mattchewie
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Post by mattchewie on Mar 9, 2024 21:18:11 GMT -6
Rude: Alright, enough is enough...creep. The camera pans to the entrance ramp as "Ravishing" Rick Rude has began his descent down the ramp towards the ring.
Rude: First off, let's get one thing straight, Sinn. If you ever attempt an imitation of me, ever again...actually, you know what? Don't ever try it again. It's not that I'm bothered by the lack of talent or ability that you have while doing it as much as I am completely disturbed. I believe I speak for everyone in attendance, as well as those watching at home...if they haven't already changed the channel.
Rude walks up the steps and enters the ring. He blows a kiss to Bayley and winks before continuing.
Rude: Ya know, Bayley...I wouldn't even diss Shags and Violent Jay like that. Their fanbase though, absolutely. Ya know, I've been to The Gathering, 10 out of 10, would not recommend. It's full of freaks such as this!
Rude grimaces in absolute disgust as he looks over Sinn.
Rude: I believe the first stipulation that I'm going to ask for from Mr. Carter will be that you will be required to actually bathe quite regularly leading up to Wrestlemania. I believe getting the "Warlord of Way-out-of-his-league" and his questionable hygiene will be the first item on our agenda here. I'm not exactly sure why Vincent honestly believes that this will prove as a distraction for Kyle? Even with those machetes, ya'll are still vastly out of your leagues. Hell, I'm confident that even Eric could handle the two of you, by himself!
Rude gets completely disgusted by his final look over of the two standing before him.
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Post by Dres on Mar 10, 2024 11:55:54 GMT -6
Sinn: Out of our leagues? I guess you weren’t listening before when I said this wasn’t going to be a regular match. In other words, it’s not about who has the best wrestling ability, because you can’t wrestle your way out of what we have in store, you can only hope to survive it! Hahahaha! But I understand, you’ve got a big head, it’s just who you are as a person. But trust me when I say your ego is going to be the downfall of both of you. I guess you could say you’re in for your own, “Rude Awakening”. Hahahahaha!
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Post by Fauche on Mar 10, 2024 13:23:22 GMT -6
KO'R: Oh is it? Is it? Is my healthy in grave jeopardy?? Is that what's going on, Vincent? Huh? Grave friggin jeopardy?Kyle blows a big ol' raspberry cause that's the dumbest thing he's heard all day.KO'R: Shove your "grave jeopardy" up your ass, you two-bit Halloween Town extra. Your kill list only looks impressive when you stand as far away from it as you are from me now. Like... pssh... good for you for picking the scraps off the bones of a couple washed ex-champs last year. Yeah, sure, I had some ups and downs, but I never stopped testing myself against the actual best guys in the world. I'd be ashamed to crush down a buncha cans and call that recycled junk a crown.KO'R: Last time you stepped into the ring against real competition, you got your head caved in. That's a tough pill to swallow. And hey, ya know, I had to swallow my share of tough pills at the Rumble, too. Difference is, when I shook off some dead weight to get my focus where it needed to be, I didn't just change my name and my shirt. You're looking at whole different kinda Kyle O'Reilly. What I did to Sinn was just the tip.
Whatever you're calling yourself now, you're still the same arrogant son of a bitch who thinks he's the only dangerous man in the game. I've been waiting forever to show you why you're not. There's no course correction or gimmick flip or cheat code that could help you enough to survive what I've got for you at Mania.
You come at me with your "grave jeopardy". I'm coming at you with two fists wrapped up in barbed-wire. Ever time I punch your face, I'm ripping off a little bit of skin until what's left is bones and blood and I'm gonna stomp through that mess like an effing mud puddle. When I'm done it'll be like when mom and dad turn on the lights in the kid's room and prove that the scary monster in the corner wasn't anything besides a shadow and a mistake.
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Post by Fauche on Mar 10, 2024 13:36:30 GMT -6
Bayley: Oh... Sinn... sweetheart... there's no kinda stipulation or caveat or twist you can bring to this fight that's gonna give you the edge. If this were like... I dunno... maybe a "Roll Around In The Elephant Shit at The Circus" contest then yeah, sure, I guess you'd probably have us beat there. Lets not pretend that you and TikTok Goth Girl over there stand a chance against us under any other circumstance.The "Good Guy" treats herself a look at The Ravishing One. She nods in his direction, bringing all eyes to Rude as she carries on.Bayley: Look at him. He's the Intercontinental Champion. Its not his first time. Rick held that belt longer than anyone and racked up record defenses against any and all comers. Him and Eric got a solution for every problem. If you sickos wanna try and take things up a notch, I'd thank ya to keep in mind that you're looking at one of the very few people in this company who can call herself a WARGAMES WINNER. Two rings, dozens of weapons and a cage way sturdier than the one you chewed your way out of to be here tonight. Now there's a resume to stand on. Certainly better than any tough talk from the guy who got his ass literally lit up by Kyle O'Reilly the other day.She wraps it up with that zinger, which gets itself a dece little pop from that crowd.
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Post by Dres on Mar 10, 2024 14:01:54 GMT -6
Vincent stands up and starts walking down the steps.
Vincent: It’s funny hearing you refer to Mom and Dad because every time you bark your threats, you still look and act like that kid that either got sent to bed without dinner or had his dinner and was told no dessert. It’s comical, but it’s also pitiful, but more than that…it’s insulting. It’s insulting that you think your name belongs in the same conversation and breath as mine as men that are dangerous and should be feared and avoided. You stand there and pat yourself on the back for testing yourself against what you call real competition but tell me, how did that shake out for you? How did you fare in those encounters?
Vincent arrives at the ringside barricade as he hops over it before continuing.
Vincent: And you also say that if you were in my shoes, you’d be ashamed to lay claim to what I call a crown. Well I don’t need your acknowledgment any more than you need mine. In other words, what you call pearls and what you call piles, it makes no difference to me. The shame though, you should be ashamed to be such a hypocrite because you talk about shedding dead weight and still pal around with the deadest of dead weight in Joey Janela. If you gave sentience and life to a dumbbell and immediately killed it in cold blood, that still wouldn’t be as much dead weight as Joey is.
Vincent climbs up onto the apron, steps through the ropes, and stands across from Kyle.
Vincent: But what happens to you ultimately isn’t going to be a result of the company you keep. Sure it’ll have something to do with it but it all comes down to who you are as a man. You want to be the real Kyle O’Reilly, which, by the way, is far more arrogant than anything I’ve done or said, then you get to pay the cost that comes with it. In the end, whether you’re the real Kyle O’Reilly or the background character that used to carry Larry Sweeney’s bags, all you’ll go down in history as is another body in my extensive burial plot.
Because I know how badly you want to make history, and that’s why you want this fight. You can discount me and my accomplishments with your best attempts, but even you know that I’m a legend in the UWF. And what would be better for Kyle O’Reilly’s stock than destroying the legend of the former Vinny Marseglia, hmm? I can see it in your eyes, you want that. You’re practically salivating about the thought of carrying out your threats. But you aren’t the only one that’s got his wading boots on. Only I’m not going to stomp on you like you’re a mud puddle, I’m going to make you a blood puddle and then stomp to my heart’s content.
Vincent smiles as his eyes widen.
Vincent: As for what you did to Sinn, well…
Vincent snickers.
Vincent: With all due respect to my clown compatriot, he’s not me, and you’re a fool if you think you can judge how you’re going to fare against me because of how well you did against him. I’m going to lacerate you all over your body with the barbed wire and torture you with how slowly I make you bleed out. You’ll be begging for death to come and me? I’ll be bringing you right to the brink but never all the way there.
Vincent puts his hand on Kyle’s shoulder.
Vincent: Just remember, when you’re bleeding like you’ve never bled before and excruciating agony is coursing through your body like raging rapids: you asked for this.
Vincent lowers his arm from Kyle’s shoulder and lowers the arm holding the microphone as well.
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Post by Dres on Mar 10, 2024 14:14:56 GMT -6
Sinn laughs.
Sinn: Well aren’t the two of you just a bunch of comedians? Hahaha! But not only that, you’re a clout chaser, too, Bayley! “I’m not relevant enough on my own, let me name drop my stepbrother!” and then all the sheeple cheer and you feel good about yourself again! Yes, very funny stuff, especially the part about elephant shit because that’s what Rick there is trying to pull you out of by his being here but let’s face it: DING DONG! The end is near! Hahahahaha!
Sinn starts running around the inside of the ring saying that very thing over and over.
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mattchewie
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Post by mattchewie on Mar 10, 2024 19:53:01 GMT -6
Rude lets out a guffaw and covers his mouth whenever he realizes how audible it was over the microphone.
Rude: Clout chaser? You really want to call her a clout chaser? What is your claims to fame? Huh? Oh, that's right...attaching yourselves to one of the most feared world champions in the history of this company. Aside from that, what have you got? UWF's worst hygiene? UWF's worst gimmick? UWF's biggest waste of space? You had best thank whatever you hold as a higher power, thank those pocket knives that you have draped over your shoulders...whatever the hell you want to thank that this isn't going to be a wrestling match. Cuz boy howdy, would you be in for a world of hurt. I'll be the first to admit, my familiarity with utilizing weapons inside of a wrestling ring isn't that polished...but the only weapons that I will need are right here.
Rude holds up his two fists.
Rude: I don't need to recount every tale from back in the day of just how legit of a badass I was outside of the ring. There are thousands of videos out there of people stating just that. However, I don't recall signing up to face two circus clowns in this match? So far, that's all that I've had the misfortune of being presented with. Bayley and I are of a bit of a higher caliber than the curtain jerkers that the two of you are used to struggling against. Now, I'm not too sure of what type of shit the two of you get into with Vincent...knowing him, even I would be afraid to take a stab at it. But I'm going to ask you to collect what few brain cells you have floating around in that noggin of yours and gain some composure. Because right now, all we can see is that there are very few left, and they're all vying to see just who truly is the most idiotic. Brain cells, that is. I'll have to keep reminding myself to keep my words at less than two syllables and at least below a fourth grade reading level just for it to actually register in your minds of what I am saying. Now, I'm not sure if your momma had a bit too much to drink while she was pregnant with you or if she just tried to vacate her womb with a homemade cocktail for you to come out looking AND acting like that, but I'm going to ask you nice...and slow....what chance do you actually have in even lasting longer than a minute in this match with Bayley and I?
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AndyDNU
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Post by AndyDNU on Mar 11, 2024 11:16:49 GMT -6
Drew McIntyre: Yeah, the undisputed champ of your own little world of delusion…McIntyre clearly isn’t impressed with Knight’s take on proceedings, although there does appear to be a mild degree of understanding as to where he’s coming from and why. Drew McIntyre: I get it though, you need to go out of your way in order to try and make the most of this moment and sell the belief both to yourself and everyone that watches the show on a weekly basis that you can in fact do this. The problem is that the only people who are buying into that vision are you and a small handful of clueless morons who are either failing or outright refusing to grasp the unwavering nature of the hell that’s standing in front of you right now. Because anyone with a sensible head sat above their shoulders knows that this isn’t gonna go the way you oh so desperately want it to. That’s the very reason why last year’s Rumble winner ended up failing as champion. Not because of his lack of ability, but because when it came time for him to face the most destructive force that the UWF has ever seen, he simply didn’t possess the means in order to counter or stop it.Clearly valuing his personal space, McIntyre takes a step back and starts slowly walking back and forth along a section of the ring whilst continuing to set things straight in his mind. Drew McIntyre: But I’m meant to stand here and believe that the ‘L…A…Knight effect’ can be the difference maker? You, the same L…A…Knight that supposedly co-main evented last year’s Wrestlemania, but then actually ended up not main eventing another UWF show again until after you’d nabbed the number 30 spot in this year’s Rumble... Have you considered that the reason why the Medal debacle keeps getting brought back up is because up until December it was the only thing that gave you any sort of real relevancy around here? Sure enough you’ve managed to gain my full attention these last couple of months with your recent upturn in form and fortunes, but you’ll forgive me if still I appear somewhat pessimistic about your chances and how effective I actually consider you to be, given that you are entering into the nastiest of situations and are relying purely on perseverance in order to try and accomplish a miracle against a dominant reigning champion that has barely put a foot wrong in all the time that you’ve been faltering and fumbling around the place.Drew McIntyre: You mentioned before about taking WARHORSE out of the picture, but as I recall that all stemmed from you throwing your toys out of the playpen after he ended up getting one over on you, again… Now on one hand it did pretty much render the Money in the Bank contract redundant, but on the other hand it basically proved that taking advantage of someone at the end of a contest is your strongest play. And like you said already, that's a fact I now know all too well after I seemingly struck a nerve by breaking your bag carrier’s full nelson hold and leaving his carnival act in the mud where it belongs. Sure enough you were able to turn a negative into a positive that night, but it just further emphasizes what most of us already know, and that’s that you’re a sad, desperate little man that will more than happily go to the lowest of extraordinary lengths in order to get what you want. Because when it comes to showcasing incredible talent, you simply don’t have what it takes to hang with the best on a consistent basis.This time it’s the Scotsman that decides to get in the challenger’s face as he goes back to where he’s standing, taking a moment to look at the threat from head to toe before resuming. Drew McIntyre: That desperation is so painstakingly obvious though that there’s really no point in you even bothering to make the effort to try and hide it. I would say that the clearest thing here in all of this which hasn’t yet been addressed is just how badly you need this win. Not for the reasons that you’ve given already, but because of the necessity to justify hyping and bigging yourself up in the way that you do. I mean, what good is a so-called ‘Megastar’ if he hasn’t got something that actually proves that’s the case? By getting to the main event of the biggest show of the year you’ve at least created the opportunity to take your sink or swim moment and face it head on, but you would do well to appreciate that your odds of successfully navigating that journey successfully is significantly reduced when you’re entering into and sharing the same waters that contain the biggest and deadliest shark of them all.Drew McIntyre: I say it again purely for emphasizing the point that this Wrestlemania doesn’t belong to you and your oversized ego. All you are is a supporting cast member in the ongoing feature length production that I have the leading role in. You exist only for the purpose of giving me something meaningful to do. And whilst you may not like to hear that, on the flip side, I don’t like to think of potential future scenarios where you somehow do manage to take my championship, only to then try and use it as a means of achieving a greater level of superstardom which goes beyond that of being a UWF wrestler. I mean, why else would you label yourself with such fancy sounding nicknames if you didn’t believe in your own hype and thought of yourself as someone that could find greater success outside of this company? Perhaps I’ve got it wrong and you’ll gladly shoot me down by telling me that you’re in this one for the long run, but speaking as someone that’s worked tirelessly to be the best and elevate the prestige of the UWF Title to new levels, I need you to understand why I can’t leave anything in this situation to chance.McIntyre lowers the microphone and the stare off between him and Knight resumes.
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Post by Dres on Mar 11, 2024 18:09:12 GMT -6
Sinn stops and looks at Rude.
Sinn: What chance do we have? Let me flip that question and ask what chance the two of you have. Because when that bell rings, Abadon and I are coming for your jugulars. This isn’t about outwrestling you, this is about hurting you as badly as we can hurt you. You’ve got a chip on your shoulder and a championship on the other and you think you’re God’s gift to wrestling and women on top of that but you’re about to find out those things mean nothing, and in your final moments, the world will see you for who you truly are. But you consider us to be pushovers, easy prey. Well to that I say HAHAHAHAHA! We might not have your resumes, but it’s going to be far from an easy day at the office getting past us. And even if you doooo, you’ll be marked with the memory of it forevermore. Hahahaha HA!
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rawisrey
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Forever
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Post by rawisrey on Mar 11, 2024 22:54:50 GMT -6
Tyler Breeze spins around on the stage and shows his gorgeous model look towards the arena, before he turns and looks up at his phone extended out in his hand. Next to him walks out Alexa Bliss and behind him steps the Giant Omos, Breeze points at his hair and Bliss immediately reaches up and combs his golden locks straight before Breeze begins to walk down to the ring with his Breezetourage in tow. As Breeze pauses at the bottom of the ramp and gives the crowd a glimpse at his good looks, Bliss continues walking around the ring and climbs up onto the ring apron. Breeze follows and as Bliss twirls her legs through the ropes Breeze spins his under the ropes so he lands laying across the the ring apron while Bliss is on the bottom rope leaning over.
Bliss hops off the ropes and Breeze rolls into the ring doing a model strut in the middle of the ring, turning and stepping center ring before facing the hard camera in time with his music. He holds out an open hand and Bliss places a microphone in it as she snaps her fingers and the music fades away. Tyler Breeze: Over the past couple months I've had to deal with so many tiresome things. It started with getting screwed by the referees at the Royal Rumble who didn't check any replays and just said that my feet landed before K.Y. And it continued with Leakee Lames getting all kinds of meddled just because I had a working agreement with 'his' 'wiseman'. I mean, you got rid of him anyways I don't know what the problem is there, also I don't know why you had to bring it out to the public and upset people in my camp who didn't know about it. And then it was all followed up with teaming and sharing the spotlight with Total Chumpa, and now he's got this high horse he's riding on since then. And to make it all worse, it's caused...It's caused all the attention to fade away from Me. I defeated the Wrestlemania Main Event in singles competition one after the other, I then defeated the Wrestlemania Main Event Together. I've been unpinned and unsubmitted for near a decade, and yet what is everyone talking about? Drew Drew and K.Y? boo, i already beat them multiple times who cares. Kenny and the Horror Cringe? Lame, I beat them Both already as well. Chumpa winning a match? Sure it's a once in a blue moon event but like, he only won because of me. Leakee Lames being all grumps? Whatever, he's a dumb dumb grump all the time anyways. But No one is talking about Tyler Breeze, and I am absolutely over it.Breeze pauses and looks up at his phone to maintain a positive attitude by having something gorgeous to look at. Over everything, because I'm beyond all these little feuds. Leakee, you want to get all high an uppity about your family getting paychecks from me, maybe you should have been a Better Tribal Chief. Hell if you were half the man you think you are, you would have just accepted my offer yourself when it was offered to you, but you had to be above it. You didn't want to share any of your knowledge, so guess what? I bought that knowledge. And hell, turns out I didn't even need to because you were such a tremendous dumb dumb that you eventually Threw out that knowledge. And now look at you, Questioning the validity of Solo Sikoa.Breeze pauses for a moment, as Bliss' eyes go wide as he turns to Breeze, as Tyler normally never gets anyones name right so why would he for Solo.Ya know you pay that guy to back you up, but what you really should be doing is listening to him. The insight he has...If you ask me, he is the one holding that table you're the head of standing. Worth every penny, fact of the matter is... You've been using family to get to where you are. I did the honorable thing, and I paid the best of the best to give me a leg up in this business. And now I stand before you, undefeated, unsullied, Perfection Personified. While you are spiraling out of control, losing your wits and aligning yourself with people outside of your true family. I'm already in your head, and if you look back at the tape...I've yet to speak a word to you. Of course that is, a word since 2016. Fun fact for all you nerdy historians out there, back in 2016...Mr. Lames was the International Heavyweight Champion around these parts. He was the head big dog man guy whatever, and while he was World Champion he faced Tyler Breeze one on one on a show called Nitro...and he was pinned by me. I've proven I'm better than Lames for years now, and back then he didn't have all this turmoil going on at home. Now he's got so many questions left unanswered in his own camp...So when you come out here, looking over your shoulder...that's when you're going to learn that you always have to keep your eyes on Breeze. Not just because of the beautiful sight, but because of the Beaut-Y Shot. Tyler Breeze smirks and holds his phone up high to get a good angle of his good looks, cocking an eyebrow before he seems to remember. Oh yeah and then there's Chumpa. Breeze lowers his mic and continues looking at himself, the pause is so long it's as if he's finished speaking and we're done hearing from him. That is until he looks towards the crowd and then the camera and speaks up. Sorry...were you expecting more on that? Well what a coincidence, that's the feeling everyone has after Chumpa performs. The Expectation of more, but with Nothing to show for it. I made him the talk of the week by guiding him by the hand to a victory over the UWF Champion, something I've already accomplished by the by, and now he thinks he's some big shot who belongs in the conversation. The only conversation you belong in Chumps, is one about the dangers of rabies. I took you out of the Rumble, I got the victory over you one on one, and I lead you to victory something you keep failing to do on your own. So as far as I see it, you're only in this match because I'm so damn good looking...you look good by standing around my aura. But it's time to get off my designer coattails, and be brought back down to reality. Wrestlemania isn't about you proving yourself to everyone, it's not about Leakee asserting his dominance. WrestleMania is the biggest spotlight there is...and it is about taking MY Spotlight back. Both of you have been leeching off of it for weeks now, and as a result I've been relegated to being an afterthought. Which makes this a different match for the two of you, because if you look through my entire career here in the UWF...you can see names like:Breeze holds an open hand out for Bliss, as she's better at remembering uggos names than him.Alexa Bliss: Brock Lesnar, Daniel Bryan, Bobby Fish, Wheeler Yuta, Dolph Ziggler, Ricky Steamboat, Matt Morgan, The Miz, Steve Blackman, Kyle O'-Tyler Breeze speaks up to interrupt the list.Tyler Breeze: And Countless, countless others. Look through them all and see why exactly you never try and taek the spotlight away from me. Because it doesn't matter how big, tough, skilled, or crazy you are. There is one constant in this company and it has been constant for not days, not weeks, and not Months but for Years. And that is, Tyler Breeze, Always wins in the end. And would you look at the time, it's just about the end for the two of you uggos. See you at the afterparty.
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