Wrestlemania 13 Card

[gunn]

Shadow Moses plays over the speaker as Ciampa walks out onto stage with that new favorite equalizer of his, the Steel Chair, in hand, however the chair now has some spray paint on it. On one side it has Ciampa standing above a defeated Tyler and Roman and then he flips it around and shows a spray painted image of Drew McIntyre lying on the ground and the words “Champion Slayer” below it. Ciampa holds it alot for the crowd to see, who immediately boo Ciampa who shrugs it off and begins walking down the ramp, along the way keeping that steel chair held high so everyone can see it. Reaching the ring, Ciampa looks up and into the ring and see’s the imposing trio in front of him but as usual the psycho slides into the ring and grabs a mic off a ring technician and places his chair in a corner, opening it up and sitting down in it.

Ciampa: You know Tyler its always interesting listening to you speak because your mouth goes on and on for ages but nothing of note ever comes out of it. You’ve been calling me Chumpa for weeks but the only chump in this ring is you. You can’t even claim to be undefeated in your return arc now because a real man in Rick Rude beat you, so now you’ve lost your streak, you’ve lost every right to call yourself the spotlight of this match. While you were toiling away in the midcard i’ve been main eventing almost every Revolution of the year so far and taking the champion to his limit and then in front of his hometown left him laying in the middle of the ring, something not you or Roman could ever do. If not for LA Knight getting involved, we’d be walking into Wrestlemania without a champion to defend his title.

The crowd boos Ciampa for this.

Ciampa: Boo me all you want people, you know its true. The only reason Drew beat me is because I decided to take mercy on the poor sap and get myself DQ’d, just like I took mercy on you all those weeks ago that started all this, Roman getting involved in my business, walking round here like he has an ounce of legitimacy to his name but he doesn’t, the only way Roman beat me is because you had your man servant distract me and he got a lucky Spear. Lets take a poll, out of all the people in this match who has actually pinned Drew McIntyre since he became champion.

Ciampa raises his hand and does a mock shock face

Ciampa: Oh look at that its only me, the guy that you all wrote off weeks ago as nothing but bottom feeding scum looking for the scraps that you guys drop, well i’ve taken those scraps and I got a full fucking meal out of them and now look were its got me, in one of the biggest matches of the year at the biggest event of the year against two guys who claim to be my betters based off what huh. Made up titles and a modeling career that fizzled out years ago and now you need to claw back some relevance in the only place that you even mattered for a second and its been a second too long Tyler, so at Wrestlemania, when you and Roman are staring at the lights and i’m over you both with my hands raised, you’ll know that all the weeks of main event Ciampa weren’t  for nothing, they were must see TV because when i’m in the ring, all these puppets know they’re going to get one hell of a match.

The crowd boos escalate.

Ciampa: Seems they don’t like the truth and the truth of the matter is that you all have underestimated me since the Rumble and its cost you all dearly because now you need to deal with me in a triple threat match, a match were I can truly let loose, were my chair here can finally get the respect she deserves and be let loose like the wild animal that she is and a triple threat means Chaos, an environment that we all know I thrive in. Lets rewind to Bad Blood 2021, since you like bringing up the past so much Tyler. Me vs Warhorse in a Fans Bring the Weapons match. We cause chaos in this very ring and in the end only one man was left standing.

Ciampa points to himself

Ciampa: Me. Despite all the damn punishment I took, going through light tubes and landing on concrete, my medically repaired neck taking damage, I was the one who stood tall because I thrive in an environment like this. See regular matches hamper my abilities. I’m a great wrestler don’t get me wrong but the chaos, that’s my home. That’s my domain and since this is a triple threat there is gonna be a lot of chaos i’m going to spill out and your pretty little face and Romans bravado aren’t going to be able to last against it because you don’t know this type of warzone like I do. We all saw what I did to Swerve at the Rumble with that Ice Skate, when the rules go out the window, The Blackheart is at home and what you don’t want is a comfy Ciampa because I will do everything in my power, even if I send you and Roman to the damn hospital, i’ll do everything and anything to win.

Ciampa raises a finger

Ciampa: However, this does mean one thing, triple threat as I said means no DQ and I find myself in a slight disadvantage, you have Omos and Roman has Solo. At any time they see you two have any issues i’m sure they will insert themselves into the match and try to give one of you an easier path to victory. Now i’ve made it clear that the only person I know I can truly rely on is me but I would be an idiot not to realize the obvious disadvantages that come with that, so I did what any smart man does and I went out there scouting and I found someone that can match the size of Omos and the power of Solo Sikoa.

The crowd oohs at this as Ciampa looks up to the ramp and smirks before going back to the mic.

Ciampa: Oh you really thought i’d bring him out now and give you guys a chance to prepare. I bet Roman is sitting back in his tribal hidey hole right now having second thoughts about coming out here. Well don’t worry “Tribal Queef”, my man won’t be here tonight, nah you guys want to see him you’ll need to watch Rebellion. Sorry folks but I'm a smart guy at the end of the day and a smart man knows when to shut up when its good for him but trust me Tyler and Roman, wherever you are, my guy makes your guys look like nothing but kids.

Ciampa leans back in the chair and smirks.

Ciampa: So in short Tyler and again Roman, when you find your sack and come out to join us, remember that you’re entering a chaotic match with a man with nothing to lose and everything to gain. You’re both imagining a Fairytale ending at Mania where one of you gets your hand raised but i’m the ender of stories in this company and both of yours is coming to an end this Sunday and my story well, it’ll just be beginning.

Ciampa lowers his mic and reclines back in his seat, looking across at Tyler and Co with a shit eating grin on his face.

[Tapout]

Kevin Owens

Sami, I did think you were world title material. We all did. For 20 years we all waited for you to show the world. We all waited for you to be the guy but you never did it. You know I hate admitting when I'm wrong but I was wrong Sami. You're not world champion material. It's why you hold on so tightly to a fake championship of a dead division because it's the closest you're ever going to get. It's why you obsess with small meaningful stats. Shortest elimination? So what? Whoopee! Longest reigning champion of a fake belt? Good for you. While you feast on crumbs some of us are trying to make real history and win real titles… again. 

I had everything on a silver platter? What exactly would that be? I've been trying to fight my way to the top and you've been trying your hardest to keep me at the bottom. Have I had championship opportunities? Have I had main events? I haven't had anything since coming back because you keep screwing me out of matches. I lost to Becky. I lost to Eddie Guerrero. I lost to Carmello Hayes. And in all of those matches there's one common denominator. You. So what are you going to do when it's just me and you in the ring? What are you going to do when you can't sneak attack me? Every rat eventually gets caught and you're a rat Sami! 

WrestleMania will be a turning point for both of us. After I stun you and beat you I can finally start my climb to the top. You'll go back to your world of delusion where you're a made up champion and go bother someone else. The view is pretty nice at the top but you wouldn't know anything about that. But if you strain that little chicken neck of yours and look up maybe you'll see me waving down at you. 

[Evolution J]

The scene opens with “Melo Don’t Miss” by Def Rebel hits as Carmelo Hayes and Trick Williams come out with a smirk on his face to a chorus of boos. The two men walk down the entrance ramp and they stop in the middle of the entrance ramp. Trick Williams points to Carmelo Hayes as Carmelo Hayes flexes his muscles and you can hear the women screaming while the guys boo them. Then they wink the ladies before they continue to walk down the entrance ramp and they turn to the right. They walk up the steel steps and they walk along the ring ropes as they stop in the middle. They walk through the ropes as they get into the ring and they both stand in the middle of the ring. Carmello walks up to the turnbuckle as he shows off his muscle and punches his fist into the air while Trick is shown pointing at Carmello Hayes. Then Carmello gets down from the turnbuckle and he walks to the middle of the ring. Carmello’s theme music stops playing as the ring announcer hands both Carmelo Hayes and Trick Williams microphones.

Trick Williams: What's up Tampa, Florida. It's ya boy Trick and Carmelo Hayes. How ya doing tonight? Ya know what tonight it's right? It’s WrestleMania baby! Ya know a lot of things have changed since my boy’s lost to JD and Vincent. I have been on a roll of late. Melo has defeated both Mighty Caleb and Kevin Owens in singles matches back to back. Ya know you have seen my boy Melo defeated the current UWF Television Champion Mighty Caleb last week. Now tonight is the huge matchup for the UWF Television Championship. Ya know Melo has been waiting for an opportunity like this ever since he debuted here in UWF. Ya know my boy is well ready and prepared. But the question is are his opponents ready? It seems most of them are ready while others are just too scared to admit they ain’t ready for the big one. Ya, you know who you are. We are talking about Jamie Hayter and Eddie Guerreor. Ya both have been talking big as of late. Yet tonight, Nobody has ever heard a peep of ya both. I guess that just means ya both are not well mentally or physical ready for the championship match tonight. But it is ok because my boy Melo is gonna teach ya both a huge lesson on how it means to become a real champion since he already got the skills for it. Unlike you two and the rest. We all know Cleb has already talked a big game that he can’t be defeated and he prays it on the so-called gods of ragnarok. We all know that is just a huge delusional imagination that the All Mighty Caleb caught himself in a web in. That is why he honestly doesn’t want to admit to himself that he is just a regular human being like everyone else. But no. He enjoyed his fantasy of becoming a Vikking and believing there is a Ragnock and that he is friends with Thor himself. It looks like to me Caleb must be really out there if ya know what I mean. That is why he is gonna lose focus on what is really important in the match. That just proves he has a huge chance of losing his UWF Television Championship to my boy Carmelo Hayes tonight. There is no chance in hell he will walk out of WrestleMania tonight as the UWF Television Champion. Ya better believe his fantasy of Viking dreams are gonna end when Melo wakes the poor guy up with a huge wake up call and introduces him to the real world. Yes, Ya boy Melo is gonna defeat Mighty Caleb once again and there isn’t a damn thing he can do about it. He can ask for help from the false imaginary gods of Ragnock if he wants. All he is gonna realize is that he just got whooped by the future himself tonight.

Now as for Finn Balor it is concerning. As much as we respect Finn Balor as a wrestler. The guy is a former Television Champion in the past. So we know he has been on a roll ever since he returned. It seems to me that he thinks my boy Melo doesn’t have skills to prove he can defeat him and the rest of the other opponents for the UWF Television Championship. I will have to win the lottery if I bet on his false belief any day. But Finn Balo must be joking. The guy is so talented and he must really be way too overconfident at the moment. But it is ok because my boy is gonna do what he does best. That proves to everyone that has doubted him like Finn Balor wrong. Time and Time again, there is always a bad apple where nobody believes in greatness. Finn Balor doesn’t understand how it feels to be pure greatness because he doesn’t have it. Only my boy has the it factor and that is why he is the future. He is gonna prove once again after he makes a huge joke out of Finn Balor, Caleb, Jamie and Eddie Guerrero tonight. When he defeated them all and came out of Wrestlemania as the new UWF Television Champion. Then everyone will have no choice but to realize that greatness is standing right before them and they have to get used to seeing the future of UWF is already here. But enough about me. Let the man of the hour speak.

Carmelo Hayes: Yo listen. I honestly have to be honest. Everyone is just hating me man. They already know you are right, my brother. But they don’t want to admit it. But deep down, they know we are always telling the truth. Trick is right. Trick has been telling us the truth and ya refused to believe it. Ya are just a bunch of haters. Ya see what has been going down as of late. I have proven to ya I ain’t no joke. I already have proven I am not a one hit wonder like that bastard Ricochet. I have beaten both Caleb and Kevin Owens. So why don’t you guys just open your eyes and see the light right now. Ya got to witness that greatness is standing right in front of ya. But ya are way too blind to see it. Now I already am hearing a lot of hatred from ya and from all my opponents. But it doesn’t hurt me at all. I am all good. I ain’t got nothing to worry about my brother. Ya see I have a huge opportunity to win the Television Championship against Caleb, Finn Balor, Jamie Hayter, and Eddie Guerrero. But let me tell ya something. I ain’t sweaty at all. I have already beaten Jamie, Caleb, and Eddie Guerrero. It is all good. But as for the Prince himself. Ya think I am afraid of the leader of the Judgement Day? Please. Ain’t nobody afraid of him. Sure, he has been popu;ar in the indies and has been on a winning streak as of late.

That doesn’t surprise me at all. Besides everyone knows he is the same guy who along his Judgement Day got taken out by Randy Orton. So keep that in mind. Ya better know Finn may think my skills are no match for the Prince himself. Finn, I ain’t surprised at your statement at all. Ya are not the only one that have doubted my wrestling skills. Everyone that I have competed against have done the same. I have proven time and time again that I am one of the best. There isn’t no doubt I am way more capable of matching your wrestling skills in the Television Championship match. I have no problem proving you and everyone else wrong. Ya see I have proven that to the Mighty Caleb and he has slipped. It just proves to me that he has a weakness like every other opponent in this match. I am pretty sure your weakness will be exposed soon enough and you will fall once again like every other opponent that has doubted me in UWF. Ya is just another fork in the road that I have to get past tonight. As talented as you are. There aren't any chances in hell I am gonna let a former TV Champion like yourself steal this championship opportunity from me tonight. I got plans brother. I always have something up my sleeves. Ya and everyone better be really prepared because i’m gonna come hitting ya all hard. I am gonna prove to ya and to everyone else there isn’t anything that is going to stop me from winning the UWF Television Championship tonight. I have worked my ass off through blood and sweat every single day. I didn’t do it for these so-called fans. They have been hating me ever since I debuted. I have been doing this for myself and I have made sure to prove to everyone that I am one of the brightest future superstars of UWF.

So it doesn’t matter how many people you have in your Judgement day group, The results will always be the same and the difference about the results is you won’t be coming out on top. It's gonna be ya boy that is standing right here. Ya seen Finn Balor. It is only going to become your judgment day of reckoning when you fall from grace again. Ya is going to fail to capture the Television Championship again unlike me. Ya is just going to come out like everyone else in the match, nothing but a loser.

All mighty Caleb, I have already proven you wrong before. I will do it once again. I have proven ya ain’t nothing but a fraud. Why do ya have to keep lying to ya self? Just admit ya can’t handle that I am a better competitor and champion than ya. Ya ain’t got nothing on me man. I have already proven that ya just another imposter and using that Television Championship to mess with these fans. But no, ya don’t want to admit it to ya self that. Ya still think ya is still a real UWF Television Champion. I hate to break it to ya buddy. Ya better wake up and smell the coffee bro. Ya better stop living in that fantasy Viking dream world and wake up to the real world. I guess I got to knock some more real sense in ya to wake up again. Oh well, it's ya lose Caleb. That is just going to give me a huge opportunity to steal your precious UWF Television Championship tonight. So ya better shine it real nice and good because it's coming to the future tonight.

Jamie and Eddie Guerreo. What else can I say? I believe you are both at a loss of words? I haven’t heard anything from you both since you both won your respective matches. So I guess a cat already got both of ya tongues. But it is ok. I honestly completely understand that you are both afraid to step into this very ring with me again. Ya already know I have embarrassed both of ya easily. The same results will be the same outcome for both of ya. Ya can bring your bodyguard Rhea is ya want Jamie. It doesn’t matter whatcha do. Melo will always come out on top when it comes to wrestling both ya and Mr. Latino Heat. I am gonna enjoy whooping both of ya asses again tonight. So everyone please just remember one thing and I hope y'all listen really clearly. I ain’t gonna tell ya the same thing twice because I ain’t gonna repeat myself again if ya have trouble hearing problems. Whenever Melo shoots, Melo doesn't miss. After ya get defeated easily and have pin ya shoulders on the mat for the three count. At the end of the night, everyone is going to witness that ya future has just been ended by your future UWF Television Champion and ya got pin by the future of UWF and that future is him.

The scene fades and ends with Carmelo Hayes with a smile on his face.

[Jimmy Uso]

The Camera opens up to an arena full of anxious UWF fans in The Raymond James

Center in Tampa, Florida. The arena is pretty much filled up to the top and you can feel

the excitement in the place. Suddenly we hear... Viva La Raza!!! The fans begin to go crazy

and jump to their feet as the music of UWF Superstar Eddie Guerrero is played through the

loud speakers. The lowrider appears through the curtain in the arena and the crowd erupts

into an even louder chant of Eddie! Eddie!''

Eddie gets out of the truck and struts down the aisle. Eddie uses his Latino

Heat to make the girls crazy as he climbs to the apron and through the ropes. Eddie climbs a

turnbuckle and poses for the crowd before taking a microphone and beginning to speak.

Latino Heat| Eddie Guerrero: - Ladies and Gents, UWF proudly presents, it's dose of Latino

Heat.... Eddie Guerrero!! How Holmes, I wanted to come in front of all of you hear today to

share something very special with you. Now, as all of you essays here know, Sunday night at

WrestleMania thirteen I will be add my first UWF accomplishment to my trophy case, The TV

Championship! So I have decided that today, I will share with all of you....... the

accomplishments of Eddie Guerrero!! Now, first off, I want all of you essay's to know that the

Latino Heat has been all over the world. As most all of you know, I was a major star in

Mexico at one time. I continued on in my family's tradition as a lucha libre wrestler. I was

flying off top ropes, making people submit, a frog splash here. a frog splash there and Wam,

Latino greatness!! I then moved to the US and began to establish myself as a major

lightweight wrestler in the UWF man. I was wrestling guys like Kevin Owens, Finn Balor Jamie Hayter and Carmelo Hayes The Mighty Caleb, and the list goes on and on. The number of

people that i used as stepping stones to where I'm at today could fill the Pacific Ocean man.

in the UWF I wasn't exactly a fan favorite like i am today. that's right it's hard to believe,

but everybody didn't love Latino Heat then like they do now!! (crowd pop) I tell you what

Holmes, I'm gonna bring out another legend of professional wrestling right now. I'm gonna

bring out the master of Women's wrestling. Senorita's, give it up for Eve Guerrero Torres!!!

- Eve Torres music hit's and the Woman of Wonder of the

UWF comes down the aisle as the fans go crazy. Eve walks up on the steel steps into the ring and raise her hand in the air Eddie is clapping and showing his respect for his Wife the Women's legend.

Latino Heat| Eddie Guerrero: Hey mamacita!! Check out the crowd here woman!!

Hoeski| Eve Guerrero Torres: They're great papi. but Eddie, the fans are always great, Right

here... in Tampa, Florida!! (huge crowd pop)

Latino Heat| Eddie Guerrero: you're right mamacita Eve, I was just telling all of these great

fans about the huge career I've had. we've been everywhere from Mexico, to UWF to Rebellion. is

there anything you see vitally important to add my accomplishments?

Hoeski| Eve Guerrero Torres: Well if you win the one night at Wrestle Mania thirteen this Sunday you'll become TV Champion of the UWF.

Latino Heat| Eddie Guerrero: you're right mamacita. Hey Tampa Florida, what's the difference between Carmelo Hayes and The Latino Heat? What........ What? Ohhhh. you're right, Melo won't be Television Champ after Sunday night WrestleMania and I will! Carmelo Hayes, Jamie Hayter, Finn Balor The Mighty Caleb and the rest of you essay's in the TV Championship match Sunday night,

you better get ready for this weekend, because I promise you, and all of these fans here that on

Sunday

I will Lie. Cheat and Steal...

night WrestleMania

my way to the UWF Television Championship!!!

[Jamie Hayter]

The scene opens with Jamie Hayter and Rhea Ripley in Jamie’s locker room. The two are conversing over Jamie’s big match at WrestleMania. Their image is broadcast to the audience, who give them a standing ovation.

Rhea Ripley: “Tonight’s the night.”

Jamie nods in the affirmative.

Jamie Hayter: “Tonight’s the night that I finally win a championship.”

Rhea grins.

Rhea Ripley: “That’s right, and I want this for you so much. Admittedly the competition is stiff with the Mighty Caleb.”

Jamie Hayter: “The Mighty Caleb has been a strong and valiant champion. I think that he’s quite possibly nuts to accept a multi-person match like this, but he was also nuts to accept my challenge for a Taipei Deathmatch a few months ago. It’s the good kind of crazy. I kinda like that. I commend him.”

Jamie Hayter: “As for Eddie? I’ve beaten the rest of his little group and he’ll be the final domino to fall. Finn? He deserves my fist in his mouth and my foot in his arse. Carmelo? I’ll rip his head off.”

[Danny]

Sami Zayn: The only way you'd be waving down at me is when you're sitting up in the sky box watching me make history in this ring every night, just wishing to get back in my good graces after I end your career.

The threat has the earlier words of Zayn seem inauthentic but he's quick to clarify.

Sami Zayn: And I don't mean physically end you. I couldn't be more clear that that's not the type of person I am. Leave the mudshow circus acts to that band of horror freaks. After Wrestlemania when you suffer your 4th straight loss, You're going top get fired. You'll be begging for me to come put in a good word for you again but I won't even look your way. You'll go on podcast with hundred of listeners and try to talk up how we're still friends and I'll deny it. After a few more months you'll try and disparage me to goad me into another match but I'll ignore it. You'll try to say sorry and reach out but again, I won't hear it. You'll live the rest of your days glued to the TV each week, drinking, getting fatter and more bitter as you watch me break records as the longest reigning UWF Champion of all time.

This fantasy picture Sami has painted in his head really riles up the crowd. As if they couldn't hate him enough.

Sami Zayn: That's your future Kevin. The only reason it has happened already is because I asked for this match. When I talked about everything being handed to you on a silver platter, I had meant in the past but this match is also a perfect example. Do you know of anyone else who loses 3 straight matches to a part timer and two bottom feeders and still gets a marquee match at Wrestlemania? The fact that you don't see just much is handed to you is beyond me. If this was the old days, you'd have come back and been handed a World title shot right away but this is Sami Zayn's UWF. Despite what I think about the Royal Rumble, LA Knight played by the rules and won a title shot and I'll be damned if I let you use me as a stepping stone!