becoming the one contender to the UWF Championship gold.
As for your Warhorse, you like having your drunk fans cheering you on while you scream your heart out like it’s the 80s. I am proud of you because you are so confident in yourself that you have no problem thinking you are going to win the Royal Rumble. There is a huge problem that you have to face. I am the huge problem that you have to face because not only you are facing one of the most dangerous and psychotic competitors in the ring. You are facing the Viper himself. In the Royal Rumble, you may think you are going to win on a high note and go on the road to win some UWF Championship gold. Don’t be mistaken by believing in your delusional self because you are just going to be another deadbeat wrestler and be added to my lists of people that I have killed. By the end of the night, you will go to war. But you will just be broken and beaten so bad that you won’t remember your own name because you will just end up in the hospital along with the rest of the folks by your truly Randy Orton.
Cesaro, welcome back. I see you haven’t lost that Swiss accent of yours buddy. I see that you are prepared for a warm up on your return in this Royal Rumble. Well, I thank you for your participation in becoming another sheep in the lion’s den where you get slaughtered by the Viper himself. Not only you will just add more names of victims to my list where I killed in UWF. You and everyone else just make me even more hungrier for more. It makes me even more hungry for more blood to feed and to seek more lambs to destroy here in UWF. You and everyone will be my favorite gift that I will enjoy at the Royal Rumble. You will just be one of my favorite delicious dishes and I will drink a fine wine of blood to toast my win of becoming the one contender to the UWF Championship.
Mr. Paul Heyman. It is nice to see you. I see you have to show everyone here you still exist. Now you have a new client? I see all your old clients couldn’t stand the sight of you when you try to help them and then you have only led them to their own failures instead. That doesn't surprise me at all. But whoever your new client that you have been sharing bed with. I honestly don’t give a damn because you are just setting him and yourself for failure. At the Royal Rumble, your client’s blood will be on your hands when I beat him lifeless until he is unable to stand and I will break him apart in pieces like everyone else. I will then take his deceased corpse to the hospital when I eliminate him along with the rest to win. So no matter how hard you try to predict that your new client is going to win. You better wish upon a star it does come out true or else it will all shatter dreams when the Viper steals his championships gold dreams away from him with one RKO. And if it comes down to me and your client. He better be extremely prepared because I will do everything that I am capable of to win the match without any problem. It doesn’t matter how hard your client will try to throw me out of the Royal Rumble. The harder he tries and then the more I will fight back to keep him from winning. So you two better be extremely careful because you are playing a very dangerous game when you cross the path of the Viper. I will eliminate your client and he will just be another cattle killed by the dangerous Viper himself. So good luck Paul because you and your client are definitely going to need it.
But that isn’t going to help much because I am still going to take you down. It’s not a promise. It’s a prediction because as I see all of you all. You all are just horrible sheep that will be killed by Hannbial. Yes, I am going to be the Hannibal serial killer that will break every piece of bones and kill every single one of you by my bare hands. Your blood will be on my hands and I will taste all of your blood by the end of the night. I will be coming out of the Royal Rumble as the victor and then you all will witness the beginning of your nightmare where the reign of the Viper begins in UWF.
As for Bray Wyatt, I hope you are listening and watching closely. You better hold on to your baby closely because one day I am winning the Royal Rumble and then you will go on a date with the Viper. I will promise you this that I honestly can’t wait for us to meet my friend. Enjoy your reign as UWF Champion for now while it lasts until I come take it away from your hands. Once that happens and then you will realize that you have just become another victim that has been destroyed by one of the most dangerous moves in UWF….RKO. Randy Orton begins to laugh and smiles.
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Post by crann on Feb 7, 2021 2:44:53 GMT -6
Ziggler waits for Orton to finish speaking, then lifts his microphone and points his finger at the Viper before turning it directly toward Heyman.DOLPH ZIGGLERYou know what, Paul? I was going to let what you said about me slide. I was going to speak to the people who I will actually be fighting at the Rumble but the bottom line is that no matter how many times I say otherwise, everyone likes to treat me like I wasn't the rightful winner of the 2017 Royal Rumble. But I had production prepare something for everyone as a little trip down memory lane because, quite frankly, I was expecting Bobby Roode to trot his "glorious" ass out here and I was going to make him face the music. Since he's not here, but you are, and you're raising the points he would have raised in his stead, I think it's worth dialing back the clock a little bit. So here we go.Ziggles gestures toward the 'Tron and as the fans turn their focus to it, it comes to life.The 'tron cuts back out and the hardcam finds Ziggler looking frustrated now."And yet he didn't really win it." Even good ol' Jim Ross knew how much a crock of bullshit I was sold that night. It should have been me. I made UWF history, I threw ten men out of the ring, I busted my absolute ass and I showed off to the utmost. I won that Royal Rumble match-up, but because "nobody saw Bobby Roode get eliminated," he was given the honors of challenging at Wrestlemania. As though instant replay isn't technology that had existed for decades at that point. It should have been me! I'm tired of people saying I never won the big one when I did exactly that, and I did it after eliminating more men in a single Rumble than anyone else ever has. I am the single most dominant competitor in this match-up, historically speaking, and I'm going to prove that all over again right here in 2021 when I repeat as the first-ever two-time UWF Royal Rumble victor. Not only am I going to do that, Paul, but then I'm going to march into the backstage, I'm going to track you down, and I'm going to superkick you in the face so hard it'll cave that triple chin in for you.Dolph's remarks draw a pop – he has the support of the fans. He starts getting fired up now as he turns away from the assembled host to address the UWF Universe at large.Look: You all know me. I'm a man who doesn't make promises often, but when I do, I deliver. And I wouldn't be standing here today if I didn't think I could win this match-up. The other guys making comebacks, they're riding name recognition and hoping that'll be enough. Punk was right about that. And some of them? Yeah, they're probably just here for the payday. Lord knows the cocaine Rick Rude likes to snort and the escorts he wears on his arm every night ain't cheap. But me? I'm here because I've got an axe to grind. I'm the rightful winner of one Royal Rumble, but the people who ran the show at that time were as crooked as a dog's hind leg and they made sure their man got the win. These days, though? Carter and I haven't always seen eye to eye, but at least I have faith that he plays things straight. He's never screwed anyone over, he's never played favourites and he's always done right by me so I have every reason to believe that this match is going to come down to talent and talent alone. No shenanigans.Ziggler pauses, and the fans buzz a little bit. The former UWF world champion shrugs, then finishes up.And as I've said many times before, I'm the best damn wrestler to have ever competed in this company. Plain and simple. Nobody has ever held a candle to the things I've accomplished in this ring. Other reigns may have been longer. Other men may have cheated to get the "W" in the record books. But when every man in this ring and sitting in that locker room looks himself in the mirror he sees the same damn truth: he'll never be as good as me. Forget about the shoulda-coulda-wouldas. We all know it should've been me who won that Rumble all those years ago, but now I'm going to come right back and in my first night back in the company, I'm gonna do it all again. Because that's who I am. Mr. Royal Rumble. And this year? It will be me.With that, Ziggler throws his microphone in the air and makes his exit from the ring, his music hitting just in time to drown out the loud thud of his stick hitting the canvas. The Show Off makes his exit with a hearty round of high-fives to the fans leaning over the barricade, content with all he has said and ready to let someone else try to step out from his shadow.
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Post by Jye on Feb 7, 2021 9:35:04 GMT -6
The feed fades into a scene with Sammy Guevara with his iconic leather jacket sitting on a couch... Rey. I still owe you a receipt for the mugging you and your boys gave me two weeks back, I also owe Shibata a headbutt but firstly while we have our scheduled match for the Royal Rumble. I mean I could come out here say how I am the greatest pound for pound wrestler in this company. I know when the dust settles everyone at home will just sit back and wonder how can anyone come out after this match and not feel insecure about their job. Rey despite B1 and B2 following you around like two puppies learning to sit waiting for their treat, You will need more than these two to take down a Spanish God...Sammy looking towards the camera as he leans in he continues to speak closer to the microphone... The television title will get the respect it deserves when I remove it from the hands of a delusional former hero. The respect I had for you Rey not as a performer but a man was all but lost when you again went down the path of the cartel again. I mean it was in your past right? Or are Ricochet and Ali the beginning of another Cartel just so you can keep power, You will do anything to claw all glory to yourself. Your true personality is that of a ignorant, selfish and weak willed champion. You used to be respected by everyone but your title runs are lacking when you don't have any playing cards up your sleeve. It's clear to see that your deck is running thin every card you pull to scrap out a win just brings you closer to pulling a joker and you will watch as everything comes crashing down on your head, I am the joker and your luck has run its course Rey. This pay-per-view will end with a new champion being crowned and a former champion left in destitute...Now that we have finished talking about the past and onto the future, I look at the man in the mirror and I see Sammy Guevara as your future TV Champion...
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Post by crann on Feb 7, 2021 14:11:54 GMT -6
The tone of Drew Galloway's voice is almost sympathetic as he lifts his microphone to respond.DREW GALLOWAYYou're both makin' a mistake. And I'm sorry tae tell you that it's the same mistake team after team has made since we came back tae the UWF as a unit. You're underestimatin' us. You're writin' us off before we've even tangled. An' you could say we're doin' the same thing, but Becky? Sami? We're not. We've been watchin' you two since before we made our return tae this company. We've been studyin' you both because we knew, eventually, the day would come when we'd have tae stand across the ring from the pair o' you. An' in all that time, after every single win we always maintained a healthy respect for the fact that you two are four-time UWF World Tag Champions, an' that has tae mean somethin'. That speaks tae your level of ability. Sure, you might have been kickin' the asses o' a bunch o' dregs lately, but at some point in your career the pair o' you were fightin' against true rivals, an' you're right: you adapted an' prevailed. It says somethin' that legendary teams like the Dudleys are no longer around, but you two are. We're not foolish enough tae say it doesn't. But...Drew pauses and the fans buzz. The Scottish Psychopath walks to the ropes nearest the stage and leans on them, looking out over his foes on their perch on the stage.We ran the Dudleys off, an' we're about tae do the same tae you two. It's nothin' personal. Just me an' Pete, we came back tae this company for a reason, uprooted our lives and families and moved them back tae this shithole country so we could fight who we were told were the best o' the best in tag team wrestlin' an' now here we are. Finally gettin' our shot tae prove to the world we are the best in this business at what we do. That's not an opportunity we plan to let slip through our fingers. We've been studyin' you, we've been preparin' for this moment, for months. An' while you ask what we're goin' tae do when we face our first setback, I know you're tryin' tae get intae our heads, but it's not goin' tae work. It's not goin' tae work because time an' time again, Pete an' I have proven there's no such thing as a setback for Dunne an' Galloway. I don't have enough fingers tae count the men an' women who have said they were goin' tae hand us one an' then ended up starin' up at the house lights while our music played an' our arms were raised in victory, but I do know two more are soon goin' tae be added tae that tally.Mostly silent to this point, Pete Dunne has climbed up on a turnbuckle and is now sitting on it, looking out at the Duo.The simple fact of the matter is that D&G don't have to adapt because we're already perfect. You don't need dynamism when you're the best thing going and that's exactly what we are. Sure, we may not be the most exciting competitors, but everyone in those seats and watching at home know when they see our name on a card, they're going to be treated to another display of unmitigated violence. It's been like that, week in and week out, for months. We come down here, we destroy our opposition and then we leave. That's the only promise we've ever made and we deliver on it every time. Like my partner said, when it comes to us, there's no such thing as a setback. So you two better square with the fact that at the Royal Rumble, you'll be losing that gold you covet, and maybe you should start making a plan for what comes next.
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