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Post by Danny on Feb 20, 2024 14:59:21 GMT -6
*Poster by rawisrey LIVE on March 24th at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida Deadlinewww.timeanddate.com/countdown/wrestling?iso=20240322T12&p0=24&msg=Wrestlemania+Deadline&font=cursive&csz=1UWF ChampionshipDrew McIntyre(c) vs LA Knight Tyler Breeze vs Roman Reigns vs Tommaso Ciampa Barbed Wire MassacreKyle O'Reilly vs Vincent First BloodRandy Orton vs Swerve Strickland Televison ChampionshipThe Mighty Caleb(c) vs Jamie Hayter vs Finn Balor vs Carmelo Hayes vs Eddie Guerrero Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens Rick Rude & Bayley vs Sinn & Abadon
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Post by Cwalker on Mar 5, 2024 12:19:20 GMT -6
We are finally here! WrestleMania! Where it all begins again. On this night, legends are made. History is made. And Championships are decided. But for one man, all three of those can happen in one swoop.
L....A....Knight!
"Welcome to LA" fills Raymond James Stadium and that can only mean the arrival of one person. That would be the winner of the 2024 Royal Rumble Match and the Number One Contender to the UWF Championship. This is LA Knight. Sure enough, the brash superstar bursts through the curtain to a mixed reaction. Love him, hate him, it doesn't really matter to LA Knight. He's earned this moment. LA Knight takes a moment to drink the atmosphere in before reminding everyone exactly who he is.
Knight marches down the ramp towards the ring, reminding every single person that will listen that this is his moment. Knight reaches the end of the ramp and leaps onto the apron before scaling the ropes and posing once more. He throws up the hand signal that he has become known for at this point.
Knight leaps down and asks for a microphone. He motions for the music to be cut and as it is, he begins to speak.
LA Knight
Tampa, Florida...Let Me Talk To 'Ya!
There's a section of fans who boo the Million Dollar Megastar, but there's a few that pop for LA Knight's trademark line.
Tonight, L...A....Knight isn't going to beat around the bush. Tonight, we get straight to the point. About Fifteen months ago, L...A....Knight walked through that door and he wasn't exactly sure what he was going to get. Scanning the UWF locker room, L...A....Knight saw some faces that he was familiar with, but he also saw some faces that he'd never come across before. Needless to say, L...A....Knight knew he was in for quite the experience. And L...A....Knight has gone on record saying he thought things were going to be easy. Watching everyone, learning their habits and tendencies, L...A....Knight was sure that it was only a matter of time before he was at the top of the food chain where he deserves to be. L...A....Knight even came out the gate swinging. First night in, BFT, BOOM, victory over Stone Cold Steve Austin and L...A....Knight finds himself challenging for the Television Championship. One night in and already a title opportunity, this was going to be a piece of cake. Needless to say, L...A....Knight didn't win the Television Championshipship, but L...A....Knight wasn't the one beaten in the match so surely there will be other opportunities.
And that is where L...A....Knight was wrong. That match was Fifteen months ago and L...A....Knight hasn't even sniffed another title match. It didn't matter that L...A....Knight stole the show at last year's Royal Rumble. It didn't matter if L...A....Knight was the best damn thing at last year's WrestleMania. L...A....Knight had to sit back and watch as other people were given L...A....Knight's opportunity. But that's over. There's no more sitting back and watching. L...A....Knight is in the business of taking what he wants. 'Ya don't believe it? Ask WARHORSE! WARHORSE had something that belonged to L...A....Knight in the Money in The Bank contract and instead of doing the right thing and handing the contract over, WARHORSE wanted to be defiant. So L...A....Knight took him out and we haven't seen that loser since.
Well, that elicits some boos from the fans because everyone loves Warhorse,
'Ya need more evidence? How 'bout 'ya ask Wheeler Yuta. The kid came in here and thought he was entitled to sit at the big boy's table. It took L...A....Knight all of two seconds to run that DUMMY! out of town and guess what? We haven't seen that loser since either.
Or we can talk about the big one. The one that everyone was so sure L...A....Knight couldn't win. The Royal Rumble Match. After coming so close and making history last year, L...A....Knight had to hear it from everyone how he would slip up and fail yet again. And what did L...A....Knight do? He punched his ticket; he doubted all the naysayers. L...A....Knight didn't just win the Royal Rumble; he TOOK the Royal Rumble!
Knight turns his attention to the WrestleMania sign that hangs from the rafters.
But the Rumble is still not enough. There's still one more thing left for L...A....Knight to take. The UWF Championship. And the one man that L...A....Knight has to take that Championship from is none other than Drew McIntyre.
There's a solid amount of boos at the mentioning of the current UWF Champion.
For Eight months, Drew McIntyre has reigned supreme as UWF Champion. Everyone that has stepped to him has been put down. L...A....Knight doesn't Drew McIntyre has been pinned in a one on one match since this reign began. The Kyle O'Reillys, the Sami Zayns, the Roman Reigns, the Vinny Marselgias of the world couldn't slow down Drew McIntyre, so what chance does L...A....Knight have? Well allow the Million Dollar Megastar to fill 'ya in on a little secret. L...A....Knight knows something none of those men knew. L...A....Knight found the chink in Drew McIntyre's armor. And 'ya want to know what it is? It's real simple but L...A....Knight didn't realize it til it was staring him in the face. It's Drew McIntyre's hunberus.
Well, isn't that the pop calling the kettle black.
Now L...A....Knight knows that he really isn't in a place to be speaking on someone else's arrogance, but what L...A....Knight says is true. Drew McIntyre has been the man around here for so long that the thought of someone else even holding his Championship is unfathomable to him. All 'ya gotta do is go back to that tag team match we had a few weeks ago. L...A....Knight and Drew McIntyre versus Tommaso Ciampa and Tyler Breeze. Even on a bum wheel, L...A....Knight was in position to win the match for his team. He was going to crack that bald headed gremlin in the skull with what's soon to be MY Championship, but Drew had to get in the way. L...A....Knight simply holding Drew's title was enough to take him off his game. And then what happened? Drew McIntyre was beaten in the center of this ring by Tommaso Ciampa. The same Tommaso Ciampa that L...A....Knight embarrassed the week prior. And in that moment, it hit L...A....Knight right in the face. Well technically, it hit Drew in the face but either way, it dawned on L...A...Knight that Drew McIntyre is very, very beatable.
The aura of this so-called Scottish Terminator is gone. In L...A....Knight's eyes, 'ya are nothing more than just another man in a kilt. And L...A....Knight will be damned if a mere man in a kilt stops him from achieving what he's been chasing since day one. L...A....Knight has had to crawl from the bottom to the top, only to fall back to the bottom and crawl his way back up again. L...A....Knight's story does not end with failure come WrestleMania. I've come too far to only come this far. So heed my words Drew McIntyre, come WrestleMania, 'ya can bring Stokley Hathaway. 'Ya can bring Braun Strowman. 'Ya can bring William Wallace. 'Ya can bring all of Scotland if 'ya want. It doesn't matter. L...A....Knight will not be denied. WrestleMania Thirteen, L...A....Knight walks in as Challenger, but he walks out as Champion. The biggest WrestleMania of all time ends with Raymond James Stadium, the city of Tampa, the state of Florida, the United States of America, hell it ends with EVERBODY saying AND NEW! World Heavyweight Champion...
L...A....Knight! YEAH!
Knight loswers his mic as he prepares for the arrival of the UWF Champion.
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Post by AndyDNU on Mar 8, 2024 16:55:04 GMT -6
The wait isn’t a long one as “Wish It Away” by Psycho Dalek begins to blast out from the stadium sound system. A good twenty seconds or so pass with no sign of Drew McIntyre, until at last his towering figure is spotted stepping out from behind the curtain and onto the big stage. There’s no sign of either Stokely Hathaway or Braun Strowman, indicating that the UWF Champion is dealing with business all by himself on this occasion. As he lifts the title belt into the air with one hand, a fire pyro goes off on the stage which can be heard and felt all around Raymond James. The flames keep going up and down as McIntyre begins his walk down the ramp towards the ring. Approaching the bottom, he makes a point of walking a direct loop around the ringside area and grabbing a microphone from the timekeepers area before hopping up onto the ring apron. From there, he climbs to the top turnbuckle and lifts the championship up high once more so people can get their pictures in before dropping down into the ring. The music fades out and The Master of the Claymore takes a moment to take in the spectacle of the occasion before turning to face his challenger in order to respond to his opening gambit. Drew McIntyre: Well as far as speaking from the heart goes, I’d say that was a pretty impressive effort. And perhaps if I was soft as shit then there’s every chance that I’d be listening in with a tear in my eye, but as you’ve pretty much alluded to already, I am built very differently. Drew McIntyre: You see you’ve already gone wrong by assuming that this is your Wrestlemania just because you ‘took’ the Royal Rumble when everyone supposedly said that you couldn’t. On that very evening I stated that the last one standing would have to quickly come to terms with the fact that their incredible efforts were all going to be for nothing, because this always has and was always going to be Drew McIntyre’s Wrestlemania.The proclamation from the reigning champ that this show belongs to him unsurprisingly doesn’t go down well with those in attendance as he continues to delve deeper into how he and his challenger got to this point where they are today. Drew McIntyre: You wanna bring up the journeys to this point? Well let me talk to ya! Exactly one year ago I stormed through the very same door that you cautiously entered through several months prior, before I wasted no time in altering the landscape of this company by ridding it of one of its carnival acts and proving that this was still a place where serious business could be conducted. That rubbed a lot of people up the wrong way and so for the next couple of months I was advised to tread carefully or run the risk of facing some potentially nasty legal repercussions, but because I’m not one of those guys that has the words ‘mug’ or ‘fool’ tattooed on their forehead, I refused to back down, and instead I found a way to best the system and earn myself a fast pass to a UWF Championship shot at Final Battle. The world watched on in anticipation of Trevor Lee retaining the title, but within minutes of me introducing him to the Iron Maiden, the narrative officially shifted, and the professional wrestling industry as a whole was changed forever. Drew McIntyre: Then of course it’s what you’ve already touched on. Eight months plus of complete and utter dominance whilst sitting pretty at the top of the UWF food chain. Now for all people love to pronounce that all good things must come to an end, the only thing that’s ending here in my mind is the threat you’re bringing to the table, because I haven’t come all the way to the completion of this full circle moment only to fall at the final hurdle. Dragons, Chiefs and Kings all tried and failed to thwart the natural order that I have enforced, so I’ll be damned if I’m gonna sit by and let it be wiped out completely by a mediocre Knight.It's pretty apparent that McIntyre is rightfully proud of his accomplishments and that he is not content with even tabling the idea that it could all be torn apart in the blink of an eye as he goes on to address the nature of the Wrestlemania main event. Drew McIntyre: Although history has shown that in most instances, people in my current position at this time of the year don’t tend to fare too well when the Rumble match winner comes along to shoot their shot, it’s not something that I’ve found myself having sleepless nights over. Simply because I know that even on a bad day by my standards, I’m still miles better than you in damn near every way imaginable. The Million Dollar Megastar? More like The Two Buck Dud! Sure, you’ve had a moderate degree of success throughout these past fifteen months, but I’ve lost count of the number of times that your fist check bounced when your big mouth attempted to go on a spending spree. The most memorable in my opinion was perhaps your run with the Prime Time Medal last year. Taking it from the Diabetic Dumbass and then losing it to the Dynamic Dickhead all within the space of a month. Stellar work right there!..There’s a degree of smugness emanating from the Scotsman as he rattles off on one of the lower points from Knight’s UWF tenure before pivoting to a more serious demeanour in order to further enforce his own superiority. Drew McIntyre: Fair enough, people like to sound off every week and make it abundantly clear that they don’t like the fact that I am effectively the supreme ruler around these parts, but the views of those from the whining persuasion have little effect on me when I’ve shown on a consistent basis that I truly am a ruthless and successful ruler. The prospect of you, The Thursday Night Ratings Killer coming in and trying your hand at even attempting to measure up to the bench mark I’ve set frankly doesn’t even bear thinking about, so here I stand, ready and willing to do whatever it takes in this ring to ensure that such a cursed vision doesn’t become a reality.McIntyre’s biggest supporter in this instance is clearly himself as there’s little to no additional support on offer from the passionate crowd who haven’t taken too kindly to being insulted. The UWF Champion keeps a cool head though as he quietly looks on at the number one contender for a few moments before following up with another statement of intent. Drew McIntyre: Now you may well have witnessed first hand that by hook or by crook, there are indeed ways in which I can be beaten decisively. And coupled with you still being on that high from your achievement in January, it’s easy to see why you’re feeling pretty confident about your chances of success here. They do say though that it’s the hope that kills you, so considering that all I see when I look at you is a guy who’s been exuding more confidence with each passing week and maintaining the hope and belief that his recent run of good fortune isn’t coming to an end anytime soon, it’s going to make the sweet feeling of me killing your hopes and crushing your dreams here on the grandest stage that bit sweeter.The look of smugness returns as McIntyre lowers the microphone and takes a step back to grant Knight the floor so that he may issue a response.
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Post by Dres on Mar 8, 2024 19:07:13 GMT -6
The scene opens up on Vincent in an undisclosed location as he paces back and forth.
Vincent: I suppose you want my congratulations for making such short work of Sinn in your No Disqualification match against him. Not only that, but you want me to, based on that victory, acknowledge that there might be something to this real Kyle O’Reilly thing you’re running with. Well it does take a vicious streak to put down someone like Sinn, especially in such short order, I’ll give you that, but my congratulations? No. My acknowledgment? No. You haven’t earned any of that from me, Kyle. The only thing you’ve earned is me taking a strand of barbed wire, putting it around your neck, and not only choking you with it but working it back and forth like floss until you’re completely beheaded.
See, I know how personal your vendetta is towards me, it’s one reason I answered your challenge. But you’re fooling yourself if you think you’re going to fare any differently than you did in the past when I picked off each member of the NWO and then went on to stop Larry Sweeney’s heart. See, you can change who your company is and you can change your attitude, but what you can’t change is the fact that you’re still just a sniveling brat that can’t back up his threats or his hyperbole. And that eats you alive, but not only that, but the realization that you’ll never get the satisfaction of killing me with your bare hands, no matter how much you want it, that gnaws at you too.
Vincent stops and smiles at the camera.
Vincent: It’s the old gunslinger mentality though. Only this company is big enough for both of us, it’s just neither of us want the other here. It’s personal between us, more personal than any bad blood brewing between LA Knight and Drew McIntyre or anyone else having it out on the grand stage. That is for certain. That’s why I still applaud you for choosing this stipulation, because it’s a clever and hearty try to get the vengeance you’re starving for, but as I said already: you won’t succeed.
Vincent takes a few steps forward and leans into the camera.
Vincent: Look to the future and shudder.
Vincent leans out, walking out of the shot laughing as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Cwalker on Mar 8, 2024 22:18:12 GMT -6
As Drew looks smug, the Million Dollar Megastar can only smirk before responding.
LA Knight
A two week run with the Prime Time Medal. Everyone loves bringing that up. And they do it because it's low hanging fruit. It's easy for people to single out because truth be told, it's the only thing people can say to disparage the Million Dollar Megastar. But let L...A....Knight drop a little knowledge on 'ya. L...A....Knight ain't ashamed of those two weeks. Because truth be told, L...A....Knight did more for that medal than anyone else in history. Who else could've taken that medal to the co-main event of WrestleMania? Do 'ya think Kyle O'Reilly could've worked any ol' body and that medal would've been in the spot it was. NAH NAH! That's what is called the L...A....Knight effect.
And L...A....Knight can embrace that his run with the Prime Time Medal didn't last long. But 'ya know what that run did do? It taught L...A....Knight how to bounce back from adversity. L...A....Knight was struggling against the Sami Zayns and Orange Cassidys back then but look at where L...A....Knight is now! The Main Event! While the man that took that medal from L...A....Knight will probably be jerkin' the curtain come WrestleMania and Orange Cassidy is nowhere to be found. L...A....Knight could have just walked away. L...A....Knight could've just been content coming out at the top of the show and never being seen again but that's not who L....A....Knight is. So L...A....Knight fought his way back to the top AGAIN and just like last year, L...A....Knight plans on leaving WrestleMania with his hand raised. But this time, instead of a medal, L...A....Knight intends on leaving with that gold that 'ya hold onto so tightly. Iron sharpens Iron Drew, and L....A....Knight is the shaprest he's ever been.
Knight eyes the Champion up and down before continuing.
But what do 'ya know 'bout adversity? 'Ya said it yourself; 'ya got the fast track to that title. It was damned near handed to 'ya on a silver platter. But let's make one thing perfectly clear, L...A....Knight is no crooked Mayor from Harlan. L....A....Knight is no Diabetic Dumbass suffering from an Identity Crisis. L...A....Knight isn't the leader of a tribe of three people that craves acknowledgment. And L...A....Knight damn sure ain't some wanna be Stephen King Horror junkie. Whether 'ya want to believe it or not, L...A....Knight is the baddest man 'ya ever been in the ring with. And L...A....Knight doesn't just dub himself that because he thinks he's better than all of them. Hell, L...A....Knight knows that already. 'Ya want to talk about embarrassing O'Reilly and humbling Reigns, L...A....Knight has been there and done that. L....A....Knight calls himself the baddest man 'ya ever stepped in this ring with because nobody wants to take THAT...
Knight points at the UWF Championship.
From 'ya more than L...A....Knight does. And it's because of something that 'ya just said. 'Ya think that 'ya are a ruler. 'Ya think that 'ya are untouchable. But the truth of the matter is, 'ya only got that belt cause Trevor Lee couldn't hang and 'ya only held it this long cause L...A....Knight hadn't gotten his shot yet. But all that changes come WrestleMania. And L...A....Knight is glad that 'ya brought up the history of jabronis losing that title at WrestleMania, because 'ya no better than the rest of them. The same way Shark Boy is just a footnote in Trevor Lee's story, the only reason people will remember Drew McIntyre is because his name will be the answer to the trivia question "Who did L...A....Knight beat to win the UWF Championship for the very first time?"
The Champion is now the one smirking. His smugness knows no bounds.
But don't worry, Drew. 'Ya just on the wrong side of history. 'Ya walked in here looking to tie the record for the most successful UWF Championship defenses in history, but all 'ya gonna be leaving with is a broken heart and one less thing to pack in 'ya suitcase. 'Ya want to talk 'bout a full circle moment, L...A....Knight promises 'ya that this is not 'ya moment. There are people in the back that don't like L...A....Knight. There are people sitting in this arena right now that hate L...A....Knight's guts, but if 'ya poll the boys in the back, if 'ya ask the people that tune in to see what The Million Dollar Megastar is up to every single week, they'll all tell 'ya that L...A....Knight has earned this. So L...A....Knight will be damned if 'ya the one that's going to take it from him. Because for as much as Stokley might kiss 'ya ass and call 'ya "The Destroyer", that's not what L...A....Knight sees when he looks at 'ya. All L...A....Knight sees is just another tired excuse for a wrestler that can't even hold L...A....Knight's jock. So miss me with all the talk about 'ya "bench mark" because man to man, 'ya bench mark doesn't mean squat. Since the day 'ya won that, 'ya just been a placeholder. And L...A....Knight's sure that can be exhausting, but don't worry 'ya pretty little head any longer. In a few short days, the real best in the business will relieve 'ya of that burden.
The challenger gets in the Champion's face. He obviously has to look up towards Drew.
But through everything 'ya said, there is one thing that we agree on. 'Ya can be beaten decisively. But L...A....Knight doesn't need to do it by hook or by crook. All The Million Dollar Megastar needs is three seconds.
Knight snaps his fingers quickly.
Maybe it's a ride on the Gravy Train. Maybe it's some Blunt Force Trauma. 'Ya should be used to that one. Well L....A....Knight hopes 'ya are 'cause come WrestleMania, 'ya might find yourself feeling a case of deja vu. And when those three seconds are up, 'ya won't be calling L...A....Knight the "Two Buck Dude". Hell, 'ya won't even be calling L...A....Knight the "Million Dollar Megastar". Come WrestleMania, when all the dust has settled and all the smoke has cleared, the only thing that 'ya will be calling L...A....Knight is "Champ". And that's not an insult; THAT'S just a fact of life!
Champion and Challenger continue to stare one another down before Drew begins to speak.
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Post by Dres on Mar 9, 2024 18:03:54 GMT -6
The scene opens on Sinn smiling into the camera with a machete in each hand behind his head.Sinn: Can the big, bad, Intercontinental Champion come out to play? Hahaha! Rick, you’ve made a biiiiig mistake getting involved in our business, but don’t just take my word for it, see for yourself come Wrestlemania! See, I know you cherish that precious belt of yours and love how it decorates your waist but guess what, tough guy? It’s about to get quite a lot of blood on it! Hahaha! I get it, you’re a veteran guy and take your craft very seriously, but this here is too personal for your average catch-as-catch-can encounter and that’s why it’s going to get messy and it’s going to get that way fast!
But that Intercontinental Championship isn’t the only thing you’re protective of, is it? No, you would be absolutely crushed if something bad happened to Bayley, wouldn’t ya? Well guess what? Abadon and I are going to make sure something bad happens to her! Hahaha! And after we’re done making you watch, you’re going to have something bad happen to you, Rick! The, “Warlord of Weird” has spoken!As Sinn continues to laugh, the scene fades to black.
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Post by Fauche on Mar 9, 2024 18:49:27 GMT -6
Wes Borland's ebb-flow intro drips through the cracks of the PA until the song proper busts like a dam. Kyle O'Reilly steps out on to that ramp, highlights of a career full of brutal, vicious wrestling playing on the screen overhead. He's sporting a hyper-focused, volatile aura that's got this capacity crowd thinking he's about to add a few more clips to the reel.
Storming down the ramp faster than the nu metal groove can keep up with, Kyle roles under the ropes to stand tall in the center of the squared circle. He's already got a microphone in hand. He's not here to pander or play to a split crowd that can't decide whether they're too upset about how he's treating his step-sister to cheer, or here to support him in what could finally be the final chapter in this years-old feud. His full attention is on the other side of the coin. His opponent. Vincent.
Kyle points at the abandoned titantron to kick things off.
KO'R: That's not the future.
There's a smattering of applause. Kyle steamrolls is as he continues, staring down the barrel of the hard cam since there's nobody in the ring to speak with yet.
KO'R: I'm like a god damn Precog from Minority Report, Vincent. I've seen the future... and you ain't in it. You're barely even the past anymore. Every year that goes by your ghost story gets buried a little bit deeper under more and more history. I don't think any of those selfish sons of guns in that locker room even care that there ever was a nWo or that you took 'em out all by yourself... except you and me. You're trying to keep that memory alive because its the biggest, best achievement. And I'm not ever gonna forget it until you've paid for it.
He holds up his free hand, all digits lifted to count off the years since this started.
KO'R: Five years I've been waiting for the best time and place to put you down and I've finally got it now. I laid out an open challenge for Wrestlemania cause I wanted a fight to show the world who I really am. The Good Lord did me a solid and sent you out to find your justice. The gun got aimed, the trigger got pulled... the only difference between you and someone getting executed by the firing squad is you got a little bit more time to see what's about to hit you.
Those five fingers he was holding up take the shape of a gun to emphasize the message.
KO'R: I don't need you acknowledgement. Or your congrats. Or your respect. I don't even need you to come down here and face me man-to-man. I just need your blood all over my hands and face while I stand over whatever's left of your body at Wrestlemania.
Kyle lowers his mic there, breathing heavy as he looks forward to the massacre.
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Post by Fauche on Mar 9, 2024 19:05:03 GMT -6
The propulsive, enthusiastic, downright bombastic brass and woodwind's of the best band to ever blow'em blares through the PA, sonically sprawling out over the arena like the sun rising at dawn. It ain't the evening news, it ain't Sunday football - the anthemic horns serve to welcome the one and only...The "Good Guy" marches down the ramp all on her own. No Rick. No Kyle. Nobody. She's got a microphone in hand and brother, Bayley looks like she means some serious business tonight. She takes over the center of the ring and once the fans chill out with the cheering and her music fades out, The Doctor of Huganomics claps back at the scary man on the screen with a gesture up in that directionBayley: That was Sinn coming at ya live from Serial Killer Virgin Juggalo Con '24, ladies and gentlemen! Pop from the crowd for the sick burn. She keeps rolling.Bayley: Every single woman who's ever laced up a pair of boots and stepped through the ropes has run into their fair share of irredeemable, disgusting, talentless, hanger-on creeps. Its part and parcel with a career in this racket.
Of course ol' Vincent famously always has a dozen tricks stuffed up his sleeve and I'm positive he'll share some with Thing One and Thing Two. This is my Wrestlemania debut, people. I'm not gonna tell ya that just cause I'm wise to the act or because I've seen a dozen Sinn's and Abadon's over the years that I'm a hundred percent ready for what's coming. My resume is stacked pay-per-view resume lacks in sheer, unadulterated ass-kicker - whatever it lacks in experience, I'm making up for in spades with my tag team partner, the most decorated Intercontinental Champ in history, Rick Rude!Rick's reaction is mixed as a rum and coke. Bayley jumps to his defense.Bayley: Hey now, before you ju - She never gets the chance to maker her case on account of being cut off by...
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Post by Dres on Mar 9, 2024 19:42:21 GMT -6
Sinn: Well look what we’ve got heeeere, little Bayley all by herself in the ring! Hahahaha!
Sinn appears from behind the curtain now, microphone in hand and one of the machetes he was holding earlier in the other.
Sinn: Tell me, Bayley. How do you feel about clowns, hmm?
Sinn is walking down the ramp as he speaks, then stops suddenly.
Sinn: Or the living dead?
Suddenly Abadon appears in the ring with Bayley, startling her as Sinn laughs and continues his stroll to the ring. As he enters the ring, he resumes speaking.
Sinn: Now what I’d like right now is for all of you to silence yourselves so I can show you how this clown…gets down.
The crowd isn’t all that receptive to Sinn’s mockery of Rick Rude but the, “Warlord of Weird” starts swiveling his hips and smiling at Bayley anyway as Abadon moves closer to Bayley. It looks like things are going to get nasty before Mania until…
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Post by Dres on Mar 9, 2024 19:58:48 GMT -6
Suddenly a single red balloon comes floating down to the ring, Kyle taking a swing at it but he just misses and it pops. Kyle looks irritated by Vincent’s games as suddenly the voice of the man himself is heard.
Vincent: Over here, Kyle.
Kyle follows the sound of his enemy’s voice as the camera pans over and there stands Vincent in the crowd sitting on the concrete steps.
Vincent: I know you want to believe that everything you just said with such fervor and vitriol is true but the fact of the matter is, it’s not. Not even close, Kyle. And I don’t say that just for the sake of disagreeing, no, I dispute it because you’re buying into a lie. You want to believe that I’m hanging on to a dying legacy and mine is a flame a mere breath from being blown out but that’s far from the truth. The truth is, I’ve never been stronger. I’ve never been more present. I’ve never been more dangerous. Look at the list of men that have crossed me since my return to the UWF, only one of them is still here for people to speak about and that’s Drew McIntyre. Now sure, Drew did a lot of physical and cerebral damage to me, but I’m still here because I’m a survivor, and because quite frankly, I’m unkillable.
Vincent stands up.
Vincent: Face facts, Kyle, my accepting this challenge is the reason you’re going to be at Wrestlemania. Without me, you and Joey would be in the parking lot doing asinine and juvenile things and missing out on a paycheck. But that would’ve been a better outcome as it pertains to your health, because now that we’re here and putting to rest a half decade worth of differences, that health is in grave jeopardy.
Vincent smiles as he sits back down, opening the floor to Kyle again.
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